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Started by AFK, November 17, 2012, 10:57:50 PM

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AFK

November 17, 2012, 10:57:50 PM
This just in, Mexico is going to rescue the Twinkies! 


That was a close one, fatty fair food stall owners all across the county were collectively shitting their pants at the thought of losing their staple confection.



You may return to discussing your trivial health care, poverty, and middle east war issues.
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Bruno

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November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!
Formerly something else...

Nephew Twiddleton

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November 18, 2012, 01:11:30 AM
The question is- will this cause the gop to reconsider that fence?
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#3
November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.
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Bruno

#4
November 18, 2012, 02:12:32 AM
That was truly a special, and also magical time.
Formerly something else...

Cain

#5
November 18, 2012, 01:42:00 PM
Turns out the CEO of the company that makes Twinkies, Grey Rayburn, tripled his salary to $2.5 million while preparing to file for bankruptcy for the company.

Luna

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November 18, 2012, 01:45:16 PM


Yeah, this is making the rounds.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#7
November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mangrove

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November 18, 2012, 04:31:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 18, 2012, 01:45:16 PM


Yeah, this is making the rounds.

That's funny. FOX news said it was the UNIONZZZ that brought down Hostess.  :horrormirth:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
November 18, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:

Your wish is my command!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#10
November 18, 2012, 07:27:11 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 04:31:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 18, 2012, 01:45:16 PM


Yeah, this is making the rounds.

That's funny. FOX news said it was the UNIONZZZ that brought down Hostess.  :horrormirth:

Of course they are...  Rather than a Bain-style plundering.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain

#11
November 18, 2012, 07:40:49 PM
Or a Bane style plundering, even

Mangrove

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November 18, 2012, 09:55:57 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 18, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:

Your wish is my command!

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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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