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Messages - Schweinepriester G.

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Or Kill Me / Rant: embrace the path
« on: September 01, 2004, 06:10:10 pm »
Does that mean that after all that talk of a path there will be no Matlock Expressway?

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Literate Chaotic / Which Sci-Fi Writer Are You?
« on: September 01, 2004, 12:59:22 pm »
Iain M. Banks

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Literate Chaotic / r buckminster fuller.
« on: August 27, 2004, 09:40:16 pm »
*duct-tapes gnimbley to a rock*
I just hope this rock believes in gravity or we need an electric monk

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Literate Chaotic / The story of money
« on: August 26, 2004, 10:41:44 am »
commandment is synominous to vocal vomit

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Literate Chaotic / Someone said Jehova?
« on: August 24, 2004, 07:49:11 pm »
Man:     You sit here, dear.
Wife:    All right.
Man:    Morning!
Waitress:    Morning!
Man:    Well, what've you got?
Waitress:    Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:    ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:    Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:    ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:    Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:    I don't want ANY spam!
Man:    Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:    THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:    Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:    Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress:    Urgghh!
Wife:    What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings:    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up!
Vikings:    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:    I don't like spam!
Man:    Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:    Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:    You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

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Literate Chaotic / The story of money
« on: August 24, 2004, 07:43:03 pm »
The pretzels are the true power behind the scenes.

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Literate Chaotic / The story of money
« on: August 24, 2004, 07:26:46 pm »
Hmm yes he could be seen as part of a problem that solves another problem.
That is as long as pretzels and bikes allow him to live.

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Literate Chaotic / The story of money
« on: August 24, 2004, 06:24:02 pm »
Yes that problem that eventually banks (or their functional equivalent) would own everything after a few hundred years even assuming the most modest interest rates is old.
I'd say a few thousend years old.
And the "solution" to the problem is just as old. It takes the form of a reset button that gets pressed now and then and puff wads of money are suddenly only fancy toilet paper and the wealth they represented is no longer there. At the same time actual property gets redistributed to some extent as well.
Mostly this reset takes the form of wars.
Afterwards we get new fancy toilet paper disguised as money which will be good for another few hundred years and people go back to business as usual
Because 'the relevant members of science, industry and government' will know far better how to handle that stuff.

I'd say one could even build a fairly congruent cyclic theory of history that defines that accumulation of wealth via interest as a force that after a certain level of imbalance is reached causes wars, revolutions and the like to happen to violently rectify this situation and start another cycle. :?

Alas money is just a shared mass halucination anyway.  :wink:

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Principia Discussion / No Hot Dog Buns!
« on: August 23, 2004, 04:15:12 pm »
Sounds plausible. Of course there are madmen defending another theory.
*pies the question*

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Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
the first time I licked the dot someone pushed the book into my face as well.


Pass the nosebleed any direction you don't wish

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Or Kill Me / Hotsuma's Ranting: Vegitarianisim is fucking stupid.
« on: August 05, 2004, 06:47:55 pm »
As long as they don't preach i don't care what they don't eat but i know this really funny girl. She is vegan, works for the animal testing group at the uni, has stuffed animals and wears leather and has some selfmade bone pendant yet insists she is vegan because of her beliefs. Them obviously being that you can kill maim, torture and kill animals for fun and profit but don't ever dare eat them. ;)

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Or Kill Me / ...
« on: August 05, 2004, 06:32:41 pm »
Quote from: sakredchao
oh, and where's my pancakes and hash, bitch?

we're out of pancakes but
#

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Literate Chaotic / removed from the Haiku thread...
« on: August 01, 2004, 10:37:21 am »
*prePares' fro soMe rif'Le beAtin*  :twisted:

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Or Kill Me / q: longevity
« on: July 27, 2004, 06:07:07 pm »
Quote from: Malaul
normal life is expensive enough
I dont think I can afford immortality!!

doom


Don't worry immoratlity means you have forever to pay back debts you took on to pay for immortality or we just slaughter money-lenders every 200 years or so.

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Or Kill Me / Re: p: longevity
« on: July 26, 2004, 10:51:40 am »
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Xoder
There has never, in the entire history of mankind, been a war that ended with fewer people on this planet than before it started.


For real? Even the world wars? WWII lost in excess of 20 million people -- were there really that many born those five or so years?


IIRC the only significant dent in overalll population growth in recorded history was caused by the black death in the 14th century in europe.

World population went from 2 billion in 1930 to 3 billion in 1960.
Treating that as linear (whhich it is not) we get 33 million per year...

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