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#55201
Or Kill Me / Re: tranquil rant
November 29, 2007, 05:27:22 AM
Hehe I just read that again and this time I think I get it. Well done!
#55202
WHO IS THAT GUY
#55203
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 28, 2007, 08:01:52 PM
If I had a CONEHAMMER,
I'd CONEHAMMER in the morning,
I'd CONEHAMMER in the evening,
All over this land...

Everyone!
:mittens:
#55204
Pls lobotomize me now.
#55205
Definitely nearing the end of the world now.
#55206
Literate Chaotic / Re: Favorite Song Lyrics/Poetry
November 28, 2007, 07:36:07 PM
Regina Spektor - Aching to Pupate

aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
pu-pu-pate
pupate
pupate
pu-pu-pate
pupate
I should peddle butterflies
there's a shortage in the city
i'll stand on a street corner
mysterious and giddy
when the passersby passby
i will open up my trenchcoat
they will see the butterflies
dangling like fake rolexes
every morning i wake up with a purpose and a smirk
i'll put on a fake mustache
I'll drink a heineken and eat cornflakes
then i'll call my mom and dad
tell them that i'm doing fine
or i'll write a tipsy letter to a friend of mine
or i'll jump on the bed waltzing madly with the broomstick
but before i leave the house i will fill my lips with lipstick
but peddling is a dirty sport
lots of competition in the city
everyone is on a street corner
all mysterious and giddy
some are selling bags and shoes
some are selling books and gold
i've been standing here for days
not one butterfly's been sold
and how i'm aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
aching to pupate
pu-pu-pate
pupate
pupate
pu-pu-pate
pupate
#55207
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on November 28, 2007, 06:33:04 PM
In The FutureTM we're all going to be totally obsessed with cones.

Do you need anything at the store?
Sure, pick me up a cone of water.

Where did you leave the keys?
They're on top of the cone.

Dude this basketball is so old fashioned I wish it was more conical
Yes the present is so much better since we replaced nearly everything with cones

CONE CONE CONE



YUOR SUCH A CONE
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: fucking hell, that hurts.
#55208
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 28, 2007, 04:26:02 PM
The balance would be more in your favor if it was a Drumstick instead of a Sno-Cone. 

!



Drumsticks are entirely conical, bringing us back to V= 1/3 π r^2 h! Which is the most beautiful equation. :Cone:
#55209
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
November 28, 2007, 05:59:36 PM
Quote from: Igor on November 28, 2007, 05:36:36 PM
Problem is that they then claim to live by the Bible's rules.

Well, yeah, if they are also claiming to be Christian. I wonder what portion of that 13% claim to be Christian, though?
#55210
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
November 28, 2007, 05:05:24 PM
I think they should get extra bonus points for having no idea what's in the Bible.
#55211
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
November 28, 2007, 04:43:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 28, 2007, 03:47:18 PM
Breaking News: 13% of Dutch people are idiots who need to die in a fire.

I kind of assumed that the 13% who think he's a character from the Bible were like "I don't fucking know, isn't that some stupid Christian holiday?"
#55212
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on November 28, 2007, 12:51:49 PM
did you take into account that math sucks and no one cares?

But sno-cones are awesome, I think that balances it out.
#55213
Quote from: LMNO on November 28, 2007, 12:42:18 PM
Did you take into account the half-dome of sno-cone that rises over the base of the cone?




Yeah, it started out as V= 1/3 π r^2 h + 2/3 π r^3 but someone pointed out to me that it could be simplified to V= 1/3 π r^2 (2r + h) but frankly I am not sure it's any simpler, or that it's any good, because by treating the cone + hemisphere as one object would you lose the implicit directions for measuring h which are obvious when considering the cone separately?
#55214
Quote from: triple zero on November 28, 2007, 12:08:33 PM
so, did you solve the revolution integral of a linear function, or how did you come up with it?

cause if you'd replace it with a nonlinear function, you could pretty much calculate the volume of any shape buttplug.

I do not even understand this post. Keep in mind that as a budding math student I am still in the stage where it is exciting to me to be able to calculate the volume of a cone and a hemisphere.
#55215
of a Sno-Cone:
1/3 π r^2 (2r + h)

Wait, does that even work?