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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Verbal Mike on February 19, 2008, 09:57:47 PM

Title: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Verbal Mike on February 19, 2008, 09:57:47 PM
Just a thought - why are we accustomed to portraying She Who Done It All as beautiful?
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Verbal Mike on February 19, 2008, 10:17:09 PM
This thought inspired a (very) short story I just wrote:

   Saint Verbatim was stoned one day, idly jacking off in the privacy of his own room, when Eris walked in on him. He clumsily zipped up and straightened up, as he recognized her immediately... But something seemed amiss.
   "My Goddess woman, you're hideous!", he exclaimed in shock.
   "I bed your pardon?"
   "You are bloody damned ugly. Gaah. What ever happened to the whole 'beautiful wicked woman' thing you had going?
   "Eh, I decided to shake off that meme."
   "Just like that?"
   "Goddess of Chaos and Confusion, remember?"
   "Yeah, but, I mean, damn. That's fucking hideous."
   "You're repeating yourself Verb."
   "Meh. Well, if you're here you must want something from me. I'd kinda like to get back to, you know..."
   "Nah, just wanted to startle you, shake things up a little, you know, whatever. Bye ass-wipe."
   "Bye, dog-face."
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: hooplala on February 19, 2008, 11:37:45 PM
Only modern Discordians describe her as beautiful.  The Greeks thought she was hideous.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: nostalgicBadger on February 19, 2008, 11:45:53 PM
I suppose that since I view the existence of any god or goddess as a spiritual matter, and all spiritual matters apart from the physical realm, Eris exists in my mind as a concept or a feeling. Since I find the concept rather pleasing, I suppose Eris is rather pleasing?

It's true though that the Greeks thought she was ugly as sin.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: hooplala on February 20, 2008, 12:03:55 AM
Although, go look at that drawing of her thumbing her nose in the other thread...  I'd tap that.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Cain on February 20, 2008, 02:19:12 AM
Her appearance, like all the Greek Gods, is subject to change based on personal whim.  When personifying her worst aspects, yes she was hideous.  Equally, at other times, she could pass for Athena when on the battlefield or personifying competition between artists and traders.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Kurt Christ on February 20, 2008, 02:24:38 AM
I'd say we (that is, Discordians) portray Eris as being beautiful because we find what she embodies beautiful, and we would imagine her as being rather ugly if we weren't enamoured with chaos.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Jasper on February 20, 2008, 02:55:26 AM
I'd portray Eris as beautiful just because it's my BIP and I'll idealize if I want to.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: hooplala on February 20, 2008, 03:21:52 AM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 20, 2008, 02:55:26 AM
I'd portray Eris as beautiful just because it's my BIP and I'll idealize if I want to.

(http://www.thimble.ca/wp-images/posts/mittens1.jpg)


Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Cain on February 20, 2008, 03:24:35 AM
"I'll just make up historically inaccurate shit because no-one will call me on it"

:x
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Jasper on February 20, 2008, 03:53:24 AM
Yeah, but honestly.  If you're not being paid to do art, the only reward is having something pretty afterwards.  I generally don't draw ugly things unless I'm in the mood to, which is rare.

Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 20, 2008, 04:56:12 AM
I like Eris as beautiful cause I'm a pervert
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2008, 07:28:51 AM
I'll fap to that!
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: LMNO on February 20, 2008, 01:22:26 PM
I think of Eris as an ugly bitch and I still fap to it!

(http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpg)

:fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: hooplala on February 20, 2008, 01:35:45 PM
Wasn't that one of Diabo Salazar's old avatars?
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: LMNO on February 20, 2008, 01:38:17 PM
Yes.  I firmly* believe that Diabo was one of Eris' many secret identities.

















*[/RWHN]
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: AFK on February 20, 2008, 02:03:36 PM
Yeah it seems more likely a somewhat unappealing figure would be responsible for all of this.  I mean look at what Janet Reno did in Waco. 
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: LMNO on February 20, 2008, 02:11:26 PM
Janet Reno is HAWT.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: hooplala on February 20, 2008, 02:11:49 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: AFK on February 20, 2008, 02:15:15 PM
Quote from: Stevie Wonder
Janet Reno is HAWT.

Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Vene on February 23, 2008, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: nostalgicBadger on February 19, 2008, 11:45:53 PM
It's true though that the Greeks thought she was ugly as sin.

Then it's a good thing I think sin is beautiful.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Agrippa on February 27, 2008, 04:53:03 PM
Maybe shes not a photomodel. But shes beautifull because she has a great personality.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Alucard on February 27, 2008, 09:22:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 20, 2008, 01:22:26 PM
I think of Eris as an ugly bitch and I still fap to it!

(http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpg)

:fap: :fap: :fap:
thats just wrong...
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Reeducation on March 03, 2008, 09:51:47 AM
Quote from: Alucard on February 27, 2008, 09:22:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 20, 2008, 01:22:26 PM
I think of Eris as an ugly bitch and I still fap to it!

(http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpg)

:fap: :fap: :fap:
thats just wrong...

Yeah, in a good way.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Penumbral on March 04, 2008, 04:28:08 AM
I fucking beautiful:

(http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/330/5/f/eris_discordia_by_Followers_of_Eris.jpg)

(best if you full size it)
http://followers-of-eris.deviantart.com/art/eris-discordia-12617193
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 04, 2008, 01:14:37 PM
cool!
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: hooplala on March 04, 2008, 01:36:44 PM
(http://848604.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/eris_by_malaclypse2000.jpg)
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: rev_lady_mal on March 10, 2008, 04:54:28 AM
This is what the Greeks believed she looked like

(http://g.photos.cx/ERIS_1A-37.GIF)

I like how she's thumbing her nose
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:57:19 AM
Quote from: rev_lady_mal on March 10, 2008, 04:54:28 AM
This is what the Greeks believed she looked like

(http://g.photos.cx/ERIS_1A-37.GIF)

I like how she's thumbing her nose

I would hit it.  Twice.
Title: Re: Ugly Eris?
Post by: hooplala on March 10, 2008, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: rev_lady_mal on March 10, 2008, 04:54:28 AM
This is what the Greeks believed she looked like

(http://g.photos.cx/ERIS_1A-37.GIF)

I like how she's thumbing her nose


................................................thanks.