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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 03, 2014, 12:09:51 AM

Title: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 03, 2014, 12:09:51 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1417563496&sr=8-1&keywords=55+gallon+drum+of+lube

i have no words.
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 03, 2014, 12:14:31 AM
 :lulz:

This shit is glorious.
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 03, 2014, 12:15:42 AM
 :thanks:
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 03, 2014, 12:16:28 AM
Finally even something I can use!
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Trivial on December 03, 2014, 02:31:41 AM
Best slip n slide ever?
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 02:43:39 AM
That's what George Takei says.
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 02:44:57 AM
I highly recommend that if you have several hours to waste, you search "Badonkadonk tank" in all departments, and have a look at the other items that come up.
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 03, 2014, 07:59:25 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 02:43:39 AM
That's what George Takei says.
:lulz:
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2014, 11:54:27 AM
"Click Here to add to your Wish List"
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 03, 2014, 02:35:30 PM
To think what I could do with 55 gallons of lube.... Wish list to be made.
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on December 03, 2014, 04:22:07 PM
It's a bit funny, and followed by unsettling that the first two items that "Customers Also Viewed" are One Way Mirror Window Bird Feeder, followed by "Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian" which in the thumbnail pic is shaped like a baby
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 03, 2014, 04:30:42 PM
QuoteLube Pump Included

Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 04:32:06 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 03, 2014, 04:22:07 PM
It's a bit funny, and followed by unsettling that the first two items that "Customers Also Viewed" are One Way Mirror Window Bird Feeder, followed by "Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian" which in the thumbnail pic is shaped like a baby

Also "Smiffy's Men's Gimp Costume Bodysuit with Straps and Chainmail Pants", "Olympia Universal 24000mAh Portable External Battery Charger Multi-Voltage (5V 12V 16V 19V) Power Bank" and "Disaster Bag/Body Bag".

:lol:

The reviews on the large gender neutral asian are pretty amusing.
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Junkenstein on December 03, 2014, 05:55:02 PM
It's surely a bit of a rip-off price wise. Machine lube is pretty much the same shit and you can get drums of that for fuck all.


If you were inclined, of course.
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on December 03, 2014, 06:10:27 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 04:32:06 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 03, 2014, 04:22:07 PM
It's a bit funny, and followed by unsettling that the first two items that "Customers Also Viewed" are One Way Mirror Window Bird Feeder, followed by "Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian" which in the thumbnail pic is shaped like a baby

Also "Smiffy's Men's Gimp Costume Bodysuit with Straps and Chainmail Pants", "Olympia Universal 24000mAh Portable External Battery Charger Multi-Voltage (5V 12V 16V 19V) Power Bank" and "Disaster Bag/Body Bag".

:lol:

:lulz: It's a pretty fantastic line-up.

Quote
The reviews on the large gender neutral asian are pretty amusing.

:lol: And now I must actually click on that and check them out. There were a few good ones in the "Banana Bunker" listed on the 2nd page of the recommendations. Then again, I suppose one could amuse themselves for quite a while poking through many of the reviews.

EDIT: The gender-neutral Asian reviews were definitely well-worth the read.  :lol:
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 08:00:52 PM
If you're ever interested in being rated a "valuable reviewer" and thus invited to the Amazon Vine progam, a good way to do that is write an amusing review. I get a lot of free shit from them thanks to my review of the badonkadonk and whatever else I reviewed in 2007 when I was drunk and bored.
Title: Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 03, 2014, 09:29:37 PM
Hilarious reviews!
QuoteSeveral other children left what looked like gingerbread man indentations in the siding of our home. It was terrifying.