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#1
Discordian Recipes / Not your Mamma's ~Apple Pie~
December 04, 2010, 06:04:40 AM
Wanna dessert that will get you truely fucked up over the holidays? Look no further.

Ingredients:

1 gallon jug apple cider

1 package fresh cinnamon sticks

2 teaspoon cinnamon

4 apples sliced

dash of cloves

Box of sugar cubes

1 bottle Everclear

Step 1: Separate apple cider into two pots on the stove, add 2 sliced apples, 3 cinnamon sticks, a teaspoon of cinnamon and a dash of cloves into each pot.

Step 2: Simmer this concoction down 1/4 of the way. Add sugar to taste. (We use cubes because it's easier to measure in small incriminates.) Don't burn or let get to a rolling boil it will taste like shit!

Step 3: Continue to boil down mixture until you have about half of what you started with. (The loose cinnamon stick to the sides so its fairly easy to judge.

Step 4: Let cool, then strain using a CLEAN old t-shirt.

Step 5: Once at room temperature pour this liquid back into your gallon jug from the apple cider. Should be anywhere from 1/2 to 3/4 full.

Step 6: Fill the rest of the jug with Everclear, chill, then enjoy.

We pour this mixture into empty wine bottles with a cinnamon stick and re-cork em.
#2
WTF, really?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11837939

"Facebook is right to lay legal claim to use of the word 'face' in the context of social networking sites and other specific computer-linked activities because they have built up a reputation in the name Facebook, of which arguably 'face' is the dominant element,"

This makes me want to start a networking site with the "dominant element" being the word cock...
Then I can own all rights to cock on the internet...

WIN!  :lulz: