(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/Goofus_and_Gallan1.jpg)
More to follow.
sexy awesome
:lulz:
This thread is destined for great things.
I like this. BBL imagesearching for more.
Found one that doesn't even need to be updated.
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2006/goofusandgallantnochang.png)
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2418/goofusngallant21st0001.png)
:lulz:
Nice, Coyote.
Quote from: Net on March 02, 2012, 12:49:27 AM
:lulz:
Nice, Coyote.
Thanks.
I hope other people pick up and run with this before I accidently WOMP energies and ZOMGWTFDADA Goofus and Gallant.
Who knew they used to be elves.
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4360/goofusngallant21st0002.png)
:lol:
If you can find an image that goes with these, I salute you.
Goofus supports gay rights.
Gallant shoves rent boys in the dumpsters they were born in.*
Goofus got VD from some hooker on the park strip.
Gallant puts cigarettes out on high class call girls.
*Jesus that's awful. I'm sorry.
HOLY FUCK.
^to whole thread so far
Also, I used to read Highlights when I was a youngun, but I guess those neurons were either reprogrammed or pissed out. I don't remember these guys.
(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/7046/goofusandgallant6.png)
@QG RIGHT ON!!!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/SpoofusGallant.png)
Sorry the text came out waay tiner than I thought. Enlargement makes things too blurry.
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/747/goofusandgallant5.png)
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/goofus1.png)
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/goofus2.png)
ETA: Oops, got the date wrong on that last one. Oh well.
Here's another one to make up for it:
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/goofus3.png)
I think I'll be making these all night.
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/goofus4.png)
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3712/goofusandgallant1.png)
It occurs to me that these would make great posters.
That last one could be used as a gay thing, too.
Goofus is resistant to The Cure Gallant is happy to be rid of his deviancy.
I concur.
I, for one, am glad that I'm actually being somewhat productive for a change.
Quote from: Kween Gojeerah Peneewurth on March 02, 2012, 04:55:21 AM
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3712/goofusandgallant1.png)
I dig this one bunches.
:cramstipated:
I just want to cut the top off that one and make a bumper sticker. No explanation, just "Goofus cries when he's injured" and Gallant enjoys the pain." Brilliant.
What I love about that one is that it reminds you that they're really just kids.
The original of that one reads:
When Goofus falls and scrapes his knees, he gets up angry. When Gallant scrapes his knees, he gets up smiling.
Goofus cries when his mother removes a splinter. Gallant takes it bravely.
"I'm afraid it will hurt." "It doesn't hurt much, I'm not scared."
Yes, children, feeling pain and fear makes you a bad person.
Went a little silly with this one:
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/goofus5.png)
These are wonderful!
...And I'm done with the silliness for now.
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/goofus6.png)
I fucking love these.
Fucking hell...
I feel really bad about it. But the art. It had subtext.
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on March 02, 2012, 07:05:40 AM
I feel really bad about it. But the art. It had subtext.
Don't feel bad about it.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/SpoofusBeatings.png)
I am really not a fan of the newer art for Goofus and Gallant, and the comics are less "sit down, shut up, and play the game" and more "don't be a dick," so it's really not as much fun.
This entire thread is made up of mittens and win.
(http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/9617/goofusandgallant3.png)
another take on this one.
I don't know why Goofus and Gallant are living in Nazi Germany, but here's another one:
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5281/goofusandgallant4.png)
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 02, 2012, 05:45:50 AM
The original of that one reads:
When Goofus falls and scrapes his knees, he gets up angry. When Gallant scrapes his knees, he gets up smiling.
Goofus cries when his mother removes a splinter. Gallant takes it bravely.
"I'm afraid it will hurt." "It doesn't hurt much, I'm not scared."
Yes, children, feeling pain and fear makes you a bad person.
lol, really? That's awful. I was trying to think of what could have been there that didn't sound awful, but no dice. And apparently there was none.
Alternatively on the top: "Goofus is upset that he tore his favorite pair of jeans." "Gallant knows Mom and Dad will just buy him another pair or two"
Goofus's easy going ways ensure enjoyment of life and appreciation of health.
Gallant's type a behavior has given him and ulcer and ground his teeth into the gumline.
Damn, the back issue feature on highlights' site isn't there. There are only so many of these that made it to google.
Roger called me about these last night. And they are just as awful/wonderful as he said. :lulz:
A bunch of these images 404 now. Anyone have copies?
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 11, 2015, 04:57:11 AM
A bunch of these images 404 now. Anyone have copies?
I was just thinking of posting the same thing. Anyone?
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=oa.1884952738425168&type=1
Attaching my blanks