Cuddlefish has an AMAZING COOK BOOK! It can make all sorts of weird-ass shit out of random ingredients! Here's the problem: all the pages have faded, and it's up to you guys to try and re-fill them with crazy recipes!
Here's how you do it:
1) Post a list of items, it can be long or short.
2) I'll tell you if your list of items is a recipe from the AMAZING COOK BOOK.
3) If it IS: you'll be awarded points. You'll get 1 point from recipes that make green things. You'll get 3 points for blue things, and you'll get 5 points for red things.
4) If it IS NOT: You will lose 1 point (you CAN have negative points!).
5) Once the book is filled (23 recipes) points will be tallied, and a new MASTER CHEF will be declared!
5a) You can only make one guess per post (highlight or bold your list so I can separate it from the rest of your post). And you cannot make another guess until at least two other people (not counting my posts) have made guesses. (posting out of turn will cost you 3 points.)
Here's some recipes that I can still make out:
Chaos + Frankfurters + No bun + Orbital Mind Lazors + Who's Driving Car +
Demented Pterodactyls = Green Fnord
Pills + Chi + Eggs + The Cool Kids = Blue Pie
Cotton + Flour + Vanilla + Kellog's Cornflakes + Butter Knife = Red Cake
SCORE-BOARD:
Cainad: -5
Queen Gojira: -3
Coyote: -1
Perineal Sponge: -2
Freeky: -1
Demo-Squid: -1
TGRR: -1
Cumin + Postmodernist wankery + aspartame + asps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asp_(reptile)) + asparagus = ???
Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:18:28 PM
Cumin + Postmodernist wankery + aspartame + asps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asp_(reptile)) + asparagus = ???
All that makes is a big mess. You know you're gonna have to clean all that up, right?
No point loss, because you had the balls to post first.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 18, 2012, 07:23:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:18:28 PM
Cumin + Postmodernist wankery + aspartame + asps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asp_(reptile)) + asparagus = ???
All that makes is a big mess. You know you're gonna have to clean all that up, right?
No point loss, because you had the balls to post first.
:sadbanana: and :banana:
ok ok ok I got it this time
Whole wheat flour + kosher salt + quadratic equations + FIVE TONS OF FLAX + that awkward moment when you remember something really funny and you're sitting there with a big doofy grin on your face and people are wondering what the hell you're smiling about and you don't know how to explain = ???
Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 18, 2012, 07:23:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:18:28 PM
Cumin + Postmodernist wankery + aspartame + asps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asp_(reptile)) + asparagus = ???
All that makes is a big mess. You know you're gonna have to clean all that up, right?
No point loss, because you had the balls to post first.
:sadbanana: and :banana:
ok ok ok I got it this time
Whole wheat flour + kosher salt + quadratic equations + FIVE TONS OF FLAX + that awkward moment when you remember something really funny and you're sitting there with a big doofy grin on your face and people are wondering what the hell you're smiling about and you don't know how to explain = ???
-1 point for making a big mess
-3 points for guessing out of turn. READ THE RULES! (you can post whenever you want, but you can only make guesses after two other players made guesses, if it wasn't clear)
well OBVIOUSLY I'm doing the Discordian thing and trying to get as negative a score as possible. Nyark nyark nyark!
Cainad,
didn't read the rules :sad:
Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
well OBVIOUSLY I'm doing the Discordian thing and trying to get as negative a score as possible. Nyark nyark nyark!
Cainad,
didn't read the rules :sad:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Squid Ink + Five Dollars in Loose Change + Buckwheat Flour + Homesickness = ???
Tomahawk+wolf eyes+oranges+flour=??
Chaos + Frankfurters + No bun + Orbital Mind Lazors + Who's Driving Car = ?
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 18, 2012, 11:25:58 PM
Squid Ink + Five Dollars in Loose Change + Buckwheat Flour + Homesickness = ???
CLEAN UP IN AISLE FIVE!!!
Minus 1 point.
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 18, 2012, 11:33:34 PM
Tomahawk+wolf eyes+oranges+flour=??
Eh, not quite the culinary expert, eh?
Minus 1 point.
Quote from: Perineal Sponge on February 18, 2012, 11:56:21 PM
Chaos + Frankfurters + No bun + Orbital Mind Lazors + Who's Driving Car = ?
Nothing but a puff of smoke.
Sorry about posting with a different account, was on a different comp.
Also, will edit current score into OP.
Oh, yeah, and -1 point for you.
OK NEW RULE:
If you spend 1 point, I will post a Green Recipe
For 2 points, I will post a Blue Recipe
and for 3 points, I will post a Red Recipe
Recipe's I post count towards the 23 pages! Including those in the OP!
Order + Why Don't you Take a Seat + Roundhouse Kick + Salt = ???
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 19, 2012, 12:48:30 AM
Order + Why Don't you Take a Seat + Roundhouse Kick + Salt = ???
Blech...
-1
Possibility + Angst + Intelligence + Evil things = ?
Absolution + Retribution + Vomit + Hairspray + Life + Death = ?
sacrifices a dyslexic goat for a green recipe
Yttrium + Garlic + For the glory of Spain! + venison = ???
Quote from: Perineal Sponge on February 19, 2012, 02:39:23 AM
Possibility + Angst + Intelligence + Evil things = ?
Absolution + Retribution + Vomit + Hairspray + Life + Death = ?
One guess per post, please. The top one makes nothing.
-1
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on February 19, 2012, 02:46:08 AM
sacrifices a dyslexic goat for a green recipe
-1 point for a green recipe:
Baloney + Tuna + Lime + Tylenol + Soda pop = Green Balls.
Quote from: Cainad on February 19, 2012, 07:06:50 AM
Yttrium + Garlic + For the glory of Spain! + venison = ???
Nope. -1
Maybe I made this one too hard.
Gora! Gora! Gora! + filipino cake + RAGE + do-wop + any key = ???
Impossible to Please Judge + Susan Boyle + An Angry Bulldog Terrier + Calvinball = ???
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 20, 2012, 03:41:15 AM
Gora! Gora! Gora! + filipino cake + RAGE + do-wop + any key = ???
No, -1
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on February 21, 2012, 04:20:22 PM
Impossible to Please Judge + Susan Boyle + An Angry Bulldog Terrier + Calvinball = ???
No, -1
I'm starting to feel like an asshole. Some one get one right, so I can stop dealing out negative points.
MY FOOT + ENGINEER BOOTS + YOUR ASS = ???
0 + -1 = ???