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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 02, 2013, 02:53:50 PM

Title: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 02, 2013, 02:53:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzjPva_MUAg
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 02, 2013, 02:58:56 PM
Damn. Will have to watch later
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Junkenstein on December 02, 2013, 08:50:35 PM
YES.

I need to get a good 50 tons of this. Potential best April fools prank ever.
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: GrannySmith on December 03, 2013, 08:55:50 PM
Amazing! :o I also want some of that!
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 03, 2013, 09:01:11 PM
On the off chance that any of you succeed in scoring this stuff, the fumes are apparently REALLY AWFUL and they aren't doing that under the hood for shits and giggles.
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Junkenstein on December 03, 2013, 10:26:30 PM
EVEN BETTER.
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: minuspace on December 03, 2013, 10:54:44 PM
Awesome, when I was a child you could buy little dime-sized pellets of that stuff with your news-years sparklers and such...  We would light them at the dinner table :horrormirth:...  Might still be found in china?
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 11:30:30 PM
I kind of love how three kids say at the same time something that sounds like, "KRAKEN!"


Also, from what I can tell from the comments, two of the chemicals involved/produced from this are Chromium and Mercury.  So only do this if you really, really hate someone.  Or in self-defense.


Or if you're standing your ground.
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 02:46:42 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 03, 2013, 10:54:44 PM
Awesome, when I was a child you could buy little dime-sized pellets of that stuff with your news-years sparklers and such...  We would light them at the dinner table :horrormirth:...  Might still be found in china?

You can't still buy them? :(
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: minuspace on December 04, 2013, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 02:46:42 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 03, 2013, 10:54:44 PM
Awesome, when I was a child you could buy little dime-sized pellets of that stuff with your news-years sparklers and such...  We would light them at the dinner table :horrormirth:...  Might still be found in china?

You can't still buy them? :(

Long shot, been a while, will see what turns up...
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Freeky on December 04, 2013, 08:43:29 PM
We called those pellets "Snakes" because yeah.  We only ever found them at 4th of July.
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 10:36:48 PM
BOOM: http://www.fireworks.com/products/item/snake-bag-45160/
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 10:45:49 PM
Thinking too small. Think:
http://cjmetal.en.made-in-china.com/product/bXkQJWIGJaVe/China-Pure-Silver-Liquid-Mercury-99-999-.html

Let's not fuck about if we're going to make people think Chthulu's coming.

Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 11:41:26 PM
You might have missed the part of the conversation about whether you can still buy the little snake fireworks.
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 11:58:14 PM
I didn't. It's just the cost to get sufficiently terrifying quantities is much more do-able buying by the ton.

Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Bruno on December 07, 2013, 06:24:47 AM
I think the fireworks are non-toxic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_%28firework%29
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: minuspace on December 08, 2013, 08:53:11 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 07, 2013, 06:24:47 AM
I think the fireworks are non-toxic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_%28firework%29

Being anointed with God's power is also helpful to some:
http://tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/09/new-series-snake-salvation-premieres-tomorrow/ (http://tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/09/new-series-snake-salvation-premieres-tomorrow/)
Title: Re: SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)
Post by: Resigned Obligatorily on March 04, 2014, 08:36:24 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 03, 2013, 10:54:44 PM
Awesome, when I was a child you could buy little dime-sized pellets of that stuff with your news-years sparklers and such...  We would light them at the dinner table :horrormirth:...  Might still be found in china?

You can still find those sold on Indian reservations.