If you wish to write random pineal-vomit, put it here so that everybody else can simply ignore you.
(Note: I will not be posting here any longer, so free reign.) And people who will probably accuse me of encouraging the nonsense, I'm slowly starting to get things here, so I don't really encourage the nonsense... I just think it needs this dumping space so it doesn't go in serious discussions.
So, what, this is like a shooting range?
Not sure how I feel about this, but I'll give it a try. Could be kinda funny to see all the Pineal turkeys lined up in a row and mow them down in one fell swoop.
This is more like a newb is butthurt thread.
Oh. Laem.
I'm sensing an assumption here. An assumption that the stunts most won't stand to have walk down the streets will be allowed if it's kept confined to specially prepared basements, clubs, or conventions.
No promises about things rolling that way here.
This thread is bullshit.
Now where the hell is the Wandering Furby thread?
Why are noobs always so prone to butt hurt?
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 06, 2009, 10:07:23 PM
If you wish to write random pineal-vomit, put it here so that everybody else can simply ignore you.
(Note: I will not be posting here any longer, so free reign.) And people who will probably accuse me of encouraging the nonsense, I'm slowly starting to get things here, so I don't really encourage the nonsense... I just think it needs this dumping space so it doesn't go in serious discussions.
How thoughtful of you.
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
This thread is bullshit.
Now where the hell is the Wandering Furby thread?
I lost it. :oops:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:37:01 AM
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 06, 2009, 10:07:23 PM
If you wish to write random pineal-vomit, put it here so that everybody else can simply ignore you.
(Note: I will not be posting here any longer, so free reign.) And people who will probably accuse me of encouraging the nonsense, I'm slowly starting to get things here, so I don't really encourage the nonsense... I just think it needs this dumping space so it doesn't go in serious discussions.
How thoughtful of you.
To make up for my previous noobiness, and I owed you for the grace period; I'm still learning all of this.
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 01:39:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:37:01 AM
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 06, 2009, 10:07:23 PM
If you wish to write random pineal-vomit, put it here so that everybody else can simply ignore you.
(Note: I will not be posting here any longer, so free reign.) And people who will probably accuse me of encouraging the nonsense, I'm slowly starting to get things here, so I don't really encourage the nonsense... I just think it needs this dumping space so it doesn't go in serious discussions.
How thoughtful of you.
To make up for my previous noobiness, and I owed you for the grace period; I'm still learning all of this.
Yeah, but the forum monkeys have caught your scent. You're doomed.
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 01:39:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:37:01 AM
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 06, 2009, 10:07:23 PM
If you wish to write random pineal-vomit, put it here so that everybody else can simply ignore you.
(Note: I will not be posting here any longer, so free reign.) And people who will probably accuse me of encouraging the nonsense, I'm slowly starting to get things here, so I don't really encourage the nonsense... I just think it needs this dumping space so it doesn't go in serious discussions.
How thoughtful of you.
To make up for my previous noobiness, and I owed you for the grace period; I'm still learning all of this.
Dude, heres the secret to getting along with us:
Don't be a discordian here. We don't like discordians. We prefer human beings. Or at least monkeys that have learned to stand upright and talk and communicate coherently, and understand what a signal-to-noise ratio is and why you shouldn't be contributing to the noise and trying to up the signal.
It's not too late to make amends, but if you keep on making shitty topics like this, you'll get no respect.
That being said, always keep in mind,
FISH.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Take that as an example of what you shouldn't do.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:37:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
This thread is bullshit.
Now where the hell is the Wandering Furby thread?
I lost it. :oops:
I NUKED IT, MUHWAHHAHA :evil:
:crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:37:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
This thread is bullshit.
Now where the hell is the Wandering Furby thread?
I lost it. :oops:
I NUKED IT, MUHWAHHAHA :evil:
:crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
Never did. It's around someplace.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:54:18 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:37:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
This thread is bullshit.
Now where the hell is the Wandering Furby thread?
I lost it. :oops:
I NUKED IT, MUHWAHHAHA :evil:
:crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
Never did. It's around someplace.
I thought I saw it around Literate Chaotic, but it turned out it was just some stale vomit.
<draws a sigil on screen with peanut butter>
I INVOKE THE GODS OF SHITSTORM AND PINEALISM AND DECLARE THIS IN THEIR NAME THE NEW CRAP BLACK HOLE OF THE FORUMZ
NOW, NEWCOMER, ANSWER THIS WITH TRUTH SPEAKING THRU YOUR HEART AND MUMBLING TRAP:
WHAT IS MEEP?
AND HOW MANY CAN YOU FIT INTO A JEEP!?!?
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 07, 2009, 01:56:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:54:18 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:37:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
This thread is bullshit.
Now where the hell is the Wandering Furby thread?
I lost it. :oops:
I NUKED IT, MUHWAHHAHA :evil:
:crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
Never did. It's around someplace.
I thought I saw it around Literate Chaotic, but it turned out it was just some stale vomit.
It has become like unto The Flying Dutchman, there to remind us of our sins and scare the shit out of the new hands. It will simply sail in and out of the board at will, like some huge fucking navigation hazard.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/flying-dutchman_480x3201.jpg)
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 01:58:53 AM
WHAT IS MEEP?
AND HOW MANY CAN YOU FIT INTO A JEEP!?!?
You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order. However, pinealism does not belong here; this site appears creative-orderly for the purpose of creative disorder and the realization of the chaotic illusions that are disorder and order. Or perhaps Mal-2 actually erred by inserting pineal-ocity in the Principia Discordia. Either way, The Repectable Reverend, I hope this thread will keep the pineal-obsessed twits <--Here and not there---> in serious topics, and I'm still a noob, so mercy please. But I know: the grace period.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:08:25 AM
You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
LOL THATS 22 WORDS FNORD ALMOST 23 !11!!1 AND YOUR NAME IS 20 LETTERS!!111
SO IF YOU ADD 22+20=42/2=21 AND AND
THAT MAKES A PROGRESSION OF 20 (The Good Reverend Roger)-21(42/2)-22 (You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.) AND THE NEXT ONE IS 23 OHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 02:22:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:08:25 AM
You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
LOL THATS 22 WORDS FNORD ALMOST 23 !11!!1 AND YOUR NAME IS 20 LETTERS!!111
SO IF YOU ADD 22+20=42/2=21 AND AND
THAT MAKES A PROGRESSION OF 20 (The Good Reverend Roger)-21(42/2)-22 (You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.) AND THE NEXT ONE IS 23 OHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Bravery is the step before castration; you're going to end up trapped in this thread...
THISISMYNAME.STOPASKING = 23 CHARACTERS ZOMG 1!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZOMBOCALYPSE IMMINENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
(http://www.etaglive.com/Attachments/5/4/8/or_548d4ed0-7be2-4c76-b34f-8ed8356b96c0.jpg)
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 02:18:32 AM
Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.
Maybe. And maybe Air Force test pilots will come ploughing out of my arse on rocket sleds.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:27:13 AM
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 02:18:32 AM
Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.
Maybe. And maybe Air Force test pilots will come ploughing out of my arse on rocket sleds.
Yeah, you're right. :| And I'm wasting a grace-post just on that, so I'm also going to include that the number 23 is irrelevant, as the number 5 is the only numerologically significant one acknowledged. Then again, rule 5 of the pentabarf. Hm...
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 02:24:49 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 02:22:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:08:25 AM
You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
LOL THATS 22 WORDS FNORD ALMOST 23 !11!!1 AND YOUR NAME IS 20 LETTERS!!111
SO IF YOU ADD 22+20=42/2=21 AND AND
THAT MAKES A PROGRESSION OF 20 (The Good Reverend Roger)-21(42/2)-22 (You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.) AND THE NEXT ONE IS 23 OHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Bravery is the step before castration; you're going to end up trapped in this thread...
OH NOEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ROGER IS DRIVING ZE TRUCK WITH AINI AND US ALL OVER THE CLIFF WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(http://www.ci.garland.tx.us/NR/rdonlyres/A2A6395F-3244-4221-8EB8-A449E6D3A901/0/EWSAdequatelyTarpedVehicle.jpg)
WE ARE TAAAARPEEED !!11!!11!
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 02:33:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:27:13 AM
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 02:18:32 AM
Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.
Maybe. And maybe Air Force test pilots will come ploughing out of my arse on rocket sleds.
Yeah, you're right. :| And I'm wasting a grace-post just on that, so I'm also going to include that the number 23 is irrelevant, as the number 5 is the only numerologically significant one acknowledged. Then again, rule 5 of the pentabarf. Hm...
Doin' it wrong.
<stops looking thru ashtray to find unfiltered cigarretes that have 2 inches left on them>
Look buddy, i myself consider myself a discordian, but i wouldnt say the same thing for others here.
I think the PD book is outdated and utter crap except for the concepts behind it.
Eris is what brings us together, not some shitty interpretation a hippie did 50-70 years ago.
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 02:33:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:27:13 AM
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 07, 2009, 02:18:32 AM
Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.
Maybe. And maybe Air Force test pilots will come ploughing out of my arse on rocket sleds.
Yeah, you're right. :| And I'm wasting a grace-post just on that, so I'm also going to include that the number 23 is irrelevant, as the number 5 is the only numerologically significant one acknowledged. Then again, rule 5 of the pentabarf. Hm...
If you're so aware of the 50-post rule, you might understand what a good post looks like.
might.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging
Also, would be an obvious if not effective troll on a board with a weaker social structure.
SOCKS!!!!
(http://bumout.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/tcj-socks-01.jpg)
(http://gooddeedaday.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/socks.jpg)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1154/1332330123_c55f3f1e09.jpg?v=0)
(http://oha-yo.com/images/socks.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2304/1761236043_f1cc774cda.jpg)
AND HARAJUKU MAGIC CRAZY HAPPY!!
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d14/Athanos8/Harajuku.jpg)
I liked the sock pictures! :D
I am a Discordian and I like the PD. And I still, to this day, find it relevant, amusing, and meaningful. So fuck ALL of you.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 07, 2009, 05:58:07 AM
I am a Discordian and I like the PD. And I still, to this day, find it relevant, amusing, and meaningful. So fuck ALL of you.
I can agree with you.
I also think that socks with your blood type on em are awesome!
Idk why i find socks with the toes outlined to be creepy.
probably because they ARE creepy.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 07, 2009, 05:58:07 AM
I am a Discordian and I like the PD. And I still, to this day, find parts of it relevant, amusing, and meaningful.
Fixed for personal accuracy.
Is that pineal junk in your trunk or are you just happy to see me?
i fuckin love toe socks i fuckin love em WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEe!
'sept they all have holes innum!
:cry:
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 06, 2009, 10:07:23 PM
If you wish to write random pineal-vomit, put it here so that everybody else can simply ignore you.
(Note: I will not be posting here any longer, so free reign.) And people who will probably accuse me of encouraging the nonsense, I'm slowly starting to get things here, so I don't really encourage the nonsense... I just think it needs this dumping space so it doesn't go in serious discussions.
Some say that a pineal wit,
for the modern Discordian git,
is oh so passe,
in this modern day.
But I think that they're full of shit.
Sometimes the game that one plays,
can be seen in multiple ways,
some speak in e-prime,
which isn't a crime,
but often, it is just a phase.
Yes, some still like classics like Fnord,
and will jake any time that they're bored,
They may speak of Mal-2
or The Great Cthulhu
till they sound like a broken record.
"But, what's wrong with that," some inquire.
"if pineal jokes I admire?"
You think its shit,
but I think it's wit
and you can go DIAF.
- Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 07, 2009, 05:07:34 PM
Some say that a pineal wit,
for the modern Discordian git,
is oh so passe,
in this modern day.
But I think that they're full of shit.
Sometimes the game that one plays,
can be seen in multiple ways,
some speak in e-prime,
which isn't a crime,
but often, it is just a phase.
Yes, some still like classics like Fnord,
and will jake any time that they're bored,
They may speak of Mal-2
or The Great Cthulhu
till they sound like a broken record.
"But, what's wrong with that," some inquire.
"if pineal jokes I admire?"
You think its shit,
but I think it's wit
and you can go DIAF.
- Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
:mittens: Nice.
Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 01:39:00 PM
I am a Discordian and I like the PD. And I still, to this day, find parts of it relevant, amusing, and meaningful.
Fixed so that I don't appear to be speaking your sentiment.
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 07, 2009, 05:07:34 PM
Quote from: ThisIsMyName.StopAsking on December 06, 2009, 10:07:23 PM
If you wish to write random pineal-vomit, put it here so that everybody else can simply ignore you.
(Note: I will not be posting here any longer, so free reign.) And people who will probably accuse me of encouraging the nonsense, I'm slowly starting to get things here, so I don't really encourage the nonsense... I just think it needs this dumping space so it doesn't go in serious discussions.
Some say that a pineal wit,
for the modern Discordian git,
is oh so passe,
in this modern day.
But I think that they're full of shit.
Sometimes the game that one plays,
can be seen in multiple ways,
some speak in e-prime,
which isn't a crime,
but often, it is just a phase.
Yes, some still like classics like Fnord,
and will jake any time that they're bored,
They may speak of Mal-2
or The Great Cthulhu
till they sound like a broken record.
"But, what's wrong with that," some inquire.
"if pineal jokes I admire?"
You think its shit,
but I think it's wit
and you can go DIAF.
- Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Your limerick truly kicks ass,
Though some old ones will prob give me sass,
But I'd also agree,
To a certain degree,
That pineal junk is a gas.
Mustard, in this case.
This thread is :facepalm::awesome:
OMG YAK ATTACK
(http://zebu.uoregon.edu/~probs/yak.gif)
(http://fvsf.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/yak_276x280.jpg)
(http://www.overseer.com.au/slackyak.com/yak.gif)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/17/22883042_01f3a1a3d2.jpg)
(http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/articles/zoo/Yak.jpg)
Enlightenment upon returning home from the shed:
You cannot convince them because they already know.
Your problem is you've put it off for too long and now it's all cacophony.
. . . keep chewing
Wintertime means you've got a freezer full of meat.
. . . Keep chewing.
Now you've got a theme
. . . Keep chewing.
Blaaaargh.
This one and the furby should be fused together :mrgreen:
Quote from: JohNyx on December 11, 2009, 02:09:25 PM
This one and the furby should be fused together :mrgreen:
No, Furby is only for Furby. This clown hasn't earned a fail thread. Yet.
For example, a man in a chicken suit playing "What Is Love" on a pianica:
http://vimeo.com/8121722
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1011;sa=showPosts
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
\
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J9PlRvGGXS8/SfaZ4w1zw2I/AAAAAAAAAl0/-N-fNMQR6b4/s400/rodan2.jpg)
heheh
I saw the topic was Re: ITT: We post stupid Dada-ist shit.
GAMARA IS NOT AMUSED!
\
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gamvsgaos/gamvsgaos3.jpg)
For some reason, the pictures of toe-socks made me really angry...
(http://www.baronbob.com/toesocksoverhead.jpg)
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 13, 2009, 10:21:35 PM
(http://www.baronbob.com/toesocksoverhead.jpg)
EVIL EVIL TOE SOCKS! :horrormirth:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SockSwas.jpg)
Quote from: Payne on December 13, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SockSwas.jpg)
:horrormirth:
why must you scare me so?
don't worry Photofuckit will have it deleted with days. They hate swastikas, and doubtless also toe sock sockstikas.
sockstika!
I love it.
Even though toe socks also give me the heebie-jeebies.
toe socks are creepy cos socks are supposed to hide the mutant things you put your shoes in. NOT emphasise the nobbly parts.
Quote from: Payne on December 13, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SockSwas.jpg)
Heil Footler?
ATTN URVERBODY!
Does anyone have TGRR's face grinning evilly?
Hm.
Can you link me to Sinister Scowls 1 and 2?
Quote from: Hangshai on December 14, 2009, 02:52:47 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 13, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SockSwas.jpg)
Heil Footler?
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/footler.jpg)
Drei Fuß, fünfzehn zehen surely :?
As long as you understand what it's supposed to say, I don't give a shit what it actually does say.
~~~Payne: Used the MSPaint of Online Translators.
No, wait.
That's "One Leg, One Foot, Five toes!". So no, not two feet and ten toes. Only the leg with the toe sock on counted you see.
Yeah so you're implying Hitler was a double amputee which only serves to make your "foot for a head" claim less believable :argh!:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2009, 02:29:59 PM
Yeah so you're implying Hitler was a double amputee which only serves to make your "foot for a head" claim less believable :argh!:
No, I'm claiming
Footler had a foot for a head. The WOMP doesn't show his lower extremities, but I would guess that yeah he's a double amputee which is the source of his rage.
Footler couldn't be a double amputee and I'll prove this using SCIENCE.
If Footler had more than the average (1.999) number of feet he would indeed have been notable for his inordinately large sock requirement and hence the name "Footler" would have stuck.
If he had less (eg only 1) then logic dictates that he would have been called "Footless"
Stop trying to wriggle off the hook and admit you made a mistake you fucking degenerate :argh!:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
Footler couldn't be a double amputee and I'll prove this using SCIENCE.
If Footler had more than the average (1.999) number of feet he would indeed have been notable for his inordinately large sock requirement and hence the name "Footler" would have stuck.
If he had less (eg only 1) then logic dictates that he would have been called "Footless"
Stop trying to wriggle off the hook and admit you made a mistake you fucking degenerate :argh!:
Right. It's off to Socksenhausen for you. Communist.
Quote from: Payne on December 14, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
Footler couldn't be a double amputee and I'll prove this using SCIENCE.
If Footler had more than the average (1.999) number of feet he would indeed have been notable for his inordinately large sock requirement and hence the name "Footler" would have stuck.
If he had less (eg only 1) then logic dictates that he would have been called "Footless"
Stop trying to wriggle off the hook and admit you made a mistake you fucking degenerate :argh!:
Right. It's off to Socksenhausen for you. Communist.
Sock It To Me!
\
(http://www.evtv1.com/images/sockittome.jpg)
Feet are cute. They're very personal and individual. It's a part of our bodies that we hide almost all the time... so there's something kind of intimate about seeing someone's bare feet.
And toe socks are an ABOMINATION.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 14, 2009, 07:23:59 PM
Feet are cute. They're very personal and individual. It's a part of our bodies that we hide almost all the time... so there's something kind of intimate about seeing someone's bare feet.
Not mine.
TGRR,
Always wears boots, and has callouses on his callouses.
I like toe socks! Not to wear, but to see on other people. They look funny to me.
Toe socks are nothing. I've seen someone walking around in toe shoes. It was one of stranger things I saw that day; imagine if someone dipped their foot in rubber and let it dry.
Quote from: Cainad on December 14, 2009, 07:29:37 PM
Toe socks are nothing. I've seen someone walking around in toe shoes. It was one of stranger things I saw that day; imagine if someone dipped their foot in rubber and let it dry.
I hope this never becomes popular. That's the type of thing that would send me into a blind rage.
I need to see a picture of these. :lol: They sound like a nice little visual mindfuck.
http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/
My dad wears those, but they're mostly because they apparently help with his leg pains.
Quote from: Cainad on December 14, 2009, 07:29:37 PM
Toe socks are nothing. I've seen someone walking around in toe shoes. It was one of stranger things I saw that day; imagine if someone dipped their foot in rubber and let it dry.
I've seen those! They creep me out.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 14, 2009, 07:56:38 PM
http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/
Those look HILARIOUS! I wonder how they'd feel...
Quote from: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 08:37:36 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 14, 2009, 07:56:38 PM
http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/
Those look HILARIOUS! I wonder how they'd feel...
I imagine they'd feel like toe socks, only harder.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 14, 2009, 07:56:38 PM
http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/
:horrormirth:
stoppit wif teh feets!
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 03:44:05 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 14, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
Footler couldn't be a double amputee and I'll prove this using SCIENCE.
If Footler had more than the average (1.999) number of feet he would indeed have been notable for his inordinately large sock requirement and hence the name "Footler" would have stuck.
If he had less (eg only 1) then logic dictates that he would have been called "Footless"
Stop trying to wriggle off the hook and admit you made a mistake you fucking degenerate :argh!:
Right. It's off to Socksenhausen for you. Communist.
Sock It To Me!
\
(http://www.evtv1.com/images/sockittome.jpg)
this exchange made me :lulz: and :facepalm:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 14, 2009, 07:56:38 PM
http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/
AHH! FUCK! MY GODDAMN EYES!!!!! WHYYYY!!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, VIBRAM!!!!
Sorry about that. On topic:
Galoshes, rutabaga, Superman.
ha ha, I got my own fail thread. I feel so awesome. I wonder what put me over the top.
I'm training an army of evil (maybe just misunderstood) trance dancing badgers to take over the world. The problem is that they take seven years to train, like the Iraqi army (they were always like, we're training them, we're training them, fucking a, how long does it take to train someone to shoot a gun). Badgers are slow learners, I found out, especially dancing ones who are rolling all the time. And bright lights blind them because their eyes are dialated. So I had to custom-order badger sunglasses. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find badger sunglasses? It's really hard. I wish Dr. No was here to help me. I only found Dr. Yes, and that guy sucks. Did you know he wanted to make an army of apes, like on the forth planet of the apes movie where the apes take over. And I said "don't ever start a sentence with a conjunction, you douche-bag." Apes aren't gonna take over anything.
My cat eats cantaloupes. Seriously. Why would a cat eat a cantaloupe. I don't understand.
And what to do once you take over the world? That's the real question. Do you make it better, or worse? Or do you have to keep going, 'cause that's your only purpose in life. Maybe take over the moon or something. Can you take it over if nobody lives there?
Shizaam!
Quote from: evil_goat on December 16, 2009, 01:06:42 AM
Why would a cat eat a cantaloupe. I don't understand.
Something tells me that's not the only thing you don't understand.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 16, 2009, 01:06:42 AM
ha ha, I got my own fail thread. I feel so awesome. I wonder what put me over the top.
I'm training an army of evil (maybe just misunderstood) trance dancing badgers to take over the world. The problem is that they take seven years to train, like the Iraqi army (they were always like, we're training them, we're training them, fucking a, how long does it take to train someone to shoot a gun). Badgers are slow learners, I found out, especially dancing ones who are rolling all the time. And bright lights blind them because their eyes are dialated. So I had to custom-order badger sunglasses. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find badger sunglasses? It's really hard. I wish Dr. No was here to help me. I only found Dr. Yes, and that guy sucks. Did you know he wanted to make an army of apes, like on the forth planet of the apes movie where the apes take over. And I said "don't ever start a sentence with a conjunction, you douche-bag." Apes aren't gonna take over anything.
My cat eats cantaloupes. Seriously. Why would a cat eat a cantaloupe. I don't understand.
And what to do once you take over the world? That's the real question. Do you make it better, or worse? Or do you have to keep going, 'cause that's your only purpose in life. Maybe take over the moon or something. Can you take it over if nobody lives there?
Shizaam!
It's "Shazam".
shizam sounds better. SHIZAM! SHAZAM! it's better with an 'i'. i know it stands for something:
S The wisdom of Solomon;
H The strength of Hercules; I The Irascibility of Ian (he was a guy who was really irascible, he invented freeze dried apricots)
A The stamina of Atlas;
Z The power of Zeus;
A The courage of Achilles;
M The speed of Mercury.
Definitely improved.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 16, 2009, 01:17:41 AM
shizam sounds better. SHIZAM! SHAZAM! it's better with an 'i'. i know it stands for something:
S The wisdom of Solomon;
H The strength of Hercules; I The Irascibility of Ian (he was a guy who was really irascible, he invented freeze dried apricots)
A The stamina of Atlas;
Z The power of Zeus;
A The courage of Achilles;
M The speed of Mercury.
Definitely improved.
I CALL SPAGGOTRY
I formally invite everyone to spew out some spagottry here.
(http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/291244406/PurpleMongoose_bigger.jpg)
Quote1. Purple Mongoose 7 up, 5 down love it hate it
buy purple mongoose mugs, tshirts and magnets
during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.
Jane dies from a severe Purple Mongoose attempt, but John is still alive.
That is anatomically infeasible. I'm offended.
And speaking of purple:
I think i found LadyPurplEris myspace. :lulz:
http://www.myspace.com/erislovesyou (http://www.myspace.com/erislovesyou)
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LOL ZE KITTEH
(http://www.248am.com/images/poordog.jpg)
AVATAR PET !!
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/stpats_spray_paint_dog.jpg)
Geez, they reproduce like roaches, only one way to terminate them...
Quote from: evil_goat on December 16, 2009, 01:17:41 AM
shizam sounds better. SHIZAM! SHAZAM! it's better with an 'i'. i know it stands for something:
S The wisdom of Solomon;
H The strength of Hercules; I The Irascibility of Ian (he was a guy who was really irascible, he invented freeze dried apricots)
A The stamina of Atlas;
Z The power of Zeus;
A The courage of Achilles;
M The speed of Mercury.
Definitely improved.
SIAZAM? :?
ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE :argh!: