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Title: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Salty on August 17, 2011, 08:03:57 PM
Uh. Are there any?
I'm heading there in next month to visit Pirate Hooker while she's dealing with some mystery disease. I'd like to take the opportunity to have a beer with as many spags as I can when able.

I know there are some Ohio spags but as I'm told that Ohio is Michigan's sworn enemy I won't be heading that way.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 08:07:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 17, 2011, 08:03:57 PM
Uh. Are there any?
I'm heading there in next month to visit Pirate Hooker while she's dealing with some mystery disease. I'd like to take the opportunity to have a beer with as many spags as I can when able.

I know there are some Ohio spags but as I'm told that Ohio is Michigan's sworn enemy I won't be heading that way.

Holler if you go up thru the Lou!
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Fast Eddy on August 17, 2011, 08:18:18 PM
I'm from Flint. Don't know about having a beer or doing a whole lot of anything due to job search and school, but if you're planning on going through that area I can recommend some places to stop by, depending on your interests.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 17, 2011, 08:32:56 PM
I'd like to recommend a nice place to grab a beer in Michigan, but having lived there before I know there aren't any.

What part of the state you headed to? If it's Oakland County, I can drop some minimal local knowledge on you that may or may not still be valid, if it's anywhere else in Metro Detroit I can recommend "no".

The coast is nice once you get north of the thumb on the eastern side or Benton Harbor on the western side.

For fuck's sake, DO NOT stop in Benton Harbor.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: rong on August 17, 2011, 09:07:11 PM
I'm a Michigan spag.  My barn is the best place around for beers.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Salty on August 18, 2011, 12:59:24 AM
I think I'll be in Brooklyn?

I'm not overly worried about places to go since I'll have PH, her friends and family and what not to show me around. Though any places of note according to spags is always worth checking out.

I'm flying direct from AK to MI and will be there about a week. I just wanted to if anyone was around during my reprieve from this place.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: rong on August 18, 2011, 08:24:29 PM
That is the incorrect peninsula
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: notathing on August 18, 2011, 10:35:55 PM
I am a spag in Michigan! :D

Currently, I am located on the east side of metro Detroit. 

I know my way around metro Detroit quite well and can recommend some places to go and whatnot. 

If you'd be willing to travel to Ann Arbor or further east to what is generally considered metro Detroit, then I'd totally have a beer with you, man.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 19, 2011, 06:33:43 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on August 18, 2011, 10:35:55 PM
I am a spag in Michigan! :D

Currently, I am located on the east side of metro Detroit. 

I know my way around metro Detroit quite well and can recommend some places to go and whatnot. 

If you'd be willing to travel to Ann Arbor or further east to what is generally considered metro Detroit, then I'd totally have a beer with you, man.

And suddenly it all made sense. :lulz:

hate to break it to you, LGS, but the Grosse Pointes aren't allowed to refer to themselves as Metro Detroit.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: notathing on August 19, 2011, 06:53:47 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 19, 2011, 06:33:43 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on August 18, 2011, 10:35:55 PM
I am a spag in Michigan! :D

Currently, I am located on the east side of metro Detroit. 

I know my way around metro Detroit quite well and can recommend some places to go and whatnot. 

If you'd be willing to travel to Ann Arbor or further east to what is generally considered metro Detroit, then I'd totally have a beer with you, man.

And suddenly it all made sense. :lulz:

hate to break it to you, LGS, but the Grosse Pointes aren't allowed to refer to themselves as Metro Detroit.

no you figured me out  :horrormirth:

metro Detroit is vague lol Grosse Pointe totally counts.

at least I didn't say I was from Detroit proper, bro; then I would really deserve ridicule.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 19, 2011, 07:16:55 PM
Nope. The Grosse Points are actually the poshest and westernmost suburb of Windsor. :lulz:

If you want to be posh and still be in Metro Detroit, you'll have to move to Keego Harbor or West Bloomfield.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: notathing on August 20, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 19, 2011, 07:16:55 PM
Nope. The Grosse Points are actually the poshest and westernmost suburb of Windsor. :lulz:

If you want to be posh and still be in Metro Detroit, you'll have to move to Keego Harbor or West Bloomfield.

lol oh now i understand grosse pointe better  :D

i'd move to west bloomfield if someone else would pay for my life there  :lulz:
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 08:10:39 PM
I know a guy there who would go for that, but I wouldn't wish him on you.

Though in all seriousness you can find nice places there for reasonable rent if you look hard enough.

I mean, I lived there on a bouncer's income. You just gotta stay on the other side of Cooley Lake Rd. from the actual lakes. Or over on the side of town closer to Commerce.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: notathing on August 20, 2011, 08:29:57 PM
I don't want to move over there that badly hah.

the west side is so impractical; everything is so spread out.

and I need to be by a giant lake or else I will feel lost forever!
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 10:42:45 PM
yeah, you could fit all of the highland lakes into St. Clair and have room left over.

On the other hand, I'm willing to let the water from Union Lake or Orchard Lake touch my actual skin. :lulz:
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: notathing on August 20, 2011, 10:51:33 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 20, 2011, 10:42:45 PM

On the other hand, I'm willing to let the water from Union Lake or Orchard Lake touch my actual skin. :lulz:

I've been swimming in Lake St Clair before and it was fine!

shit son, I even have swam in the Detroit River  :lulz:
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2011, 12:20:44 AM
Funny...I've seen pictures of you that you posted and I don't remember you looking horribly scarred and deformed.

Also, if that's true, congratulations. You may be the only person I know with bigger balls than me. :lulz:
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: notathing on August 21, 2011, 07:28:27 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 21, 2011, 12:20:44 AM
Funny...I've seen pictures of you that you posted and I don't remember you looking horribly scarred and deformed.

Also, if that's true, congratulations. You may be the only person I know with bigger balls than me. :lulz:

indeed it is true.

i'm a fuckin tanuki, man :punchballs:
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Salty on September 09, 2011, 06:38:34 AM
Kay, so I leave my glorious home on the 11th and head back on the 17th. It looked like there were a few spags n here. LCS and Rong? If you guys wanna hang just PM me your info and we'll see what's what when I get down there. My plan is: As little as possibe/booze/Sweet Sweet Pirate Hooker...which is going to eat up most of that week.

Look out 'muricka! I'm gonna be all up your grill glove.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: rong on September 09, 2011, 10:25:11 PM
I live about 480 miles away from where you will be at.

If I understand right, you are from Alaska? Are you driving to Michigan? Are you driving through the UP?  PM me if you wanna hang out, ill getcha directions.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Salty on September 09, 2011, 10:43:38 PM
Nah dude I'm flying. Pirate Hooker has also warned me about you UPers.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 10, 2011, 02:53:08 AM
I have sworn to never step foot in the state of Michigan. I don't think I have to explain why.

Also, Detroit has an east side?  :?
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: rong on September 10, 2011, 11:07:10 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 10, 2011, 02:53:08 AM
I have sworn to never step foot in the state of Michigan. I don't think I have to explain why.

Also, Detroit has an east side?  :?

i'm kind of curious - why?
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Salty on September 10, 2011, 11:27:05 PM
He's afraid of the obvious repercussions of the damage he did to your local economy.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: rong on September 10, 2011, 11:44:57 PM
huh?
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 11, 2011, 12:09:55 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 10, 2011, 02:53:08 AM
I have sworn to never step foot in the state of Michigan. I don't think I have to explain why.

Also, Detroit has an east side?  :?

Not really. It has the Grosse Pointes, which are extremely posh suburban enclaves sometimes referred to as "East Detroit" by people who think it conveys more street cred than admitting they live in some of the wealthiest suburbs in the country.
Title: Re: Michigan Spags!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2011, 10:38:17 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 11, 2011, 12:09:55 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 10, 2011, 02:53:08 AM
I have sworn to never step foot in the state of Michigan. I don't think I have to explain why.

Also, Detroit has an east side?  :?

Not really. It has the Grosse Pointes, which are extremely posh suburban enclaves sometimes referred to as "East Detroit" by people who think it conveys more street cred than admitting they live in some of the wealthiest suburbs in the country.

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