Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cain on December 23, 2009, 10:18:53 AM

Title: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8427439.stm

Which of course makes perfect sense.

Next stop: banning glue.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: themenniss on December 23, 2009, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8427439.stm

Which of course makes perfect sense.

Next stop: banning glue.
how to stop drug crimes: make it all legal.
but yeah prohibition TOTALLY works. :|
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: NotPublished on December 23, 2009, 11:40:18 AM
It doesn't make much sense at all!

I think before glue they'll target textas. What kid doesn't sniff that?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: themenniss on December 23, 2009, 11:42:47 AM
that or dry-wipe board markers.  :lulz:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 11:56:03 AM
Quote from: themenniss on December 23, 2009, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8427439.stm

Which of course makes perfect sense.

Next stop: banning glue.
how to stop drug crimes: make it all legal.
but yeah prohibition TOTALLY works. :|

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease not this discussion again :aww:

judging from your postcount you probably just signed up after the thread died down:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22958.0

if you want, read it and note that pretty much all arguments in favor and against have been made, and consensus was not reached, but a funny pun thread was started instead for a much-neede diversion.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: themenniss on December 23, 2009, 12:13:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 11:56:03 AM
Quote from: themenniss on December 23, 2009, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8427439.stm

Which of course makes perfect sense.

Next stop: banning glue.
how to stop drug crimes: make it all legal.
but yeah prohibition TOTALLY works. :|

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease not this discussion again :aww:

judging from your postcount you probably just signed up after the thread died down:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22958.0

if you want, read it and note that pretty much all arguments in favor and against have been made, and consensus was not reached, but a funny pun thread was started instead for a much-neede diversion.
i was there for the end of that. it's really just singing to the choir here isn't it?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 12:15:32 PM
yes except

there's two choirs

they are not singing but screaming

and they're both deaf.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Payne on December 23, 2009, 12:18:55 PM
And they all do sign language using the lesser known Sledgehammer Technique.

And they all got drunk and rowdy before practice.

And they all have assburgers.

Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: AFK on December 23, 2009, 01:57:02 PM
Quote from: themenniss on December 23, 2009, 12:13:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 11:56:03 AM
Quote from: themenniss on December 23, 2009, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8427439.stm

Which of course makes perfect sense.

Next stop: banning glue.
how to stop drug crimes: make it all legal.
but yeah prohibition TOTALLY works. :|

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease not this discussion again :aww:

judging from your postcount you probably just signed up after the thread died down:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22958.0

if you want, read it and note that pretty much all arguments in favor and against have been made, and consensus was not reached, but a funny pun thread was started instead for a much-neede diversion.
i was there for the end of that. it's really just singing to the choir here isn't it?
:argh!:

and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.


Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 23, 2009, 02:03:15 PM
Cain,
were you aiming to troll with this thread, knowing the history of the topic?  :lol:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
Thats so weird, I just started watching a doco yesterday on "legal highs" in Britain, didn't get to watch it all due to megavideo limit and then getting capped today :(
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 23, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
I for one am glad that the governments know whats best for us all... what would we ever do without their wisdom.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 04:32:20 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
I for one am glad that the governments know whats best for us all... what would we ever do without their wisdom.

Kill each other in the street, obviously.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 23, 2009, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 04:32:20 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
I for one am glad that the governments know whats best for us all... what would we ever do without their wisdom.

Kill each other in the street, obviously.

I really don't see what the problem with that would be..... 

I mean they could make it a spectator sport, like when the Romans threw the christians to the lions....  Sell tickets, pay off government debt, even better, they could sell drugs at these events and then arrest the next "contestants" all at the same location.....   :|
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 01:57:02 PM
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

I'm trying to hold it off honest!

I will AGREE WITH EVERYONE!!!




(BAD DISCORDIAN, TRIP, BAD!!)
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 05:15:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 01:57:02 PM
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

I'm trying to hold it off honest!

I will AGREE WITH EVERYONE!!!




(BAD DISCORDIAN, TRIP, BAD!!)

AND YOU DON'T STOP.

TGRR,
Thinks we need to outlaw SOME drugs, because Dr Rat Bastard doesn't know what's good for him.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 23, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 12:15:32 PM
yes except

there's two choirs

they are not singing but screaming

and they're both deaf.

:mittens:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2009, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 04:32:20 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
I for one am glad that the governments know whats best for us all... what would we ever do without their wisdom.

Kill each other in the street, obviously.

And then get fed up with all the killing and form a government to deal with it.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2009, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 04:32:20 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
I for one am glad that the governments know whats best for us all... what would we ever do without their wisdom.

Kill each other in the street, obviously.

And then get fed up with all the killing and form a government to deal with it.

And then bitch about the restrictions the government has placed on us.

IT'S TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN!
\
:joshua:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2009, 06:50:52 PM
:banana:

Monkeys get fed up with their own behavior, make a government to control the monkey behavior, then they decide they don't like it because it gets in the way of their monkey behavior, and so they engage in MONKEY SMASH behavior. Then once they're done playing in the rubble they start hitting each other again, and then some of them are all like, "Hey, this monkey behavior sucks. We should organize an institution to control it."

HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT VERY GOOD WITH BIPEDAL STANCE
HOW DO I USE THUMBS??
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2009, 06:50:52 PM
:banana:

Monkeys get fed up with their own behavior, make a government to control the monkey behavior, then they decide they don't like it because it gets in the way of their monkey behavior, and so they engage in MONKEY SMASH behavior. Then once they're done playing in the rubble they start hitting each other again, and then some of them are all like, "Hey, this monkey behavior sucks. We should organize an institution to control it."

HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT VERY GOOD WITH BIPEDAL STANCE
HOW DO I USE THUMBS??

HOW DO I FRONTAL LOBES?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 23, 2009, 07:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 05:15:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 01:57:02 PM
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

I'm trying to hold it off honest!

I will AGREE WITH EVERYONE!!!




(BAD DISCORDIAN, TRIP, BAD!!)

AND YOU DON'T STOP.

TGRR,
Thinks we need to outlaw SOME drugs, because Dr Rat Bastard doesn't know what's good for him.


:lulz:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:04:05 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 07:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 05:15:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 01:57:02 PM
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

I'm trying to hold it off honest!

I will AGREE WITH EVERYONE!!!




(BAD DISCORDIAN, TRIP, BAD!!)

AND YOU DON'T STOP.

TGRR,
Thinks we need to outlaw SOME drugs, because Dr Rat Bastard doesn't know what's good for him.


:lulz:

You must be protected.

Please go stand by the stairs.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 23, 2009, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:04:05 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 07:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 05:15:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 01:57:02 PM
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

I'm trying to hold it off honest!

I will AGREE WITH EVERYONE!!!




(BAD DISCORDIAN, TRIP, BAD!!)

AND YOU DON'T STOP.

TGRR,
Thinks we need to outlaw SOME drugs, because Dr Rat Bastard doesn't know what's good for him.


:lulz:

You must be protected.

Please go stand by the stairs.

But, I might fall down the staircase... shouldn't you make sure I have a helmet and elbow pads and body armor made out of bubble wrap or something? I mean, who knows, maybe I'm not capable of walking on two legs and someone NEEDS to protect me!!!
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:25:14 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:04:05 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 07:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 05:15:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 01:57:02 PM
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

I'm trying to hold it off honest!

I will AGREE WITH EVERYONE!!!




(BAD DISCORDIAN, TRIP, BAD!!)

AND YOU DON'T STOP.

TGRR,
Thinks we need to outlaw SOME drugs, because Dr Rat Bastard doesn't know what's good for him.


:lulz:

You must be protected.

Please go stand by the stairs.

But, I might fall down the staircase... shouldn't you make sure I have a helmet and elbow pads and body armor made out of bubble wrap or something? I mean, who knows, maybe I'm not capable of walking on two legs and someone NEEDS to protect me!!!

SHOVING IS THE ANSWER.  PLEASE GO STAND BY THE STAIRS.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 23, 2009, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.
attempt to get one of the staple products of a large company like Kraft or Proctor and Gamle banned...
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

This was done by Thornely in the 60s.  He and some cohorts spread a rumor that banana peels can get you high, if dried and smoked.  This was to see how many stupid hippies would go for it, and how many states would attempt to legislate the sales of bananas.

Thousands of people still believed banana peels would get you high, all the way into the 90s (probably still do), and at least one state attempted to make it illegal to sell bananas in their peels.  I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure the bill didn't pass.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Hangshai on December 23, 2009, 07:34:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 11:56:03 AM


pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease not this discussion again :aww:

judging from your postcount you probably just signed up after the thread died down:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22958.0

if you want, read it and note that pretty much all arguments in favor and against have been made, and consensus was not reached, but a funny pun thread was started instead for a much-neede diversion.

I think maybe this can be said for EVERY thread on this goddamn forum.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: President Television on December 23, 2009, 07:35:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

(http://msp227.photobucket.com/albums/dd169/FabrezeFresh/jenkem.jpg)?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:35:55 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 23, 2009, 07:34:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 11:56:03 AM


pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease not this discussion again :aww:

judging from your postcount you probably just signed up after the thread died down:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22958.0

if you want, read it and note that pretty much all arguments in favor and against have been made, and consensus was not reached, but a funny pun thread was started instead for a much-neede diversion.

I think maybe this can be said for EVERY thread on this goddamn forum.

Sorry you're stuck here with us.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 23, 2009, 07:37:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

This was done by Thornely in the 60s.  He and some cohorts spread a rumor that banana peels can get you high, if dried and smoked.  This was to see how many stupid hippies would go for it, and how many states would attempt to legislate the sales of bananas.

Thousands of people still believed banana peels would get you high, all the way into the 90s (probably still do), and at least one state attempted to make it illegal to sell bananas in their peels.  I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure the bill didn't pass.

ROFL< yeah... though according to his bio he actually tried it himself first (with friends) and it was a terrible experience... SO THEN he made sure to convince everyone that it was 'real'.

Gotta love the madmen!
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

This was done by Thornely in the 60s.  He and some cohorts spread a rumor that banana peels can get you high, if dried and smoked.  This was to see how many stupid hippies would go for it, and how many states would attempt to legislate the sales of bananas.


Thousands of people still believed banana peels would get you high, all the way into the 90s (probably still do), and at least one state attempted to make it illegal to sell bananas in their peels.  I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure the bill didn't pass.

I tried smoking banana peels while I was a foolish teen.  Got the idea from the Anarchist cookbook.  I didn't know that started with Thornley.  I think it needs more concerned parents.

The idea of it being something like Kraft macaroni and cheese is a fun idea.


And yeah, it is a terrible experience.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

This was done by Thornely in the 60s.  He and some cohorts spread a rumor that banana peels can get you high, if dried and smoked.  This was to see how many stupid hippies would go for it, and how many states would attempt to legislate the sales of bananas.

And yeah, it is a terrible experience.

Thousands of people still believed banana peels would get you high, all the way into the 90s (probably still do), and at least one state attempted to make it illegal to sell bananas in their peels.  I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure the bill didn't pass.

I tried smoking banana peels while I was a foolish teen.  Got the idea from the Anarchist cookbook.  I didn't know that started with Thornley.  I think it needs more concerned parents.

The idea of it being something like Kraft macaroni and cheese is a fun idea.

Yeah, the thing to remember is that a good sized chunk of the AC is absolute crap.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:43:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

This was done by Thornely in the 60s.  He and some cohorts spread a rumor that banana peels can get you high, if dried and smoked.  This was to see how many stupid hippies would go for it, and how many states would attempt to legislate the sales of bananas.

And yeah, it is a terrible experience.

Thousands of people still believed banana peels would get you high, all the way into the 90s (probably still do), and at least one state attempted to make it illegal to sell bananas in their peels.  I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure the bill didn't pass.

I tried smoking banana peels while I was a foolish teen.  Got the idea from the Anarchist cookbook.  I didn't know that started with Thornley.  I think it needs more concerned parents.

The idea of it being something like Kraft macaroni and cheese is a fun idea.

Yeah, the thing to remember is that a good sized chunk of the AC is absolute crap.

My current attitude toward it is that it is a piece of CIA propoganda designed to kill Anarchists. This may not be true, but it is about the healthiest way to approach the book.  I should have known when I read the bits about dealing with Anarchists who were not "sincere" enough, but I was a bit too open minded when I was younger.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2009, 07:45:07 PM
Wait, the banana peel thing was Kerry Thornley's doing? :lulz: Hoo boy, this religion just got a little bit more hilarious in my mind.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Hangshai on December 23, 2009, 07:47:30 PM
http://s0.ilike.com/play#The+Dead+Milkmen:Smokin%27+Banana+Peels:298016:s3492723.13120974.22864842.0.2.165%2Cstd_606963f1f5e54321bf03fc196a99623c

gotta take life cereal, baby...
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

This was done by Thornely in the 60s.  He and some cohorts spread a rumor that banana peels can get you high, if dried and smoked.  This was to see how many stupid hippies would go for it, and how many states would attempt to legislate the sales of bananas.

Thousands of people still believed banana peels would get you high, all the way into the 90s (probably still do), and at least one state attempted to make it illegal to sell bananas in their peels.  I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure the bill didn't pass.

Thornley started that rumour???? WOW :eek:

It even memed over to europe, I know at least one of my friends that tried it in their young and stupid teenage years.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 07:55:25 PM
so yeah are there any references that prove it was Thornley? another discordian "accomplishment"
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:58:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 07:55:25 PM
so yeah are there any references that prove it was Thornley?

No, considering I just totally made that part up.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 08:00:01 PM
Maybe.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 23, 2009, 08:00:57 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 07:55:25 PM
so yeah are there any references that prove it was Thornley? another discordian "accomplishment"

All I've seen are the references in his biography where he tried it and it was terrmible so he spread the rumor all over the place. But I think he first heard it from someone and that's why he tried it.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 08:02:53 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 08:00:57 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 07:55:25 PM
so yeah are there any references that prove it was Thornley? another discordian "accomplishment"

All I've seen are the references in his biography where he tried it and it was terrmible so he spread the rumor all over the place. But I think he first heard it from someone and that's why he tried it.

I didn't even know that was the case.  I totally pulled it out of my ass.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 23, 2009, 08:06:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 08:02:53 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 23, 2009, 08:00:57 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 07:55:25 PM
so yeah are there any references that prove it was Thornley? another discordian "accomplishment"

All I've seen are the references in his biography where he tried it and it was terrmible so he spread the rumor all over the place. But I think he first heard it from someone and that's why he tried it.

I didn't even know that was the case.  I totally pulled it out of my ass.

Aw, Roger, you mean Eris punk'd you with synchronicity?

:lulz:

The bit in his bioography is very funny... apparently they tried to mash the banana peels up and dry then in the oven, resulting in some blackish stuff which was so harsh they almost choked up a lung...
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 10:35:14 PM
Good enough, I will tell everybody.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 23, 2009, 11:52:47 PM
Try it first, It's Great!!!!!!!!!!pi
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2009, 12:00:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

This was done by Thornely in the 60s.  He and some cohorts spread a rumor that banana peels can get you high, if dried and smoked.  This was to see how many stupid hippies would go for it, and how many states would attempt to legislate the sales of bananas.

Thousands of people still believed banana peels would get you high, all the way into the 90s (probably still do), and at least one state attempted to make it illegal to sell bananas in their peels.  I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure the bill didn't pass.

Oh wow, I didn't know that was the origin of that! Cool. :)
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2009, 12:01:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:58:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 07:55:25 PM
so yeah are there any references that prove it was Thornley?

No, considering I just totally made that part up.
:lulz:

You are awesome.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2009, 03:26:13 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 24, 2009, 12:01:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:58:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 07:55:25 PM
so yeah are there any references that prove it was Thornley?

No, considering I just totally made that part up.
:lulz:

You are awesome.


I had an urge to take the piss.  What can I say?   :lulz:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Lies on December 24, 2009, 07:33:26 AM
Uh, actually, you *can* get high off banana peels, you guys are all just doing it wrong.

-Lys
Knows the secret recipe to make banana peel psychoactive bananine and is keeping it to himself.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 24, 2009, 02:44:43 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on December 24, 2009, 07:33:26 AM
Uh, actually, you *can* get high off banana peels, you guys are all just doing it wrong.

-Lys
Knows the secret recipe to make banana peel psychoactive bananine and is keeping it to himself.

Hyperventilating because you need to puff like a madman to keep the shit lit doesn't count as being high, damn it.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2013, 10:25:41 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 12:15:32 PM
yes except

there's two choirs

they are not singing but screaming

and they're both deaf.

Now, THIS is NEWSFEED.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bruno on March 08, 2013, 10:40:08 PM
Smoking Banana Peels by The Dead Milkmen was, like, my jam for about a year way back in the day (circa 1990).

I was also one of the rubes who tried getting high off of banana peels.  :oops:

Then, ten years later, along came Pedro from eBay. I guess persistence pays off.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 08, 2013, 11:12:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2013, 10:25:41 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 12:15:32 PM
yes except

there's two choirs

they are not singing but screaming

and they're both deaf.

Now, THIS is NEWSFEED.

:lol:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: AFK on March 08, 2013, 11:36:21 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 08, 2013, 10:40:08 PM
Smoking Banana Peels by The Dead Milkmen was, like, my jam for about a year way back in the day (circa 1990).

I was also one of the rubes who tried getting high off of banana peels.  :-[

Then, ten years later, along came Pedro from eBay. I guess persistence pays off.


The banana peel thing was bullshit, but the nutmeg thing is true, but raiding and snorting the spice rack isn't going to cut it. 
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Cain on March 08, 2013, 11:43:46 PM
Also, anyone stupid enough to try and get high off nutmeg is getting exactly what they deserve.

Enjoy your cotton-mouth, diarrehea, paranoia and hangover, assholes.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bruno on March 08, 2013, 11:50:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 08, 2013, 11:36:21 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 08, 2013, 10:40:08 PM
Smoking Banana Peels by The Dead Milkmen was, like, my jam for about a year way back in the day (circa 1990).

I was also one of the rubes who tried getting high off of banana peels.  :-[

Then, ten years later, along came Pedro from eBay. I guess persistence pays off.


The banana peel thing was bullshit, but the nutmeg thing is true, but raiding and snorting the spice rack isn't going to cut it.


You gotta eat hella loads of syrian rue with it to make it work, breh. Teh MAOI makes it, like... whoa
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 10, 2013, 03:20:22 AM
One night, months ago, I bought a pound of Bob's Red Mills poppy seeds, shook them with lemon water in a jug for a little bit, strained 'em and drank the sludge.

Part of the reason I did it was because I didn't think it would work (if that makes any sense). Had the nods something fierce, so I started drinking some cider and felt all warm and... Just great. I have considered doing it again several times, but I don't want to be that guy who goes to rehab for shit people put in muffins.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 10, 2013, 03:27:21 AM
(http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/5060ff78ecad040d1700000f-430-323/billa-bananas.jpg)
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 10, 2013, 03:30:41 AM
Holy shit, that's a thing?

Where's that picture from... Andorra?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 10, 2013, 04:27:26 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 10, 2013, 03:20:22 AM
One night, months ago, I bought a pound of Bob's Red Mills poppy seeds, shook them with lemon water in a jug for a little bit, strained 'em and drank the sludge.

Part of the reason I did it was because I didn't think it would work (if that makes any sense). Had the nods something fierce, so I started drinking some cider and felt all warm and... Just great. I have considered doing it again several times, but I don't want to be that guy who goes to rehab for shit people put in muffins.

You can just grow opium poppies, you know. Papaver Somniferum.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 10, 2013, 06:36:44 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 10, 2013, 03:30:41 AM
Holy shit, that's a thing?

Where's that picture from... Andorra?

THEY GROW IN THEIR OWN CONTAINER, STUPIDS.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2013, 10:17:57 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2013, 11:43:46 PM
Also, anyone stupid enough to try and get high off nutmeg is getting exactly what they deserve.

Enjoy your cotton-mouth, diarrehea, paranoia and hangover, assholes.

I tried that in 8th grade, and if you remove diarrhea and add 3-day migraine, you've got it dead to rights.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Salty on March 10, 2013, 06:48:58 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 10, 2013, 04:27:26 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 10, 2013, 03:20:22 AM
One night, months ago, I bought a pound of Bob's Red Mills poppy seeds, shook them with lemon water in a jug for a little bit, strained 'em and drank the sludge.

Part of the reason I did it was because I didn't think it would work (if that makes any sense). Had the nods something fierce, so I started drinking some cider and felt all warm and... Just great. I have considered doing it again several times, but I don't want to be that guy who goes to rehab for shit people put in muffins.

You can just grow opium poppies, you know. Papaver Somniferum.

Yeah, and from what I've read that's probably safer considering you can't be sure of the morphine dosage in poppy seed tea. A lethal dose seems incredibly easy to take. And stupid. Stupid and easy.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bruno on March 10, 2013, 08:02:22 PM
I made some poppy pod tea once. All it did was make me sleepy.

I could have gotten the same effect from benadryl.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 10, 2013, 09:20:34 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 10, 2013, 06:48:58 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 10, 2013, 04:27:26 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 10, 2013, 03:20:22 AM
One night, months ago, I bought a pound of Bob's Red Mills poppy seeds, shook them with lemon water in a jug for a little bit, strained 'em and drank the sludge.

Part of the reason I did it was because I didn't think it would work (if that makes any sense). Had the nods something fierce, so I started drinking some cider and felt all warm and... Just great. I have considered doing it again several times, but I don't want to be that guy who goes to rehab for shit people put in muffins.

You can just grow opium poppies, you know. Papaver Somniferum.

Yeah, and from what I've read that's probably safer considering you can't be sure of the morphine dosage in poppy seed tea. A lethal dose seems incredibly easy to take. And stupid. Stupid and easy.

MY FAVORITE COMBINATION!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doTUxOqKgd0&feature=player_detailpage#t=4s
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2013, 07:31:47 AM
Make sure to hold it in until you pass out, otherwise it won't work properly.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:44:25 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7.

Sorry to hear that.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2013, 03:34:08 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 10, 2013, 08:02:22 PM
I made some poppy pod tea once. All it did was make me sleepy.

I could have gotten the same effect from benadryl.

Congratulations, you have learned that mild opiates act as opiates!

Seriously, I don't understand why people are so into that shit.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: McGrupp on March 11, 2013, 03:42:11 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Altered states of consiousness can be fun. But if you do it 24/7 its not actually an altered state, is it?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 03:43:42 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on March 11, 2013, 03:42:11 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Altered states of consiousness can be fun. But if you do it 24/7 its not actually an altered state, is it?

Precisely.  It's a more or less doped-up primate, the sort that can be readily observed in its natural habitat...The end stool at your local loser bar.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 06:48:40 PM
There's more of a catch and release system here with the local off-licences.

Most of the bars are closed due to the clientèle being barred from entry.

Business sense is not in good supply round here. Apart from the off-licences.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bruno on March 11, 2013, 07:03:26 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 11, 2013, 03:34:08 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 10, 2013, 08:02:22 PM
I made some poppy pod tea once. All it did was make me sleepy.

I could have gotten the same effect from benadryl.

Congratulations, you have learned that mild opiates act as opiates!

Seriously, I don't understand why people are so into that shit.

Inorite!

Huffing carburetor cleaner was more interesting, and they both made me feel like shit the next day.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 07:04:17 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 11, 2013, 03:34:08 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 10, 2013, 08:02:22 PM
I made some poppy pod tea once. All it did was make me sleepy.

I could have gotten the same effect from benadryl.

Congratulations, you have learned that mild opiates act as opiates!

Seriously, I don't understand why people are so into that shit.

It's a way to fail a piss test without all the hassles involved in partying.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 07:06:42 PM
I'm increasingly beginning to suspect I'm dealing with people who don't have anti-freeze in the drinks cabinet.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bruno on March 11, 2013, 07:08:33 PM
I work with a dude who is afraid to eat sesame seeds because he thinks it will make him fail a piss test.

English is not his first language.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 12, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
When I was a kid, there was a story that if you got those cold capsules with different colored pellets in them and separated out just the white ones (or the yellow ones, depending on who was telling the story) it was speed (or psychedelics, depending on who was telling the story). I saw more than a few people sitting around all afternoon doing this.  :lol:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 12, 2013, 12:30:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:44:25 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7.

Sorry to hear that.

Right?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 12, 2013, 12:32:26 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
When I was a kid, there was a story that if you got those cold capsules with different colored pellets in them and separated out just the white ones (or the yellow ones, depending on who was telling the story) it was speed (or psychedelics, depending on who was telling the story). I saw more than a few people sitting around all afternoon doing this.  :lol:

Wait. I have to run to my local druggist here in a few. I'll post an image that will blow shit out of your lacrimal glands when I get back.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 12, 2013, 02:23:33 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 12, 2013, 12:32:26 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
When I was a kid, there was a story that if you got those cold capsules with different colored pellets in them and separated out just the white ones (or the yellow ones, depending on who was telling the story) it was speed (or psychedelics, depending on who was telling the story). I saw more than a few people sitting around all afternoon doing this.  :lol:

Wait. I have to run to my local druggist here in a few. I'll post an image that will blow shit out of your lacrimal glands when I get back.

???
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 12, 2013, 07:33:00 AM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

DUDE, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED POPTARTS, WHILE STONED?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 12, 2013, 09:37:36 AM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then you should do that, if its what you want to do. However, a lot of the people that hang out here aren't gonna have much respect for that position (even those of us that like plants, chemicals and altered states).

POPTARTS are yummy when stoned though, I think I agree with Net.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 12, 2013, 11:24:09 AM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 12, 2013, 09:37:36 AM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then you should do that, if its what you want to do. However, a lot of the people that hang out here aren't gonna have much respect for that position (even those of us that like plants, chemicals and altered states).

POPTARTS are yummy when stoned though, I think I agree with Net.

Wheeee! Heeeeere we goooo!
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 11:57:23 AM
Mind = Blown.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 12, 2013, 12:16:42 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 11:57:23 AM
Mind = Blown.

Great. MORE drug-talk.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 01:25:38 PM
I was noting the lack of the promised picture. The suspense is killing me. I say me, I mean those around me.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 12, 2013, 01:28:53 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 01:25:38 PM
I was noting the lack of the promised picture. The suspense is killing me. I say me, I mean those around me.

You say "suspense" you mean you as well, right?
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 01:47:01 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

There was an interesting study done on chimpanzees which reminded me of the above post.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then go be high and shut the fuck up.

Seriously, people talking about getting high is somewhere on the same level of grindingly dull as Dad's stories about the war or Uncle Mike with hydrocephalus telling me about his bottle cap collection, only I have to be patient with them because Dad's old and Uncle Mike is retarded.

You are presumably neither old nor retarded, so SHUT UP.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: AFK on March 12, 2013, 03:21:39 PM
Just say the word and I can at least make this drug thread an "interesting" one.  If you know the tune I'm whistling.  ;)



Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 03:29:57 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 12, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
Then go be high and shut the fuck up.


Once again, Nigel cuts to the chase.   :lulz:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 03:32:22 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 12, 2013, 03:21:39 PM
Just say the word and I can at least make this drug thread an "interesting" one.  If you know the tune I'm whistling.  ;)

You and I may disagree on many things, but I think we can agree that listening to some pothead babble about how high they are isn't interesting at all.  Also, the normal drug thread thing A)  has been done, and B) won't accomplish anything in this case, because this is a FB discordian, which are impervious to shit like that.  We'll all get riled up, and the most doobie will do is occasionally post some non-sequitor about being high as fuck.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 12, 2013, 03:40:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 03:29:57 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 12, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
Then go be high and shut the fuck up.


Once again, Nigel cuts to the chase.   :lulz:

Yep.

Weed is great. Stoner culture is DERP:

(http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/white%20guy%20with%20dreads.jpg)

Now go venerate Jerry Garcia or something. Not young Jerry. OLD GRAY STRUNG OUT TRAIN WRECK "I CAN'T LOOK"  JERRY. WITH DIABEETUS. AFTER HE FORGOT HOW TO PLAY A COUPLE OF TIMES.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2013, 06:14:39 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 12, 2013, 03:21:39 PM
Just say the word and I can at least make this drug thread an "interesting" one.  If you know the tune I'm whistling.  ;)

Red Tape Guy does have his uses.  :lol:
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Doobie on March 13, 2013, 12:08:39 AM
Quote from: Net on March 12, 2013, 07:33:00 AM


DUDE, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED POPTARTS, WHILE STONED?

I just did the other day! It was great. You're on my channel.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Doobie on March 13, 2013, 12:10:18 AM
This place is too hilarious to go way. I think I'm here for good.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Don Coyote on March 13, 2013, 12:14:22 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 12, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then go be high and shut the fuck up.

Seriously, people talking about getting high is somewhere on the same level of grindingly dull as Dad's stories about the war or Uncle Mike with hydrocephalus telling me about his bottle cap collection, only I have to be patient with them because Dad's old and Uncle Mike is retarded.

You are presumably neither old nor retarded, so SHUT UP.

ADOPT ME!!!!
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 13, 2013, 01:03:39 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 01:25:38 PM
I was noting the lack of the promised picture. The suspense is killing me. I say me, I mean those around me.

I was ribbin ya.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2013, 04:46:37 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on March 13, 2013, 12:14:22 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 12, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then go be high and shut the fuck up.

Seriously, people talking about getting high is somewhere on the same level of grindingly dull as Dad's stories about the war or Uncle Mike with hydrocephalus telling me about his bottle cap collection, only I have to be patient with them because Dad's old and Uncle Mike is retarded.

You are presumably neither old nor retarded, so SHUT UP.

ADOPT ME!!!!

DONE!




Son.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Don Coyote on March 13, 2013, 05:19:26 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 13, 2013, 04:46:37 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on March 13, 2013, 12:14:22 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 12, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then go be high and shut the fuck up.

Seriously, people talking about getting high is somewhere on the same level of grindingly dull as Dad's stories about the war or Uncle Mike with hydrocephalus telling me about his bottle cap collection, only I have to be patient with them because Dad's old and Uncle Mike is retarded.

You are presumably neither old nor retarded, so SHUT UP.

ADOPT ME!!!!

DONE!




Son.

And now I will inexplicably end up in your kitchen rummaging in your pantry.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Junkenstein on March 13, 2013, 08:41:26 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 13, 2013, 01:03:39 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 01:25:38 PM
I was noting the lack of the promised picture. The suspense is killing me. I say me, I mean those around me.

I was ribbin ya.

Their blood is on your hands.

Make with a photo or live forever with the guilt.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Junkenstein on March 13, 2013, 08:43:40 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 12, 2013, 01:28:53 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 01:25:38 PM
I was noting the lack of the promised picture. The suspense is killing me. I say me, I mean those around me.

You say "suspense" you mean you as well, right?

No, by suspense I meant "This dreadful shithole which just won't go away. It won't burn. It won't collapse. The people are somehow timeless and visibly rotting and yet they wont die why won't they die"

It's a bad morning.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2013, 03:46:32 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on March 13, 2013, 05:19:26 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 13, 2013, 04:46:37 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on March 13, 2013, 12:14:22 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 12, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then go be high and shut the fuck up.

Seriously, people talking about getting high is somewhere on the same level of grindingly dull as Dad's stories about the war or Uncle Mike with hydrocephalus telling me about his bottle cap collection, only I have to be patient with them because Dad's old and Uncle Mike is retarded.

You are presumably neither old nor retarded, so SHUT UP.

ADOPT ME!!!!

DONE!




Son.

And now I will inexplicably end up in your kitchen rummaging in your pantry.

:lulz:

Just leave the tinned oysters alone.

Them are MINE.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: navkat on March 13, 2013, 05:43:55 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 13, 2013, 08:41:26 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 13, 2013, 01:03:39 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 01:25:38 PM
I was noting the lack of the promised picture. The suspense is killing me. I say me, I mean those around me.

I was ribbin ya.

Their blood is on your hands.

Make with a photo or live forever with the guilt.

O fuck. THAT. Yes! You're gonna cry poop.
Title: Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2013, 05:46:09 PM
I read that as "oh yes, blood on my poop".

I need to go back to bed.  Or I'm subconsciously preparing myself for the results of the orange eating competition.  One or the other.