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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 01:23:41 PM

Title: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 01:23:41 PM
heyyy so I just received my new computar, it's pretty sweet[1] and it's installing Windows right now (which they could have done at the fucking factory and instead deliver it to me in a hibernation-mode state so I'd switch it on and 5 sec later I'd have a fully booted thing running) but ANYWAY

Now it wants to know it's name!

My last netbook was called "anice hedgehog" (but in Dutch) based on the licorice candy I was eating on the road to Denmark when I was installing the thing.

When I reinstalled to Linux I had to pick a name again and I chose the very unoriginal "ritz-netbook" (ritz was my username).

In the past I have named both a computer and a harddisk NYARLATHOTEP and they both broke fairly quickly, sometimes under mysterious circumstances, so I won't do that again.

I'm thinking of "SPAGBOX" maybe.

I want as many suggestions as possible! (and quickly because I kinda wanna continue installing)






[1] except for the screen which the LED backlight bleeds a bit on the left side so it's a bit brighter there which is in fact fucking ugly but I guess I'll have to live with it or something
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
"Bitches Don't Know About My Backspace"
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 01:26:23 PM
"The Open Space Bar"
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 01:27:38 PM
"The Printer Spool Experiment"
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 01:28:26 PM
"RAM A LAMA DING DONG!"
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 10, 2012, 01:29:29 PM
Maurice.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Placid Dingo on February 10, 2012, 01:29:55 PM
Boobs.

That's usually my first inclination for a name.

Or;

Ying tong iddle I po

Or;

Computaaaaaaarrrgghhhhh!!!!!

Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 01:41:27 PM
Hm I also like the last suggestion :lol:

and RWHN it kind of needs to be one word, though.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2012, 01:44:13 PM
"OHDEARGODWHATISTHATTHINGGETITOFFGETITOFF"
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 02:05:43 PM
maybe DOESNOTCOMPUTE
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 02:08:26 PM
Colossus

(Look up the old movie)
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
Rrriiight! The computer Colossus, that's old! :lol: Don't think I've ever seen it, but I must have heard about it somewhere.

It's kinda ironic to name a 12,1" netbook ... well unless of course you count that the previous one was a 10,1"-er so relatively this one is a BIG FAT COLOSSUS ;-)
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 02:23:56 PM
House Party (starring Kid & Play)

House Party 2
(http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/0780627865.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)


House Party 3: Rise of the Machines

Skynet

Ultraturd

Spiggles

Netbock

Netten Ultrabach

Give Cramulus a Cookie

Piter Biter

Penny's Computer Book
(http://bethanstritton.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/penny.jpg)

Deep Blue

Deep Banana

Derp Blue

Dickbox

Buttpipe Organ

Cock Ring for Birds




Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 02:35:11 PM
This is the sort of suggestions I need!

I believe some wireless network in the street here is already named SKYNET

I like Spiggles and Derp-Blue ... also kind of like Ultraturd buuuuut you never know where the network name of a computer is going to show up, next time I'm giving a presentation somewhere and there's this helpful balloon popup that says "Buttpipe Organ is now connected" on the beamer.

Maybe a Discordian weekday.

BOOMTIME
SETTING ORANGE
PRICKLE-PRICKLE

I also should just pick something and continue setting up this baby :)
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2012, 02:38:00 PM
I've always liked Setting Orange.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 02:41:36 PM
Me too. I think I'll use that.

It's like a cross between two chemical brothers tracks "Setting Sun" and "Orange Wedge".
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 02:42:33 PM
CAPTAIN IO

YOU ARE HAVING A DREAM

YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF YOUR COMPUTER

YOU ARE HAVING AN ORGASM



Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2012, 02:47:41 PM
MANUAL OVERRIDE DISABLED

TO SERVE MAN
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 10, 2012, 02:51:11 PM
SATAN
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 10, 2012, 02:58:03 PM
Honeypot
Suspicious
Forehipples
Temporary
LooseThread
showermonitor
stolen
ambulatoryabacus

Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Rumckle on February 10, 2012, 02:58:29 PM
THE MATLABRIX

HYPNOTOAD (BETA)
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 01:41:27 PM
Hm I also like the last suggestion :lol:

and RWHN it kind of needs to be one word, though.

"ONEWORD"
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Cain on February 10, 2012, 03:04:29 PM
FOR SCIENCE!

Alternatively, Nylarathotep.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: navkat on February 10, 2012, 03:26:08 PM
I always name mine after Greek, Mesopotamian, and Egyptian gods and goddesses.

My last computer was Tiamat, this one is Ra, the one before was Inanna...
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2012, 03:26:52 PM
404ERROR

NETBOOK NOT FOUND
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 03:26:58 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 03:26:08 PM
I always name mine after Greek, Mesopotamian, and Egyptian gods and goddesses.

My last computer was Tiamat, this one is Ra, the one before was Inanna...

Mine is OHHHHHHGODDAMMITBLUESCREENOFDEATHAGAIN?I'LLKILLYOUYOUCHEAPPIECEOFSHIT!
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 10, 2012, 03:30:46 PM
Payne's last computer was called Ghetto Shrine. All of my computers that had names are called Florence, this one is Florence II. Actually my Mum named Florence the original, after the city. I thought it had something to do with the Magic Roundabout. I'm kinda unoriginal like that.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 03:38:02 PM
Now posting from Setting-Orange !!

Quote from: Iptuous on February 10, 2012, 02:58:03 PM
Honeypot
Suspicious
Forehipples
Temporary
LooseThread
showermonitor
stolen
ambulatoryabacus

Niiice :D AIRPORT SECURITY is also a good one. Especially if I want to make sure that I don't accidentally set foot in your country, ever again!

Showermonitor is also really good :lol:

Quote from: RWHN on February 10, 2012, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 01:41:27 PM
Hm I also like the last suggestion :lol:

and RWHN it kind of needs to be one word, though.

"ONEWORD"

Thankyou!

Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 03:26:08 PM
I always name mine after Greek, Mesopotamian, and Egyptian gods and goddesses.

My last computer was Tiamat, this one is Ra, the one before was Inanna...

Yeah.. except ALL the geeks I know from either computer sciences college or odd coding jobs, did that. Failing that, LotR/Silmarillion characters (the more obscure the better).

Can't do. Otherwise I might have even gone with Colossus.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 10, 2012, 03:26:52 PM
404ERROR

NETBOOK NOT FOUND

I might consider renaming it to some out-of-place computer message, just for the confusion of it. Would be "404 Not Found" though, for exactness.

Or name the device "LOCALHOST" or "SYSTEM" and you can connect to any network and nobody will suspect a thing!!
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2012, 03:53:24 PM
I have no idea what my computer is called anymore. Yummy Finger, maybe, or Pickle Meat.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: navkat on February 10, 2012, 04:59:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 10, 2012, 03:53:24 PM
I have no idea what my computer is called anymore. Yummy Finger, maybe, or Pickle Meat.

I love you so hard. The thing is: I sorta understand where your head was at when you came up with those.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 10, 2012, 05:20:00 PM
Skoek!

Which is pronounced like skidding tires when the breaks are slammed.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 05:38:08 PM
Once upon a time, I was obsessed with handles and usernames that were more like visual art

I had an AIM screen name that was something like "IlllIlllIIIlllIl". I thought it was cool because how do you pronounce that? It looked kind of like a barcode, not a noun.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 05:40:20 PM
I never figured you for a Prince fan.  ;)
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 05:46:11 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/princeKermit.png)
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2012, 08:57:09 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 04:59:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 10, 2012, 03:53:24 PM
I have no idea what my computer is called anymore. Yummy Finger, maybe, or Pickle Meat.

I love you so hard. The thing is: I sorta understand where your head was at when you came up with those.

:lol: I love words that sound great together!
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 09:47:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 05:38:08 PM
Once upon a time, I was obsessed with handles and usernames that were more like visual art

I had an AIM screen name that was something like "IlllIlllIIIlllIl". I thought it was cool because how do you pronounce that? It looked kind of like a barcode, not a noun.

OMG SO THAT WAS YOU :eek:


BTW is it weird that when I just shut off my old netbook to go and play with my new I felt kind of sad? I mean I took the thing with me nearly everywhere for the past three years until recently when bits started coming off and I couldnt really do that anymore, it contains so much of my life and ... on the other hand maybe it's because so many things also happened during that time period and it sort of mostly aligns with the time I spent with Kirschtorte. In fact she alerted me to the special offer when I needed a new computer after the fire. Maybe that's it, cause I never really felt such when getting a new mobile phone, though they are pretty similar in the sense that you carry them around everywhere and contain a lot of personal info. Though I did like that old netbook way more than I did any of my phones :)
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Mistre on February 10, 2012, 09:58:21 PM
Name it "Libido"!
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2012, 10:23:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 09:47:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 05:38:08 PM
Once upon a time, I was obsessed with handles and usernames that were more like visual art

I had an AIM screen name that was something like "IlllIlllIIIlllIl". I thought it was cool because how do you pronounce that? It looked kind of like a barcode, not a noun.

OMG SO THAT WAS YOU :eek:

That was my exact reaction, except then I remembered that IlllIlllIlll! was a user on my old BBS.
Title: Re: name my netbook!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:57:41 PM
I'm fairly sure I had someone like that on my ICQ or MSN contact list. Given that Cram probably only used AIM it was probably not him. (I only started using AIM when I got to PD cause most Americans did. I always used an IM program that would support all protocols, first Trillian later Pidgin)