http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/02/opinion/02brooks.html
QuoteHe was hunted by about 50 Germans and left a trail in the deep snow. He'd lost one boot and sock, and he was bleeding from where his big toe had been shot off. He scrambled across the island and swam successively across the icy sound to two other islands
...
Up in the mountains, he skied through severe winter storms. One night, he started an avalanche. He fell at least 300 feet, smashed his skis and suffered a severe concussion. His body was buried in snow, but his head was sticking out. He lost sense of time and self-possession. He was blind, the snow having scorched the retinas of his eyes.
Wow. This guy just might out-badass the Vikings.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y3gyXuKTFZM/SWTGLj5Eg4I/AAAAAAAAAkU/f7wIxZUgfHw/s400/techno-viking.jpg)
Disagrees.
So, he doesn't ski too well, eh?
No mention regarding the size of his moustache, though.
Quote from: LMNO on March 02, 2010, 08:51:24 PM
No mention regarding the size of his moustache, though.
That's no accident.
Would the stache allow him to start an avalanche like that?
No, he would have started AN AVALANCHE OF SEXTORQUE™.
QuoteAt one point he thought he had found a trail, but he was only following his own footsteps in a small circle.
I spent more time wondering about how he worked this out than I did reading the article.
Quote from: Xooxe on March 02, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
QuoteAt one point he thought he had found a trail, but he was only following his own footsteps in a small circle.
I spent more time wondering about how he worked this out than I did reading the article.
Easy, one of the footprints was shoeless and missing a toe.
I saw this post and thought "Sweet! It's a technoviking thread!" and then it was a technoviking thread.
:argh!: IT IS NOT A TECHNO VIKING THREAD
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 03, 2010, 01:05:04 AMEasy, one of the footprints was shoeless and missing a toe.
Surely that foot would be numb? And he couldn't see.
MORE TO THE POINT-
why is Norway like, 100 to A JILLION times better than the U.S. like, RIGHT NOW?
IS IT...
their height? ( a Norwegian gay bar is the ONLY place I've had 0% cruise action, due to being less than 6'7" tall, I'm ASSuming)
BLACK METAL? (they were IT, our metal bands wish we had stave churches to burn, +)
WE, AS AMERICANS, DON'T KNOW WHERE NORWAY IS!? So, competing against them freaks our atheletes out, cuz, they feel like they're competing against MARTIANS?
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 03, 2010, 03:18:39 AMWE, AS AMERICANS, DON'T KNOW WHERE NORWAY IS!?
Nrrrrrggg.nnnrrrrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg *the veins pop out of my head as I clench my very being to stop a LAME pun about not being able to see the fjords*
Quote from: Xooxe on March 03, 2010, 04:07:26 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 03, 2010, 03:18:39 AMWE, AS AMERICANS, DON'T KNOW WHERE NORWAY IS!?
Nrrrrrggg.nnnrrrrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg *the veins pop out of my head as I clench my very being to stop a LAME pun about not being able to see the fjords*
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 03, 2010, 03:18:39 AM
WE, AS AMERICANS, DON'T KNOW WHERE NORWAY IS!?
ITS BECAUSE EVERY TIME THEY TAKE A MAP THEY STOP LOOKING WHEN THEY REACH THE FINNISH
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 03, 2010, 02:27:47 AM
:argh!: IT IS NOT A TECHNO VIKING THREAD
YES IT IS. YOU CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS, AND I HAVE SEEN QUITE A FEW TECHNO VIKINGS IN MY TIME.
Jan Baalsrud? No wonder he was so fucking tough. If I had red balls I'd the whole thing too!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2010, 04:08:12 AM
Quote from: Xooxe on March 03, 2010, 04:07:26 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 03, 2010, 03:18:39 AMWE, AS AMERICANS, DON'T KNOW WHERE NORWAY IS!?
Nrrrrrggg.nnnrrrrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg *the veins pop out of my head as I clench my very being to stop a LAME pun about not being able to see the fjords*
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1538/cramulatio.png)
Cannot see pic. :crankey:
Fucking filters.
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 03, 2010, 10:45:02 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 03, 2010, 03:18:39 AM
WE, AS AMERICANS, DON'T KNOW WHERE NORWAY IS!?
ITS BECAUSE EVERY TIME THEY TAKE A MAP THEY STOP LOOKING WHEN THEY REACH THE FINNISH
:crankey:
AAAAAAAAAGGH!!
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 03, 2010, 01:05:04 AM
Quote from: Xooxe on March 02, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
QuoteAt one point he thought he had found a trail, but he was only following his own footsteps in a small circle.
I spent more time wondering about how he worked this out than I did reading the article.
Easy, one of the footprints was shoeless and missing a toe.
Is it wrong that I giggled at this?
Quote from: Xooxe on March 03, 2010, 04:07:26 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 03, 2010, 03:18:39 AMWE, AS AMERICANS, DON'T KNOW WHERE NORWAY IS!?
Nrrrrrggg.nnnrrrrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg *the veins pop out of my head as I clench my very being to stop a LAME pun about not being able to see the fjords*
AAAAUUUUUGH
NORWAY, NOT YOUR WAY
Quote from: Remington on March 03, 2010, 05:57:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2010, 04:08:12 AM
Quote from: Xooxe on March 03, 2010, 04:07:26 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 03, 2010, 03:18:39 AMWE, AS AMERICANS, DON'T KNOW WHERE NORWAY IS!?
Nrrrrrggg.nnnrrrrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg *the veins pop out of my head as I clench my very being to stop a LAME pun about not being able to see the fjords*
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1538/cramulatio.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: