Charlie Hebdo staff find light relief with pigeon droppings on François Hollande (http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/jan/12/charlie-hebdo-staff-light-relief-pigeon-droppings-francois-hollande)
I propose the formation of the Order of the Holy Pigeon. Also, where in the holy books can I find the proper procedure for starting the canonisation process?
You think of someone you want to canonize, then you canonize them.
The trick is finding the proper cannon
Hm, thinking about this. Would it do?
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I would imagine so.