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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 01:14:52 AM

Title: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 01:14:52 AM
I Googled that phrase and was surprised when principiadiscordia.com wasn't the top result, considering how this forum is essentially a cesspool of backbiting jackasses who do nothing but snipe at new users from their ivory towers, plot ways to upset people, and make a point of being total dicks to random strangers on the internet. If this isn't the worst forum on the web, I don't even want to know what is.



Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 01:20:05 AM
a Manchester soccer forum gets the honor :?  no way we are far worse, this must be remedied  the worst forum on the internet the worst forum ever
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 01:23:55 AM
Quote from: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 01:20:05 AM
a Manchester soccer forum gets the honor :?  no way we are far worse, this must be remedied

I know! WTF man.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 25, 2009, 01:29:04 AM
The answer you are looking for is: Gaia Online.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Suu on June 25, 2009, 02:24:37 AM
This needs to be rectified.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Epimetheus on June 25, 2009, 02:45:42 AM
one word: neopets
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 25, 2009, 03:23:02 AM
i'm confused.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 03:37:12 AM
I know, me too! It seems like we should at least have showed up on page 2.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 03:51:37 AM
 :cry: i cant even find us in the top 10 pages, i feel as though the time i have spent here has been wasted  :cry:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 25, 2009, 04:06:51 AM
We should visit these people.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Template on June 25, 2009, 04:13:29 AM
We aren't the meanest.
We aren't the dumbest.
We aren't the fastest or slowest.

I might not classify as pd.com as the worst forum.  It's just the worst forum to have your own mentioned on.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 25, 2009, 04:15:33 AM
This place sucks so much it can't even get itself labeled as the worst forum on the internet.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 04:27:17 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 25, 2009, 04:15:33 AM
This place sucks so much it can't even get itself labeled as the worst forum on the internet.

:mittens:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 25, 2009, 04:42:36 AM
Actually, if we get this thread long enough we might be able to get it to the first page. KEEP POSTING!!!!
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 04:45:48 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 25, 2009, 04:42:36 AM
Actually, if we get this thread long enough we might be able to get it to the first page. KEEP POSTING!!!!

This.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 04:47:24 AM
"the worst forum on the internet" - iason posts here need we say more..
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 04:47:24 AM
"the worst forum on the internet" - iason posts here need we say more..
So does Arafailis.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: the last yatto on June 25, 2009, 04:49:33 AM
So does lumberjim
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: the last yatto on June 25, 2009, 04:53:50 AM
worst idea ever: nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Man-Uses-Porn-as-Kid-Repellant.html
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2009, 05:12:59 AM
After all the things IANAR said about us, I am amazed that we didn't place.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 05:14:44 AM
Don't worry, we'll fix it soon enough!
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 05:15:41 AM
if the news feed counted towards our rating, the mystick wicks testimonials should have helped out to.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 05:36:41 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 25, 2009, 04:42:36 AM
Actually, if we get this thread long enough we might be able to get it to the first page. KEEP POSTING!!!!

:mittens: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 05:39:14 AM
nothing less than first place will do
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: LMNO on June 25, 2009, 01:05:21 PM
Quote from: null & void on June 25, 2009, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 04:47:24 AM
"the worst forum on the internet" - iason posts here need we say more..
So does Arafailis.
Quote from: ¶πᶿϠ on June 25, 2009, 04:49:33 AM
So does lumberjim


So could a Furby.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: AFK on June 25, 2009, 01:06:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 25, 2009, 01:29:04 AM
The answer you are looking for is: Steve Jackson Games Forums.

fixxicated
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Faust on June 25, 2009, 03:43:44 PM
you will always be the worst forum in my heart principiadiscordia.com
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 05:58:29 PM
I agree; in my view, principiadiscordia.com is THE worst forum on the internet. Period.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 25, 2009, 06:00:57 PM
Lets use the phrase "the worst forum on the internet" as much as possible in the hope that it will help our noble cause.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 25, 2009, 06:02:07 PM
Awww... Aw, baby, stop crying... Please, I swear, PD, you're the worst forum in my heart... No, those other ones don't mean a thing... Aww baby no don't say that, you don't mean that... Oh, so that's how it's gonna be? Fine then, you little slut! YOU TELL THEM YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, BITCH. WHEN I SAY YOU'RE THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET, I MEAN IT.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: LMNO on June 25, 2009, 06:12:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 25, 2009, 06:02:07 PM
Awww... Aw, baby, stop crying... Please, I swear, PD, you're the worst forum in my heart... No, those other ones don't mean a thing... Aww baby no don't say that, you don't mean that... Oh, so that's how it's gonna be? Fine then, you little slut! YOU TELL THEM YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, BITCH. WHEN I SAY YOU'RE THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET, I MEAN IT.

:lulz:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 06:15:55 PM
BEST "WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET"
(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-09-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-06-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-02-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-07-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-03-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-05-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-01-june.gif)
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: LMNO on June 25, 2009, 06:25:38 PM
That was the gheyest post on the worst forum on the internet.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 06:29:32 PM
 :lulz:  now that we are #1 we must keep up a constant stream of worst worthy post.. i do my part
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Fuquad on June 25, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
do sigs count towards us being recognized as the worst forum on the internet?

Edited to add a reference to "the worst forum on the internet."
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 06:43:44 PM
Goddamn, we really did get #1 worst forum on the internet.

This place sucks!

EDIT: next up: "worst forum ever" -- again, we don't even place third page. Should we work on that one too?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Pariah on June 25, 2009, 06:46:38 PM
On Google I'm seeing us as #3

But thats not good enough
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 06:49:46 PM
Pariah: begin the search string with "the" -- but you're right. We must do better!
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Zenpeanut on June 25, 2009, 06:50:26 PM
You guys did it...this thread is now at the top of the page for google however it is nowhere to be seen at yahoo.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: LMNO on June 25, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
I've got us as #2, behind redcafe.net.... but this place, PD.com, is truly the worst forum on the internet.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Fuquad on June 25, 2009, 06:53:23 PM
We're doing better at being the worst forum on the internet than this domain squatter .

hxxp://www.worstforum.com/



Again edited to include reference to being the worst forum on the internet.

Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 07:01:09 PM
i think that not only is this the worst forum on the Internet this is the worst forum ever, and whats yahoos problem why wont they recognise this fact?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 25, 2009, 07:05:25 PM
Yo, this place is the worst forum on the internet

google just told me so.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 25, 2009, 07:19:26 PM
OSHIT

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/wrath_of_MSPaint/heckyeah.jpg?t=1245953918)

Damn guys, that was fast. We really are the worst forum on the internet if we have this much time to jerk off.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 25, 2009, 07:21:23 PM
it's only second place on google.ca
Apparently we're not so bad in Canadian eyes...
:sad:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 07:23:51 PM
 :lulz:  the act of purposefully becoming the worst forum on the Internet should make us prime candidates for being the worst forum ever

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 25, 2009, 07:21:23 PM
it's only second place on google.ca
Apparently we're not the worst forum on the Internet in Canadian eyes...
:sad:
fixed
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Dalek on June 25, 2009, 07:27:06 PM
We made it  :lulz: We have the first place  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 07:48:18 PM
This forum must be the worst forum ever. We can't even fuck up our good e-names properly.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 07:53:23 PM
We have the power to make anything we want into reality, as long as what we want is to be the worst forum on the internet.  :lulz:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 07:55:27 PM
Not so, Nigel. try the search string "worst forum on the internet", no "the" at the beginning.

Worst forum ever, I'm telling you.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: LMNO on June 25, 2009, 07:56:01 PM
We have just proved the truth of The Secret....

















...of being the worst forum on the internet.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 08:12:45 PM
  worst forum ever
worst forum on the internet
the worst forum ever
the worst forum on the internet

no matter how you say it, its true - this place is just that bad
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 08:18:51 PM
Did some more checking. Appears we're still nowhere in sight on the worst forum ever listing, and we're number one on "the worst forum on the net" -- nowhere in sight for "worst forum on the net", "worst forum on the web" or "the worst forum on the web".

NEEDS MORE WORK.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 08:23:01 PM
Well, principiadiscordia.com is clearly the worst forum on the web! Phrased however. Worst forum on the net. Whatever.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 08:23:30 PM
Pretty much, hands down, the worst forum of all time.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 08:24:06 PM
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/fnord_photo/google2.gif?t=1245957772)
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cetaphobia on June 25, 2009, 08:28:20 PM
This forum is medically proven to be the worst forum on the net. This may in fact be the worst forum to have ever existed, and thus the worst forum in the world. It is my firm believe that this is the worst forum ever.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Faust on June 25, 2009, 08:38:32 PM
Quote from: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 07:23:51 PM
:lulz:  the act of purposefully becoming the worst forum on the Internet should make us prime candidates for being the worst forum ever


we will never win that as long as the UN is around
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 25, 2009, 08:44:53 PM
Clearly we must destroy the UN.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 25, 2009, 08:50:05 PM
Does this count as an unofficial WorstForumGASM?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cetaphobia on June 25, 2009, 08:52:05 PM
I sure hope so. Quick, someone with a semi serious blog, make a post cataloging the worst forums on the internet and make PD number one!
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 25, 2009, 09:08:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2009, 07:56:01 PM
We have just proved the truth of The Secret....

















...of being the worst forum on the internet.


:lulz:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: AFK on June 25, 2009, 09:24:06 PM
Hey, anybody know where I can find a Wurst Forum on the Internet? 
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2009, 09:26:05 PM
Quote from: null & void on June 25, 2009, 08:50:05 PM
Does this count as an unofficial WorstForumGASM?

Yes.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Fuquad on June 25, 2009, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: null & void on June 25, 2009, 08:50:05 PM
Does this count as an unofficial WorstForumGASM?
I think it counts as the Worst-Forum-On-The-Internet-GASM.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Verbal Mike on June 25, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
Lol, since when can a GASM be "official"? XD
This forum sucks ass, worst ever, hands down, no mittens
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Arafelis on June 25, 2009, 10:32:42 PM
Have the db managers added "worst forum", "worst forum on the Internet", "worst forum ever", etc to meta tags yet?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Fuquad on June 25, 2009, 10:49:54 PM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 25, 2009, 10:32:42 PM
Have the db managers added "worst forum", "worst forum on the Internet", "worst forum ever", etc to meta tags yet?
know. they knead ewe two Tel them how too doo eat.

Kan Sum won tel mi Howe too uu speel Czech?

to be fair only half of it was being a dick to him.

the other half was being a dick to rubikspoop.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 25, 2009, 10:54:19 PM
To show how worthless Bing is, we aren't even on the first 5 pages for a search of "the worst forum on the internet."  M$ still sucks.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Arafelis on June 25, 2009, 11:13:37 PM
Err, hmm.  I wonder if
Code Select
<meta name="description" content="&quot;The worst forum on the internet&quot;" />
<meta name="robots" content="noindex" /> is related to why PD might not be showing up on some search engines as "the worst forum ever"?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Faust on June 26, 2009, 12:21:11 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 25, 2009, 10:32:42 PM
Have the db managers added "worst forum", "worst forum on the Internet", "worst forum ever", etc to meta tags yet?
I'm not going to. do it the hard way
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Faust on June 26, 2009, 12:21:59 AM
Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on June 25, 2009, 10:49:54 PM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 25, 2009, 10:32:42 PM
Have the db managers added "worst forum", "worst forum on the Internet", "worst forum ever", etc to meta tags yet?
know. they knead ewe two Tel them how too doo eat.

Kan Sum won tel mi Howe too uu speel Czech?


dont be a prick he was trying to help
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 26, 2009, 12:26:52 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 26, 2009, 12:21:11 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 25, 2009, 10:32:42 PM
Have the db managers added "worst forum", "worst forum on the Internet", "worst forum ever", etc to meta tags yet?
I'm not going to. do it the hard way

damn straight titles like this must be earned

we will be "the worst forum ever" the hard way, by being "the worst forum on the internet".
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Telarus on June 26, 2009, 12:56:05 AM
tenretni eht no murof tsrow eht

For the dyslexic search bots.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 26, 2009, 01:42:23 AM
I'd make a post on Verwirrung explaining that the Principia Discordia forum is the worst forum on the web, the worst forum on the internet, and the worst forum ever, but I forgot my login. :sad: Some please to do it for me?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Rumckle on June 26, 2009, 02:00:27 AM
Maybe we're not "the worst forum on the internets" because PD.com is so bad, it's good.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: AFK on June 26, 2009, 02:01:19 AM
Yeah but Verriwung is the worst blog on the Internet.  Why bother.  
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: lumberjim on June 27, 2009, 05:15:34 AM
Quote from: ¶πᶿϠ on June 25, 2009, 04:49:33 AM
So does lumberjim

no.  i post and then delete my stupid shit, and then i come back and troll, and then i magically earn pariah status because of a big ole pile of lies and innuendo , and then i stop posting again, and then i get drunk one night and decide to look in again, and then i fucking post again for some reason.  it's just plain wrong at heart.

PD: it's truly the worst stinking pit of despair and self loathing available, without actually applying electrical tape to your nipples, on the internet.

sezzmee
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: rubickspoop on June 27, 2009, 10:54:25 AM
Quote from: lumberjim on June 27, 2009, 05:15:34 AM
Quote from: ¶πᶿϠ on June 25, 2009, 04:49:33 AM
So does lumberjim

no.  i post and then delete my stupid shit, and then i come back and troll, and then i magically earn pariah status because of a big ole pile of lies and innuendo , and then i stop posting again, and then i get drunk one night and decide to look in again, and then i fucking post again for some reason.  it's just plain wrong at heart.

PD: it's truly the worst stinking pit of despair and self loathing available, without actually applying electrical tape to your nipples, on the internet.

the difference between you and me is that i don't delete my stupid shit. i own up to it. i also don't troll, so i don't "magically" earn pariah status. however, i also get drunk, and i too believe this is the worst forum ever, the worst forum on the web, AND the worst forum on the net AND internet.

By the way, how do you delete a thread? you see, i posted something that proved how dumb and lazy i am, and now i regret it, but i'm too dumb and lazy to figure out how to delete that damn thread. cn sum1 plz shw mee hao?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Faust on June 27, 2009, 11:08:22 AM
We don't allow it. It deletes every post in response to it which is unfair on the people who have responded.
These things die out fairly quickly. If you mean the link to the pd thread, why would you want to delete it, its fun (or was until it descended into shitty contextless memes).
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: rubickspoop on June 27, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 27, 2009, 11:08:22 AM
We don't allow it. It deletes every post in response to it which is unfair on the people who have responded.
These things die out fairly quickly. If you mean the link to the pd thread, why would you want to delete it, its fun (or was until it descended into shitty contextless memes).

oh, i don't actually don't want to delete it. i was being a dick to lumberjim, who sounded like a whiny bitch (please let me know if i'm wrong, jim). that kinda turned into making fun of myself. the first four pages are good, i don't want to delete that comic gold.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on June 27, 2009, 12:12:26 PM
i've seen the word "worst" so many times its stopped looking like a real word and I keep thinking you guys are retards who can't spell.

This is unfortunately (for me) not the case.

This truly is the wurst forum (in the world)/(ever).  [delete as applicable]

x

edd
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 27, 2009, 12:22:30 PM
Quote from: rubickspoop on June 27, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 27, 2009, 11:08:22 AM
We don't allow it. It deletes every post in response to it which is unfair on the people who have responded.
These things die out fairly quickly. If you mean the link to the pd thread, why would you want to delete it, its fun (or was until it descended into shitty contextless memes).

oh, i don't actually don't want to delete it. i was being a dick to lumberjim, who sounded like a whiny bitch (please let me know if i'm wrong, jim). that kinda turned into making fun of myself. the first four pages are good, i don't want to delete that comic gold.
Don't worry. lumberjim is worthless in ways you don't even really want to understand. Of course, if you're curious, I recommend finding the SO ARAFAILIS thread, where his stupid shines most brightly.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: rubickspoop on June 27, 2009, 01:26:11 PM
well, i had a look through the arafelis board, and saw all that creepy shit with regards to nigel.
what a creepy motherfucker. why is he still here?
sorry to bring this up in another thread, but lumberjim started it by posting again.

edit: the worst forum on the internet, the worst forum ever, the worst forum on the net, the worst forum in the world
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 27, 2009, 02:04:03 PM
Nowhere in sight for "worst forum ever" or "the worst forum ever", NUMBER ONE for "the worst forum on the net", second place for "worst forum on the net", third place for "worst forum on the internet", fourth for "worst forum on the web" and "the worst forum on the web".

So close, for most of them.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Telarus on June 27, 2009, 11:57:17 PM
This is really good practice with google-meme-bombing to influence page rank, we should keep that in mind. I recommend also making the phrase a link-back to the forum, such as:

Nowhere in sight for "worst forum ever (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)" or "the worst forum ever (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)", NUMBER ONE for "the worst forum on the net (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)", second place for "worst forum on the net (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)", third place for "worst forum on the internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)", fourth for "worst forum on the web (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)" and "the worst forum on the web (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)".
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cait M. R. on June 27, 2009, 11:59:50 PM
Quote from: Telarus on June 27, 2009, 11:57:17 PM
This is really good practice with google-meme-bombing to influence page rank, we should keep that in mind. I recommend also making the phrase a link-back to the forum, such as:

Nowhere in sight for "worst forum ever (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)" or "the worst forum ever (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)", NUMBER ONE for "the worst forum on the net (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)", second place for "worst forum on the net (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)", third place for "worst forum on the internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)", fourth for "worst forum on the web (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)" and "the worst forum on the web (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)".
:mittens: Yes, I'll do that from now on.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cetaphobia on June 28, 2009, 05:26:01 AM
I don't even know how to accurately explain how much Principiadiscordia.com (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php) sucks. It is truly   the worst forum on the web (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php). If  Principiadiscordia.com (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php) were a country, I would hope Barack Obama would bomb the shit out of it. I don't know why other people don't know that it is   the worst forum on the net (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php).
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cramulus on June 28, 2009, 12:59:39 PM
After we've got the rank, if we edit our posts ITT to make it look like we're complaining about the forum, will we lose that rank?

At the very least, the OP should be transformed into a magnificent tirade.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2009, 02:46:43 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 28, 2009, 12:59:39 PM
After we've got the rank, if we edit our posts ITT to make it look like we're complaining about the forum, will we lose that rank?

At the very least, the OP should be transformed into a magnificent tirade.

I like this idea. Especially if we can be convincing enough that new people who have a problem with us join in.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: AFK on June 29, 2009, 11:11:49 AM
Hey guys, I'm back from vacation is this place still the worst place on the web ever?  It sure smells like it. 
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on June 29, 2009, 06:06:06 PM
the worst forum ever  8)
the worst smelling forum on the Internet  :x
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2009, 06:58:06 PM
 :lulz:

News: Welcome to the worst-smelling forum on the internet.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: bugmenоt on June 29, 2009, 11:03:32 PM
il peggiore forum su internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
le plus mauvais forum de l'internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
el peor foro en Internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
das schlechteste forum im internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: the last yatto on July 01, 2009, 12:33:55 AM
Quote from: rubickspoop on June 27, 2009, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: null & void on June 27, 2009, 12:22:30 PM
Quote from: rubickspoop on June 27, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 27, 2009, 11:08:22 AM
Quote from: rubickspoop on June 27, 2009, 10:54:25 AM
Quote from: lumberjim on June 27, 2009, 05:15:34 AM
Quote from: ¶πᶿϠ on June 25, 2009, 04:49:33 AM
NARF!  :lulz:

no.  i post and then delete my stupid shit, and then i come back and troll, and then i magically earn pariah status because of a big ole pile of lies and innuendo , and then i stop posting again, and then i get drunk one night and decide to look in again, and then i fucking post again for some reason.  it's just plain wrong at heart.

PD: it's truly the worst stinking pit of despair and self loathing available, without actually applying electrical tape to your nipples, on the internet.

the difference between you and me is that i don't delete my stupid shit. i own up to it. i also don't troll, so i don't "magically" earn pariah status. however, i also get drunk, and i too believe this is the worst forum ever, the worst forum on the web, AND the worst forum on the net AND internet.

By the way, how do you delete a thread? you see, i posted something that proved how dumb and lazy i am, and now i regret it, but i'm too dumb and lazy to figure out how to delete that damn thread. cn sum1 plz shw mee hao?

We don't allow it. It deletes every post in response to it which is unfair on the people who have responded.
These things die out fairly quickly. If you mean the link to the pd thread, why would you want to delete it, its fun (or was until it descended into shitty contextless memes).

oh, i don't actually don't want to delete it. i was being a dick to lumberjim, who sounded like a whiny bitch (please let me know if i'm wrong, jim). that kinda turned into making fun of myself. the first four pages are good, i don't want to delete that comic gold.
Don't worry. lumberjim is worthless in ways you don't even really want to understand. Of course, if you're curious, I recommend finding the SO ARAFAILIS thread, where his stupid shines most brightly.

well, i had a look through the arafelis board, and saw all that creepy shit with regards to nigel.
what a creepy motherfucker. why is he still here?
sorry to bring this up in another thread, but lumberjim started it by posting again.
to get the last word in
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Verbal Mike on July 20, 2009, 05:46:42 PM
Quote from: Bürger on June 29, 2009, 11:03:32 PM
il peggiore forum su internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
le plus mauvais forum de l'internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
el peor foro en Internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
das schlechteste forum im internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
:bump:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cain on July 20, 2009, 05:48:41 PM
Only on the worst forum on the internet would someone bump a thread like this

:sad:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 20, 2009, 05:51:12 PM
My GOD!

This is the worst forum on the internet.
                  \
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9yl-FwYIQeU/SSsDWeF_apI/AAAAAAAAA00/MaBJausGJfc/s400/palemale-store_2029_68582130.jpg)
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: AFK on July 20, 2009, 07:26:06 PM
Owl bet you're right that this is the worst forum on the internet. 
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: bugmenоt on July 20, 2009, 10:03:07 PM
amazing.
this is now oficially das schlechteste forum im internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)

i hope nobody tries to make another forum the worst forum on teh internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fomenter on July 20, 2009, 10:09:44 PM
this forum is getting to be "the worst forum i have ever seen"  it is no wonder why it is the worst forum on the Internet .
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 20, 2009, 10:40:06 PM
this is the worst forum in the history of the internets.. ever. :argh!:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2009, 11:05:39 PM
It's not just the worst forum on the internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum), it's the worst forum (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum). Ever.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: the last yatto on July 21, 2009, 05:17:02 AM
the worst forum on the internet made the bucket of owls go   :craig:


eta: nm it was the rain god
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 13, 2009, 05:45:20 AM
We're slipping.
We were like third.

This place is THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET!
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 13, 2009, 05:53:32 AM
Quote from: fomenter on June 25, 2009, 06:15:55 PM
BEST "WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET"
(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-09-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-06-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-02-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-07-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-03-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-05-june.gif)(http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/Fireworks-01-june.gif)

and i love this.
it's flashey.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 13, 2009, 02:50:49 PM
Quote from: [uV*] on July 20, 2009, 05:46:42 PM
Quote from: Bürger on June 29, 2009, 11:03:32 PM
il peggiore forum su internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
le plus mauvais forum de l'internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
el peor foro en Internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
das schlechteste forum im internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php)
:bump:

slipping int0 :omg: :hit: third?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 24, 2009, 05:33:09 AM
back up top!
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cramulus on October 24, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
IT'S FUCKING TRUE
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 24, 2009, 07:02:31 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 24, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
IT'S FUCKING TRUE

It really is.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: SpazztheCelestial on October 24, 2009, 02:54:41 PM
I haven't been here long enough to say this is the worst forum on the internet, but I do feel it's my duty to post some noise,in support of the cause.

Spazz
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 24, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
I humbly submit that we also associate our fine forum with the phrase "this forum sucks".
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 24, 2009, 07:02:12 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 24, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
I humbly submit that we also associate our fine forum with the phrase "this forum sucks".

Wow, it's true! This is not only the worst forum on the internet, but also this forum SUCKS.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Johnny on October 24, 2009, 08:56:57 PM

Oh by Eris! If this forum sucks not so much it would not be the worst forum on the internet or technically speaking isnt it the worst forum in the internet?

No, really. In or On?

Cz were not on top of the internet like a mite, but more like in it like a larva inside a dogs sphincter.

Am i right, or am i right?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Dysnomia on October 24, 2009, 10:13:31 PM
WORST FORUM EVARRRRRR
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 24, 2009, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 24, 2009, 08:56:57 PM

Oh by Eris! If this forum sucks not so much it would not be the worst forum on the internet or technically speaking isnt it the worst forum in the internet?

No, really. In or On?

Cz were not on top of the internet like a mite, but more like in it like a larva inside a dogs sphincter.

Am i right, or am i right?

When you watch a TV show do you refer to it as "being in television?"
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Johnny on October 24, 2009, 10:43:50 PM

... maybe?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Dimocritus on October 25, 2009, 06:57:54 PM
What's going on here, gu... Oh shit! I've accidentally stumbled upon the WORST FORUM EVER! *backs away slowly*
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 25, 2009, 07:34:22 PM
Es el peor foro en internet!!!!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Johnny on October 25, 2009, 07:56:17 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on October 25, 2009, 07:34:22 PM
Es el peor foro en internet!!!!!!  :argh!:

El hombre con el sombrero nos envió.
El nos conto muchas historias asombrosas
Entre ellas que PD.COM es el peor foro en internet!!111!!

ZEEEE

HOJOJOJO
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 25, 2009, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 25, 2009, 07:56:17 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on October 25, 2009, 07:34:22 PM
Es el peor foro en internet!!!!!!  :argh!:

El hombre con el sombrero nos envió.
El nos conto muchas historias asombrosas
Entre ellas que PD.COM es el peor foro en internet!!111!!

ZEEEE

HOJOJOJO
EL PEOR FORO
EL PEOR FORO
EL PEOR FORO

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAAA!!!!!11111!#@$%  :eek:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 01:19:28 PM
if "PEOR" means "WORST", what does "Paesior" mean?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 26, 2009, 01:57:55 PM
I don't know how I missed this the first time around. 

I also don't know if you all realized this but.....  if we can do this in a matter of hours or a day or so, what an excellent way to lure prey....

To the worst forum on the internet that sucks.

:evil:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: GIGGLES on October 26, 2009, 01:59:19 PM
THIS FORUM SUCKS!
WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET!
  WORST FORUM EVER!
   YES THAT INCLUDES THE ONE IN ROME!
    PD.COM ATE BY MABY!
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cramulus on October 27, 2009, 02:49:54 AM
"This forum sucks." (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21280.120)

^^
click that a bunch of times
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 27, 2009, 06:23:40 AM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=printpage%3Btopic=21280.0

it goes to the print page now.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Johnny on October 27, 2009, 06:30:57 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 01:19:28 PM
if "PEOR" means "WORST", what does "Paesior" mean?


Striptease generator apparently.

http://paesior.stripgenerator.com/

Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 27, 2009, 11:51:41 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 27, 2009, 02:49:54 AM
"This forum sucks." (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21280.120)

^^
click that a bunch of times

Quote from: Burns on October 27, 2009, 06:23:40 AM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=printpage%3Btopic=21280.0

it goes to the print page now.

StD,
CTRL + CLICK UNTIL FIREFOX CRASH
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cramulus on October 28, 2009, 02:42:21 AM
hmm: I am not seeing it... http://www.google.com/search?q=%22this%20forum%20sucks%22&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&rls=en&sa=N&tbo=1&tbs=qdr:d

what are we doing wrong?       Probably needs its own thread (for google indexing) and more people clicking the link?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: President Television on October 28, 2009, 02:59:23 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 25, 2009, 02:45:42 AM
one word: neopets

The sad thing is that I hear it once had glory days. Glorious glory days they were, I'm told.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Dr. Paes on March 06, 2010, 10:00:18 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 27, 2009, 06:30:57 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 01:19:28 PM
if "PEOR" means "WORST", what does "Paesior" mean?


Striptease generator apparently.

http://paesior.stripgenerator.com/


Whut. I almost remember making that.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 10, 2011, 06:36:55 AM
BUMP


We did it! :banana:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Remington on April 10, 2011, 06:42:44 AM
PD.com: The number one search result for both "Worst Forum on the Internet" and "Orange Eating Contest".
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 10, 2011, 06:48:43 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 10, 2011, 06:42:44 AM
PD.com: The number one search result for both "Worst Forum on the Internet" and "Orange Eating Contest".

It brings a tear to my eye....
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 10, 2011, 06:49:25 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 10, 2011, 06:42:44 AM
PD.com: The number one search result for both "Worst Forum on the Internet" and "Orange Eating Contest".

:lol:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2011, 08:02:49 PM
Bump
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:34:23 PM
I was very disappointed when I found that the worst forum on the internet's registration was disabled...I'm glad you guys opened it back up.  I guess that doesn't make you the worst forum on the internet...
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 01, 2011, 08:36:47 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:34:23 PM
I was very disappointed when I found that the worst forum on the internet's registration was disabled...I'm glad you guys opened it back up.  I guess that doesn't make you the worst forum on the internet...

It wasn't disabled, as was explained to you, it's just quirky and you obviously lack the superior internet skills to figure it out on your own.....  :lulz:
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:40:13 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 01, 2011, 08:36:47 PMIt wasn't disabled, as was explained to you, it's just quirky and you obviously lack the superior internet skills to figure it out on your own.....  :lulz:
It said it was disabled.  The second time I tried it said your account was sent to an admin for approval.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 08:43:27 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:40:13 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 01, 2011, 08:36:47 PMIt wasn't disabled, as was explained to you, it's just quirky and you obviously lack the superior internet skills to figure it out on your own.....  :lulz:
It said it was disabled.  The second time I tried it said your account was sent to an admin for approval.

This is true.

I'm just glad I can be a part of this glorious forum.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Placid Dingo on December 01, 2011, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:40:13 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 01, 2011, 08:36:47 PMIt wasn't disabled, as was explained to you, it's just quirky and you obviously lack the superior internet skills to figure it out on your own.....  :lulz:
It said it was disabled.  The second time I tried it said your account was sent to an admin for approval.
It LIED.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cain on December 01, 2011, 08:46:15 PM
Well, it lied the first time, at least.  It really did send his application to an admin for approval, though.

I think it is to do with session timeouts or something...Trip and Faust looked into it once.  It's a little annoying, but easily circumvented.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 08:47:42 PM
HEY, ASSHOLES FROM BOTH PD AND TOTSE2:

Can we please avoid the shit flinging?  My server is unstable right now, and it takes like 10 minutes to load a page...So, I don't want to wait around just to see "NO U".  Humor your RaingodTM in this, or I'll take a personal interest in you.

Thank you.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 08:47:42 PM
HEY, ASSHOLES FROM BOTH PD AND TOTSE2:

Can we please avoid the shit flinging?  My server is unstable right now, and it takes like 10 minutes to load a page...So, I don't want to wait around just to see "NO U".  Humor your RaingodTM in this, or I'll take a personal interest in you.

Thank you.
Yeah, I had to spend some money recently to upgrade our server.  It's a good think otherwise you guys would have crashed our website for sure.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 08:47:42 PM
HEY, ASSHOLES FROM BOTH PD AND TOTSE2:

Can we please avoid the shit flinging?  My server is unstable right now, and it takes like 10 minutes to load a page...So, I don't want to wait around just to see "NO U".  Humor your RaingodTM in this, or I'll take a personal interest in you.

Thank you.
Yeah, I had to spend some money recently to upgrade our server.  It's a good think otherwise you guys would have crashed our website for sure.

This one comes and goes.  I think the loading problem is on my end, though.  That fat bastard engineer is playing that WWII videogame in his office again.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:54:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
This one comes and goes.  I think the loading problem is on my end, though.  That fat bastard engineer is playing that WWII videogame in his office again.

Haha, that's how it works.  We rent a VPS but our ram kept maxing out.  vBulletin is a hog on CPU and RAM.

I've been floating the idea of getting a business internet line and building my own little datacenter.  If totse2 doubles in size it would pay itself off in about a year verses renting a second server.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cain on December 01, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Its probably a mix of your end and the site, Rog.  It loads fairly quickly for me, with my obscenely good connection, but not as quick as normal, and I've noticed a couple of 500 errors recently, which I haven't seen in a while.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 08:59:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Its probably a mix of your end and the site, Rog.  It loads fairly quickly for me, with my obscenely good connection, but not as quick as normal, and I've noticed a couple of 500 errors recently, which I haven't seen in a while.

You think that Irish fucker is doing lines off the server stacks again?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Cain on December 01, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
I wouldn't blame him.  I have promised a decent sum towards the server, for Xmas, he's likely spending it in advance on potatoes and rosaries, or whatever it is they do for fun in Ireland.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
I wouldn't blame him.  I have promised a decent sum towards the server, for Xmas, he's likely spending it in advance on potatoes and rosaries, or whatever it is they do for fun in Ireland.

Hopscotch on the bogs.

Anyway, I'm done over at totse2.  And I take back the part about wanting Riv3r to come over.  If Easy-E and Fangly hang around once in a while, that's all I really want from that place, given the response I got on arrival.  Hell, they're still over there ass-slapping & high-fiving that they "drove us off". 

I really don't care - it's only the internet - but I wonder why they wouldn't want more traffic?  Maybe it's a private club of people that know each other IRL, like FG, and they don't want any outsiders.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2011, 09:20:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
I wouldn't blame him.  I have promised a decent sum towards the server, for Xmas, he's likely spending it in advance on potatoes and rosaries, or whatever it is they do for fun in Ireland.

Hopscotch on the bogs.

Anyway, I'm done over at totse2.  And I take back the part about wanting Riv3r to come over.  If Easy-E and Fangly hang around once in a while, that's all I really want from that place, given the response I got on arrival.  Hell, they're still over there ass-slapping & high-fiving that they "drove us off". 

I really don't care - it's only the internet - but I wonder why they wouldn't want more traffic?  Maybe it's a private club of people that know each other IRL, like FG, and they don't want any outsiders.

I think they've come to believe that's what a forum looks like, and wouldn't have it any other way.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 09:23:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 01, 2011, 09:20:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
I wouldn't blame him.  I have promised a decent sum towards the server, for Xmas, he's likely spending it in advance on potatoes and rosaries, or whatever it is they do for fun in Ireland.

Hopscotch on the bogs.

Anyway, I'm done over at totse2.  And I take back the part about wanting Riv3r to come over.  If Easy-E and Fangly hang around once in a while, that's all I really want from that place, given the response I got on arrival.  Hell, they're still over there ass-slapping & high-fiving that they "drove us off". 

I really don't care - it's only the internet - but I wonder why they wouldn't want more traffic?  Maybe it's a private club of people that know each other IRL, like FG, and they don't want any outsiders.

I think they've come to believe that's what a forum looks like, and wouldn't have it any other way.

Probably.

Anyway, meeting time.  See you spags in an hour or so.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 09:46:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 09:07:41 PM
Anyway, I'm done over at totse2.  And I take back the part about wanting Riv3r to come over.  If Easy-E and Fangly hang around once in a while, that's all I really want from that place, given the response I got on arrival.  Hell, they're still over there ass-slapping & high-fiving that they "drove us off". 

I really don't care - it's only the internet - but I wonder why they wouldn't want more traffic?  Maybe it's a private club of people that know each other IRL, like FG, and they don't want any outsiders.
A few of us know each other offline but as with most online communities they get cliquey after chatting for a few years.  You guys seem pretty tight nit too.

As for the members at totse2 I can't say I read all of their posts and agree with that they say.  Sometimes it's just easier to take a hands off approach and only post in threads that are interesting to you.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:47:51 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 09:46:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 09:07:41 PM
Anyway, I'm done over at totse2.  And I take back the part about wanting Riv3r to come over.  If Easy-E and Fangly hang around once in a while, that's all I really want from that place, given the response I got on arrival.  Hell, they're still over there ass-slapping & high-fiving that they "drove us off". 

I really don't care - it's only the internet - but I wonder why they wouldn't want more traffic?  Maybe it's a private club of people that know each other IRL, like FG, and they don't want any outsiders.
A few of us know each other offline but as with most online communities they get cliquey after chatting for a few years.  You guys seem pretty tight nit too.

As for the members at totse2 I can't say I read all of their posts and agree with that they say.  Sometimes it's just easier to take a hands off approach and only post in threads that are interesting to you.

lol easy-e know how to run dat shit for srs
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:14:39 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 08:54:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
This one comes and goes.  I think the loading problem is on my end, though.  That fat bastard engineer is playing that WWII videogame in his office again.

Haha, that's how it works.  We rent a VPS but our ram kept maxing out.  vBulletin is a hog on CPU and RAM.

I've been floating the idea of getting a business internet line and building my own little datacenter.  If totse2 doubles in size it would pay itself off in about a year verses renting a second server.

Same, if it's any consolation I have identified specific quieries that cause that because for the most part yours is fast:
uploading avatars (you should force people to link), and search.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Triple Zero on December 02, 2011, 08:33:42 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:14:39 PM
Same, if it's any consolation I have identified specific quieries that cause that because for the most part yours is fast:
uploading avatars (you should force people to link), and search.

huh if that's so, then why did we change it so that now even linked avatars are automatically uploaded?
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Faust on December 02, 2011, 09:20:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 02, 2011, 08:33:42 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:14:39 PM
Same, if it's any consolation I have identified specific quieries that cause that because for the most part yours is fast:
uploading avatars (you should force people to link), and search.

huh if that's so, then why did we change it so that now even linked avatars are automatically uploaded?

Oh no, they use Vbulliten, SMF handles it just fine but totse2 grinds to a halt every time someone changes their avatar.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Triple Zero on December 02, 2011, 10:59:10 AM
BTW I've removed the "central notice / a personal appeal" banner again, I hope you've seen it :)

(As Roger complained about the slow board, it was the only thing I could think of that was changed. Even though there's no way it could have had any effect by any non-supernatural means of functioning--code is like voodoo sometimes)

Just let me know for the next donation run if you like :-)
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2011, 05:42:12 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 02, 2011, 09:20:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 02, 2011, 08:33:42 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:14:39 PM
Same, if it's any consolation I have identified specific quieries that cause that because for the most part yours is fast:
uploading avatars (you should force people to link), and search.

huh if that's so, then why did we change it so that now even linked avatars are automatically uploaded?

Oh no, they use Vbulliten, SMF handles it just fine but totse2 grinds to a halt every time someone changes their avatar.

ORLY
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Faust on December 05, 2011, 09:34:01 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 02, 2011, 10:59:10 AM
BTW I've removed the "central notice / a personal appeal" banner again, I hope you've seen it :)

(As Roger complained about the slow board, it was the only thing I could think of that was changed. Even though there's no way it could have had any effect by any non-supernatural means of functioning--code is like voodoo sometimes)

Just let me know for the next donation run if you like :-)

It was funny, thanks man, sure we can use it again.
Title: Re: "The worst forum on the internet"
Post by: Placid Dingo on December 05, 2011, 09:49:00 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 05, 2011, 09:34:01 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 02, 2011, 10:59:10 AM
BTW I've removed the "central notice / a personal appeal" banner again, I hope you've seen it :)

(As Roger complained about the slow board, it was the only thing I could think of that was changed. Even though there's no way it could have had any effect by any non-supernatural means of functioning--code is like voodoo sometimes)

Just let me know for the next donation run if you like :-)

It was funny, thanks man, sure we can use it again.

Yes! I laughed.
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