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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 29, 2010, 05:42:24 AM

Title: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 29, 2010, 05:42:24 AM
This thread has no content. I just posted an inflammatory title.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 29, 2010, 11:47:23 PM
And the act of posting a contentless thread is itself inflammatory. Yuo, sir, are an artist.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Cramulus on March 30, 2010, 12:08:51 AM
hey ttm, what's your first name?
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Faust on March 30, 2010, 01:10:12 AM
*Turns thread into a crack den squat*
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2010, 01:12:13 AM
Face-raping bats, tequila, stabbity stabbity etc.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Dr. Paes on March 30, 2010, 01:24:41 AM
meep
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Faust on March 30, 2010, 01:26:57 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 30, 2010, 01:12:13 AM
Face-raping bats, tequila, stabbity stabbity etc.
When I arrived on this forum, oh so many years ago, the forum was like some burned out old house full of dead threads to explore, no one was posting and I had tonnes of time to unearth relics, I've never spoken to the people roger and ech reference with that but in those antique threads, the cry of "stabbity stabbity" and "face raping bats" were horrors of the mausoleum. That and Eldora... the beast that breaks the weighing scales.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2010, 02:28:43 AM
So it was like a post-raid crack den, yes?
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: AFK on March 30, 2010, 02:35:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on March 30, 2010, 01:26:57 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 30, 2010, 01:12:13 AM
Face-raping bats, tequila, stabbity stabbity etc.
When I arrived on this forum, oh so many years ago, the forum was like some burned out old house full of dead threads to explore, no one was posting and I had tonnes of time to unearth relics, I've never spoken to the people roger and ech reference with that but in those antique threads, the cry of "stabbity stabbity" and "face raping bats" were horrors of the mausoleum. That and Eldora... the beast that breaks the weighing scales.

Ahh yes, I remember those times.  That was after the big ol server crash and I think that was when I was running the original BIP forum, or whatever it was I called it.  Good times. 
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Faust on March 30, 2010, 02:41:18 AM
Oh yes, it previous occupants didn't leave by graceful exit, half finished things strewn everywhere, signs of violent struggle.
But at that stage the dust had settled, even a crack den gets people sneaking back within a day or so. This was pure House of Usher. Not a sound except for the occasionally howling of The Late reverend Roger from the abandoned halls.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Faust on March 30, 2010, 02:41:52 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2010, 02:35:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on March 30, 2010, 01:26:57 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 30, 2010, 01:12:13 AM
Face-raping bats, tequila, stabbity stabbity etc.
When I arrived on this forum, oh so many years ago, the forum was like some burned out old house full of dead threads to explore, no one was posting and I had tonnes of time to unearth relics, I've never spoken to the people roger and ech reference with that but in those antique threads, the cry of "stabbity stabbity" and "face raping bats" were horrors of the mausoleum. That and Eldora... the beast that breaks the weighing scales.

Ahh yes, I remember those times.  That was after the big ol server crash and I think that was when I was running the original BIP forum, or whatever it was I called it.  Good times. 
This place has come a long way.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 30, 2010, 10:04:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 30, 2010, 12:08:51 AM
hey ttm, what's your first name?

Ten, for now.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: notathing on March 31, 2010, 04:37:47 AM
Quote from: Dr. Paes on March 30, 2010, 01:24:41 AM
meep

:boot:

meep
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Nast on March 31, 2010, 04:38:47 AM
NEVAR AGAIN THE MEEPING TIEMS!
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Jasper on March 31, 2010, 06:00:42 AM
TTM seems like an Alan to me.  Or a Mark.
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Post by: Triple Zero on March 31, 2010, 06:41:39 AM
Why not Muhammed?
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 05:15:20 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 31, 2010, 04:37:47 AM
Quote from: Dr. Paes on March 30, 2010, 01:24:41 AM
meep

:boot:

meep
:wrong: Stop that.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 01, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 31, 2010, 06:41:39 AM
Why not Muhammed?

Odds are, that is my name if I'm a guy.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Cain on April 01, 2010, 09:06:27 PM
Ten Ton Muhammed?

Too bad you can't draw that, it'd be an awesome premise for a comic superhero.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 01, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
Yeah well I was there while it was going on.   
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:gheyforum:
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you wouldn't believe the amount of scrolling I did
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 01, 2010, 10:29:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 01, 2010, 09:06:27 PM
Ten Ton Muhammed?

Too bad you can't draw that, it'd be an awesome premise for a comic superhero.

Let's get 000 to draw it, he's Dutch isn't he?
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Cramulus on April 02, 2010, 04:42:45 AM
not only is he dutch, he's a motherfucker
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Post by: Freeky on April 02, 2010, 06:01:46 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 01, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 31, 2010, 06:41:39 AM
Why not Muhammed?

Odds are, that is my name if I'm a guy.

Too bad you're a small girl-child who works for the FBI. Muhammed is a neat name.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 03, 2010, 02:24:02 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 02, 2010, 06:01:46 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 01, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 31, 2010, 06:41:39 AM
Why not Muhammed?

Odds are, that is my name if I'm a guy.

Too bad you're a small girl-child who works for the FBI. Muhammed is a neat name.

The FBI said when I grow up I can be a Muhammad if I want.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Freeky on April 03, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
But wouldn't you be a terrorist then?

Or  :?
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 07, 2010, 07:12:07 PM
They said I could move to Afghanistan and become an informant for the CIA. Also, they gave me cookies after I broke a case involving some crazy mid-western militia guys.
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Post by: Cain on April 07, 2010, 07:57:05 PM
Those were the guys who named themselves after military jeeps, right?  The Humvees.
Title: Re: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MOSSBERG 500!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 07, 2010, 10:08:41 PM
Yep. I think their mandate had something to do with sodomizing chickens...