Unfortunately, I have no booze ATM.
Fortunately, I have other stuff.
Fat Bastard Shake
Fill blender with ice cream.
-for this round, my weapon of choice was Breyers Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Pulse blender until 3/4 full.
Add 1 cup peanut butter.
Fill blender with milk.
Blend until drinkable.
Get large glass.
Fill in quarters, topping each quarter with chocolate sauce.
Enjoy.
Collapse into lactose/diabetic coma.
Wake up.
Repeat. Possibly add whipped cream next time.
Why does this seem both more tasty and more harmful than blender booze?
It is. It is horribly, wonderfully bad for you. The sort of thimg you can gain 10 lbs from just by looking at it.
Luckily for me, its prohibitively expensive to make these often.
If you're interested (and I'm posting it now anyway), I have this recipe for lassi (which is a yogurt shake from India) that I bastardized:
Greek yogurt (I like honey flavor)
sugar
milk
orange juice
flavoring such as vanilla
Dump the entire tub in. It's like 1/2 a pound.
1/4 cup juice
some milk
at least a cup of sugar
teaspoon or less of vanilla or whatever
pulse until smooth
DRANK
I'll have to try it. Generally, Im prejudiced against yogurt, but this sounds interesting.