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Women who give that "other chance."

especially when theres kids involved.

oh and its been a long time since i was a teenager.

Like 6 months?

Flattery will get you everywhere. 

WE NEED FACIAL FOR OUR .... PURPOSES...


That thing on your bed post....


you're not a DIABETIC, are you? 

the thing on the bedpost is a first aid kit. I'm not diabetic. i am however breaking in new boots.

oh and its been a long time since i was a teenager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdRd3k4CIAg
<3 for coming on at just the right time on the radio

Frikkin copyright means I cant see it.

you mean you love laughing girl with boobs. I'll dig thru tommorrow but its almost 5am!

sleeeep calls. And NCIS.

the phat briar pipe is a nice touch.. must dig out pics of me wearing my flatcap

stoopid fuckin rented place. The best stuff i have is all postcard sized.  like the vw camper van postcard my fellow Erisian wench Da Baggage sent me. It says, "dont laugh lady, your daughter could be in here" its framed, and in the kitchen bit in horrid bedsit land.

My head blocks the otters pic. 

I hate the magnolia too. And youre probably right.. not enough posters or artwork.

fairy muff

Blind Melon- Skinned

ll make a shoehorn outta your shin
Ill make a lampshade of durable skin
And oh, dont you know that im
Always feelin able
When Im sittin home and Im carvin
Out your naval
Im just sittin here carvin out
Your navel

When will I realize that this skin
Im in
Hey, it isnt mine
And when will the kill be too much
Meat for me to hide on

Hey, I could really use a couple
Of hands
To complete one hell of a plant stand
Oh, dont you know that Im caught
Here in the middle
Making rib cages into coffee tables
Im just makin em into coffee tables

And when will I realize that this skin
Im in
Hey, it isnt mine
And when will the thrill be too much
Meat for me to find anymore

Oh, because
You know I cant hide
But oh how hard I try
But this is just the shape Im in,
Oh yeah
And though you know I cant hide
But oh how hard I try
But this is just the shape Im in

try singing this walking somewhere busy.  Very loud and without shame...

what about my mommy pillows? 

roger requested a goofy picture of me.

here goes...

NOBODY HAS LOOKED AT MY WOMP!

HEY!
I LOOKED AT YOUR COCKADOODY WOMP!

YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I LOOKED AT IT!

THAT'S IT!
YOU'VE STIRRED ME TO ANGER!!!!!!!

other half just giggled at the WOMP.

people who have to talk about everything going thru their head all the fuckin time without taking much time to breathe.

Some people should be more self-editing.

Urgh. if a marriage is fucked... then its fucked.. cooling off period or no.

I would advice avoiding artificial sweeteners. Sugar is fine in small doses and you would be eating it naturally if you still lived in a hunter/gather society, but artificial sweeteners are intentionally unable to be processed by the human body. Several have had proven ill effects such as cancer, and I don't really find it worthwhile to take a chance on one that doesn't have any known side effects yet rather than sticking with good old sucrose.

artificial sweetners mess with my digestive system. pure eeevil.

Also has a pavlovian effect as to weight gain.

pmsl