Today A Pixie was taken to the dentists and had an extraction done.
then she did demand Mittens and Nail Polish.
also- pictures from Pix's phone.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Tarot/OoooooNewShoes.jpg)
the shoes pix did not bring cos they wouldn't fit in her bag.
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Snowman Syn welcoming Pix on her way up to Stonehaven
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After DENTAL SURGERY she took this picture of a seagull shiteing on Rabbie Burns Heid. We were on our way to buy:
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MITTENS! But not just mittens....
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INSTANTLY CONVERT TO FUCKMITTENS FOR NO EXTRA COST!
Overall, Pixie handled the whole "TAKE TO DENTIST AND VANDALISE HER MOUTH" as a first date pretty well. The medications and such messed her up for sleep like, especially after I fed her soup and cut-up-sammiches (tiny triangles for side mouth chewage), and I ended up just falling asleep as well. Now we are both b0rked the circadian rhythm. I have not yet been punished for the whole incident. Now we are both awake, and Pixie has been hyper as all hell whenever she's not sleeping. Put the mittens on her and it's amplified all the way up to 11.
(x-posted from poee
Are those BAI's shades?
No, they aren't any more. They aren't even mine any more. There is something about those shades and petty theft/ bartering. :D
Mittens! Seagull poomp! Purple shades! Dental surgery!
Brits sure know how to make a romantic outing work.
I read something earlier about Payne giving great head, so something was done right.
No pics of that, though. :cry:
Quote from: LMNO on December 30, 2009, 04:18:33 PM
I read something earlier about Payne giving great head, so something was done right.
No pics of that, though. :cry:
:postpics:
This thread made me happy. :)
Me too! :) I'm so happy you guys finally met up
in other news,
christ, are those VHS cassettes on the wall? I knew scots were primitive, but I didn't know they were VHS primitive.
aye fawkin cunts pit me heid mag na lauf an kip tha boo-bah ye piss mach cunts!
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whatta ya MEAN ye dun haff Braveheart on LASER DISC?
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Quote from: Cramulus on December 30, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
Me too! :) I'm so happy you guys finally met up
in other news,
christ, are those VHS cassettes on the wall? I knew scots were primitive, but I didn't know they were VHS primitive.
aye fawkin cunts pit me heid mag na lauf an kip tha boo-bah ye piss mach cunts!
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whatta ya MEAN ye dun haff Braveheart on LASER DISC?
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Pix> those are actually dead tree format books, and payne has assured me I will properly be taken oot in some semblance of class or something before I go home, and the extra the backup pretty outfit shall not be wasted.
also I cannot take the cold, I has been tested and proven to be non scottish.
Also it seems I have affected local weather conditions, on my first day up it was nice and warm. (the warmest it had been for about 3 - 4 weeks) and after dental surgery moar snow rain hail and an avalanche on Ben Nevis killed 2 men.
LESSON- DO NEVAR TEK A PIXIE TO THE VETS. Keep happy for sunshine.
Today I am feeling much better and made some funny cakes and Jamaican Jerk Chicken with Brown Rice and beans, and roast vegetables in gravy with salad for Payne and Payne's Mum. I managed to eat all of it (yay!) and payne practically snorted his.
STOOPID WORK BLOCKING PICS!!!! i want to see cuteness. :p
Pix: Why go home? There's nothing there but English people.
Rog has a point, Pix. Also: awwwww. Also: great mittens!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2009, 10:02:02 PM
Pix: Why go home? There's nothing there but English people.
Because when I return to The West, The South Central and East will need a Pix.
> Pix: I have to go home :cry: i just signed a six month lease on a tiny wee box and have work on Monday.
And as Froggypance rightly points out, I has to go home and represent the Hampshire Discordian Massive, innit bruv.
Payne is coming back down in a month's time tho, for my 30th birthday and Divorce celebration and also maybe South Coast Meatup. that bit depends on other discordian spags.
BAI- :lulz:
were going out for new years to watch nutters fling fireballs about and then dump em into teh harbour. moar pics then, and payne has just shaped his beard along the guidelines of the Beardalogical Society.
Also due to dental surgery we have not got drunk ONCE!
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on December 31, 2009, 10:47:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2009, 10:02:02 PM
Pix: Why go home? There's nothing there but English people.
Because when I return to The West, The South Central and East will need a Pix.
No they will not. They eat boiled mush and their beer is nasty warm stuff with bits of pond life in it.
They are heathens, and Pix does not need to return. Fuck the lease and fuck your job. They are merely anchors keeping you in the ass boil of Southern England. There are other jobs, and your landlord can piss up a rope.
If I had my way, the whole South of England, minus Cornwall, would break off and sink into the ocean. And the Royal Navy would be there to machine gun the survivors as they frantically swim for the ships.
The end.
PIX
DID PAYNE PUT OUT?
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 31, 2009, 07:22:51 PM
PIX
DID PAYNE PUT OUT?
She said something about him having a 9" tongue and being able to breathe through his ears.
EDIT: Roger's was funnier.
I am quite drunk, and yes ladies he does put out on a first date.
We have just return'd from our new years celebrations somewhat quite drunk.
pics when i can find my phone cable, i had to wear my wellies, luckily they match the dress i am as of yet still wearing.
i accidentally ordered a £4 shot of whiskey. Payne agreed that it was soem VERY fine Irish whiskey.
No one has attempted to punch me but some dude in the pub tried to troll me by speaking french at me. I was stoned and therefore not caring. also being able ito instantly translate and answer in english.
on the way back we did get a burger. I'm not entirely sure if it counts as a true monstrosity of scottish cuisine cos i had canned pineapple chunks on it and anyway you look at it it's still fruit.
I still eyed the doner kebab with temptation.
and scottish rosebushes assaulted my white dress with rose pattern on it.
Is me, Payne: I have for you pictures-
A Fire Ball is essentially a Ball of Fire. This is what it looks like:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Tarot/BallOfFire.jpg)
Here are what more balls of fire look like:
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(I bet you loved that shit you dirty slags)
After watching the balls and the fire, we walked home, past the official Stonehaven Residence of His Ever Lasting Gloryholeness, The Imperial Lord And Mastur of Scotland, P3nT4gR4m:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Tarot/WhosHousePentsHouse.jpg)
Pixie roused the entire (and terribly loyal) town of Stonehaven with the mighty and patriotic cries of "Who's House?! P3NT'S HOUSE!". We later were forced to take refuge in the Station Hotel which, on reflection, was probably not a step in the right direction (it's just..... it's just so terrible and orange). There were also Purple Mittens reported at the scene.
Moar pictures, but they are destined for higher duties and callings.
Well, that's Pixie back off to Southampton now :cry:.
I learned several things about her while she was up:
She has a birthmark on her belleh that looks suspiciously like a golden apple.
She appears to have some form of influence on local weather patterns, particularly when grumpy.
Scientific tests have appeared to completely confirm that she is in fact a soft Englisher and also very much female.
It is possible to recover from a disastrous first "date" at the dentist, as long as there is Drambuie involved.
She has discovered the perfect way to say the word "Mittens" that will cover ANY meatspace eventuality. It's kinda like miiiiTTTUUNNS, a cross between pleading and demanding thereof.
Quote from: Payne on January 01, 2010, 01:41:03 AM
I still eyed the boner kebab with temptation.
:spluff: :jihaad:
The way home-
Said goodbye to a payne @ Stonehaven station, it was sad. :cry: also I was kind of tired as did not sleep very well last night.
Then went south on a train with not enough luggage racks toward Edinburgh. This yet again resulted in me being on a sardine like train with some cunts backpack trying to suffocate me or wedge my headphones into my neck or chin until i finally got off at said station, swearing and yelling "FUCKmittuUNNSSS." struggling with the excessively heavy pack late onto the station, so less time for grabbing food or ciggies on my epic 11.5 hour trip. So I prioritise by grabbing a chai latte and a bagel at the Edithburgh Waverley bagely place me Payne and Trip got coffe from in August (i stole extra sticks too Trip) half a ciggie and found my train. the latte NEEDED MOAR SPICED RUM! Eve has been to said bagel kiosk also.
Scotland was all covered in snow, but it really got bad just south of Edinburgh where it was thick fog and sunshine on snow, just pretty much sky to ground white wth shades of grey and the sign that that might be a plant or a fencepost, from Cumbria to Penrith the North of England looked like a big fluffy duvet. At Penrith I was overcome with the urge to call Payne and shout "MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT" as we had watched Withnail and I a couple of days previously, and yanno, any excuse to shout obscene things on a train!
Seeing as how all the trains were stupidly fucking crowded I decided to take my reservations from Birmingham, instead of risking it in Wolverhampton the stop before. Im not doing THAT again. it was basically the same train. But by Birmingham all the large luggage racks were full and finding space for the pack was nigh on impossible.
the train was late again to that connection and I had no time to eat , so got some fresh air and a cig there, got the pack into a spare seat and settled in for teh last leg, My train was late into Southampton Central, where my mum was waiting for me, she took me to get calzone and some cash before coming back to my cold flat and Bisc, the guy who lives downstairs and provides me with Internets gave me a joint and heled me up the stairs with the epic heavy backpack.
Then I took off my nail polish for work tomorrow and am about to dig out clean clothes, I think i will sleep well tonight, if only because of exhaustion.
Sounds like a crappy journey home. I'm just going to go ahead and rerecommend the living in the same town suggestion.
There can be nothing cuter in the whole fucking world than Payne and Pixie... holy crap the cuteness just made me shit myself. BRB
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:10:05 AM
There can be nothing cuter in the whole fucking world than Payne and Pixie... holy crap the cuteness just made me shit myself. BRB
Absofuckinglutely, I thought it was cholera at first!
I cannot stand how cute Payne and Pix are. I think I might melt into a puddle. Aw fuck...someone get a bucket!
Quote from: FP on January 04, 2010, 02:36:23 AM
Sounds like a crappy journey home. I'm just going to go ahead and rerecommend the living in the same town suggestion.
might be a long term aim, but seeing as I'm planning top go to Uni within the next 2 years it makes it a little tricky deciding who is moving where. :sad:
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 04, 2010, 09:19:03 PM
Quote from: FP on January 04, 2010, 02:36:23 AM
Sounds like a crappy journey home. I'm just going to go ahead and rerecommend the living in the same town suggestion.
might be a long term aim, but seeing as I'm planning top go to Uni within the next 2 years it makes it a little tricky deciding who is moving where. :sad:
Make him move. Scotland's air is too thin and full of heroin, anyway.
uber cuteness going on here and in irc.....PAYNE MOVE TO LONDON.
Quote from: -Kel- on January 04, 2010, 10:57:43 PM
uber cuteness going on here and in irc.....PAYNE MOVE TO LONDON.
london is horrible expensive and smelly.
Bristol is nice.
move to Holland :evil:
Nothing would ever get done in Holland!
and besides we both need passports to go anywhere.
Add to this the fact he's technically a Canadian and its maybe not as easy to just bum round Europe for Payne.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 05, 2010, 01:14:45 AM
Add to this the fact he's technically a Canadian
:crankey:
Quote from: Payne on January 05, 2010, 02:19:18 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:14:42 AM
Quote from: Payne on January 05, 2010, 01:50:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 01:17:23 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 05, 2010, 01:14:45 AM
Add to this the fact he's technically a Canadian
:crankey:
:crankey:
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What part of the frozen wastes are you from, again?
I was born in a little town outside of Vancouver called Chilliwack. I only lived in Canada as a babby for a year and a bit though.
Quote from: Payne on January 05, 2010, 02:22:08 AM
I was born in a little town outside of Vancouver called Chilliwack. I only lived in Canada as a babby for a year and a bit though.
That's all it takes. I spent the first third of my life in Newfoundland, and look how fucked up I am.
You mean it doesn't wash off, no matter how hard you scrub?
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Quote from: Payne on January 05, 2010, 02:32:41 AM
You mean it doesn't wash off, no matter how hard you scrub?
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:lulz:
Quote from: Payne on January 05, 2010, 02:32:41 AM
You mean it doesn't wash off, no matter how hard you scrub?
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:lulz:
Yes, that's precisely what I mean.
like a syrup of the mind.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 05, 2010, 02:57:52 AM
like a syrup of the mind.
And it turns your beard grey, which explains Manitoba, where all the women have grey beards.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 02:58:50 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 05, 2010, 02:57:52 AM
like a syrup of the mind.
And it turns your beard grey, which explains Manitoba, where all the women have grey beards.
Manitoba is a very friendly place to visit. All summertime tourists are assigned a group of 200 mosquitoes upon their arrival, which stay with them for the duration of their visit. They're big, they buzz, and they can only be killed with concentrated rifle fire (grenades work too).
Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 05, 2010, 07:44:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 02:58:50 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 05, 2010, 02:57:52 AM
like a syrup of the mind.
And it turns your beard grey, which explains Manitoba, where all the women have grey beards.
Manitoba is a very friendly place to visit. All summertime tourists are assigned a group of 200 mosquitoes upon their arrival, which stay with them for the duration of their visit. They're big, they buzz, and they can only be killed with concentrated rifle fire (grenades work too).
Yeah, I spent a year there one month.
bump for anniversary :mrgreen:
Congrats!
we are going out for a nice meal at a Japanese resturaunt later and then tomorrow Payne is taking me shopping for my present in the sales.
Awwwww...Happy Anniversary! :D
I AM DRUNK AMD DINNER WAS GREAT
we had champagne and gyoza and other good stuffs.
Happy Anniversary!
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 27, 2010, 09:01:13 PM
I AM DRUNK AMD DINNER WAS GREAT
we had champagne and gyoza and other good stuffs.
What manner of stuff is that?
Fried dumplings, aka 'pot stickers'
(http://www.ricebowlchico.com/Menu_large/Gyoza.jpg)
Congrats on the anniversary, Payne and Pixie!
Quote from: Telarus on December 28, 2010, 01:51:01 AM
Fried dumplings, aka 'pot stickers'
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No, they're in England. It has to be something hairier.
Ah, anniversaries are always worth celebrating. Congratulations you two. :)
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, YOU FUCKING CUTELINGS!
CONGRATS :D
CONGTRATULATIONS AND ALL, I NEVER TOLD YOU TWO HOW CUTE YOU ARE BUT HERE YOU ARE NOW SO
:3
Congrats to you both! I've seen a lot of good things between good folks go bad, but you two are the kind that give me faith in people.