Pics to follow tonight.
Not much to see, just yet, of course, just an outline of horrible 14 gauge stubble.
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u232/Ahnacarp/woman_screaming.gif)
You would look fucking MANIACAL with a giant walrus moustache. You should totally do it.
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 02, 2010, 07:29:09 PM
You would look fucking MANIACAL with a giant walrus moustache. You should totally do it.
Naw.
Fu manchu.
That's a tough one for legitamate Fu. The hair has to hang straight from the corners of the mouth. If you have a bushy moustache (like me), you have to go with growing it in two straight lines.
Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:31:40 PM
That's a tough one for legitamate Fu. The hair has to hang straight from the corners of the mouth. If you have a bushy moustache (like me), you have to go with growing it in two straight lines.
That's pretty much what I'm doing. Just a goatee with the middle cut out.
Biker style. Awesome.
Yeah, mine just goes bushy too. That's when Mrs WHN starts complaining cause it tickles. And now, I have to keep right on top of shaving or else it's sandpaper.
Yup.
Mrs LMNO demands a smooth face for kissing.
This is why women should never experiment with lesbianism in college. It makes them realize that kissing people doesn't have to be an exfoliant.
The Fu makes a twisted sort of sense, actually. For one, it's scarier.
Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:35:05 PM
Biker style. Awesome.
With a bald head. I will be the very model of your friendly neighbor.
I had considered this a week ago, and decided against it, but then I lost a bet with TGG, and she made me go through with it.
Please get a Judas Priest-style incredibly gay leather military hat.
Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:43:48 PM
Please get a Judas Priest-style incredibly gay leather military hat.
Naw. I got a head wrap/do rag. Pics tonight.
Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:43:48 PM
Please get a Judas Priest-style incredibly gay leather military hat.
And do a cover of Painkiller!
Quote from: RWHN on July 02, 2010, 07:56:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:43:48 PM
Please get a Judas Priest-style incredibly gay leather military hat.
And do a cover of Painkiller!
I'm tone deaf with respect to my own voice.
You sure you want that?
Dok Howl singing autotuned cover of Painkiller.
:x
Quote from: Iptuous on July 02, 2010, 08:00:30 PM
Dok Howl singing autotuned cover of Painkiller.
:x
I WOULD KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
Motherfucker being me, obviously. INNA FACE.
Are the head wraps very common out that way? They're pretty exlcusively a biker thing out this way. Cheap fabric ones used to be very much the hood accessory / method to display gang colors, but seen that less the past few years.
Can't wait to see the stahce progress.
Quote from: Richter on July 02, 2010, 08:39:06 PM
Are the head wraps very common out that way?
Yeah, keeps the sun from frying your brain.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/Picture0083.jpg)
STACHE STACHE STACHE
TERRIFYING STACHE
YES!
I SEE LEMMY.
Day 5:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000121.jpg)
Also, neck is better, for the most part.
Rolling in, slow and inevitable. Until it gets fu-manchu length, it will look like a proper gunfight stache.
Did they have to ream it out, or did the drugs disolve it properly?
Quote from: Richter on July 05, 2010, 11:18:37 PM
Rolling in, slow and inevitable. Until it gets fu-manchu length, it will look like a proper gunfight stache.
Did they have to ream it out, or did the drugs disolve it properly?
Drugs, plus I ejected
something from the duct under my tongue.
My stache usually rolls slow for about a week and a half, then goes nuts.
This board is populated by too many closeted body quirk / pustule ejection fetishists for this to merely go at a simple "Something".
Was it a Vietnamese demon puffer, swum in from exotic dining? Was it weighted in karats or half karats and likely to get people shot in Sierra Leone? Did it cry and wail until righteous indagnation against things that should not live, crawl, or cry out, crushed it soundly with an engineer's boot? They'll demand these details, when they arrive, the goats, and only tabloid esque details will appease them. No truth is ugly enough, sometimes.
I'm off for a few, I feel queesy now.
Quote from: Richter on July 05, 2010, 11:29:44 PM
This board is populated by too many closeted body quirk / pustule ejection fetishists for this to merely go at a simple "Something".
Was it a Vietnamese demon puffer, swum in from exotic dining? Was it weighted in karats or half karats and likely to get people shot in Sierra Leone? Did it cry and wail until righteous indagnation against things that should not live, crawl, or cry out, crushed it soundly with an engineer's boot? They'll demand these details, when they arrive, the goats, and only tabloid esque details will appease them. No truth is ugly enough, sometimes.
I'm off for a few, I feel queesy now.
Actually, it looked like a piece of wheat germ covered in an unidentifiable goo, presumably manufactured by my diseased and decrepit body.
you call that facial hair?? PLEASE
are you prepared to gaze upon PERFECTION--
maybe you should get a moustache stimulator
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5517/moustachen.jpg) (http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g213/05136/fd1e3fc3.jpg)
mere MINUTES after looking like this EMBARRASSING NAKED FACED ELF:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2416.jpg)
my dandy facial scroffula had matured to the luxurious coat you see here:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/fakebeardshoplittlebit.jpg)
after 90 minutes of use, BEHOLD
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/fakebeardshop.jpg)
:lulz:
:lol:
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/CramismyantiJug.png)
Fucking staches, how do they work?
DOK
SHOULD BE A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 06, 2010, 03:34:09 AM
DOK
SHOULD BE A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER
YES. OR A PR MAN.
LISTEN TO THE DOKTOR
HE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU
Day 8:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000123.jpg)
Thing'll go berserk over the next 3-4 days.
Jesus. I never smile. I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000124.jpg)
There. See how friendly I am?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WDsEaKOhn9U/SK4DCsoYgfI/AAAAAAAADjA/BKjp1RGggfM/s400/Fear.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 03:05:19 AM
Jesus. I never smile. I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000124.jpg)
There. See how friendly I am?
Jesus, I nearly shat myself...
My sechsayness has that effect.
DON'T DO THAT!
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!
Also- what Telarus said
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 03:40:38 AM
My sechsayness has that effect.
STOP LEERING AT ME!!! FFS I ONLY HIT YOU WITH THE MEATHAMMAH WHEN I NEED TO VENT SOME RAGE AND HATE!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 03:05:19 AM
Jesus. I never smile. I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000124.jpg)
There. See how friendly I am?
I am going to print this out and tell my kids that the nice man is going to come read them a bedtime story if they don't brush their teeth, quit whining, and go to bed RIGHT NOW.
I know that look. I saw it right before we began the serial desecration of the Abba styled ukelele hutch. Right before the signing began at the dive bar, to the bemused chuckling of Brenda the Bartender, and as they auditorially exhumed Lois to raunchily fuck his corpse before the assembled bridal party.
Amazing. That stache is going to be BAD ASS.
I do sort of wonder how well the stache is going to work with the mad scientist look (in your avatar), the smooth clean shave fits more to that effect, but we'll see. It'll just be a more butchery badass mad scientist, people will get the point soon enough :)
Quote from: Nigel on July 09, 2010, 05:46:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 03:05:19 AM
Jesus. I never smile. I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000124.jpg)
There. See how friendly I am?
I am going to print this out and tell my kids that the nice man is going to come read them a bedtime story if they don't brush their teeth, quit whining, and go to bed RIGHT NOW.
:lulz:
You really are frightening, you know that?
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 09, 2010, 06:58:46 PM
You really are frightening, you know that?
No, actually, I'm a really nice guy. Just ask LMNO.
It's true.
He'll even let you choose the means of your demise.
That's swell. :)
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2010, 07:08:05 PM
It's true.
He'll even let you choose the means of your demise.
Within the range of the approved methods, of course.
We do have standards, after all.
Quote from: Nigel on July 09, 2010, 05:46:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 03:05:19 AM
Jesus. I never smile. I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000124.jpg)
There. See how friendly I am?
I am going to print this out and tell my kids that the nice man is going to come read them a bedtime story if they don't brush their teeth, quit whining, and go to bed RIGHT NOW.
yeah this for babysitting.
:lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 09, 2010, 05:46:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 03:05:19 AM
Jesus. I never smile. I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000124.jpg)
There. See how friendly I am?
I am going to print this out and tell my kids that the nice man is going to come read them a bedtime story if they don't brush their teeth, quit whining, and go to bed RIGHT NOW.
yeah this for babysitting.
:lulz:
So, which looks better...the stache or the shaven face? I need a female opinion on this.
Both in different ways. Depends on what you're going for.
Also, Old Friend thinks you look creepy. :lulz: This could end in lulz when you and Nigel come to SF eventually, as I'm considering bringing him along.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
Both in different ways. Depends on what you're going for.
Also, Old Friend thinks you look creepy. :lulz: This could end in lulz when you and Nigel come to SF eventually, as I'm considering bringing him along.
Creepy? :(
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
Both in different ways. Depends on what you're going for.
Also, Old Friend thinks you look creepy. :lulz: This could end in lulz when you and Nigel come to SF eventually, as I'm considering bringing him along.
Creepy? :(
Good creepy. Not bad creepy.
we should torment him when I force him to come along when you guys come into town.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:22:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
Both in different ways. Depends on what you're going for.
Also, Old Friend thinks you look creepy. :lulz: This could end in lulz when you and Nigel come to SF eventually, as I'm considering bringing him along.
Creepy? :(
Good creepy. Not bad creepy.
we should torment him when I force him to come along when you guys come into town.
We can do that. He's not delicate, is he?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:23:27 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:22:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
Both in different ways. Depends on what you're going for.
Also, Old Friend thinks you look creepy. :lulz: This could end in lulz when you and Nigel come to SF eventually, as I'm considering bringing him along.
Creepy? :(
Good creepy. Not bad creepy.
we should torment him when I force him to come along when you guys come into town.
We can do that. He's not delicate, is he?
does it matter? :lulz:
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/Dok-Howl.png)
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:25:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:23:27 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:22:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
Both in different ways. Depends on what you're going for.
Also, Old Friend thinks you look creepy. :lulz: This could end in lulz when you and Nigel come to SF eventually, as I'm considering bringing him along.
Creepy? :(
Good creepy. Not bad creepy.
we should torment him when I force him to come along when you guys come into town.
We can do that. He's not delicate, is he?
does it matter? :lulz:
Yes. I don't want to break him right away, and then have to carry his drooling carcass everywhere we go.
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 09, 2010, 08:26:37 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/Dok-Howl.png)
Can't see that. Will look at it tonight.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:26:53 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:25:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:23:27 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:22:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
Both in different ways. Depends on what you're going for.
Also, Old Friend thinks you look creepy. :lulz: This could end in lulz when you and Nigel come to SF eventually, as I'm considering bringing him along.
Creepy? :(
Good creepy. Not bad creepy.
we should torment him when I force him to come along when you guys come into town.
We can do that. He's not delicate, is he?
does it matter? :lulz:
Yes. I don't want to break him right away, and then have to carry his drooling carcass everywhere we go.
You won't. :lulz:
You know, I think it looks better wiff stache.
Dok, tell me how much you love that 'stache, man. I love the 'stache, love it, gotta have that 'stache right up under my nose that upper lip adornment statement lifestyle defiant choice 'stache.
'Stache, man.
personally i like the facial hair better than the shaven face.
i don't know why.
wait don't you draw your brows on?
Quote from: NotPublished on July 10, 2010, 01:15:25 AM
wait don't you draw your brows on?
the fuck does that have to do anything.
not like i shave em all off.
(note- not being bitchy, it just came out that way)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000126.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000125.jpg)
Thickening up nicely.
Like the thickening! Keep it!
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 10, 2010, 02:53:42 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on July 10, 2010, 01:15:25 AM
wait don't you draw your brows on?
the fuck does that have to do anything.
not like i shave em all off.
(note- not being bitchy, it just came out that way)
I had a reason before but I completely forgot what :x
Hey are eyebrows considered facial hair to? Lol!
Some eyebrows I just find really attractive
Oh no I see a resemblance!
(http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/chopper-eric-bana1.jpg)
(Though I'm liking the Stache Dok ;))
*edit* I keep copying the wrong link lol
Quote from: NotPublished on July 10, 2010, 05:13:43 AM
(http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/chopper-eric-bana1.jpg)
(Though I'm liking the Stache Dok ;))
Me too... :fap:
The stache fucking RULES.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000130.jpg)
Day 14.
THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY SERIOUS.
\
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000132.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2010, 02:26:01 AM
THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY SERIOUS.
\
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000132.jpg)
DO NEVAR CROSS THE DOKTOR. HE HAS +5 STACHE MODIFIER TO PULCHRITUDE.
Weird. Mustache looked crooked in those pics, but it's not. My face is all bent.
I like the 'stache, though I can't stop looking at your chin-butt.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 15, 2010, 03:22:53 AM
I like the 'stache, though I can't stop looking at your chin-butt.
It's nice to have that back, since I lost all the blubber.
They all end up crooked, unless you spend time grooming with a combination square and a protractor.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2010, 02:26:01 AM
THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY SERIOUS.
\
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000132.jpg)
You know, I didn't think it would work on you. But it does.
nice work on the 'tache.
Beardological Studies group approves.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2010, 02:24:20 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000130.jpg)
Day 14.
It's GLORIOUS!
I approve of this message! ^^
That's awesome. I would be so happy if my beard grew that fast.
Hmm looking good Dok, I think it adds to your character; to me you look like the funny-cool uncle
Quote from: NotPublished on July 15, 2010, 11:48:32 PM
Hmm looking good Dok, I think it adds to your character; to me you look like the funny-cool uncle
Ho ho! But I'm not. I'm that weird uncle that never gets invited to family gatherings, and who eventually dies in a way that shames the whole family, and nobody ever, ever talks about it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 03:46:28 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on July 15, 2010, 11:48:32 PM
Hmm looking good Dok, I think it adds to your character; to me you look like the funny-cool uncle
Ho ho! But I'm not. I'm that weird dirty old uncle that never gets invited to family gatherings, and who eventually dies in a way that shames the whole family, and nobody ever, ever talks about it except the little ones who were always in awe of him.
Fixed.
:lulz: :lulz:
Oh well, atleast you won't be the one who has weird sounds and smells coming out of his house at midnight ... I imagine that will be me in 50 years. I hope!
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000135.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 07:43:47 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000135.jpg)
You look as though your eyes are about to shoot laser beams out of the screen at me.
Nice fridge.
Is that a side by side?
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 17, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
Nice fridge.
Is that a side by side?
Why, yes, yes it is. They came standard equipped in this neighborhood, to make up for the fact that all the piping is that horrible plastic shit that leaks, and the electrical is fucking garbage.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 17, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
Nice fridge.
Is that a side by side?
Why, yes, yes it is. They came standard equipped in this neighborhood, to make up for the fact that all the piping is that horrible plastic shit that leaks, and the electrical is fucking garbage.
Ah, well, that sounds typical.
THEY DON'T MAKE SHIT THE WAY THEY USED TO! :argh!:
I mean for fuck's sake, the Romans built shit thousands of years ago that's STILL STANDING.
These days our houses blow over like a straw hut from a small storm.
Pieces of shit everything!
Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2010, 12:09:25 AM
you call that facial hair?? PLEASE
are you prepared to gaze upon PERFECTION--
maybe you should get a moustache stimulator
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5517/moustachen.jpg) (http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g213/05136/fd1e3fc3.jpg)
mere MINUTES after looking like this EMBARRASSING NAKED FACED ELF:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2416.jpg)
my dandy facial scroffula had matured to the luxurious coat you see here:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/fakebeardshoplittlebit.jpg)
after 90 minutes of use, BEHOLD
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/fakebeardshop.jpg)
just shot soda out my nose from laughing at this. :lulz: :lulz:
Day 18:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000136.jpg)
Also, down 5 more pounds.
Dok is a friendly man, who likes to feed candy to children.
I also never noticed that you have blue eyes!
Nice leer! :lulz:
That's not a leer, that's him inviting you into the joke.
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2010, 11:17:32 PM
Nice leer! :lulz:
That's the low power leer. The high powered one has been made illegal in this state. Ask Freeky or Sister Gothique.
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
:eek:
/me hides in my anti leer bunker.
Dok, are you certified to operate that leer jet?
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 19, 2010, 06:07:54 PM
Dok, are you certified to operate that leer jet?
:crankey:
I'm fearless for the most part but that picture of you smiling kept me awake for a week. Cowering under the blankets with a flashlight.
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaa.gif)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaa.gif)(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaaa.gif)(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaaaa.gif)
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 19, 2010, 08:40:43 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaa.gif)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaa.gif)(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaaa.gif)(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaaaa.gif)
When you die you are going to Tucson for doing this! :x
I can't wait to get home to see the pics in this thread (and the TUCSON thread).
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 08:52:01 PM
I can't wait to get home to see the pics in this thread (and the TUCSON thread).
I won't sleep for another week now.
:lulz:
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 19, 2010, 08:40:43 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaa.gif)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaa.gif)(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaaa.gif)(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaaaa.gif)
:mittens:
FUCK FUCK FUCK
:flee:
WAAAAUGH! :x
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 19, 2010, 08:40:43 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/aaaaaaaaa.gif)
This needs to be an emoticon.
agh I feel sea sick
:lulz:
Syn you are a horrible horrible man. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2010, 11:06:49 PM
Day 18:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000136.jpg)
Also, down 5 more pounds.
Dok, as the stache grows, you look more and more friendly.
Or maybe it's not the stache but things are going reasonably well, lately, and you're radiating it? [I dunno, could be, hope so?]
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 20, 2010, 10:56:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2010, 11:06:49 PM
Day 18:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000136.jpg)
Also, down 5 more pounds.
Dok, as the stache grows, you look more and more friendly.
Or maybe it's not the stache but things are going reasonably well, lately, and you're radiating it? [I dunno, could be, hope so?]
Healthwise, I'm about the same, but personal life wise, things are going quite nicely, thanks.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2010, 11:06:49 PM
Day 18:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000136.jpg)
Also, down 5 more pounds.
Gah! That look is just bordering on lecherous. o.o
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
Creates some very awkward moments, no?
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 20, 2010, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
Creates some very awkward moments, no?
Yes. Next time he does it, I'ma smack him around with some doweling. He enjoys the Meathammah too much.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 20, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 20, 2010, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
Creates some very awkward moments, no?
Yes. Next time he does it, I'ma smack him around with some doweling. He enjoys the Meathammah too much.
:sad:
IMA LEER AT WALMART PEOPLES THEN.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 09:49:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 20, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 20, 2010, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
Creates some very awkward moments, no?
Yes. Next time he does it, I'ma smack him around with some doweling. He enjoys the Meathammah too much.
:sad:
IMA LEER AT WALMART PEOPLES THEN.
OH GAWD WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! :vom:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 09:49:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 20, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 20, 2010, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
Creates some very awkward moments, no?
Yes. Next time he does it, I'ma smack him around with some doweling. He enjoys the Meathammah too much.
:sad:
IMA LEER AT WALMART PEOPLES THEN.
:ohnotache:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 20, 2010, 09:51:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 09:49:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 20, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 20, 2010, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
Creates some very awkward moments, no?
Yes. Next time he does it, I'ma smack him around with some doweling. He enjoys the Meathammah too much.
:sad:
IMA LEER AT WALMART PEOPLES THEN.
OH GAWD WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! :vom:
That's an all new kind of horrormirth right there.... :x
Quote from: Doktor Prolapse on July 19, 2010, 08:40:43 PM
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AIiIIIIIIIII!I!!!I!!II!!!iaiaiaia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
BLARGAGARGLE!!!
There goes my Chinese :argh!:
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Day 24
I think it looks fantastic, even with the 10-15 white hairs in the bottom of it.
Magnificent.
The eyes are hypnotic
Quote from: NotPublished on August 03, 2010, 11:15:20 PM
The eyes are hypnotic
Eris made me do it.
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Oh holy lord, I can see the perfect masquerade out of that
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Day 35. Mustache now controls host.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:47:38 PM
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Day 35. Mustache now controls host.
Thank the gods you weren't smiling, that smile kept me awake for a week.
I HAD NIGHTMARES DAMMIT!
Man, that mustache looks great, Dok! Y'know, I first started reading this thread last night, and it has inspired me to grow a 'stache too. Mine's going to look a lot worse though. :lol:
How was your trip to Cajun Country? Did you have a good time?
Quote from: Aucoq on August 04, 2010, 11:58:00 PM
Man, that mustache looks great, Dok! Y'know, I first started reading this thread last night, and it has inspired me to grow a 'stache too. Mine's going to look a lot worse though. :lol:
How was your trip to Cajun Country? Did you have a good time?
Yes. I ate an alligator. And discovered Boudin.
BOUDIN!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on August 04, 2010, 11:58:00 PM
Man, that mustache looks great, Dok! Y'know, I first started reading this thread last night, and it has inspired me to grow a 'stache too. Mine's going to look a lot worse though. :lol:
How was your trip to Cajun Country? Did you have a good time?
Yes. I ate an alligator. And discovered Boudin.
BOUDIN!
I'm glad you had fun. :)
Gator and boudin are delicious. :)
Quote from: Aucoq on August 05, 2010, 12:04:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on August 04, 2010, 11:58:00 PM
Man, that mustache looks great, Dok! Y'know, I first started reading this thread last night, and it has inspired me to grow a 'stache too. Mine's going to look a lot worse though. :lol:
How was your trip to Cajun Country? Did you have a good time?
Yes. I ate an alligator. And discovered Boudin.
BOUDIN!
I'm glad you had fun. :)
Gator and boudin are delicious. :)
Also, apparently my stache is the only type allowed in Louisiana, other than the horrible limp French stache.
Oh, glad you had a good time in Loo-zee-ana! I miss that place, and need to go back. I was there WEEKS before Katrina hit.
We had Boudin in San Francisco...aaaaahhhh...Boudiiiin...Boudiiin... *shakes head*
Hey, I held back on your fabu package because I lost the thing I was going to put in it...but I found it again.
ALSO, NICE STACHE!!!!!! Looks strokable! Have Squiddy make ya some wax for it!
Quote from: Jenne on August 05, 2010, 01:27:50 AM
Oh, glad you had a good time in Loo-zee-ana! I miss that place, and need to go back. I was there WEEKS before Katrina hit.
We had Boudin in San Francisco...aaaaahhhh...Boudiiiin...Boudiiin... *shakes head*
Hey, I held back on your fabu package because I lost the thing I was going to put in it...but I found it again.
ALSO, NICE STACHE!!!!!! Looks strokable! Have Squiddy make ya some wax for it!
I need no wax. I'm only keeping it til Aug 15, then I'm putting it down like the rabid beast that it is.
:( Thou has made Jenne teh sad. :(
Is such epic 'stache, too!
Quote from: Jenne on August 05, 2010, 01:31:39 AM
:( Thou has made Jenne teh sad. :(
Is such epic 'stache, too!
Yeah, but Nurse Enabler has decided that it needs to die. I have granted a reprieve until after the "Doktor Gnash" project on August 14th. Then I think I'll sacrifice it on August 16th to the memory of Elvis.
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:lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:47:38 PM
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Day 35. Mustache now controls host.
You actually look a little trapped and desperate, there! :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:47:38 PM
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Day 35. Mustache now controls host.
You actually look a little trapped and desperate, there! :lulz:
It says I have to
feed it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 06:26:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:47:38 PM
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Day 35. Mustache now controls host.
You actually look a little trapped and desperate, there! :lulz:
It says I have to feed it.
Careful, those things are cunning.
A cautionary tale:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E
Quote from: Doktor Plague on August 07, 2010, 06:29:47 PM
Careful, those things are cunning.
A cautionary tale:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E
That was great. :lol:
"No. The beard stays, you go." :lol:
Okay, I have found the perfect bottle to put the shaving scum in when I sacrifice my mustache to Elvis on the 16th.
Won't they be surprised when they open the mail in Graceland!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Okay, I have found the perfect bottle to put the shaving scum in when I sacrifice my mustache to Elvis on the 16th.
Won't they be surprised when they open the mail in Graceland!
Are you serious?
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 10, 2010, 05:40:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Okay, I have found the perfect bottle to put the shaving scum in when I sacrifice my mustache to Elvis on the 16th.
Won't they be surprised when they open the mail in Graceland!
Are you serious?
Of course. I have recently rediscovered the glories of the USPS, and I have spent many hours reading the pertinent laws and regulations. If it's marked and bottled, it's legal to send.
And it's the least I can do. Elvis died for our sins, and I feel that I should show my appreciation. Also, this thing itches.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 10, 2010, 05:40:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Okay, I have found the perfect bottle to put the shaving scum in when I sacrifice my mustache to Elvis on the 16th.
Won't they be surprised when they open the mail in Graceland!
Are you serious?
Of course. I have recently rediscovered the glories of the USPS, and I have spent many hours reading the pertinent laws and regulations. If it's marked and bottled, it's legal to send.
And it's the least I can do. Elvis died for our sins, and I feel that I should show my appreciation. Also, this thing itches.
I realized the ignorance of my question at the very moment I hit the post button. :D