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Choral, corral 

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VICTORY!

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Il be back!

When im less tired and armed with proper grammer.

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VICTORY!

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In relation to the fish one it depends what part of the country your from.

you're! 

(bæs)

    1. The Common Perch (Perca fluviatilis), or an allied freshwater species.

    \ˈbas\ (listen)

: any of numerous edible marine or freshwater bony fishes (especially families Centrarchidae, Serranidae, and Percichthyidae of the order Perciformes)

enPR: băs, IPA: /bæs/, SAMPA: /b{s/ (listen)

The perch; any of various marine and freshwater fish resembling the perch.

In contrast with:

(beɪs)

Deep-sounding, low in the musical scale.

    \ˈbās\  (listen)

1: deep or grave in tone2 a: of low pitch b: relating to or having the range or part of a bass

enPR: bās, IPA: /beɪs/, SAMPA: /beIs/ (listen)
Of sound, a voice or an instrument, low in pitch or frequency.

Your friendly local anal-retentive.  (Audio links included for those who do not understand the arbitrary gibberish that is phonetic alphabets)

I have to say I like the fact that daruko is now ducking into phone booths in threads posted by noobs when it looks like they're about to say something stupid.  Very "life imitating art"

(Pssst, the fish is pronounced differently)
I think you were thinking of:


A homonym that requires knowledge of furniture/handle names!

contortion porn?

[awaits rule 34 effect]

Yes.  There is such a thing.  Poke around newsfilter.org for a bit, you'll find it.

Found it. Also found MS paint porn which I claim to have invented back in 1996. 

It's only a logical extention from ASCII porn anyway.

Where you eating spaghetti?

No, I think it was some other variety of pasta. Probably penne.

When you eating penne?


Your friendly local grammarian.

Santa Cupcake.

Isn't that up in the hills somewhere near Santa Barbara?

Holy fuck I was just joking but...

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=santa+cupcake&sll=34.451652,-119.698792&sspn=0.247433,0.642014&ie=UTF8&z=11

Damn you, Martha! 


I'm not living inside your exquisitely straight lines any more!

Ingredients:
  3 bananas, finely chopped
  2 cups of chocolate sauce
  1/2 bag of butterscotch chips
  1/2 bag of chocolate chips
  1 package of spaghetti

1) Boil spaghetti
2) Strain and mix in chocolate sauce, chopped bananas, and butterscotch and chocolate chips.  Feel free to use less or more sauce and chips to taste.
3) Let cool overnight in fridge.
4) Enjoy!!


I don't know, for some reason chocolate and banana spaghetti actually sounded pretty tasty to me.

In 2012, our solar system will once again pass through Beta Tapiocus, resetting history and making way for the Fifth Race.

Not to mention getting everybody sticky.  Goddamn Fifth Race, getting shit all sticky like that.

2012 and what Many Things that may Come To Pass.

Many Things Come To Pass in every year, but nobody really cares.

It's all good. If I was concerned with what The Other thought of my hobbies, I certainly wouldn't count myself amongst Discordians. I can see why some people think LARP sucks, or that I suck for doing it. All I can say to that is  . This is the Strange Times, and everybody is unspeakably weird. No shame there. One might just as validly critique people who post on forums all day, or own guns, or follow women's basketball or whatever.

You.

Quit making good arguments.

Thanks.

I just laughed so hard, I think I shit my pants.

And this is only one service we provide!

It's surprising how many of them involve shit, though.