Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Salty on January 24, 2017, 09:55:06 PM

Title: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Salty on January 24, 2017, 09:55:06 PM
I am not do sure Shifty will do.

SUGGESTIONS/AND, OR ABSOLUTE DECREES?

Grand Wizard of the Fuckbois is taken, apparently.

My original handle was going to be Poleris, which, I can see now, is a bit silly.

Thundercat Actual
Dr Octaroon
SillyBilly
SnapturtleOfDoom
Pickles
are all fine options.

YUO DECIDE, PD.*















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Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 24, 2017, 09:57:48 PM
I'd like to suggest "HateGoulash". In honor of you and your heritage.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 24, 2017, 10:01:34 PM
Malty
Salty
Walty
Pig Guppy (PgUpy)
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2017, 10:16:56 PM
For obvious reasons, I am fond of Dr. Octaroon, though I imagine it could lead to awkward questions.

Therefore, here are my suggestions:

Frogtooth
Grinny McGrinnerton
Dr. Pepper Spray
Bubbles
The Miscegenator
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2017, 10:17:16 PM
Honestly, though, these are all terrible.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Freeky on January 24, 2017, 10:39:30 PM
THE BEAR MACER has a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Faust on January 24, 2017, 10:41:53 PM
alt-alty
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: MMIX on January 24, 2017, 10:59:56 PM
I was a bit disturbed when I noticed that alty is Ytla backwards. The spelling is for shit but the pronunciation . . .
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 24, 2017, 11:08:34 PM
Eater of Clowns
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 24, 2017, 11:09:08 PM
wait no don't do that one
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Salty on January 24, 2017, 11:16:35 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2017, 10:16:56 PM
For obvious reasons, I am fond of Dr. Octaroon, though I imagine it could lead to awkward questions.

Therefore, here are my suggestions:

Frogtooth
Grinny McGrinnerton
Dr. Pepper Spray
Bubbles
The Miscegenator

Oh dear. I knew I knew that word and wasn't pulling it out of my Ass. I was trying to refer to the color of magic on the Discworld, which I now remember is Octarine.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2017, 11:39:11 PM
The Artist Formerly Known as Alty
Captain YooHoo
El Capitano
West Coast Hustle
Django Unblamed
Blue Pillsbury Doughboy
Mister E

These are pretty terrible too. Maybe just change the spelling? "Ahlty"? What about Zalty? Has a ring.


Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 12:59:51 AM
Quote from: Freeky on January 24, 2017, 10:39:30 PM
THE BEAR MACER has a nice ring to it.

:lulz:
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 01:01:11 AM

Quote from: Shifty on January 24, 2017, 11:16:35 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2017, 10:16:56 PM
For obvious reasons, I am fond of Dr. Octaroon, though I imagine it could lead to awkward questions.

Therefore, here are my suggestions:

Frogtooth
Grinny McGrinnerton
Dr. Pepper Spray
Bubbles
The Miscegenator

Oh dear. I knew I knew that word and wasn't pulling it out of my Ass. I was trying to refer to the color of magic on the Discworld, which I now remember is Octarine.

Yyyyyeah, but man, those awkward questions could really be a selling point, you know?

Also I now want to change all my handles to Dr. Octaroon. That is amazing.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Cain on January 25, 2017, 01:09:36 AM
What about Grand Wizard of the Fuccbois?
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Salty on January 25, 2017, 01:33:26 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 24, 2017, 09:57:48 PM
I'd like to suggest "HateGoulash". In honor of you and your heritage.

That is definitely on the short list.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Salty on January 25, 2017, 01:34:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 25, 2017, 01:09:36 AM
What about Grand Wizard of the Fuccbois?

Ooooh.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Salty on January 25, 2017, 01:34:46 AM
These are great and terrible suggestions. This will take some consideration or rash impulse.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Freeky on January 25, 2017, 02:06:28 AM
For your consideration:  "Impulsive Rash"
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 04:55:44 AM
I'm casting my vote for Salty. Because he is.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Aucoq on January 25, 2017, 07:51:41 AM
Alty-Righty?
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 12:51:20 PM
Spaglord
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Trivial on January 25, 2017, 01:46:47 PM
Ctrly
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: hooplala on January 25, 2017, 02:29:39 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 04:55:44 AM
I'm casting my vote for Salty. Because he is.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Salty on January 25, 2017, 06:32:28 PM
SALTY HAS IT.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Salty on January 25, 2017, 06:33:06 PM
I was also considering Macey.

But I think Salty will do juuuust fine.

Thank you all for your input.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 06:48:02 PM
Now I can sing "Salty Dog" to you in your sleep.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Salty on January 25, 2017, 07:02:35 PM
HateGoulash is going to be my band name though.

My band consisting of me on the banjo with a harmonica headgear and a cat.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 07:09:12 PM
Request for you to use the cat as headgear.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 07:34:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 07:09:12 PM
Request for you to use the cat as headgear.

Our cat more or less forces herself on you as headgear.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: hooplala on January 25, 2017, 11:48:06 PM
Quote from: Salty on January 25, 2017, 07:02:35 PM
HateGoulash is going to be my band name though.

My band consisting of me on the banjo with a harmonica headgear and a cat.

I play a pretty mean jingle bell if I do say so myself. I don't have a very wide repertoire, but I can play the hell out of I Wanna Be Your Dog.

Just throwing it out there.
Title: Re: NAME THAT SPAG
Post by: Cain on January 26, 2017, 12:49:35 AM
Quote from: Salty on January 25, 2017, 01:34:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 25, 2017, 01:09:36 AM
What about Grand Wizard of the Fuccbois?

Ooooh.

Imperial Grand Wizard of the Fuccbois would have worked too.