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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 07:07:14 PM

Title: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 07:07:14 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Bruce_Springsteen_20080815.jpg/709px-Bruce_Springsteen_20080815.jpg)
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 11, 2014, 07:34:07 PM
I don't know who that is. :(
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 11, 2014, 08:08:26 PM
Bruce Springsteen I think
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on November 11, 2014, 08:15:23 PM
McConnell may be the new boss, but he'll never be THE Boss
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 08:16:08 PM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 11, 2014, 08:08:26 PM
Bruce Springsteen I think

He's been dead for a while.  They mummified him with tannic acid.

Which is just as well.  He didn't have to see this 90 year old dude arrested for feeding poor people.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/14372_345329968982218_5170005729783729288_n.jpg?oh=f89f435bca68dbc9e14b1a57ff3e806a&oe=551A5247&__gda__=1423038805_f0d1520c20da7e45660efc2e891f3ec9)
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 08:19:42 PM
Or a left wing site get the STATE wrong (it happened in Florida).
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 08:21:35 PM
Wrong again.  He was busted for protesting voter ID laws, and it WAS North Carolina.

No wonder the left is so fucked up.  They can't even keep propaganda straight when it's spoon fed to them.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Sita on November 11, 2014, 09:33:49 PM
There was a 90 year old in Fort Lauderdale that got arrested for feeding the homeless (http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/27285788/fort-lauderdale-police-arrest-elderly-man-for-feeding-homeless) though.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 11, 2014, 10:35:57 PM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 11, 2014, 08:08:26 PM
Bruce Springsteen I think

I know who Bruce Springsteen is. I don't know who Mitch McConnell is.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 11, 2014, 11:24:45 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 11, 2014, 10:35:57 PM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 11, 2014, 08:08:26 PM
Bruce Springsteen I think

I know who Bruce Springsteen is. I don't know who Mitch McConnell is.

Ah. He's the Republican soon-to-be majority leader in the Senate. He represents Kentucky.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 11, 2014, 11:30:52 PM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 11, 2014, 11:24:45 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 11, 2014, 10:35:57 PM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 11, 2014, 08:08:26 PM
Bruce Springsteen I think

I know who Bruce Springsteen is. I don't know who Mitch McConnell is.

Ah. He's the Republican soon-to-be majority leader in the Senate. He represents Kentucky.

Oh, OK.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 11:49:52 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 11, 2014, 11:30:52 PM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 11, 2014, 11:24:45 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 11, 2014, 10:35:57 PM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 11, 2014, 08:08:26 PM
Bruce Springsteen I think

I know who Bruce Springsteen is. I don't know who Mitch McConnell is.

Ah. He's the Republican soon-to-be majority leader in the Senate. He represents Kentucky.

Oh, OK.

AKA Droopy, AKA Close Your Legs You Filthy Slut, AKA Citizen's United Posterboy.

(http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/content/2013/0802-mitch-mcconnell-sized.jpg/16533507-1-eng-US/0802-MITCH-MCCONNELL-sized.jpg_full_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: LMNO on November 12, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
AKA Yertle.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2014, 12:17:41 AM
Those eyes are seriously bloodshot.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2014, 12:19:29 AM
I guess alcoholism makes some people really cranky.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 01:00:42 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 12, 2014, 12:19:29 AM
I guess alcoholism makes some people really cranky.

So does being a turtle.

He is the exemplar of modern republicanism.  He is the whole package.

He is also the senate majority leader.
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 12, 2014, 01:54:07 AM
Jon Stewart loves ripping on him, and does a pretty funny impression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yupATMVU35U
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 02:24:07 AM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on November 12, 2014, 01:54:07 AM
Jon Stewart loves ripping on him, and does a pretty funny impression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yupATMVU35U

:lulz:
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2014, 04:57:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 01:00:42 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 12, 2014, 12:19:29 AM
I guess alcoholism makes some people really cranky.

So does being a turtle.

He is the exemplar of modern republicanism.  He is the whole package.

He is also the senate majority leader.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 12, 2014, 03:00:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 07:07:14 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Bruce_Springsteen_20080815.jpg/709px-Bruce_Springsteen_20080815.jpg)

So when the fuck did Richard Dawkins start playing drums for springsteen?  :eek:
Title: Re: Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 03:01:03 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 12, 2014, 03:00:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 07:07:14 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Bruce_Springsteen_20080815.jpg/709px-Bruce_Springsteen_20080815.jpg)

So when the fuck did Richard Dawkins start playing drums for springsteen?  :eek:

That's just a look-alike.  You can tell because he isn't screeching misogyny.