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Shows how far the world has come looking at the bloody romans for a bit of truth.
I mean what have the romans ever done for us?

The bible is the story as the men in power after jesus' death wanted it portrayed.
Additionally over time it got modified over and over again to fit the current powerful mens worldview.
Any remaining historical accuracies are mostly oversights.

CHEF doesn't have a capslock key.

In fact he has but it is scared of light and sound and the internet and fingers particularly fingers so it just hides under CHEFs big pan where it covers in a pressed state.
Quite sad actually....

Whatever. Anyone got cookies?

[superlisp]
I'm not gay, I'm a metrosexual.
[/superlisp]

metrosexual - you fuck (in) a big city?

There are no people on Sirius, only dogs!!

I always took them to be some kind of dog-people.
Wise dog-people even as they spent far more time licking their own gonads than
waging war as opposed to some other people on a certain third planet in a system roughly
4.3 lightyears off alpha centauri...

Oh shit now i can show people how exactly i kicked the others' butts in homeworld!
*DROOL*

And the Orion too.

Oh no!
*runs off*
...
*runs back with car battery, trips over hamster*
BAM
*stands up, takes car battery, jumper cables, zaps hamster*
...
*zaps hamster again and again and again and again*
...
hmm uh oh i think i grilled it.

grilled hamster anyone?

Kirk had no principles?
1. Kill the Klingons
2. Fuck the prime directive
3. Get the girl

An that kobayashi maru test is stupid anyway

Amy Jo Johnson never became a porn star... unfortuately.

Really?

Really.  Unless that's a broken link.  The google search came back negative.

Perhaps, just perhaps you should deactivate google 'safe search' ??FEATURE??

like here

buy more exclamation marks!

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armageddons come and go but beaches will be here for a while

Not necessarily- he might've been taking them to the incinerator.

Hmm think he is the type who does not give much to restraining orders?

poetry sucks, yatta yatta yatta

yatta yatta yatta has been repeatable seen, buying huge tomes
of poetry, invalidating his counterclaims.

And of course there is Brunners Shockwave Rider which is still having an effect every time you hear something about an computer worm.