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Also, do never message TheMgt.

When I shit, it's going to be unspeakable. My farts smell like orange, and not in a good way.

NIGEL WINS FOREVER!!!

Can you leave if I tell you you're wrong and I can prove it? And also that you have shitty taste in music?

Are you saying that you like Nickelback?  

Also

1. I didn't recognize most of those songs.
2. Being able to sing any pop song to the same generic chord isn't relevant to anything.

I read it as saying nickelback is an exception to the rule of 4 chord pop stuff.
If i read that wrong, sue me.

Lets not give Lyris something to try and one up on me for.

I'm not "in" on whatever your dispute with Lyris is, I'm just saying that you totally misread that and it made you sound like Nickelback's #1 fan.

For the sake of EOT, who is not familiar with Nickelback:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M

That's their best song.

THEIR BEST ONE.

I will, for the record, confess that when I was 29 years old and 118 pounds with hair down to my ass, driving a yellow 1977 Plymouth Arrow (with a green racing stripe) and going by Lola, I listened to Nickelback and Staind, and I FUCKING LIKED IT. Because when you're doing 95 in a 70's muscle car with no muffler and a passenger door that flies open on sharp lefts, this is the kind of shit that fits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2NGe9mLAEc&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLrs4tnho_qBg

I think "Rockstar" is better, but only because the video is funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psc57mBpmYU

*DING DING* IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!!




Or did you mean 6 am in another time zone?

I like it. Reminds me of some of the old cartoons from RatherGood.com. And that is a rockin' cover of "Mr. Sandman".

I demand photographic evidence this year to keep everyone honest. Or else I'll eat zero oranges and tell you fuckers that I ate 2 dozen.

Also, do we need to start a charity to send switchblades to one-armed people and hobos?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/06/us-maine-switchblades-idUSTRE7356EP20110406

Maine lawmakers on Wednesday approved legalizing switchblades for people with one arm, moving close to becoming the first state to make such an exception to laws that ban use of the spring-action knives.

Backers of the measure say legalizing switchblades would eliminate a need for one-armed people to be forced to open folding knives with their teeth in emergencies.

The bill to allow amputees and other one-armed people to carry the quick-opening knives cleared Maine's Senate on Wednesday after passing the House on Tuesday, Senate officials said.

Until now, Maine banned the use of switchblades by anyone.

In most states, carrying switchblades is illegal in most circumstances, though owning the knives may be allowed in some states.

Federal law allows their use by a person with one arm only on federal property if the blade is shorter than three inches.

The Maine bill requires that the knives have a blade that is three inches or shorter.

Governor Paul LePage is expected to sign the measure into law in the next couple of days, said spokeswoman Adrienne Bennett.

Is there an epidemic of one-armed people who need knives in Maine? Have people been cutting their own arms off to use as lobstah bait? Are these people in emergency situations so often that the government of Maine had to drop everything at once and change the law? WTF, RWHN? WTF?

Hopefully this will finally kill "Friday" off for good:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/229352

Stephen Colbert, The Roots, Jimmy Fallon, and Taylor Hicks in this bitch!

Hank from the Vlog Brothers did something similar last week:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ALd-Top2A

A band I've always hated has made a pretty good song and video about what Roger does on weekends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egG7fiE89IU

I must be the dude with the white-suited flunkies.

That would be Grant Fuckin' Morrison.

I still have two chins and a neckbeard. The glasses and Butler hat are new though.

[tissue]

Having examined that picture with state of the art software, it turns out that there is additional image above and beyond the tits in the center.

However, it turns out that the additional image is irrelevant to "the issue at hand".

Originally read this as "the tissue at hand". Can't believe no one else made that joke.

Observing Colon Cancer awareness day.

Thus why RWHN is dressed in blue. 

I thought Colon Cancer Awareness was brown.

Finally, a random shot of the gang hanging out after I puked trying to drink a gallon of milk in a half an hour. I was so close.


Figured someone might get a kick out of these.

You fell for one of the oldest scams in the book. Milk has too much fat in it to be absorbed by the stomach in half an hour. No one can drink a gallon in a half hour without puking.

I have no idea what this means but I'm going to laugh anyway.