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I just realized one of my ex's (drama llama) would look very similar to OBL if he grew his beard out and wore that outfit.   

http://mangalorean.com/news.php?newstype=local&newsid=236175

Al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden and German Nazi fountainhead Adolf Hitler also share the date on which their death was announced -- May 1.

Other:  Sarah Palin becomes elected to office in 2012.  The rest is self-explanatory.

This thread is like a big, red box, and you can put tools in it.   

  I think I took someone's screwdriver......

Why Khara, you are a dirty bird!   




This whole thread is moronic.  That is all.

Hay Freekeh!

Nigel that corset is enough to make even straight ladies question their sexuality!


I need to buy one too.  Perhaps over the summer when I am working more, and have more disposable income.

and my back is already fucked, but beggars can't be choosers.  It's either that or I can aspire to become someone's trophy wife...which while never having to work would be AWESOME it's not exactly living the dream now is it?

How about training? A 60 foot round pen would be about the same cost as buying farrier tools. Besides, the law hasn't passed yet.

I currently do not posses the capabilities of being a trainer.  Not only that, but I lack the show record, and working student resume required to be taken seriously in my sport.  Sure anyone can be a backyard yahoo, but I'm not one of those people. 

and my back is already fucked, but beggars can't be choosers.  It's either that or I can aspire to become someone's trophy wife...which while never having to work would be AWESOME it's not exactly living the dream now is it?

They have been trying to do this for years apparently.  It always fails, but they keep trying.  I really hope it doesn't pass.  But I have a plan b now.  I've been looking into farrier schools all morning and will pursue that if this does pass, or if my career never takes off--which is possible because CA is bankrupt, and farriers are in more demand/need than body workers.  

I'm not really in a position to where I am able to GTFO of CA.  I'm sure I will at some point, but right now it's not realistic because I have no money to move, horses I'd have to move, friends here that I really care about (read real friends not drama friends), and basically my whole life is here for how.  But in a few years, who knows?

I am a certified Equine Body worker.  Which is like a sports massage therapist for horses.  My career is just starting, but I have been wanting to go back and get additional certifications, even though most people stop at EBW.  However there are EBW2 classes, which require a few courses, all with externships, and then there are Master EBW courses, and there are less than 20 in the world. When I was in my class IIRC our instructor said there were around 14. 

THIS


I have NO idea what I am going to do if this passes because my career will be over and I will have wasted all this time when I could have been pursuing something else.  The kicker is, I passed up college because I prefer to learn on my own, and every time I take a class I start out great then everything falls apart.  Not that I could get into a college anywhere with the grades I got in high school because I didn't give a shit about doing any of the work.  Aced all of the tests, but never did any homework because I was busy working through highschool to pay for my horses, and didn't give a shit.     But now I have finally found something I am good at, and enjoy enough to really work at and it's about to get flushed down the toilet.

Maybe I could look into farrier school if this passes.  We always need more of those, but I could say goodbye to my back ever working properly again. 

OR I could live the american dream and be someones goddamned trophy wife.  YIPPEE!   

My career might be over before it really starts.  All of you who know me know how hard I've worked for this, and I was going to keep moving up the levels of certification, take courses taught by top equine veterinarians, and eventually become one of the few Master Equine Body Workers in the world.   


http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/pub/11-12/bill/sen/sb_0651-0700/sb_697_bill_20110218_introduced.pdf

is the bill itself.  I've already emailed my opinions to my representatives.  In certain parts of the country anything that provides relief to a horse needs to be done by a DVM.  So there, I can't scratch my horse's itch without my DVM because that provides relief...

I dunno.  A ban on fauxhawks might be worthwhile...

previous boyfriend was a huge fan of those.  It's amazing we couldn't last....


It's ok though, he rebounded with a 17 year old.   

Ambulance call:  Patient swallowed a grape whole and is complaining of feeling like it's stuck in her upper asophagus.

if that's true, how was she able to make the call?  Then again, that's a really good way to choke yourself to death. 

It was a male chicken.  It was black.  It was actually harassing people outside the women's facility.

I was only actually there for the tail end of it all, but sweet christ that's just too good to pass up.

so, a black cock was terrorizing a women's locker room.