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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Zef on November 17, 2010, 01:10:37 AM

Title: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Zef on November 17, 2010, 01:10:37 AM
This damn management here is slow as a Jehovah's Witness walking to the next door.  Approve me, dammit.  I will be a very valuable influence to this board.  My presence will raise your illiteracy level.  Is my approval going to be a Solsmas present, for Frie's sake?  Do you need both hands?  Answer the goddam door.

Ah, hell, posting is for trolley-chicks, anyway.  I'm leaving to screw some Mormons.
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 03:15:29 AM
 :?
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Freeky on November 17, 2010, 03:16:35 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 03:15:29 AM
:?

Troll.
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: hooplala on November 18, 2010, 02:36:33 PM
What a pathetic attempt.
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: AFK on November 18, 2010, 03:17:04 PM
You haven't acheived Level 3 yet. 
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Whatever on November 18, 2010, 04:29:27 PM
Also, on the list of pre-requirements for approval you have failed to do the following...

#1 - Proper sacrifice must be offered to the board Holy men =/= neener neener in pm

#17 - Shave all body hair and dance naked in the streets =/= Does not equal putting on a flesh colored body suit and running up and down your corridor. Video rejected.

#29 - Fill the liquer cabinet by the pool =/= Bringing a six pack of Old Milwaukee with three empty bottles in it.

#35 - Provide 37 virgins to dance and make merry =/= a video of mommy and me playtime.

I'm still checking things off, any help would be appreciated...   :)
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Triple Zero on November 18, 2010, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: Zef on November 17, 2010, 01:10:37 AM
This damn management here is slow as a Jehovah's Witness walking to the next door.  Approve me, dammit.  I will be a very valuable influence to this board.  My presence will raise your illiteracy level.  Is my approval going to be a Solsmas present, for Frie's sake?  Do you need both hands?  Answer the goddam door.

Ah, hell, posting is for trolley-chicks, anyway.  I'm leaving to screw some Mormons.

Um, if you could post this, you're approved.

Also, afaik, approving new members usually happens within 6-12 hours of registration, thanks to the wider timezone distribution of our Admin-team :)
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:10:43 PM
And he has to do a quest for Nigel.

Don't forget that one.
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Whatever on November 18, 2010, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:10:43 PM
And he has to do a quest for Nigel.

Don't forget that one.

Damn, that was #2 - He forged her signature apparantly  :lulz:
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Phox on November 18, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 08:05:42 PM
Quote from: Phox on November 18, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?

You hang out on trolleys?
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Whatever on November 18, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 08:05:42 PM
Quote from: Phox on November 18, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?

You hang out on trolleys?

That was the first thing I thought of too.....  Then it went to the old Rice or Roni commercial where the girl was hanging off the trolley singing...  OK I'm old!  :|
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Phox on November 18, 2010, 09:58:47 PM
Trolleys are the greatest form of transportation invented by monkeys.
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: themenniss on November 19, 2010, 12:28:39 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 18, 2010, 09:58:47 PM
Trolleys are the greatest form of transportation invented by monkeys.
their steering is most excellent.
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Dane$$a on November 21, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
Wait so I have to get approved by the management before I post anything here or was I approved when my account was activated?
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 11:27:39 PM
(http://www.miqel.com/images_1/esozone_2008/free_speech-zone.jpg)
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Triple Zero on November 21, 2010, 11:47:23 PM
Yes, you were approved when your account was activated. I'm not really sure what Zef is going on about, we can't approve him any further than we already did.
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 21, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
Wait so I have to get approved by the management before I post anything here or was I approved when my account was activated?
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2010, 09:46:08 PM
I approve of Zef both as a poster and as a human being.
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2010, 09:49:19 PM
Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 11:27:39 PM
(http://www.miqel.com/images_1/esozone_2008/free_speech-zone.jpg)

Can I use?
Title: Re: How long before I'm approved!?
Post by: Telarus on November 23, 2010, 01:29:27 AM
Go for it!

That was one of the Mindfuck Posters we had scattered around the grounds of EsoZone '09.  :lulz:

I do have to admit (and Johnny Brainwash and I feel terrible about this), but we nearly gave Antero Alli's girlfriend a heart attack/anxiety attack because she thought it was real when she first showed up. She was seriously looking over her shoulder for Feds for 4-5 hours. Took her half a day to ask some-one about it.