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A link, for the good Doktor:

http://www.neatorama.com/spotlight/2010/02/13/7-mad-science-experiments-you-can-do-at-home-but-probably-shouldnt/

Interesting, but there are no death rays.  Or giant mutant animals.

I mean, any fucking banker or oil exec can take over the world, just by buying it.  I want to do it in style.

no complete loss of motor skill or sense of social intelligence.

For you, maybe.

When I smoke pot, I'm pretty much worthless for the rest of the day.

SAME.

I wonder what you guys that dont have that, what your secret is?

"No brain, no effect."
- Boris Badanov.

Remember when we were glad to see fomenter?

Yeah, neither do I.

i usually just eat it.
same goes for sunburned skin.

no point in letting those calories go to waste.

me too. must be a dutch thing.

And there are no homeless people in Holland.

Coincidence?  I think not.

I have recently started using Cramulan as a verb.

I've been using it as an adjective. 

Dok,
Doin' it wrong.

I read a quote from Alan Moore in which he said "if you're on the CIA's list of people to assassinate, then you're fine. But if you have a name similar to someone who's on that list, then you're dead." I think you and Mr. Moore are on a similar page.

My version of it is, "If the CIA wants you dead, you're safe as houses...But all your neighbors are dead meat."

Finding people who care is rare at all. Weren't we called 'Generation Don't Care' for a reason?

No, it's Generation FUCK YOU, I DON'T CARE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

Aggressive apathy, if you will.

The satisfaction only lasts as long as it takes the secret police to find you.

Judging from history, I'm not too worried.

I remember reading somewhere that small numbers of polars were migrating south because of the melting ice, and were mating with grizzy's in Candada. Is this true or was it just bullshit? The idea of polar/grizzly hybrids makes me smile.

If so, we need to capture them, put jagged steel caps on their teeth and claws, and release them.

In Tucson.

Is it wrong that I think living in a city like this would give life more savor?

Fuck yes.  Morning stars for EVERYBODY!

If so, we need to capture them, put jagged steel caps on their teeth and claws, and release them.

Agreed, though I'm not sure they'll really need them. But when has that ever had anything to do with anything.

Not everything has to be about NEED.  Sometimes WANT and JUST FOR CHEAP KICKS are okay.

Damn Dok, that was a beautiful eulogy.

Alot of things are messed, but is it hopeless? Who knows. Aren't things done well in a mob?

Sure.  Find me a mob.

I've so had it with the complaceny of people in general that it pleases me to contemplate that we're finally getting the government we deserve.

I remember reading somewhere that small numbers of polars were migrating south because of the melting ice, and were mating with grizzy's in Candada. Is this true or was it just bullshit? The idea of polar/grizzly hybrids makes me smile.

If so, we need to capture them, put jagged steel caps on their teeth and claws, and release them.

In Tucson.

this is the stupidest thread made all week

A meaningless thread in Apple Talk?  We can't have THAT.  

I didn't read that as an objection to the thread... more of an accolade. THIS THREAD WINS APPLE TALK.

I like this.

And yeah, TFY,S would be a great place for it.

Righteo.

Also, Enki...on a serious note, kill the beard.  It's not thick enough, and looks like hell.

Just saying.

YOU MAY

          look kinda dorky

BUT THE BEARD

          is totally cute, you're like a little woodland puckish thing. Roger apparently goes for the bearish type.

Apparently somebody here likes chicken.

wut