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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Nast on May 03, 2008, 06:15:12 AM

Title: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Nast on May 03, 2008, 06:15:12 AM
So, my father caught a big-ass halibut the other day, and now we have enough fillets frozen to keep us for a week. I was wondering if you degenerates had any tasty recipes for it, since fish isn't really my specialty. 
I was thinking of doing a halibut in chard with lemon-thyme butter recipe that I got from the internets, but I will gladly and thankfully follow any of your suggestions.  :)
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 03, 2008, 08:08:19 AM
ECH posted a fish recipe here once.
i tried it and liked it.
and i hate fish.
i'l see if i can find it
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 03, 2008, 08:10:01 AM
found it.
its for a white fish. i know nothing about halibut.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15026.0
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Adios on May 03, 2008, 06:16:25 PM
Fish.......

Place it in a foil wrap with spices such as pearl onions, thyme, lemons, garlic, butter and pepper. Triple wrap it in foil as in waterproof. Run it through 3 cycles in your dishwasher. Done, no odor, and perfectly cooked and moist.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 03, 2008, 09:01:35 PM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 03, 2008, 06:16:25 PMFish.......

Place it in a foil wrap with spices such as pearl onions, thyme, lemons, garlic, butter and pepper. Triple wrap it in foil as in waterproof. Run it through 3 cycles in your dishwasher. Done, no odor, and perfectly cooked and moist.

i wish i had a dishwasher to try this out.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2008, 04:23:28 AM
Toaster oven:

put a little oil in a shallow pan (those aluminum pie tins that come with frozen pie crust work well)

Sprinkle with salt

Put fish in

Sprinkle with more salt and a bit of pepper

put in toaster oven at 300 for 10 minutes

eat

Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 07:16:49 AM
A Great Way to Enjoy Fish

Step 1: Open can of tuna
Step 2: Add glob of mayo
Step 3: Add glob of mustard
Step 4: Add pepper
Step 5: oh what am I saying tuna sucks.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
He did not ask about preparing "fish". He asked about preparing halibut fillets.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 04:40:15 PM
Of course   :x
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Reverend Ju Ju Booze on May 04, 2008, 05:17:06 PM
Didn't knew what a halibut is.
Googled it.
Got scared.

(http://www.oregon-anglers.org/413%20halibut.jpg)
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Nast on May 04, 2008, 06:38:38 PM

They are a freaky-looking fish, huh?

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 03, 2008, 06:16:25 PM
Fish.......

Place it in a foil wrap with spices such as pearl onions, thyme, lemons, garlic, butter and pepper. Triple wrap it in foil as in waterproof. Run it through 3 cycles in your dishwasher. Done, no odor, and perfectly cooked and moist.

In the dishwasher, you say?  :lol: That sounds like a novel thing to do, but unfortunately my dishwasher is so old and feeble it'll probably just break down and leak a mixture of fish juices and soap.  :x

Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2008, 04:23:28 AM
Toaster oven:

put a little oil in a shallow pan (those aluminum pie tins that come with frozen pie crust work well)

Sprinkle with salt

Put fish in

Sprinkle with more salt and a bit of pepper

put in toaster oven at 300 for 10 minutes

eat


That sounds nice and simple. I think I'll do something like that for myself, and something more complex like ECH's fish recipe for the family.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2008, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Naughty Nasturtiums on May 04, 2008, 06:38:38 PM

They are a freaky-looking fish, huh?

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 03, 2008, 06:16:25 PM
Fish.......

Place it in a foil wrap with spices such as pearl onions, thyme, lemons, garlic, butter and pepper. Triple wrap it in foil as in waterproof. Run it through 3 cycles in your dishwasher. Done, no odor, and perfectly cooked and moist.

In the dishwasher, you say?  :lol: That sounds like a novel thing to do, but unfortunately my dishwasher is so old and feeble it'll probably just break down and leak a mixture of fish juices and soap.  :x

Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2008, 04:23:28 AM
Toaster oven:

put a little oil in a shallow pan (those aluminum pie tins that come with frozen pie crust work well)

Sprinkle with salt

Put fish in

Sprinkle with more salt and a bit of pepper

put in toaster oven at 300 for 10 minutes

eat


That sounds nice and simple. I think I'll do something like that for myself, and something more complex like ECH's fish recipe for the family.

It actually steams it.  8)
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Nast on May 04, 2008, 08:05:41 PM
Ohhhhh.

So, the recipe can be replicated, with reduced awesome points, in a steamer?
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
Exactly!
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2008, 06:37:07 AM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 04, 2008, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Naughty Nasturtiums on May 04, 2008, 06:38:38 PM

They are a freaky-looking fish, huh?

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 03, 2008, 06:16:25 PM
Fish.......

Place it in a foil wrap with spices such as pearl onions, thyme, lemons, garlic, butter and pepper. Triple wrap it in foil as in waterproof. Run it through 3 cycles in your dishwasher. Done, no odor, and perfectly cooked and moist.

In the dishwasher, you say?  :lol: That sounds like a novel thing to do, but unfortunately my dishwasher is so old and feeble it'll probably just break down and leak a mixture of fish juices and soap.  :x

Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2008, 04:23:28 AM
Toaster oven:

put a little oil in a shallow pan (those aluminum pie tins that come with frozen pie crust work well)

Sprinkle with salt

Put fish in

Sprinkle with more salt and a bit of pepper

put in toaster oven at 300 for 10 minutes

eat


That sounds nice and simple. I think I'll do something like that for myself, and something more complex like ECH's fish recipe for the family.

It actually steams it.  8)

I disagree to a fantastic degree.

It is more of a broiling than a steaming, because of the proximity to the toaster oven elements. That's why I have it turned down so low.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Nast on May 05, 2008, 06:43:53 AM
I think The Reverend Asshat was referring to the fish in the dishwasher, actually.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 05, 2008, 07:07:42 AM
i still recommend ECH's recipe
cause i hate cooked fish and i was able to enjoy it

usually when i eat cooked fish it tastes like dead sea water (no matter where i get it from or how its prepared)

i do love me some sushi and sashimi though
Mmmmmmmm
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Nast on May 05, 2008, 07:24:26 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on May 05, 2008, 07:07:42 AM
i still recommend ECH's recipe
cause i hate cooked fish and i was able to enjoy it

usually when i eat cooked fish it tastes like dead sea water (no matter where i get it from or how its prepared)

i do love me some sushi and sashimi though
Mmmmmmmm


I'm the exact same way. I normally hate the smell and taste of cooked fish, and I can't stand oily fish like salmon.

Raw fish like sushi and sashimi is enjoyable because it lacks the compounds that normally develop in fish shortly after it's caught. The fishy smell of dead fish is because of the breakdown of amino acids into odorous compounds. Raw fish used in sushi doesn't taste like this (raw fish actually has a fresh flavor reminiscent of kelp and geranium leaves) because it has to be really fresh anyway, and it's usually frozen before these compounds can develop.

Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Adios on May 05, 2008, 12:44:32 PM
Quote from: Naughty Nasturtiums on May 05, 2008, 06:43:53 AM
I think The Reverend Asshat was referring to the fish in the dishwasher, actually.

Yes.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2008, 05:48:29 PM
Quote from: Naughty Nasturtiums on May 05, 2008, 06:43:53 AM
I think The Reverend Asshat was referring to the fish in the dishwasher, actually.

Oh, that makes way more sense.

I love your new avatar, BTW.
Title: Re: What-what? In the Halibut.
Post by: Nast on May 06, 2008, 02:21:45 AM
I made ECH's recipe for the family with the halibut, and it was total win. Everyone loved it, and I thought it was quite delicious. My compliments to ECH and his mad chef skills!  :D