Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Slarti on November 15, 2003, 10:25:13 PM

Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Slarti on November 15, 2003, 10:25:13 PM
Slartibartfast is Dead

'Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighted a lantern and ran to the market-place calling out unceasingly: "I seek Slartibartfast! I seek Slartibartfast!" As there were many people standing about who did not believe in Slartibartfast, he caused a great deal of amusement. Why? is he lost? said one. Has he strayed away like a child? said another. Or does he keep himself hidden? Is he afraid of us? Has he taken a sea voyage? Has he emigrated? - the people cried out laughingly, all in a hubbub.
The insane man jumped into their midst and transfixed them with his glances. "Where is Slartibartfast gone?" he called out. "I mean to tell you! We have killed him, you and I! We are all his murderers!'
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Trollax on November 15, 2003, 11:35:14 PM
Show me what is not the buddha and I will spit there...
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Slarti on November 16, 2003, 12:11:33 AM
the buddha is not the buddha

the path is not of the path
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Trollax on November 16, 2003, 12:17:02 AM
Then you have killed the buddha
you ahve murdered slartibartfast...

What are you shouting for then if you have become the ancestors?
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 16, 2003, 12:26:21 AM
keeper of the gate is also the gate.

the key is not the key, but rather the lock.


there is no thing, and soemthing never was.

this is not your imagination, but rather the reality.

there are no halucinations.

i am not here, and this isn't happening.
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Slarti on November 16, 2003, 12:32:53 AM
i am the three eyed ninja of fate

the time of deathly retribution will follow shortly
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Trollax on November 16, 2003, 12:41:44 AM
***Takes off sandal, puts it on head and walks away.***

Ok nansen, you can put the cat down this time...
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Y.M. Hut on November 16, 2003, 01:13:14 AM
Self-contradiction is the path of wisdom,
Nonsense the path of enlightenment,
And idiocy the path of greatness.
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 16, 2003, 01:19:08 AM
Quote from: khaganSelf-contradiction is the path of wisdom,
Nonsense the path of enlightenment,
And idiocy the path of greatness.

hey it's worked for the 'big 3' for thousands of years :D
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Y.M. Hut on November 16, 2003, 01:37:44 AM
Looks like it works just fine for us as well.
Title: Re: Slarti is Dead
Post by: EvilPoet on November 16, 2003, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Slarti is DeadSlartibartfast is Dead

'Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighted a lantern and ran to the market-place calling out unceasingly: "I seek Slartibartfast! I seek Slartibartfast!" As there were many people standing about who did not believe in Slartibartfast, he caused a great deal of amusement. Why? is he lost? said one. Has he strayed away like a child? said another. Or does he keep himself hidden? Is he afraid of us? Has he taken a sea voyage? Has he emigrated? - the people cried out laughingly, all in a hubbub.
The insane man jumped into their midst and transfixed them with his glances. "Where is Slartibartfast gone?" he called out. "I mean to tell you! We have killed him, you and I! We are all his murderers!'
?¨God is dead. God remains dead. And
we have killed him.?Æ -The Madman

Nietzsche: Parable of the Madman (http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/nietzsche-madman.html)
Title: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 17, 2003, 06:21:36 AM
The gods are dead! Long live the gods!
Title: Re: Slarti is Dead
Post by: Kai on January 30, 2010, 05:57:37 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Slarti is Dead
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 05:19:47 AM
More bump.

Again, if anyone pines for the good ol' days on PD, kick them in the junk.

Title: Re: Slarti is Dead
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 05:20:16 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslager on November 16, 2003, 12:26:21 AM
keeper of the gate is also the gate.

the key is not the key, but rather the lock.


there is no thing, and soemthing never was.

this is not your imagination, but rather the reality.

there are no halucinations.

i am not here, and this isn't happening.

Meth:  Not Even Once.