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Principia Discordia => Propaganda Depository => Topic started by: Pariah on February 06, 2009, 02:50:31 AM

Title: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Pariah on February 06, 2009, 02:50:31 AM
Pretty self explanatory.
http://ifile.it/qhb695w/alien_babies.pdf
Title: Re: SEX-EDGASM
Post by: Cramulus on February 06, 2009, 02:08:49 PM
not really self-explanatory. How do we participate? What kind of help do you need?

is this just a postergasm you made?
Title: Re: SEX-EDGASM
Post by: Pariah on February 07, 2009, 12:01:41 AM
Pretty much just a poster.
But any type of sex ed poster of anything would be pretty cool.
Title: Re: SEX-EDGASM
Post by: Cramulus on February 08, 2009, 03:12:58 PM
cool poster  :thumb:  just not a Golden Apple Seed Mission in itself so much as a part of Postergasm.
Title: Re: SEX-EDGASM
Post by: Pariah on February 08, 2009, 04:52:22 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2009, 03:12:58 PM
cool poster  :thumb:  just not a Golden Apple Seed Mission in itself so much as a part of Postergasm.
Sounds good to me!
Title: Re: SEX-EDGASM
Post by: Sheered Völva on February 09, 2009, 03:47:18 AM
Is there anyway I can see it without joining that site?
Title: Re: SEX-EDGASM
Post by: Pariah on February 09, 2009, 05:29:52 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on February 09, 2009, 03:47:18 AM
Is there anyway I can see it without joining that site?
Unfortunately not. But the majority that are put up here are put on that website.
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Raphaella on February 11, 2009, 12:34:28 PM
Nice poster, neat idea, but those eggs and the alien thing.. made me think of the whole flat of eggs I just bought. Each egg has 2 yokes. Fucked my mind up hard.  :? I mean one in a dozen is weird but ALL OF THEM, in a whole flat??? What the fuck? 
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Pariah on February 12, 2009, 05:35:10 AM
Quote from: Sanguine Penguin on February 11, 2009, 12:34:28 PM
Nice poster, neat idea, but those eggs and the alien thing.. made me think of the whole flat of eggs I just bought. Each egg has 2 yokes. Fucked my mind up hard.  :? I mean one in a dozen is weird but ALL OF THEM, in a whole flat??? What the fuck? 

Ugh? Did you eat em?
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2009, 05:56:31 AM
Quote from: Sanguine Penguin on February 11, 2009, 12:34:28 PM
Nice poster, neat idea, but those eggs and the alien thing.. made me think of the whole flat of eggs I just bought. Each egg has 2 yokes. Fucked my mind up hard.  :? I mean one in a dozen is weird but ALL OF THEM, in a whole flat??? What the fuck? 

Egg-crating employee playing a jake?
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Raphaella on February 12, 2009, 12:52:36 PM
YES we did eat them. I got them from the farmers market, and this is the second flat of eggs that was like this. I'm just gonna say fuck it and buy eggs at the regular grocer.
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2009, 05:09:44 PM
Quote from: Racing Penguin on February 12, 2009, 12:52:36 PM
YES we did eat them. I got them from the farmers market, and this is the second flat of eggs that was like this. I'm just gonna say fuck it and buy eggs at the regular grocer.

Ohhh, the farmer's market! That explains a lot.

When we had chickens, organic, free-range, and very well-fed, we got tons of double yolks, especially during the hens' peak egg-laying years.
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Pariah on February 13, 2009, 03:43:57 AM
Quote from: Racing Penguin on February 12, 2009, 12:52:36 PM
YES we did eat them. I got them from the farmers market, and this is the second flat of eggs that was like this. I'm just gonna say fuck it and buy eggs at the regular grocer.

:argh!:
Goddamn Farmers.
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Jasper on February 13, 2009, 05:13:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 12, 2009, 05:09:44 PM
Quote from: Racing Penguin on February 12, 2009, 12:52:36 PM
YES we did eat them. I got them from the farmers market, and this is the second flat of eggs that was like this. I'm just gonna say fuck it and buy eggs at the regular grocer.

Ohhh, the farmer's market! That explains a lot.

When we had chickens, organic, free-range, and very well-fed, we got tons of double yolks, especially during the hens' peak egg-laying years.

Life would be so dull without people telling me shit like that. :lulz:
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Raphaella on February 13, 2009, 08:28:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 12, 2009, 05:09:44 PM
Quote from: Racing Penguin on February 12, 2009, 12:52:36 PM
YES we did eat them. I got them from the farmers market, and this is the second flat of eggs that was like this. I'm just gonna say fuck it and buy eggs at the regular grocer.

Ohhh, the farmer's market! That explains a lot.

When we had chickens, organic, free-range, and very well-fed, we got tons of double yolks, especially during the hens' peak egg-laying years.

Really? So this happens often? You had chickens? So were there any that hatched twins, or did you just eat/sell the eggs? If it's a case of happy, well fed chickens then it may not be so bad. But I was thinking that perhaps they were given too much hormones or something.

Raphaella VonMercer,
Ignorant of chicken spawning ways. 
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 13, 2009, 05:12:21 PM
Quote from: Racing Penguin on February 13, 2009, 08:28:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 12, 2009, 05:09:44 PM
Quote from: Racing Penguin on February 12, 2009, 12:52:36 PM
YES we did eat them. I got them from the farmers market, and this is the second flat of eggs that was like this. I'm just gonna say fuck it and buy eggs at the regular grocer.

Ohhh, the farmer's market! That explains a lot.

When we had chickens, organic, free-range, and very well-fed, we got tons of double yolks, especially during the hens' peak egg-laying years.

Really? So this happens often? You had chickens? So were there any that hatched twins, or did you just eat/sell the eggs? If it's a case of happy, well fed chickens then it may not be so bad. But I was thinking that perhaps they were given too much hormones or something.

Raphaella VonMercer,
Ignorant of chicken spawning ways. 

We didn't have a rooster, but it is very common. I'm not sure what happens if a double-yolked egg is fertilized and incubated, but I do know that healthy young hens very often lay double-yolked eggs. It's most common in the second year of laying, and the eggs are generally larger, so when you buy eggs sorted by size the extra-large are more likely to be double-yolked.
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Raphaella on February 14, 2009, 01:17:56 AM
I see. This makes me feel a bit better about those eggs. Imagine not knowing what you do and having this happen though. We were really freaked out and put off of eggs for a while. It was a great shame too cause 000 turned me on to quiche a while back and now we loves it!
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2009, 06:37:38 PM
Yeah, more people used to be aware of double-yolked eggs because you would find them in commercial eggs occasionally too, but now the eggs are candled and double-yolked ones don't make it into shell-egg dozens in the store.
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: fomenter on February 14, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
the number of double yolks you find in restaurant eggs is pretty high, they probably don't check them as careful as ones sold by the dozen it is not uncommon for a cook to find 3 or 4 in ever flat (they become scrambled eggs)...
Title: Re: Having Sex Makes Alien Baby!
Post by: Raphaella on February 15, 2009, 12:55:38 PM
Yeah I remember the first shift cooks mentioning the abnormally large quantity of the double yolks awhile back now that you mention it. Still, I was startled.