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Scheduled release Date: 05/23/2019
because 5+23+2019=2029 ... 20+29=49
4/2=2
9/3=3

2+3=5


o yeah here is the first song.

https://soundcloud.com/e-s-capeditiea/anal-period-overture

Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.

what is the next step? :O

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

there were no donnie darko gif things in the more thing, so i went with the other meaning... :O i feel really scary now.

So i might be able to fit in in Canada. :O are there initiation rites required to live there?

You have to be a Level 5 User for me to reveal that.

:O how do i get to this status?

First, you must commit to Sparkle Motion.

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4004... you shouldn't ask a girl her age...


but i must say... Dok i am suprized you are a chick. :O

there was also another thing i was gonna comment on but have no idea what it was... *nods,

anyways...

a shit pants orgy.

there needs to be a porn about this.

a secret.

use bread instead. :3 this tends to be more enjoyable and less soggy.

plus if you go to any fast food place or street food carts. bring a loaf of bread with you just incase you get a hotdog, then you can properly throw the hotdog bun towards any unsuspecting customer and wrap the hotdog with a slice of bread.

warning: this may cause chaos so wear protection.


but if you want to be cool about it, carefully take the hotdog bun away from the hotdog, place the hotdog bun gently inbetween a nearby car's windshield wiper. surround the hotdog with your convieniately prepared bread, eat the hotdog while waiting for the car's owner. make it a race to see if you can finish the hotdog before the driver returns. if successful. then stand near the door with arms crossed and a Beethoven angry expression on your face for how ever long it takes them to get to their car. Ask them (in exact words... no variations.) "Did you see Eris today?"

This can be asked before or after they notice the hotdog bun inbetween their windshield wiper...
if done before, simply wait for them to notice the said hotdog bun and state in a pleasant japanese animation moe school girl tone, "That's a sign from Eris." inquire them to eat the hotdog bun.

if done after, purposefully state the above statement of five words. this will provide the next option. State in a very monotonous and unentuesiastic tone, "She left you a present."

now if they do not believe this. aptly perform the turkey curse, then immediately run away. i suggest you wear some really powerful light up shoes this way if they happen to look at your feet they will end up blind and decide it was probably a bad idea to chase you.

and this is how you can avoid eating a hotdog bun.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H4JSZVP/

That was quick.

this kinda turns me on. :O

Getting ready for a jump. Had to excise the humuncular image I had riding on my left shoulder. It was effecting my concentration. This may result in a screen-name change and new carpets.

what colour of carpet are you aiming for?

is the tree okay?

The leaves are starting to turn yellow and fall off.

:O you killed the tree? poor tree. T.T

Do you think I take the role of the autumnal equinox?  If it is so, my touch brings not death, but sleep.

(i think i did the split correctly?)

But spring comes later, and then your touch will bring all the trees to the yard.

this tree's friends may be after you.

I keep a hatchet in the trunk of my car.

i think you may need a bigger hatchet. a chainsaw or two perhaps.

is the tree okay?

The leaves are starting to turn yellow and fall off.

:O you killed the tree? poor tree. T.T
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Do you think I take the role of the autumnal equinox?  If it is so, my touch brings not death, but sleep.

(i think i did the split correctly?)

But spring comes later, and then your touch will bring all the trees to the yard.

this tree's friends may be after you.

I keep a hatchet in the trunk of my car.

i think you may need a bigger hatchet. a chainsaw or two perhaps.

So i might be able to fit in in Canada. :O are there initiation rites required to live there?

You have to be a Level 5 User for me to reveal that.

:O how do i get to this status?

So i might be able to fit in in Canada. :O are there initiation rites required to live there?

:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?

It's still called Canada.

But we used to call it that too.

*nods, is it true Canadaians are nice people?