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The most terrifying thing I ever heard on the subject of rape was a friend of mine in college who said flat out she would absolutely lie about someone raping her if she thought they deserved it. She was pre-law.

Awesome! Okay to use it in things?

You're going to record your head exploding for our entertainment, right?

Why would my head explode?  Nothing in there but happy thoughts.  Fluffy white clouds.  Unicorns.  Pink monkeys.  Shit like that.

Sir, I've only been here a little while but even I know that you run on hate and orphan tears.

You're going to record your head exploding for our entertainment, right?

I have half of my boyfriend's desk 

Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

There are lots of non-commercial brands out there already. Headless dude in a suit talking with a robot voice, for example, or a Guy Fawkes mask at a protest...

I mean, hell, discordianism has some serious branding. Fnords, a golden apple, "hail Eris", the sacred chao: that's all branding work. What are you thinking about making a brand for?

Toxicity, from the BiP
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1086/toxicity.jpg

This is probably LHX's work, right? Because, and this may be heresy, but I really think it could do with some capitalization and periods at the end of the sentences

I know it's LHXs style, but when it starts about "learning", it's kind of ironic to have the sentences all lowercase like that.

If you leave it, I'd at least add some spacing between the paragraphs cause it's just a bunch of letters from what it looks like at first, now.

Also, break the line at "by-products" so it doesn't go through the tree.

I'm just saying, because it's REALLY AWESOME and I'd love to print it out with those improvements

That font has no upper case or punctuation, if it's a real issue I can look for another font to use for that, or maybe use the gasmask font from the title for the first letters, but personally I'm happy where it is. That line break definitely needs to be fixed, though.

But lurking is how new people don't get their faces eaten!

I hadn't heard about Ithaca hours, that's pretty awesome. Too bad it sounds like people are cutting back on them when they should be relying on it more.

Cancer, then.

I'm shocked they haven't already burned down everyone involved in bitcoins. Maybe they're just waiting for the point where generating a bitcoin costs less than it's worth.

In the US, we have a long and shitty history of taking down any alternative currency, as far as I know Norton I was the only one who got away with it.

Feign mono, stay in bed for two weeks.

Would be funnier if it was less like the truth

She has a stomach-butt!

I believe it's called a "gunt"