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#16
To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

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#17
Principia Discussion / Re: Crossdressing for Chaos
October 24, 2021, 10:18:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 19, 2021, 07:18:30 PM
yoink?

Is that a euphemism?

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#18
Principia Discussion / Crossdressing for Chaos
October 18, 2021, 06:10:53 PM
So...can traditional binary gender roles be considered creative order, or is their strict adherence destructive order? If the later, then it follows all non-binary gender expressions would be some form of creative chaos and blessed by Eris, right?

I just want to confirm that when I shave my legs and slip on some nylon stockings, it is as holy an act as it feels.

I mean....asking for a friend. ;)

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#19
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2021, 10:47:24 PM
Quote from: Faust on October 13, 2021, 05:21:52 PM
A zookeeper who finds out that the animals are going to be killed would release them to fend for themselves

Do whats morally right

DRONE APOCALYPSE:  TUCSON   :lulz:

You keep making Tuscon more and more appealing.

I might have to retire there.

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#20
Does that technically make Cramulus a meme?

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#21
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2021, 01:17:28 AM
Time to move to LinkedIn, everyone

It might be more efficient to use tin cans connected by strings.

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#22
Quote from: Maedalaane on October 05, 2021, 02:46:59 AM
I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

I'm willing to take a left hook. Is the government offering those?

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#23
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2021, 06:50:52 PM
There was this, but this isn't pissed off.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29353.msg1055716.html#msg1055716

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Funny how the greatest communication device in the history of mankind can be so difficult to communicate on. I totally thought you were pissed off. Glad to know you weren't.

It was a fair point. I still like my fair share of pie and silliness, but getting close to 50 mellows you out a bit.  Maybe.

A bit.

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#24
Wait...is this a vaccine against fucking? If I take it, who am I going to dump all my stuff on when I die? I'm not sure folks have really thought this through.

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#25
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: I like boobs
October 04, 2021, 05:28:22 PM
Well...you never know...like myself,  they might pop back in from time to time.

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#26
Oh...well I liked him....although I seem to recall really pissing you off last time I was active on the board.

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#27
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: I like boobs
October 03, 2021, 07:38:57 AM
Too many to talk about...and I've had enough memories that my memory is like Swiss cheese.

There were certainly more women active on the board back then. What did you guys do to chase them away?

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#28
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2021, 10:42:54 PM
Quote from: rong on September 29, 2021, 10:14:26 PM
Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.

Wait...your name is Roger? You're not The Good Reverend Roger are you?

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#29
The bots probably drink better beer.

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#30
Hmmm...creative chaos = evolution and personal growth perhaps? I heard a quote the ather day along the lines of..."If you are the same person now that you were 30 years ago, all that time has been wasted."

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