Say, Im new here on the posting page. I want to well come you all to me, mysElf and eye = thrice nothing = having sex with one something is 4 nothings? Or is the child of nothing actually 4 some thing?
Im reading this chaotic manifesto, just like a new cereal killers box of Count Chokula's, as eye eat your words = is there is a prize inside, i reached in the bottom with out washing my hands like an adult child with abstract brainism's. Im digging around not wanting a cracker jack prize or a mood ring. So eye put mysElf in the middle and walk the tight rope to both ends, or beginnings witch ever was first and last - perhaps neither
Any add vice? - I noticed no adds and no vice here - Am I over stepping my vice verse? Am my nuts to be in a vice, will they crack up in?
Brain Children shall not be aborted here - im pro strife
Argle bargle bargle?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html
Just sayin'.
Did you lose your shirt playing the ponies?
UNG. :crankey:
I'm leaning between "This guy doesn't speak english well because it isn't his first language." and "This is the worst kind of blathering nonsense I've ever seen."
If it's the latter, LEARN TO COMMUNICATE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 14, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
UNG. :crankey:
I'm leaning between "This guy doesn't speak english well." and "This is the worst kind of blathering nonsense I've ever seen."
If it's the latter, LEARN TO COMMUNICATE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE.
Now, now, Freaky. It's entirely possible that he's Canadian, or suffers from some similar condition.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 14, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 14, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
UNG. :crankey:
I'm leaning between "This guy doesn't speak english well." and "This is the worst kind of blathering nonsense I've ever seen."
If it's the latter, LEARN TO COMMUNICATE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE.
Now, now, Freaky. It's entirely possible that he's Canadian, or suffers from some similar condition.
There's no need to be RUDE... I mean, he can't help it if he's Canadian, the best he can do is keep up with wiping the drool off his bib...
Quote from: Luna on August 14, 2012, 09:28:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 14, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 14, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
UNG. :crankey:
I'm leaning between "This guy doesn't speak english well." and "This is the worst kind of blathering nonsense I've ever seen."
If it's the latter, LEARN TO COMMUNICATE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE.
Now, now, Freaky. It's entirely possible that he's Canadian, or suffers from some similar condition.
There's no need to be RUDE... I mean, he can't help it if he's Canadian, the best he can do is keep up with wiping the drool off his bib...
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 14, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 14, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
UNG. :crankey:
I'm leaning between "This guy doesn't speak english well." and "This is the worst kind of blathering nonsense I've ever seen."
If it's the latter, LEARN TO COMMUNICATE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE.
Now, now, Freaky. It's entirely possible that he's Canadian, or suffers from some similar condition.
:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Luna on August 14, 2012, 09:28:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 14, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 14, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
UNG. :crankey:
I'm leaning between "This guy doesn't speak english well." and "This is the worst kind of blathering nonsense I've ever seen."
If it's the latter, LEARN TO COMMUNICATE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE.
Now, now, Freaky. It's entirely possible that he's Canadian, or suffers from some similar condition.
There's no need to be RUDE... I mean, he can't help it if he's Canadian, the best he can do is keep up with wiping the drool off his bib...
Not only that, but Canadians can fool you into thinking they can really communicate. Like monkeys or dolphins or the smarter tea party members. You have to remember that it's an illusion caused by anthropomorphisizing (sp?) the subject.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 14, 2012, 09:31:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 14, 2012, 09:28:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 14, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 14, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
UNG. :crankey:
I'm leaning between "This guy doesn't speak english well." and "This is the worst kind of blathering nonsense I've ever seen."
If it's the latter, LEARN TO COMMUNICATE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE.
Now, now, Freaky. It's entirely possible that he's Canadian, or suffers from some similar condition.
There's no need to be RUDE... I mean, he can't help it if he's Canadian, the best he can do is keep up with wiping the drool off his bib...
Not only that, but Canadians can fool you into thinking they can really communicate. Like monkeys or dolphins or the smarter tea party members. You have to remember that it's an illusion caused by anthropomorphizing the subject.
:lulz:
Hey there, new guy. As Dirty Old Uncle Roger pointed out there's an introduction thread if you're not too special for it: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 03:42:00 AM
Hey there, new guy. As Dirty Old Uncle Roger pointed out there's an introduction thread if you're not too special for it: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html
Should I translate that into Canuckistani?
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 15, 2012, 03:43:01 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 03:42:00 AM
Hey there, new guy. As Dirty Old Uncle Roger pointed out there's an introduction thread if you're not too special for it: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html
Should I translate that into Canuckistani?
Yes, probably.
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 04:09:32 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 15, 2012, 03:43:01 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 03:42:00 AM
Hey there, new guy. As Dirty Old Uncle Roger pointed out there's an introduction thread if you're not too special for it: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html
Should I translate that into Canuckistani?
Yes, probably.
Boo Berry clamshell hardtack FLOOMP! There's no business like show business there's no word salad I know and EVERYTHING DEFAULTS TO MAIN and then go here:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html
:lol: Nicely done.
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 04:20:05 AM
:lol: Nicely done.
It fucking PAINS me, Nigel. It shouldn't...It's been 10 years of watching people kick in the door spewing gibberish. But it does. Then I get all curmudgeony about it. I can't help it. My hate glands get all backed up, and I get "swimmers" in my eyes.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 15, 2012, 04:22:57 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 04:20:05 AM
:lol: Nicely done.
It fucking PAINS me, Nigel. It shouldn't...It's been 10 years of watching people kick in the door spewing gibberish. But it does. Then I get all curmudgeony about it. I can't help it. My hate glands get all backed up, and I get "swimmers" in my eyes.
You're the lucky one... I think it may have overloaded my hate gland and rerouted everything to my apathy gland, because when I see it I can barely lift my fingers to type out "hey there, new guy".
Thanks for the warm welcome- reminds me of a teenage low budget movie about high school kids initiating the new guy with slurs and jeers, then later trien to privately seduce him with group secrets and cheap wine - "we accept him we accept him guba goba guba goba - then offer me to dxrink from the same cup as u all did - but that to freak show jesus, eh
Let me dot your eye with my grammer hammer
Is there any one left that can do or say something new? I mean, to just repeat movie lines as scripture is stale - Thought id be welcomed here with some chaos, but this is just rehashed order = group norms -
Sorry chose to intro your self to me in here - should i delete this and start all over, act like im ringing the door bell again, take two?
Jee Mrs. Clever, you sure look lovely. Can I kiss your ring?
juss sayin
Quote from: Trade Mark on August 15, 2012, 05:54:22 PM
Is there any one left that can do or say something new? I mean, to just repeat movie lines as scripture is stale - Thought id be welcomed here with some chaos, but this is just rehashed order = group norms -
Chaos = order + disorder taken as a whole.
Gibberish does not equal chaos. It equals gibberish. If that's all Discordianism was about, we could just go offline, and write a script that pulled random words from a dictionary and slammed them together.
And yes, there are group norms. Welcome to the wide, wonderful world of being a primate. Difference is, we have a very, very wide definition of "norms". Unfortunately, clear communication is one of them. We are about individual rationalism. If you can't communicate your ideas, you have no advantage over people who don't bother having ideas in the first place.
But by all means, take this moment to get royally butthurt and tell us all what greyfaces we are. That will show us. That will
show us all.
Or you could, you know, stop going into a monkey threat posture, and take part in the conversation like a biped.
It's up to you.
Let me see if i can find the buzz word page and drop a few in my next post.
So you admit to shit slinging like caged mankeys at a passerby? Eye dont abide by any rules of posting style - my first language is silence for forgive my anglish, is a bit rusted by = i dont give a fuck
If im too much different to you and your group of normals - ide prolly find the same on a christian dating site or on any random forum of sects and factions of the human condition- I came here to see if you have any of what you say you have - im finding just more of the same any place i go when it comes to internet forums - how can man evolve if his fellow man wont allow it?
so common when i in need of something fresh - oh well - peace rest
Quote from: Trade Mark on August 15, 2012, 07:06:38 PM
Let me see if i can find the buzz word page and drop a few in my next post.
So you admit to shit slinging like caged mankeys at a passerby? Eye dont abide by any rules of posting style - my first language is silence for forgive my anglish, is a bit rusted by = i dont give a fuck
If im too much different to you and your group of normals - ide prolly find the same on a christian dating site or on any random forum of sects and factions of the human condition- I came here to see if you have any of what you say you have - im finding just more of the same any place i go when it comes to internet forums - how can man evolve if his fellow man wont allow it?
so common when i in need of something fresh - oh well - peace rest
Oh, okay. I give up. You just keep on keepin' on, dude.
Im not a quitter but man - hate to quit before i get started - I spit in a wishing well when i was a little boy and it got me this far
:? I didn't see any shit flinging, but don't let reality get in the way of your preconceived expectations.
I think I came closest to flinging shit. Sorry about the early hostility, dude man.
But yeah, if you don't want to leave, and you do want people to read your stuff, maybe you should, you know, try some order in your disordered gibberish, to make it really chaotic.
Do something new for a change, man. If you keep getting laughed at all over the internet because of your posting style, maybe it really is you.
Hey ther e Trade Mark, you're posting kind of dark, we ain't sharks. I kid, you kid, it's all hid in the truth of the mind of avatars
not blue but white as photon light
put us in your pars, make your walls with cars and balls, take a chance, join the dance of howling monkeys and screeching tire pyres. If yiou want, you can even substitute your i's for j's, so your Id can be your Jd, because there's always tjme to drjnk JD, jf there's nothjng else left jn the cabjnet.
Sticka round, stika part, sticka sock in it, sticka for kinit.