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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: July 24, 2018, 05:42:06 am »
There Are No More Trees

All warnings are trivial, all fire hazards can wait a minute.

I cast my eyes on Her, and she said I could do no wrong.

I cast my eyes on Her, and she said I could do no wrong.
So I danced forever into the breeze of chaos and felt strange comforting song,
Eris, I love you but my money is gone,
Hooray to my catmas! The Ray has been born!

The offspring of Chaos, bewildered and wild,
Is sprung unto the world - infected by the child,
The Ray of chaos spreading it's memes,
From madness to madness this Ooopism beams.

(tbh, I'd think this would be the kind of stuff Discordians would get...)

Oh, I'm not a real Discordian.

If that's your choice  :lol:

I posted in this thread because I was curious if there was actually any thought behind the OP, or if it was just inane babble.

It all makes sense actually but there are a lot of inside-jokes and references you obviously haven't picked up on but going around and explaining the joke always ruins it  :lulz: , so I won't make a commentary on it.

Try and analyse the themes, it is saying something.

(tbh, I'd think this would be the kind of stuff Discordians would get...)

Ok, let's test. What is +1 + -1 =?

Why do they bother you?  Why these questions in particular?

Because the phrase sounds like it is saying something

Enter the delusion, embrace the delusion, become one with the delusion, then destroy it till there's nothing left. Then the ego will be put back in it's right place.

Being jaded is the new tall bike.

But they offer free rides?  :lulz:

We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

Harnessing the power

In today's culture, if you haven't by the age of 17, it's frowned upon. Fuck them testicles! Don't those gigantic eyes just give you a boner?

What must one do, to please the goddess with her sexy but dangerous charms. Must one take wine and strange drugs, bathe in the rivers of fucksville, bow at the Kaaba while on LSD or choke on a dead rat you found in the gutter (they're sometimes good when they're fresh).

If you find yourself naked and alone, will the forest comfort you or will it fuck you up the ass?

These questions still bother me.

I want to be Eris' little doll for a moment, but just a moment. The Chastisement Ray is a marvelous, magnificent beauty. One day, I will fulfill my role in the Oopist fallacy, all will be restored and the Law Of Thelema will be abolished by logic and reasoning. All is a curse.

Nudity and Scientology beat masturbating in open traffic, but only by a little bit. All ideas are recycled, there are no new ideas - even new ideas. All is variation, all is death, all is Chaos, all is fun and excitement.

The legions of millionaires will bank of our fortunes but they will not gain true enlightenment. Stamp down the wretched and the weak, then offer them money but don't give them an advantage. Politics is for the weak-minded, science is for the lonely at heart, religion is for the lazy and philosophy is for those who can't get laid.

This rock in space knows how to rock!  :lulz:

Change my mind  :lulz:

Principia Discussion / Re: How Discordian are you?
« on: July 15, 2018, 02:19:37 am »
I'm so Discordian that I have no sense of humor and hate Robert Anton Wilson. In fact, I'm so Discordian that I ate Eris.

(Only Discordians will get this)

Apple Talk / Re: My Discordia Brag part 2: I got my head straight.
« on: July 15, 2018, 02:16:08 am »
Yeah it's a shit site  :lol:

Capeditiea probably got banned because she has personality.

Who did you register as?  :lulz:

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