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Messages - Reverend Smeg the Kilted

#1
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Unlimited Catholic Fail
October 06, 2010, 12:08:01 AM
Quote from: Remington on October 05, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Catholics failing? I don't see how this is news.
:mittens:
#2
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Ft. hOOd
November 06, 2009, 09:17:40 PM
#3
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2009, 09:27:02 AM
Maybe we should get all these fuckers fired and let HBO and the BBC take over the movie industry entirely.

:mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens:

THIS.

[EDIT]
Also, fuck this movie.
#4
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 25, 2009, 07:31:32 PM
i think we should think bigger and go for an entire fucking village somewhere, therefore those who want to stick apart can, and the village pub P3nt would be propped up by P3nt the village pub.
Fixt for troof.
#5
Bring and Brag / Re: To Make a Medieval Feast
August 25, 2009, 11:09:54 PM
 :fap: :fap: :fap:

Fucking :mittens:

[documentationneeded] !!!
#6
Pirates in A4 -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OLG02MPW
Ninjas in A4 -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YO3UDKCM
German Ninjas in A4 -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4L3TY2YQ
German Pirates in A4 -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DJT62USZ

We've found it works well to stick the German on one side, and the English on the other. YMMV depending on location, of course.
#7
I just found this... :mittens: to you, Cram!

So here are some prettified business-card sized cards, in English and German.
If anyone needs A4-sized PDFs, I'll get them up later :)

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In English:
Pirates -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VM5RGGKD
Ninjas -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20W9IPQI

In German:
Pirates -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XYFSO4Y4
Ninjas -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OVAAUEJ4

All of them, in a .zip file -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PSH0IMS5
#8
Quote from: Rumwolf on June 30, 2009, 02:00:29 AM
No need, I'm sure the monkeys will throw enough rocks at the light bulb to end up breaking it.
QFT, sadly.
#9
:mittens:

I'm working on re-uploading a bunch of shit to my site and putting it up for download.
I'll put most of this up there when I can...I'm working with a very slow connection, and I get frustrated...

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The noise in my head is: Redefined - Nintendo Medley
#10
Quote from: Malachite on January 21, 2009, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: Reverend Smeg the Kilted on January 21, 2009, 09:17:51 PMDOOMSDAY

I thought that movie sucked, but I did find it funny that they had Glasgow turn into a city of Mad Max-style cannibals after a few years.

...what, that's not enough?

But to be fair, I'm a fan of the postapoc stuff to start sith, so it's not really an objective opinion.
#11
Quote from: Broken AI on January 21, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
El Mariachi, Akira & 2001.

Trippy tripple bill.
Seconded!

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The noise in my head is: Green Jellö - Electric Harley House (Of Love)
#12
Slither (cheezy, but in a self-referential way).
Serenity (and the series, too. Browncoats FTW)
Zombie movies in general. Especially if they don't take themselves too seriously (see: Shaun of the Dead, Army of Darkness, etc).
DOOMSDAY.
Many others which have been mentioned already.
#14
Or Kill Me / Re: One Sentence Rants
January 14, 2009, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Reverend Smeg the Kilted on January 14, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
THERE'S NO DOG FUCKING IN GOLF!

So what's the fucking point of it then?
...um...what, you mean besides meaninglessly wasting land that might actuall be put to good use on an elitist game?


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The noise in my head is: Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy VS The Red Baron
#15
Or Kill Me / Re: One Sentence Rants
January 14, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
THERE'S NO DOG FUCKING IN GOLF!