Poll
Question:
How many Fnords do you think are in Iraq?
Option 1: Imposition of order = the escalation of disorder
votes: 1
Option 2: Imposition of disorder = the escalation of disorder
votes: 0
Option 3: Oh well... fuck'em
votes: 8
I was in my Excremeditation Chamber the other morning having my morning constitutional alone with my Pipe... when ERIS came to me and sprinkled Majik Faerie Dust in my Pipe.
Suddenly my third eye was violently ripped open, my fourth eye was erotically pulled open, and my fifth eye popped open with a sound of a thousand sonic booms... I can't tell you exactly what I saw or you would probably Excremeditate your pants(I was glad to be where I was), but I can tell you this..."Icky icky f'tang f'tang, BOP!!!". Fnord.
St.Pope Dr. Drutis "The Destroyer" D.M.T., D.D.T., pHD, K.S.C.
Woodstock Cabal or Why Everyone Requires Merry Operation Mindfuck
Stamp Out Bob :shock:
Um, were you going to say anything, or just rip "Bob" off?
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerUm, were you going to say anything, or just rip "Bob" off?
Hey now Bobs not the first person to smoke a pipe. :oops:
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerUm, were you going to say anything, or just rip "Bob" off?
Hey now Bobs not the first person to smoke a pipe. :oops:
YUO FORGOT TEH QUOTES AROUND "BOB".
TGRR,
Knows that any "Bob" you can actually spell isn't worth talking about.
I didnt forget the """""" i kill Bob. i kill me(well somebody ought to).
ERIS is the one and only in my life but i do like to cover all my bases so maybe you would like to tell me how to run my Cabal.
I think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.I didnt forget the """""" i kill Bob. i kill me(well somebody ought to).
ERIS is the one and only in my life but i do like to cover all my bases so maybe you would like to tell me how to run my Cabal.
1. Son, you haven't been doing this long enough to kill "bob". Why, back in my day, way back in the dim, dark days of the early Reagan years, we had to practice for MONTHS before they'd let us take a shot at him! And for those unfortunates that
missed...well, perhaps it's better not to talk about that.
2. Eris doesn't exist. Yuo = 1 lonely (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tard.gif)
3. I don't tell anybody how to do ANYTHING. It's funnier to watch them fall on their noses.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.I didnt forget the """""" i kill Bob. i kill me(well somebody ought to).
ERIS is the one and only in my life but i do like to cover all my bases so maybe you would like to tell me how to run my Cabal.
1. Son, you haven't been doing this long enough to kill "bob". Why, back in my day, way back in the dim, dark days of the early Reagan years, we had to practice for MONTHS before they'd let us take a shot at him! And for those unfortunates that missed...well, perhaps it's better not to talk about that.
2. Eris doesn't exist. Yuo = 1 lonely (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tard.gif)
3. I don't tell anybody how to do ANYTHING. It's funnier to watch them fall on their noses.
1. bob is fictitious(but don't tell him that)
2. ERIS does exist I fucked her last week
3. I was being a facicious ass hole
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know
Nope. Here, you have to WORK at it.
IRL, all you need is an ink jet printer, some spray paint, and some stencils.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know
Nope. Here, you have to WORK at it.
IRL, all you need is an ink jet printer, some spray paint, and some stencils.
And a sharpie... always carry that sharpie.
Quote from: unlike_someoneQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know
Nope. Here, you have to WORK at it.
IRL, all you need is an ink jet printer, some spray paint, and some stencils.
And a sharpie... always carry that sharpie.
Course. No self-respecting fuquad is EVER without his/her sharpie.
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know
Wow. This person is boring.
Do better, fuckwit!
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know
Wow. This person is boring.
Do better, fuckwit!
What she said, only politer.
Also, I think its facetious. I could be wrong and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Also, yeah... do better, seriously.
Quote from: fnordiscordiaAlso, I think its facetious. I could be wrong and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Also, yeah... do better, seriously.
WON'T! WON'T! WON'T! WON'T! yes i spelled it wrong and you guys are mean!!!
I love it thanx!!!
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: fnordiscordiaAlso, I think its facetious. I could be wrong and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Also, yeah... do better, seriously.
WON'T! WON'T! WON'T! WON'T!
yes i spelled it wrong and you guys are mean!!!
I love it thanx!!!
Serious advice:
1. First, find something to rant ABOUT.
2. Forget the buzz words and jargon. Nobody wants to hear shit about pineal glands and 4th eyes...and we've all heard it 1,000+ times.
3. If you aren't funny, don't be funny. Just let the rant do itself.
4. Focus on the topic of your rant.
5. NEVER, EVER use phrases like "Real discordians" or "True Discordianism", or even "What "bob" REALLY thinks."
Now, try again.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: fnordiscordiaAlso, I think its facetious. I could be wrong and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Also, yeah... do better, seriously.
WON'T! WON'T! WON'T! WON'T!
yes i spelled it wrong and you guys are mean!!!
I love it thanx!!!
Serious advice:
1. First, find something to rant ABOUT.
2. Forget the buzz words and jargon. Nobody wants to hear shit about pineal glands and 4th eyes...and we've all heard it 1,000+ times.
3. If you aren't funny, don't be funny. Just let the rant do itself.
4. Focus on the topic of your rant.
5. NEVER, EVER use phrases like "Real discordians" or "True Discordianism", or even "What "bob" REALLY thinks."
Now, try again.
[mini rant with these rules]
today, i sat on the shitter.
two score and three minutes to bake the loaf, and no toilet paper.
this is the fatal flaw, my brothers, and especially my sisters, of Not Looking
Before You Sit. that will be the focus of this rant.
nonbody seems to Look before they Sit these days. and the lightest
consequence of that i experienced on the Shitter. there is a lot of importance
in this seemingly pointless, uncommon practice. Look Before You Sit.
In the past five weeks, i've lost maybe ten pairs of glasses to people who
couldn't Look Before They Sat. in India, before Ghandi, brittish soldiers
overtook and empiricized India. why? because the Indians didn't Look
Before They Sat. What about rome? Julius apparently should have Looked
Before He Sat, then Brutus might not have gotten the jump on him.
You may think i'm blowing this out of proportion. And, well, perhaps i am.
but that's not the point; we have people everywhere, everywhen that just
carelessly sit down. It just ain't right. And when people like me carelessly
forget to Look Before They Sit, they might just find themselves, sitting and
shitting, without the zen of toiletpaper. this might result in Ego Loss of a
most umpleasant kind.
in early prehistoric times, man wasn't so careless. sitting in the jungle
that was prehistoric earth might mean sitting into some preditor's mouth,
or a broken stick (ouch!), or something else equally undesirable and
potentially dangerous. No, Early Man was NOT the careless Boob that
so many people are today.
this rant is not to pass judgement, but just to say Look Before You Sit.
it may be the thing you are most thankful for doing, one day.
secondly, yermom...
(having not decided if you are a troll, a cabbage or some other
kind of legit n00bie or something)
the point of the principia discordia (if i may be so bold and presumpuous to
assume that it has a point) is not to give you something to quote and
steal from. i'm sure a lot, if not most, "discordians" (of any type related
to Eris) may have started off that way, myself included, so this is not a
"shame on you" sort of thing.
the point, rather, is to plant a bunch of weird ideas in your head and
spin you around so much that you just might connect two ideas that haven't
been connected yet. or to have *gasp* a thought you've never had!
even when i was a full blown n00b quoting the PD at every turn,
i was a little more clever than this..
that said, yeah...you could do better.
(http://www.riddhi.org/images/applause.jpg)
Quote from: fnordiscordia(http://www.riddhi.org/images/applause.jpg)
You need a picture of one hand clapping.
Or golf clap ass-smack.
How about a queen wave? Those are always fun.
Quote from: unlike_someoneQuote from: fnordiscordia(http://www.riddhi.org/images/applause.jpg)
You need a picture of one hand clapping.
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1185000/images/_1188584_slap300ap.jpg)
This is the closest thing I could find.
Quote from: fnordiscordia(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1185000/images/_1188584_slap300ap.jpg)
This is the closest thing I could find.
This picture needs to be photoshopped... that guys expression and open mouth... priceless.
Quote from: unlike_someoneThis picture needs to be photoshopped... that guys expression and open mouth... priceless.
Shush! He's obviously a sufferer of the syndrome known as "Sucking Air Cock". Don't mock his pain!
Its such a tragic genetic defect really...
somebody with more skill than me needs to turn that into an STFU picture
8)
The girl looks too happy though. Someone should try to find as many good slapping pictures and we could all compile an archive of new STFU pics.
:lol: :lol: really tthankyou all for making me feel so loved.
first I'd like to say I'm not acabbage but thanx for asking. second I don"t spell well. third I'm not going away if you guys keep this up. this is the most fun I've had since I found the Principia. I'll try to be more origanal. As for the rest of your "rules" shove it!! That is all.
:motorcycle:
there might be hope for this one.
8)
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.:lol: :lol: really tthankyou all for making me feel so loved.
first I'd like to say I'm not acabbage but thanx for asking. second I don"t spell well. third I'm not going away if you guys keep this up. this is the most fun I've had since I found the Principia. I'll try to be more origanal. As for the rest of your "rules" shove it!! That is all.
They aren't coercive authoritarian rules, they're more like "everyone on thias board has read the Principia Discordia more than 50 times, so it takes more than a little bit of Dadaist noise to mindfuck us. If you called into your local call-in show and did that, yes, that'd probably be a mindfuck. But to mindfuck us, you'd actually have to do something clever like sincerely convince us you were a Republican troll or something" rules. if you just want to post gibberish on a emssageboard for fun, that's great, but none of us will care.
[quote="The Good Reverend Roger
5. NEVER, EVER use phrases like "Real discordians" or "True Discordianism".[/quote]
Ooops
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.:lol: :lol: really tthankyou all for making me feel so loved.
first I'd like to say I'm not acabbage but thanx for asking. second I don"t spell well. third I'm not going away if you guys keep this up. this is the most fun I've had since I found the Principia. I'll try to be more origanal. As for the rest of your "rules" shove it!! That is all.
They aren't coercive authoritarian rules, they're more like "everyone on thias board has read the Principia Discordia more than 50 times, so it takes more than a little bit of Dadaist noise to mindfuck us. If you called into your local call-in show and did that, yes, that'd probably be a mindfuck. But to mindfuck us, you'd actually have to do something clever like sincerely convince us you were a Republican troll or something" rules. if you just want to post gibberish on a emssageboard for fun, that's great, but none of us will care.
This is the correct non-sequitor noun.
The quotes and lines from the principia should be steppingstones and reference points for you to launch yourself into the chaotic ether. IF the Book of Eris is still around, you'll find many instances of people building their own castles using PD as a foundation, but nothing more.
Or you could even be so bold as to reject the PD entirely, and create your own version of Discordianism, as one or two around here have done.
Whatever you do, when you get too angry and stop posting here (which will happen) don't go and create your own board called www.principiadiscordia.org, or www.principiadiscordia.net, or www.prinicipiadiscordia.web or any other lame ass shit like that.
Or, did you already?
I wanna see a //www.principiadiscordia.gov
Quote from: unlike_someone
You need a picture of one hand clapping.
isn't that a raised fist?
Why would anyone want to kill Bob?
And should we bring popcorn?
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist ZenjaQuote from: unlike_someone
You need a picture of one hand clapping.
isn't that a raised fist?
\
Now that I think of it, one hand clapping (high in the air) would look a look like something Hitler would do.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI wanna see a //www.principiadiscordia.gov
That would be a sign of the end.
pd.gov comes when the cycle of bearucracy (sp?) starts for real.
not the yearly thing...the mini-aeon.
which is 23 days from now
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjapd.gov comes when the cycle of bearucracy (sp?) starts for real.
not the yearly thing...the mini-aeon.
which is 23 days from now
That's what I've been saving fuel for.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI wanna see a //www.principiadiscordia.gov
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/potd.gif)
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.:lol: :lol: really tthankyou all for making me feel so loved.
first I'd like to say I'm not acabbage but thanx for asking. second I don"t spell well. third I'm not going away if you guys keep this up. this is the most fun I've had since I found the Principia. I'll try to be more origanal. As for the rest of your "rules" shove it!! That is all.
What rules? (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/confused.gif)
i spell fuckign awesome!
you are wonderfullest speller ever
you're not too shabby yoursel;f miss noodle.
You two should collaborate and begin a new school of spelling!
Quote from: unlike_someoneI wanna see a //www.principiadiscordia.gov
I'm working on it. No, really. Something similar, anyway.