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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:15:22 am »
The good ol days
News:
Thinking about Gabbard in general, my animal instinct is to flatten my ears against my head, roll my eyes up till the whites show, bare my teeth, and trill like a cicada stuck in a Commodore 64.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: Tough on bars, tough on the causes of bars
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:14:06 am »
I can't even put any words together. My stomach heart hurts in sympathy of your pain.
I'm so sorry. Genuinely.
I'm so sorry. Genuinely.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:37:35 pm »
I just walked around a corner and there was a vendor there that I wasn't expecting and I burped real loud right into his friggin face. Wasn't even sorry. Just kept walking.
http://i.imgur.com/gv2f6nH.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/gv2f6nH.gifv
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:11:29 pm »Also, tried some chillli beer the other day. It was about as good as could be expected...which is to say, no bueno.
Why must people fuck with beer? It's perfect the way it is, and very simple. You give grain to Germans and Dutch people, and you drink what they make with it and you do NOT QUESTION THE SYSTEM.
If they did it to a real drink, like scotch or vodka, someone might actually kill them for their crimes.What's chilli beer?
It's beer, with chilli flavouring. Or something. It's not entirely clear because there are no ingredients on the packaging. It's insanely spicy, too. Like, the mild beer was like drinking a jalfrezi. The medium was like smearing curry powder directly over your eyes. I'm dreading the final one.
There was one brewery back home that made a good green chili beer. It was a really light ale and you just got the bit of bite at the end. Good in summer.
It can be good if done right. Say Two Henry's Blueberry Jalapeno Porter. Decent.
If you see Billy's Chilies or Ghost Face Killah, run. Just run.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:01:38 am »I am lucky that my one good ex makes a crapton of money and is generous about support. It's really too bad that guy is gay, he was a good husband except for that part.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: December 26, 2014, 05:47:07 pm »
Hey guys.
How's everyone doin?
Going well here, miss all your stupid faces.
How's everyone doin?
Going well here, miss all your stupid faces.
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Apple Talk / Re: Robin Williams is dead. Apparent suicide.
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:27:39 am »
Well it may have worked with the "people who commit suicide are selfish" mindset, since people aren't shouting that about this particular guy.
So there's a start?
I hope.
So there's a start?
I hope.
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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:24:51 am »
I'd still eat the fuck out of it
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Apple Talk / Re: Robin Williams is dead. Apparent suicide.
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:50:01 am »
Geeze, Mork & Mindy was my first exposure to him. I loved that show as a kid.
Depression is a real bitch, and sometimes that dragon wins.
Really sucks.
Depression is a real bitch, and sometimes that dragon wins.
Really sucks.
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Apple Talk / Re: Pope Lecherous Racism Thread
« on: July 14, 2014, 08:44:06 pm »PL, are you still willing to, in your words "kill someone trying to destroy America's assets of power, human or non-human"?
Is your alt?
Why can't PD co opt thoem there assets? America can take care of itself without me...Communication has failed
Not in response to the above post, but so fitting, I decided to juxtapose them for the sake of amusement and brevity.
I was referring to him calling Nigel by a racist name that she had already called off as offensive, but that works too.
DUDE that's just how they talk up here in Appleton. Ya'll just ain't hood enough to understand.
Buncha L 7s in this thread amirite!? Of course I am, LOLOLO.
I'm from FL if that helps explain things.
No. And get out of my swamp.
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Apple Talk / Re: BREAKING: I JUST FOUND A GIF!
« on: July 14, 2014, 06:50:07 pm »
Link because might be NSFW
http://imgur.com/AYo91S8
http://imgur.com/AYo91S8