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I use my Talisman of Reverse Thievery to travel back in time and sneakily fill Sigmatic's pockets with the contents of my inventory.

One Cracked Mirror of Seizure.
One Bottle of Water.
One 3% Water Resistant Ring.
One Talisman of Reverse Thievery.

Amazing.

Copyright status?
Can I print these "In those days" pieces to share with others?

Jack, what part of the country do you live in? Long hair IS Establishment, here. Aging hippies, yay.

That's one of the big things you notice when you get older. The Establishment looks just like you. The Man is a middle-aged fat man that looks vaguely like one of your uncles. Right now, the man has long hair. (Specifically, that weird look where he's bald on top with a long pony tail in the back.) In twenty years, The Man will have tattoos all up and down His arms. That's the strangest thing to learn: The Man is just a man. The world isn't ruled by a powerful cabal of Illuminated Ones or alien Reptiloids. This planet is ruled by a bunch of dumb stinking apes.

And The Machine isn't even a machine. The Machine is us. We are the Machine. Every single one of us is a slightly off balanced cog in The Machine. There's no way to get out of it. Eventually we will all end up ground down by the normal wear and tear of everyday use. And the worst part is that there is no way to destroy the Machine. It will just replicate itself with even more broken-down people. There is no escape, make your time.

Fuckmittens.

[FLAMING SWORDCHUCKS WIELDED NUNCHAKU-STYLE]

WRONG.

FLAMING SWORDCHUCKS WIELDED NUNCHAKU-STYLE

I thought my flaming nunchaku was awesome... but that is epic.

Those are enormous wicks, but I'm still pretty sure he shouldn't need gloves for them.
I think I need to make some of those with actual blades in them somewhere. For added awesome.

Pics will be posted.

I was wondering where to spend all this free time I have.
Be back in a few years once I have acquired all human knowledge.

Which is why I can't post reasons for any accusations I might want to make.
Explanation is tl;dr, which got me lynched.

You mean when I was suggesting we don't just kill everyone in hopes of finding wolves?
Was that ruining your killing fun? MURDEROUS DOG.

Well, now I'm suggesting we kill the two of you in the hopes of finding wolves.
That should bring the fun back

He was being SUPER SRSLY SRS, and accusing people left and right of being wolves, especially when people were just messing about.

And as for being suspicious, it's taken me almost three whole games to not trust the people that lead the others.

If you read srsns into what I was saying, that's entirely your own affair.
Also, why could I not just be messing about with my accusations as well?
The point of those accusations was the see the reaction from those people. Y'know, gathering information about how they're playing to help decide whether they're wolves or not.

Your being upset about the srs is so much more srs than I was being.  

 
You two are in cahoots!
Sneaky fuckers.

I'd love to watch you HANG! 
YIFF IN HELL!

Now possible wolves are:
1. Doktor Howl
2. Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat
3. Risus
4. Rumckle
5. Sigmatic
6. Requia
7. Jason Wabash
8. Mistress Freeky
9. Dimo
10. Traffic

I've highlighted the ones I think are wolves

PAES NEVAR LEAD YOU ASTRAY. LISTEN TO DEAD PAES.
Also, what's with dead villagers helping to hill wolves alla time?

Alternate between not caring/liking people for who they are and asexual.
The asexuality might not make much sense considering my response in the other thread, but too bad, fuck your labels. Or something.

Also, while I don't identify with regular straightness, I don't find guys physically attractive.

Also, I don't know.

[he threw up against the wall]

I get sexually aroused by seeing my partner getting off.

2nded. For me, this is key.

Vanilla or standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.

Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much he threw up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever. I was totally off guard to.

Whatever gets you off I guess.

[NO, U!!]

Well, that's what you get for being unfunny and srs. You make people think you're a wolf.

NO U

NO, U!!

Well, that's what you get for being unfunny and srs. You make people think you're a wolf.

NO U

No, nobody is yet.

My rotting corpse begs to differ!
Or, it would... if it weren't rotting... and a corpse.