If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless. I've been celebrating ever since.
QuoteSometimes Always is Never. For everything else there's Mastercard.
There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.