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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: ivan on March 20, 2015, 08:40:19 AM

Title: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: ivan on March 20, 2015, 08:40:19 AM
Living in the conditions between staircases is unnatural. Unnatural lifestyle kills. But there's always a way to live at someone else's expense. If parents cannot live at their children's then they can always get a pet animal.

While those domesticated apes (calling themselves humans) who live in countryside have a life power inter-exchange with other species (with cows or sheep, for example), urbanized apes have much more severe circumstances.

Urbanized apes (calling themselves citizens) keep domestic pets (cats and dogs, for example) not for exchanging services (that is, mouse hunting/territory guarding in exchange for food), but for energy leeching.

From love to hate, there is only one step. Exactly for this reason the cruelest among urbanized apes love their domestic pets very much. They literally suck life out of their pets. The pets realize everything, but they are driven into a corner. Often they are castrated to deprive them of the will to live.

But, as a rule, before spring comes, when the leeching owners aren't ready for that, some pets manage to escape the emotional snare and staircases. Yet, in order to learn sucking life energy from another specie one needs time and preparations, and that's why owners try to get their habitual life donors back in any possible way.

Materials on the subject:

(http://is3.soundragon.su/wp-content/uploads/IMG_20140217_123051.jpg)

(http://is3.soundragon.su/wp-content/uploads/IMG_20150112_130134.jpg)

(http://is3.soundragon.su/wp-content/uploads/IMG_20150105_131742.jpg)

(http://is3.soundragon.su/wp-content/uploads/IMG_20140311_135606.jpg)

(http://is3.soundragon.su/wp-content/uploads/IMG_20140217_123203.jpg)

(http://is3.soundragon.su/wp-content/uploads/IMG_20140217_123119.jpg)

Question: How else people called the life energy?

Answer: qi (China), prana (indian philosophers), thulema (Hermes Trismegistus, about 800 yold), vis medicatrix naturae (Hippocrates, about 800 yold), facultas formatrix (Galen, about 1350 yold), baraka (sufis, about 1750 yold), mumia (Paracelsus, about 2700 yold), animal magnetism (Mesmer, 2941 yold), bioelectricity (Galvani, 2956 yold), gestaltung (Goethe, 2966 yold), Odd force (Reichenbach, 3011 yold), vril (Bulwer-Lytton, 3037 yold), etheric formative forces (Steiner, 3066 yold), Élan vital (Bergson, 3086 yold), mitogenetic rays (Gurwitsch, 3103 yold), orgone (Reich, 3106 yold), bioplasma (Grischenko, 3110 yold), cool vibration (unknown hippie, about 3128 yold), inergy (Puharich, 3139 yold), Force (George Lucas, 3143 yold).

(pages 294-295, appendix 5 to "The masks of illuminates" Russian print, Janus Books, Yold 3168)

ODD# V(a)/2,iv;49Chs3181
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: LMNO on March 20, 2015, 11:49:00 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/c/f/c/cfc3b91d97dabc27dd8054f1c8b3cc52.png) or GTFO.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 20, 2015, 01:42:11 PM
 :pope:
:science:
:jumper:

:hit:

Just trying to help you out with the language barrier.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: minuspace on March 20, 2015, 06:45:46 PM
(http://sale.images.woot.com/Schr%C3%B6dinger_s_Equation_134Detail.png)
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Cain on March 20, 2015, 08:31:48 PM
I use them as a backup food source, for when times go bad.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: LMNO on March 20, 2015, 08:37:54 PM
Just add hot sauce!
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Cain on March 20, 2015, 08:49:39 PM
I wanted to call our last two cats "Sweet" and "Sour", but my parents overruled me. :sad:
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: LMNO on March 20, 2015, 08:54:45 PM
"Kung" and "Po".
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 20, 2015, 11:11:49 PM
"Stirfry" always appealed to me. Not a cat person but with a little panko...
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 23, 2015, 02:21:07 PM
No wonder I'm literally dying right now. I have no pets to metaphysically devour!
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 23, 2015, 05:21:33 PM
Quote from: ivan on March 20, 2015, 08:40:19 AM
Living in the conditions between staircases is unnatural. Unnatural lifestyle kills. But there's always a way to live at someone else's expense. If parents cannot live at their children's then they can always get a pet animal.

While those domesticated apes (calling themselves humans) who live in countryside have a life power inter-exchange with other species (with cows or sheep, for example), urbanized apes have much more severe circumstances.

Urbanized apes (calling themselves citizens) keep domestic pets (cats and dogs, for example) not for exchanging services (that is, mouse hunting/territory guarding in exchange for food), but for energy leeching.

Have you ever owned a pet?
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: ivan on March 24, 2015, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 23, 2015, 05:21:33 PM
Have you ever owned a pet?

No. I just was friends with a pets, which owned by my relatives.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 25, 2015, 03:49:44 AM
Quote from: ivan on March 24, 2015, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 23, 2015, 05:21:33 PM
Have you ever owned a pet?

No. I just was friends with a pets, which owned by my relatives.

That explains why you have it backwards.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 31, 2015, 03:41:40 AM
Quote from: ivan on March 20, 2015, 08:40:19 AM
Question: How else people called the life energy?

Answer: qi (China), prana (indian philosophers), thulema (Hermes Trismegistus, about 800 yold), vis medicatrix naturae (Hippocrates, about 800 yold), facultas formatrix (Galen, about 1350 yold), baraka (sufis, about 1750 yold), mumia (Paracelsus, about 2700 yold), animal magnetism (Mesmer, 2941 yold), bioelectricity (Galvani, 2956 yold), gestaltung (Goethe, 2966 yold), Odd force (Reichenbach, 3011 yold), vril (Bulwer-Lytton, 3037 yold), etheric formative forces (Steiner, 3066 yold), Élan vital (Bergson, 3086 yold), mitogenetic rays (Gurwitsch, 3103 yold), orgone (Reich, 3106 yold), bioplasma (Grischenko, 3110 yold), cool vibration (unknown hippie, about 3128 yold), inergy (Puharich, 3139 yold), Force (George Lucas, 3143 yold).

Also, I believe GWAR called it "Jizmoglobin"
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 31, 2015, 03:58:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

This is EXACTLY why I am a dog person.  They've had our backs for 30,000+ years. 

Cats would sell us out to Nazi aliens tomorrow.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 31, 2015, 03:58:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

This is EXACTLY why I am a dog person.  They've had our backs for 30,000+ years. 

Cats would sell us out to Nazi aliens tomorrow.

That is, if they haven't already.  :tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: ivan on March 31, 2015, 12:46:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AMHey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

(http://i079.radikal.ru/1412/20/fe823f0ce81f.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication)

It's Fenrir. First domesticated primates (GODs) and domesticated wolves (DOGs) used to live together in Asgard.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:22:05 PM
Well, you have a drawing. I can't refute that.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 31, 2015, 03:38:25 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:22:05 PM
Well, you have a drawing. I can't refute that.

Look at the detail! Arguments have details, so do drawings. It's really brilliant.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 01, 2015, 01:21:17 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 31, 2015, 03:38:25 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:22:05 PM
Well, you have a drawing. I can't refute that.

Look at the detail! Arguments have details, so do drawings. It's really brilliant.

Pretty much seals the case.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 01, 2015, 06:03:11 AM
Quote from: ivan on March 31, 2015, 12:46:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AMHey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

(http://i079.radikal.ru/1412/20/fe823f0ce81f.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication)

It's Fenrir. First domesticated primates (GODs) and domesticated wolves (DOGs) used to live together in Asgard.
I thought you didn't believe in old stuff? That picture is old, I can tell by the pixels.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: ivan on April 01, 2015, 10:27:16 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on April 01, 2015, 06:03:11 AM
I thought you didn't believe in old stuff? That picture is old, I can tell by the pixels.

I do not believe in any stuff. If i have something telling - it does not mean that i believe in it.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on April 01, 2015, 06:03:11 AM
Quote from: ivan on March 31, 2015, 12:46:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AMHey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

(http://i079.radikal.ru/1412/20/fe823f0ce81f.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication)

It's Fenrir. First domesticated primates (GODs) and domesticated wolves (DOGs) used to live together in Asgard.
I thought you didn't believe in old stuff? That picture is old, I can tell by the pixels.

And I have seen some old stuff in my time.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: ivan on March 31, 2015, 12:46:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AMHey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

(http://i079.radikal.ru/1412/20/fe823f0ce81f.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication)

It's Fenrir. First domesticated primates (GODs) and domesticated wolves (DOGs) used to live together in Asgard.

Dogs are not wolves.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: ivan on April 01, 2015, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 03:32:55 PMDogs are not wolves.

And gods are not primates.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2015, 05:06:11 PM
Quote from: ivan on April 01, 2015, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 03:32:55 PMDogs are not wolves.

And gods are not primates.

And kittens are not sparkplugs.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Cain on April 01, 2015, 05:08:43 PM
They are, however, a viable xylophone.  When played with a tazer.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2015, 05:53:27 PM
Well, naturally.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 01, 2015, 07:53:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 01, 2015, 05:06:11 PM
Quote from: ivan on April 01, 2015, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 03:32:55 PMDogs are not wolves.

And gods are not primates.

And kittens are not sparkplugs.
Shit.

Hang on, I have to go replace some car parts.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 01, 2015, 08:35:52 PM
 :roll:
"Engine purrs like a kitten" is supposed to be just a figure of speech.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: minuspace on April 01, 2015, 09:15:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 01, 2015, 05:06:11 PM
Quote from: ivan on April 01, 2015, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 03:32:55 PMDogs are not wolves.

And gods are not primates.

And kittens are not sparkplugs.
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/4ALC6/spark-plug-kitty/image.jpg)
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 01, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

Nonetheless still gotta agree that neutering takes away animals' slack though.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Cain on April 01, 2015, 11:53:30 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 01, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

Nonetheless still gotta agree that neutering takes away animals' slack though.

(https://i.imgflip.com/a2gvk.jpg)
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: minuspace on April 01, 2015, 11:58:54 PM
(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1170/730440603_b48c3c3f22_b.jpg)
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 12:08:47 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 01, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

Nonetheless still gotta agree that neutering takes away animals' slack though.

Sure, in approximately the same way that birth control takes away women's slack.

In other words, you're a fucking moron.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 02, 2015, 01:22:00 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 12:08:47 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 01, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

Nonetheless still gotta agree that neutering takes away animals' slack though.

Sure, in approximately the same way that birth control takes away women's slack.

Closer to a hysterectomy/ovohysterectomy. Or castration. Learn some damn biology.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 02, 2015, 01:44:20 AM
Oh shit.


Someone's gonna get Nigel'd.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 02, 2015, 01:22:00 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 12:08:47 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 01, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

Nonetheless still gotta agree that neutering takes away animals' slack though.

Sure, in approximately the same way that birth control takes away women's slack.

Closer to a hysterectomy/ovohysterectomy. Or castration. Learn some damn biology.

I've HAD a hysterectomy, and it's remarkably effective birth control, as it happens.

Are you familiar with the concept of anthropomorphizing? It's very common in children and people with low intellectual sophistication.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 01:56:54 AM
That aside, the simile was not about the biological details, which, trust me, I am exceedingly familiar with, but about the release from the burden of biological imperatives that allows those of us so blessed by modern medical practices to live happier, healthier, longer lives.

Like women who have the option of not being pregnant, or animals who have been spayed or neutered.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 02:03:05 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 02, 2015, 01:44:20 AM
Oh shit.


Someone's gonna get Nigel'd.

Nah

He's just addicted to being wrong. Lucky bastard still has the youth and stamina to do that stuff. Oh god, the RUSH.

I've been there. Someday his luck will run out and he'll hit rock bottom, like I did. If he's lucky he'll end up in a 12-step group, sharing tales of the wrongness they've experienced and the degeneracy the sweet hit of being wrong drove them to.

If he's unlucky... well, best not to dwell on that.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 02, 2015, 02:50:15 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 02, 2015, 01:22:00 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 12:08:47 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 01, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

Nonetheless still gotta agree that neutering takes away animals' slack though.

Sure, in approximately the same way that birth control takes away women's slack.

Closer to a hysterectomy/ovohysterectomy. Or castration. Learn some damn biology.

I've HAD a hysterectomy, and it's remarkably effective birth control, as it happens.

Are you familiar with the concept of anthropomorphizing? It's very common in children and people with low intellectual sophistication.

Are you familiar with the Mediocrity Principle?


Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 01:56:54 AM
That aside, the simile was not about the biological details, which, trust me, I am exceedingly familiar with, but about the release from the burden of biological imperatives that allows those of us so blessed by modern medical practices to live happier, healthier, longer lives.

Like women who have the option of not being pregnant, or animals who have been spayed or neutered.

We are all nothing but biology (unless you're some kind of cyborg, or you have an artificial leg or something like that South African athlete who shot his girlfriend)
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 07:00:52 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 02, 2015, 02:50:15 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 02, 2015, 01:22:00 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 12:08:47 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 01, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Hey bro, just FYI this is a bad place to bloviate on scientific or political topics you don't know anything about.

http://www.livescience.com/31997-dogs-and-humans-evolved-together.html

Nonetheless still gotta agree that neutering takes away animals' slack though.

Sure, in approximately the same way that birth control takes away women's slack.

Closer to a hysterectomy/ovohysterectomy. Or castration. Learn some damn biology.

I've HAD a hysterectomy, and it's remarkably effective birth control, as it happens.

Are you familiar with the concept of anthropomorphizing? It's very common in children and people with low intellectual sophistication.

Are you familiar with the Mediocrity Principle?

Is this your way of trying to make yourself feel better about being a half-assed student who didn't do enough undergrad work to get a job after graduation? That's an amusing implication, as the context of your very invocation of the mediocrity principle implies you don't understand it. That might explain a few things to you, if you were only smart enough to get them.

Quote
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 01:56:54 AM
That aside, the simile was not about the biological details, which, trust me, I am exceedingly familiar with, but about the release from the burden of biological imperatives that allows those of us so blessed by modern medical practices to live happier, healthier, longer lives.

Like women who have the option of not being pregnant, or animals who have been spayed or neutered.

We are all nothing but biology (unless you're some kind of cyborg, or you have an artificial leg or something like that South African athlete who shot his girlfriend)

I might have some kind of a clue that we're nothing but biology... or so you might have cottoned, if you had the attention span for paying attention to details like that. Which is rather a huge part of the reason that altering our biology has the potential to improve or degrade our lives, depending on the outcome... and science is all about outcomes. It's too bad you can't grasp that, or you might have a job as a scientist.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 07:02:54 AM
Poor li'l babe trying to play a game he already outclassed at, and doesn't know it.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 02, 2015, 07:36:22 AM
I was wondering where the next batch of Discord would come from.
Title: Re: What do people use pet animals for
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 02, 2015, 12:50:57 PM
I knew there was a reason I never bothered to put him on ignore.

I might anyway, though, because his forum signature is an abomination. Literally nothing in it is good or interesting.