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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 27, 2016, 08:22:14 PM

Title: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 27, 2016, 08:22:14 PM
I make squiggles for people sometimes. This week seems to be one of those times. Post here if you'd like me to make one for you, and say nasty things about the other people who post so I can make them accurate. I'll figure out some method for taking pictures of them eventually.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2016, 01:05:46 AM
I think you should do one of Alty, because he is a terrible bad man who snacks on the crispy hurt feelings of Wolf Blitzer and spends long weekends composing his inhuman desires into sonnets to be accompanied by ukelele.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Junkenstein on November 28, 2016, 11:08:10 AM
Me, slapping Roger in the face with his own tail. Possibly while shouting "j'accuse".
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 28, 2016, 08:34:07 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 28, 2016, 11:08:10 AM
Me, slapping Roger in the face with his own tail. Possibly while shouting "j'accuse".

That is not how squiggles work. I can do one for you, though.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 28, 2016, 10:20:50 PM
Wos a squiggle?

Gimme!

Junkie and Nigel are pigfuckers.

Was that okay?
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 28, 2016, 10:34:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 28, 2016, 10:20:50 PM
Junkie and Nigel are pigfuckers.

Was that okay?

It's a start!
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Junkenstein on November 28, 2016, 10:45:35 PM
I'm about as confused as P3nt, but I haven't welded my genitals to the latest homemade VR sexbot device. They'd arrest him for being inappropriate in a public place but authorities are concerned about what would happen if he was left to his own devices in a locked room for 23 hours/day. It's too close to being a reward.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2016, 12:09:14 AM
I am unsure how this works, but I think everyone agrees that the world needs a pic of me shitting on the state of Kentucky.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 29, 2016, 02:04:32 AM
How about "Roger's pogram of weaponized incontinence has gone too far."
- The people of every state bordering what's left of Kentucky, May 23 2018
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 03:42:41 PM
I clearly should not post when I've only got two brain cells to rub together. I'll have access to a scanner in a little bit and post some example squiggles.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 29, 2016, 03:59:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 03:42:41 PM
I clearly should not post when I've only got two brain cells to rub together. I'll have access to a scanner in a little bit and post some example squiggles.

Pretty sure any braincell shortage is on this end. I do look forward to seeing what you mean.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 05:34:13 PM
Here we go. These aren't squiggles for anybody you guys know. http://imgur.com/a/u3hF1
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 29, 2016, 06:54:32 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 05:34:13 PM
Here we go. These aren't squiggles for anybody you guys know. http://imgur.com/a/u3hF1

Those are NEAT!

Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 29, 2016, 07:06:54 PM
Haha, I dig it!

Junkie - When punk grew up and had to get a job it got a job smashing shit up

Nigel - People told Nigel if she had a brain she'd be dangerous. Nigel set her life's goal to developing the worlds most dangerous brain.

Roger - Knows which pieces of duct tape are holding the important parts of the universe together. Also knows just how they should be pulled to achieve maximum effect

WJ - When distressed can inflate his body to three times it's normal size and emit a piercing shriek capable of breaking windows up to half a mile away
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 09:44:11 PM
I have attempts done for Alty, Nigel, TWJ, Pent (not happy with this one yet), and Junky. Roger, do you want one now that I've clarified what a squiggle is? I won't finalize or post anything without confirmation.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2016, 09:47:22 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 09:44:11 PM
I have attempts done for Alty, Nigel, TWJ, Pent (not happy with this one yet), and Junky. Roger, do you want one now that I've clarified what a squiggle is? I won't finalize or post anything without confirmation.

I have no idea what they are, but yes.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 29, 2016, 10:20:29 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 09:44:11 PM
I have attempts done for Alty, Nigel, TWJ, Pent (not happy with this one yet), and Junky. Roger, do you want one now that I've clarified what a squiggle is? I won't finalize or post anything without confirmation.

No one's ever happy with anything to do with me. It's the nearest thing I have to a trademark  :ECH:

Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 02:05:28 AM
I was thinking about one for P3nT earlier, but got pulled away.

P3nT4gR4m- Is in fact a Time Bandit that didn't make it into the movie cuz he kept biting at the director, grips, and camerafolk between and during each take.

Will think of others.

Yes I'd like to see mine, thanks!
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 30, 2016, 04:31:28 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 02:05:28 AM
I was thinking about one for P3nT earlier, but got pulled away.

P3nT4gR4m- Is in fact a Time Bandit that didn't make it into the movie cuz he kept biting at the director, grips, and camerafolk between and during each take.

Will think of others.

Yes I'd like to see mine, thanks!

http://imgur.com/a/57PsH
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 30, 2016, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2016, 09:47:22 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 09:44:11 PM
I have attempts done for Alty, Nigel, TWJ, Pent (not happy with this one yet), and Junky. Roger, do you want one now that I've clarified what a squiggle is? I won't finalize or post anything without confirmation.

I have no idea what they are, but yes.

http://imgur.com/a/EM1j9
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 30, 2016, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 30, 2016, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2016, 09:47:22 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2016, 09:44:11 PM
I have attempts done for Alty, Nigel, TWJ, Pent (not happy with this one yet), and Junky. Roger, do you want one now that I've clarified what a squiggle is? I won't finalize or post anything without confirmation.

I have no idea what they are, but yes.

http://imgur.com/a/EM1j9

I am the asshat formerly known as Howl!  :banana:
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 06:07:44 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 30, 2016, 04:31:28 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 02:05:28 AM
I was thinking about one for P3nT earlier, but got pulled away.

P3nT4gR4m- Is in fact a Time Bandit that didn't make it into the movie cuz he kept biting at the director, grips, and camerafolk between and during each take.

Will think of others.

Yes I'd like to see mine, thanks!

http://imgur.com/a/57PsH

I like it! I don't do tats for personal reasons, but I'd get that in henna any day. I WILL have it on items one day! Thanks! :)
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Ziegejunge on November 30, 2016, 07:15:00 PM
I really like these!
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Cramulus on November 30, 2016, 10:39:31 PM
Can I has a squiggle?
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 11:06:54 PM
Cramulus- Took the ultimatum "Shit or get off the pot" as a personal and spiritual challenge and unto this very day has stalwartly managed to do neither.

Ziegejunge- Has never presented a correct phonetic spelling of that name and consequently is responsible for at least 13 of my failed angelic evocations.

Q.G. Pennyworth- Has gotten herself into an inescapable, creative meta-loop and has decided that NO price is too high to pay for fabulousness, so long as the world remembers FOREVERS!
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 30, 2016, 11:22:20 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 11:06:54 PM
Q.G. Pennyworth- Has gotten herself into an inescapable, creative meta-loop and has decided that NO price is too high to pay for fabulousness, so long as the world remembers FOREVERS!

More accurate than you can possibly know.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 11:35:22 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 30, 2016, 11:22:20 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 11:06:54 PM
Q.G. Pennyworth- Has gotten herself into an inescapable, creative meta-loop and has decided that NO price is too high to pay for fabulousness, so long as the world remembers FOREVERS!

More accurate than you can possibly know.

That is what I do.
Whether or not I wish to.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Ziegejunge on December 01, 2016, 10:22:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 11:06:54 PM
Ziegejunge- Has never presented a correct phonetic spelling of that name and consequently is responsible for at least 13 of my failed angelic evocations.

If one pronounces it in German, it translates roughly to "goat boy" or "goat kid."

If one pronounces it in Caprine, then angelic evocations are more likely to work, but I really don't think I'd recommend it...

I once dreamed of encountering a bashful satyr in the woods. No words were spoken and we didn't touch, yet I felt an odd and undeniable rapport with the creature. To this day I do not know if I encountered some aspect of myself, another entity entirely, or if my subconscious was just having a giggle and decided to make the dream feel more important than it should have been.

I'm also a Capricorn, born in the Chinese Year of the Goat, and grew up on a goat ranch.

If this insight and my sparse posts here are enough to inspire a Q.G. squiggle of my own, I'd be honored to see one!
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on December 02, 2016, 12:29:26 AM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on December 01, 2016, 10:22:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 30, 2016, 11:06:54 PM
Ziegejunge- Has never presented a correct phonetic spelling of that name and consequently is responsible for at least 13 of my failed angelic evocations.

If one pronounces it in German, it translates roughly to "goat boy" or "goat kid."

If one pronounces it in Caprine, then angelic evocations are more likely to work, but I really don't think I'd recommend it...

I once dreamed of encountering a bashful satyr in the woods. No words were spoken and we didn't touch, yet I felt an odd and undeniable rapport with the creature. To this day I do not know if I encountered some aspect of myself, another entity entirely, or if my subconscious was just having a giggle and decided to make the dream feel more important than it should have been.

I'm also a Capricorn, born in the Chinese Year of the Goat, and grew up on a goat ranch.

If this insight and my sparse posts here are enough to inspire a Q.G. squiggle of my own, I'd be honored to see one!

Soo something like "siggy-YUN-ga(gie)"?

If the creature was shy and bashful like it may have been a faun, though dreams are but more dreams.

Caprine? Wuzzat?
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Ziegejunge on December 02, 2016, 05:55:12 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 02, 2016, 12:29:26 AM

Soo something like "siggy-YUN-ga(gie)"?


Probably closer to "tsee-guh-YUN-ga," but my German is anything but authentic. "Toe-MAY-toe," "Toe-MAH-toe" and all that.

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 02, 2016, 12:29:26 AM

Caprine? Wuzzat?

cap·rine
ˈkaprīn/
adjective
of, relating to, or resembling goats.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on December 02, 2016, 06:03:24 PM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on December 02, 2016, 05:55:12 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 02, 2016, 12:29:26 AM

Soo something like "siggy-YUN-ga(gie)"?


Probably closer to "tsee-guh-YUN-ga," but my German is anything but authentic. "Toe-MAY-toe," "Toe-MAH-toe" and all that.

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 02, 2016, 12:29:26 AM

Caprine? Wuzzat?

cap·rine
ˈkaprīn/
adjective
of, relating to, or resembling goats.

So... goat-speak

Name derived from Capricorn... neat idea.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Junkenstein on December 03, 2016, 04:21:55 PM
I think I'm starting to get this.

Cram - lesser spotted bastard in charge of unpleasant mysteries related to bowels.

Ech - fanatical chef who pioneered soylent green recipes as an economic and high protein diet across the third world.

Rp/ignorant Eric - horsefucker and proud of it (I see this as your standard cdc (crudely drawn cock))

Cain - high priest of the cult of FUCK YOU. Recently drafted to deal with brexit by top men. Currently imprisoned in a warehouse explaining what eu legislation actually means to Boris.

Shandor - spends all possible waking time molesting children's toys. More proud about this than he should be.

Trivial - keeper of pictures of unexplainable circumstances and origin. They are provided by an intricate network of sex pests and other degenerates.


Any good?
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 04, 2016, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 03, 2016, 04:21:55 PM
I think I'm starting to get this.

Cram - lesser spotted bastard in charge of unpleasant mysteries related to bowels.

Ech - fanatical chef who pioneered soylent green recipes as an economic and high protein diet across the third world.

Rp/ignorant Eric - horsefucker and proud of it (I see this as your standard cdc (crudely drawn cock))

Cain - high priest of the cult of FUCK YOU. Recently drafted to deal with brexit by top men. Currently imprisoned in a warehouse explaining what eu legislation actually means to Boris.

Shandor - spends all possible waking time molesting children's toys. More proud about this than he should be.

Trivial - keeper of pictures of unexplainable circumstances and origin. They are provided by an intricate network of sex pests and other degenerates.


Any good?

Very much in the right theme! One of the issues I run into with these is the very limited vocabulary I'm playing with (only a couple dozen symbols to mash together) and if I make up new things I have to figure out how to remember them. Today is a cleaning day, but tomorrow I'm going to be on creative stuff. If anyone has something for Ziegejunge besides "goatfucker" I'd appreciate it (no offense, Ziegejunge, we don't seem to interact much and I haven't got a good mental image of you yet).

ALSO, I need to tidy yours up Junky but if you're cool I'll post it when I get a sec. Pent's is finally looking better, too.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Junkenstein on December 04, 2016, 10:55:36 PM
Sure, I can't see any reason why not. Unless it's just a cdc in which case I'd encourage you to send it to my local MP.
Title: Re: Squiggles
Post by: Ziegejunge on December 05, 2016, 06:08:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 04, 2016, 06:59:04 PM
If anyone has something for Ziegejunge besides "goatfucker" I'd appreciate it (no offense, Ziegejunge, we don't seem to interact much and I haven't got a good mental image of you yet).

No offense taken! At the risk of outing myself, I share my first and last name with a British fellow who was indeed actually arrested for goatfucking. That layer of goat-related synchronicity is giggle-worthy to say the least. Hail Discordia, etc.!

No pressure and no rush! I'd rather you take your time with my squiggle and create it once the time is right and you feel you know me a bit better. I'm still relatively new here, and quiet to boot. I also tend to believe good things come to those who wait, and I like to think I know how to exercise patience when warranted.

In the meantime, keep up the excellent artistic expressions! I enjoy seeing your work!