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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / OOO

« on: August 08, 2016, 04:43:49 am »

Anyone interested in Object-Oriented Ontology?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-oriented_ontology

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Principia Discussion / Neoism

« on: July 31, 2016, 02:25:53 am »

Can anyone give me a first degree primer or have experience in neoist thought/praxis? Or maybe anti-neoist shit? Just another label of a thing which affirms there is no box?

http://neoism.info/

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Aneristic Illusions / Zoophilia and Industrial Meat

« on: July 29, 2016, 09:22:25 pm »

Hey, this is my first post in this forum  ~! I'm uncertain what the protocol is in a Discordian forum, but I'm pretty sure (almost) anything goes?
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If you hate the industrial meat industry but still enjoy eating plenty of beef, pork, and chugging milk, there is still a way to help a marginalized demographic: by becoming an advocate for Zoophilia.

Unfortunately, we have laws in the United States which criminalize the pleasures of horse dick. Now, I don't have a particular interest in sucking a horse or getting fucked by a dog, but I do have a friend in Tennessee who is in a sexual relationship with a goat! The taboo of sex with animals is usually justified as sexual/physical abuse. Especially since animals don't have much capacity to communicate or withhold consent.

However, as a culture, we have a double-standard: The Meat and Milk Industry impregnate their cattle and swine without the consent of their animals. Often, artificial insemination uses invasive procedures. In a cow, you are supposed to jam one arm into the vagina, and then the other arm down its anus in order to navigate the sperm injection. Remember, milk produced by animals is only made after impregnating them. Compared to a human dick, and arm is quite a bit to stuff into an animal. (For a more thorough and excellent argument in favor of Zoophilia, see Brian Cutteridge, "For the Love of Dog": http://www.inter-disciplinary.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cutteridgepaper.pdf)

Now, I love to eat meat, but the I dislike the meat and milk industry. How do I balance this cognitive dissonance? By being an advocate for Zoophilia. Whenever I enjoy a steak with someone, I make sure to tell them that sex with animals is unjustly criminalized. The double standard is gross. The U.S. allows agro-businesses to rape animals while my friend has keep his goat-lover a secret or risk prison. Please consider becoming a zoophile advocate to help our fellow animal lovers, especially if veganism seems like a difficult option for calling attention to evil corporations.

(There is, of course, a larger current of sexual politics at play, but I'm gonna keep it short for now)