You know, the cruelest joke that God ever played on some unsuspecting primates is that, by the time you have shit figured out, it's too late. You're falling apart at the fucking seams, and all you can do is watch clueless younger people fuck things up the same way you did. Youth is wasted on the young. If you bastards knew what I know, if you had an inkling of how truly fucked up you CAN be, you'd be too BUSY to be upset about ANYTHING.
But isn't that the other half of the joke? When you're young enough to ENJOY shit, you can't AFFORD it...and then when you finally have MONEY, it's too fucking late. You are no longer pretty. Bits that should be stationary move around when they shouldn't. Gravity has it's way with you, like the cheap fucking whore you turned out to be.
It's a bitch. You're too fucking old to rock n roll, and too goddamn young to die. God has given you just enough time to decide what you like, you know, you figure out you like cheap cigars and certain types of food, and then BAM! You get told that if you HAVE these few things you like, you'll fucking DIE. How's that for a punchline, right? Fuckers...if I was convinced I WOULD die, I'd keep doing what I like, and FUCK THEM ALL. But that's not what would happen, is it? No, I'd just wind up not getting air for 5 minutes or so, and turn into a sausage creature...a lump of meat that sits there, bloated, for years on the shelf before finally dying like a decent person ought to do.
I AM NOT FUCKING HAVING THIS! This is BULLSHIT! Who the FUCK has a Goddamned HEART ATTACK at 40? Fucking PISSES ME OFF until I get those little sparklies in my eyes, you know the ones.
But no, I suppose I ought to fucking calm down and obey their diets, and accept that I will never, ever again get to enjoy a cheap cigar. I suppose I ought to be GRATEFUL that all I got was a warning shot from a God who did everything fucking BACKWARDS, and the only thing I have left to look forward to is being a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS when I get old. And I will. Oh, yes.
Because if my calculations are right, and the doctors know their shit, I should last 50 more years. That's 50 years to store up BILE AND HATE and take it out on anyone unfortunate enough to come within the arc of my reach. Especially those less than half my age. Bastards. All bastards! You fuckers have bodies like RUBBER BANDS, and what the FUCK are you doing with them? Why the FUCK aren't you out having weird sex with perverts? I would, if they'd fucking let me, and if I wasn't a 40 year old fucking train wreck.
Goddammit.
Or kill me.
Aw, Tigger, you're not too old to Rock N Roll. You just gotta get SMARTER bout it is all.
I hear you though...getting old is sucky, to say the least of it.
FUCK! :mittens: :mittens:
It's good to see you're "okay", whatever that means.
You forgot the last line of that song:
"No, you're never too old to Rock'n'Roll if you're too young to die."
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2009, 04:24:07 AM
You forgot the last line of that song:
"No, you're never too old to Rock'n'Roll if you're too young to die."
Ian Anderson is a lying little whore. :crankey:
"Too Old To Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young To Die"
The old Rocker wore his hair too long,
wore his trouser cuffs too tight.
Unfashionable to the end --- drank his ale too light.
Death's head belt buckle --- yesterday's dreams ---
the transport caf' prophet of doom.
Ringing no change in his double-sewn seams
in his post-war-babe gloom.
Now he's too old to Rock'n'Roll but he's too young to die.
He once owned a Harley Davidson and a Triumph Bonneville.
Counted his friends in burned-out spark plugs
and prays that he always will.
But he's the last of the blue blood greaser boys
all of his mates are doing time:
married with three kids up by the ring road
sold their souls straight down the line.
And some of them own little sports cars
and meet at the tennis club do's.
For drinks on a Sunday --- work on Monday.
They've thrown away their blue suede shoes.
Now they're too old to Rock'n'Roll and they're too young to die.
So the old Rocker gets out his bike
to make a ton before he takes his leave.
Up on the A1 by Scotch Corner
just like it used to be.
And as he flies --- tears in his eyes ---
his wind-whipped words echo the final take
and he hits the trunk road doing around 120
with no room left to brake.
And he was too old to Rock'n'Roll but he was too young to die.
No, you're never too old to Rock'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 04:25:24 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2009, 04:24:07 AM
You forgot the last line of that song:
"No, you're never too old to Rock'n'Roll if you're too young to die."
Ian Anderson is a lying little whore. :crankey:
But he can play the flute like a motherfucker, so- WOAH WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET THAT SMILEY?
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2009, 04:27:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 04:25:24 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2009, 04:24:07 AM
You forgot the last line of that song:
"No, you're never too old to Rock'n'Roll if you're too young to die."
Ian Anderson is a lying little whore. :crankey:
But he can play the flute like a motherfucker, so- WOAH WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET THAT SMILEY?
I added a shitload today.
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0dsIeJ2EZU&feature=related
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 03:33:58 AM
You know, the cruelest joke that God ever played on some unsuspecting primates is that, by the time you have shit figured out, it's too late. You're falling apart at the fucking seams, and all you can do is watch clueless younger people fuck things up the same way you did. Youth is wasted on the young. If you bastards knew what I know, if you had an inkling of how truly fucked up you CAN be, you'd be too BUSY to be upset about ANYTHING.
But isn't that the other half of the joke? When you're young enough to ENJOY shit, you can't AFFORD it...and then when you finally have MONEY, it's too fucking late. You are no longer pretty. Bits that should be stationary move around when they shouldn't. Gravity has it's way with you, like the cheap fucking whore you turned out to be.
It's a bitch. You're too fucking old to rock n roll, and too goddamn young to die. God has given you just enough time to decide what you like, you know, you figure out you like cheap cigars and certain types of food, and then BAM! You get told that if you HAVE these few things you like, you'll fucking DIE. How's that for a punchline, right? Fuckers...if I was convinced I WOULD die, I'd keep doing what I like, and FUCK THEM ALL. But that's not what would happen, is it? No, I'd just wind up not getting air for 5 minutes or so, and turn into a sausage creature...a lump of meat that sits there, bloated, for years on the shelf before finally dying like a decent person ought to do.
I AM NOT FUCKING HAVING THIS! This is BULLSHIT! Who the FUCK has a Goddamned HEART ATTACK at 40? Fucking PISSES ME OFF until I get those little sparklies in my eyes, you know the ones.
But no, I suppose I ought to fucking calm down and obey their diets, and accept that I will never, ever again get to enjoy a cheap cigar. I suppose I ought to be GRATEFUL that all I got was a warning shot from a God who did everything fucking BACKWARDS, and the only thing I have left to look forward to is being a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS when I get old. And I will. Oh, yes.
Because if my calculations are right, and the doctors know their shit, I should last 50 more years. That's 50 years to store up BILE AND HATE and take it out on anyone unfortunate enough to come within the arc of my reach. Especially those less than half my age. Bastards. All bastards! You fuckers have bodies like RUBBER BANDS, and what the FUCK are you doing with them? Why the FUCK aren't you out having weird sex with perverts? I would, if they'd fucking let me, and if I wasn't a 40 year old fucking train wreck.
Goddammit.
Or kill me.
I feel ya, man. Hit the big 4-0 myself last month and I'm falling to fucking pieces. Aches and pains and I stopped being pretty enough to pull teenagers 10 fucking years ago. The question I'm asking myself is "now what?"
And so far I aint over enamoured with any of the answers I've been sold :evilmad:
.
...
The Goddess works in mysterious ways (corny but true).
& dammitt Roger take care of yourself!! or I'll ... I'll ... well uh I don't know what I'll do dammitt!!!
oh & btw? what are those little sparklies? I see them in the shower sometimes & in other places too - they kind of float around before my eyes?
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
I usually get those sparklies when I'm not getting enough oxygen, maybe watch out about that :?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
Really? I thought that was the point of all the rants on PD.com
Also, Roger, here's hoping you don't stop shitting your hate everywhere.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
My bad - I made a tongue in cheek, throwaway comment, forgetting that it might inspire our resident motivational councillor to try and make me feel good about himself :x
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
OP: :mittens:
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
I feel like I'm in the same boat sometimes, but I try to do what Hannibal Lechter says: "Try new things."
Might as well make time and try something different, dig into an existing pursuit or group more, or decide life is interesting after all and STFU about it.
.
Anyway, yes this was an outstanding rant TGRR, and though I'm not quite to the 40 mark yet, I'm close enough. I'm noticing I'm not the 23 year old anymore. I can feel that my brain isn't quite as quick as it once was. I'm also a person who is somewhat vain about his hair, and I can see that it is starting to thin and recede a bit. However, I think I've got to the part where I embrace the fact that I'm not a kid anymore and I've got this stuff I have to do as an adult. I've gotta make sure this kid makes it to 18 alive and in one piece. I gotta see if I can maybe help improve the chances of some of the other kids in Maine, even if just a smidge, but in the meantime, like Richter said, I'm still trying to find new things I can do. Again, great thought-provoking rant.
I'm with you, TGRR. When you're actually surprised a day has gone by with no pain, that's not a good sign.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 28, 2009, 02:15:53 PM
Anyway, yes this was an outstanding rant TGRR, and though I'm not quite to the 40 mark yet, I'm close enough. I'm noticing I'm not the 23 year old anymore. I can feel that my brain isn't quite as quick as it once was. I'm also a person who is somewhat vain about his hair, and I can see that it is starting to thin and recede a bit. However, I think I've got to the part where I embrace the fact that I'm not a kid anymore and I've got this stuff I have to do as an adult. I've gotta make sure this kid makes it to 18 alive and in one piece. I gotta see if I can maybe help improve the chances of some of the other kids in Maine, even if just a smidge, but in the meantime, like Richter said, I'm still trying to find new things I can do. Again, great thought-provoking rant.
I'm 23. In the last year my hair has thinned and loads has gone white.
I'll be an egg head by the time I am 30 :(
The only thing I got going for me is that I still Rock N Roll.
See how! Friday, June 19!
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
Ok, look, I apoligise for once again making this about "me" and my insignificant details in my life.
This has just officially though become my favourate TGRR rant EVER though, for more reasons they you guys would care about since its "insignificant" anyway.
Roger! I saw this and I keep being reminded of that commercial that says life begins at 40.... and I really just want to go rip some stupid motherfucking advertising pricks head off and shit down his neck.
If life begins at 40 it must end at 40 and a day :mrgreen:
Seriously though, I turned 41 in January and it seems every fucking day there is something new that hurts. I watch the college kids waiting at the bus stop with me and all they do is complain about the stupidest little stuff that won't mean shit in a day and all I want to do is just beat them with one of their ripped off limbs. Just a side note: it is best not to say this out loud when you think it!
So I reckon those of us in the old fart cabal should all get together, get really drunk (you are still allowed to drink right?) and set this younger, smarter (HAHAHAHAHA) and lost generation straight?
Excellent rant!! :mittens: I'm with Faust on this one. One of my all time favorites!!!
TGRR doesn't drink, if i recall.
Not a problem - I'm more than capable of drinking enough for two people :D
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 03:08:40 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
Ok, look, I apoligise for once again making this about "me" and my insignificant details in my life.
This has just officially though become my favourate TGRR rant EVER though, for more reasons they you guys would care about since its "insignificant" anyway.
oh man this post totally reminds me of the time i was fucking this chick
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 03:08:40 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
Ok, look, I apoligise for once again making this about "me" and my insignificant details in my life.
This has just officially though become my favourate TGRR rant EVER though, for more reasons they you guys would care about since its "insignificant" anyway.
oh man this post totally reminds me of the time i was fucking this chick
Don't despair dude you can totally do that shit again. Let me teach you how. I , like, fuck chicks all the time.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2009, 03:23:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
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Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
Ok, look, I apoligise for once again making this about "me" and my insignificant details in my life.
This has just officially though become my favourate TGRR rant EVER though, for more reasons they you guys would care about since its "insignificant" anyway.
oh man this post totally reminds me of the time i was fucking this chick
Don't despair dude you can totally do that shit again. Let me teach you how. I , like, fuck chicks all the time.
Ah if only you guys knew the truth, then you'd know why I'm sitting here with a big stupid grin on my face not caring that you're making fun of my character.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 03:33:58 AM
Why the FUCK aren't you out having weird sex with perverts?
well... better get too it while i'm still young...
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 03:58:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2009, 03:23:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
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Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
Ok, look, I apoligise for once again making this about "me" and my insignificant details in my life.
This has just officially though become my favourate TGRR rant EVER though, for more reasons they you guys would care about since its "insignificant" anyway.
oh man this post totally reminds me of the time i was fucking this chick
Don't despair dude you can totally do that shit again. Let me teach you how. I , like, fuck chicks all the time.
Ah if only you guys knew the truth, then you'd know why I'm sitting here with a big stupid grin on my face not caring that you're making fun of my character.
:lulz:
we dont need to make fun of your character, you are a gross stereotype who delivers on it all the time.
I don't care whatever uninteresting frat cliché has you grinning
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 05:37:18 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 03:58:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2009, 03:23:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 03:08:40 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
Ok, look, I apoligise for once again making this about "me" and my insignificant details in my life.
This has just officially though become my favourate TGRR rant EVER though, for more reasons they you guys would care about since its "insignificant" anyway.
oh man this post totally reminds me of the time i was fucking this chick
Don't despair dude you can totally do that shit again. Let me teach you how. I , like, fuck chicks all the time.
Ah if only you guys knew the truth, then you'd know why I'm sitting here with a big stupid grin on my face not caring that you're making fun of my character.
:lulz:
we dont need to make fun of your character, you are a gross stereotype who delivers on it all the time.
I don't care whatever uninteresting frat cliché has you grinning
I care so little about you making fun of my character.
heres a response to tell you how little i care.
*oh shit i haven't reminded people what a player i am in this post*
I just typed out this response with my dick while it was being licked up and down by a greasy barely legal tart, I'm that much of a player.
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 05:37:18 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 03:58:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2009, 03:23:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
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Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
Ok, look, I apoligise for once again making this about "me" and my insignificant details in my life.
This has just officially though become my favourate TGRR rant EVER though, for more reasons they you guys would care about since its "insignificant" anyway.
oh man this post totally reminds me of the time i was fucking this chick
Don't despair dude you can totally do that shit again. Let me teach you how. I , like, fuck chicks all the time.
Ah if only you guys knew the truth, then you'd know why I'm sitting here with a big stupid grin on my face not caring that you're making fun of my character.
:lulz:
we dont need to make fun of your character, you are a gross stereotype who delivers on it all the time.
I don't care whatever uninteresting frat cliché has you grinning
I care so little about you making fun of my character.
heres a response to tell you how little i care.
*oh shit i haven't reminded people what a player i am in this post*
I just typed out this response with my dick while it was being licked up and down by a greasy barely legal tart, I'm that much of a player.
That really hurt my feelings Faust :(
And just before this goes any further, I apoligise to Rog for fucking up this thread.
Didn't realize that trying to say that even 40 year olds can still pick up was going to offend because apparently its all about me.
I really do love this rant and it is my favourate, and I feel horrible for having this stupid shit happen again here.
i like this rant too, as a over 40 who's brain says "i can still rock" but who's life says "ya right" i feel it.. but i will get it back together,
do some training get in shape a little practice and i will hang with the kids again..
i will get my old ass back out there.... but not today of course i have to act my age today, responsibilities you know.. and wisdom i cant afford to be sore in the face of tomorrow's responsibilities, been down that road when i was young wont make that mistake again...
but i will do it yes sir, if the brain says i can still rock i can still rock... why would my brain lie to me...
for womping
(http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/142/855/77/o_G7NXRI7XARPYCkU.jpg)
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
Didn't realize that trying to say that even 40 year olds can still pick up was going to offend because apparently its all about me.
no it's not what you said, but how you said it that makes it all about you.
the difference between:
- 40 year olds can still pick up young girls, I've seen it happen and she was real gorgeous too
and:
-
this one time I was seeing this real gorgeous girl and she left me for a 40 year old guy. at least it shows
me that
I can still pick up gorgeous-looking babes when I'll be 40
see the difference? for your convenience I highlighted the bits that were just about you, and not about how 40 year old people can pick up beautiful young girls.
this is the point they are trying to make, and I have to admit, I like you Lys but I'm starting to see the point yeah. when telling a story, for some reason, you seem to feel the need to always tie in a substory that is about how you are or were with some girl or other. which is not that much of a problem, unless you consistently do it in 4 out of every 5 posts you make.
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 28, 2009, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
Didn't realize that trying to say that even 40 year olds can still pick up was going to offend because apparently its all about me.
no it's not what you said, but how you said it that makes it all about you.
the difference between:
- 40 year olds can still pick up young girls, I've seen it happen and she was real gorgeous too
and:
- this one time I was seeing this real gorgeous girl and she left me for a 40 year old guy. at least it shows me that I can still pick up gorgeous-looking babes when I'll be 40
see the difference? for your convenience I highlighted the bits that were just about you, and not about how 40 year old people can pick up beautiful young girls.
this is the point they are trying to make, and I have to admit, I like you Lys but I'm starting to see the point yeah. when telling a story, for some reason, you seem to feel the need to always tie in a substory that is about how you are or were with some girl or other. which is not that much of a problem, unless you consistently do it in 4 out of every 5 posts you make.
Well, it was all meant very tongue in cheek.
But I can see how it makes me look like a douche too.
My apoligies.
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 28, 2009, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
Didn't realize that trying to say that even 40 year olds can still pick up was going to offend because apparently its all about me.
no it's not what you said, but how you said it that makes it all about you.
the difference between:
- 40 year olds can still pick up young girls, I've seen it happen and she was real gorgeous too
and:
- this one time I was seeing this real gorgeous girl and she left me for a 40 year old guy. at least it shows me that I can still pick up gorgeous-looking babes when I'll be 40
see the difference? for your convenience I highlighted the bits that were just about you, and not about how 40 year old people can pick up beautiful young girls.
this is the point they are trying to make, and I have to admit, I like you Lys but I'm starting to see the point yeah. when telling a story, for some reason, you seem to feel the need to always tie in a substory that is about how you are or were with some girl or other. which is not that much of a problem, unless you consistently do it in 4 out of every 5 posts you make.
Well, it was all meant very tongue in cheek.
But I can see how it makes me look like a douche too.
My apoligies.
good, because I am going to be pointing this out every time i see it.
I wouldn't have done so in rogers thread if it wasn't so fucking irritating.
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 07:36:07 PM
good, because I am going to be pointing this out every time i see it.
If you're going to, may I request that you make each instance amusing and entertaining?
Otherwise, it won't be much fun to read you castigating him every time he posts like that.
You should do it in metered rhyme. Or circular obfuscation.
how many words rhyme with douche?
Just work in the french phrase "ferme la bouche"
Well for the record, I don't pick up hot teenage girls.....
:|
Lift with the legs!
Quote from: fomenter on April 28, 2009, 07:41:09 PM
how many words rhyme with douche?
president bush
when shove comes to push
did you here that whoosh?
it's the point of eating cous cous (sh)
wow thanks to this Tom guy the spirit of Sinterklaas comes early this year!
(dutch version of christmas, 5 december, and you have to make a stupid rhyming note with every present you give, I usually go for the worse and more "stretching it" the rhyme, the better--it's kinda like the same way I make puns)
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 07:38:21 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 07:36:07 PM
good, because I am going to be pointing this out every time i see it.
If you're going to, may I request that you make each instance amusing and entertaining?
Otherwise, it won't be much fun to read you castigating him every time he posts like that.
I always try to make it amusing and entertaining.
Response: Well it certainly doesn't show
ME: :(
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 08:30:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 07:38:21 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 07:36:07 PM
good, because I am going to be pointing this out every time i see it.
If you're going to, may I request that you make each instance amusing and entertaining?
Otherwise, it won't be much fun to read you castigating him every time he posts like that.
I always try to make it amusing and entertaining.
Response: Well it certainly doesn't show
ME: :(
its very considerate of you to kick your own ass to save other people from having to do it ;)
It speeds up the conversations to have people making all the requisite "witty" barbs ahead of time. Otherwise it can literally take days for everyone to stop poking each other in the ribs.
Quote from: Khara on April 28, 2009, 08:06:03 PM
Well for the record, I don't pick up hot teenage girls.....
:|
that's kind of a shame.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 09:23:23 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 28, 2009, 08:06:03 PM
Well for the record, I don't pick up hot teenage girls.....
:|
that's kind of a shame.
Possibly, but it keeps my son from getting it on with
my dates....
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 28, 2009, 08:22:56 PM
(dutch version of christmas, 5 december, and you have to make a stupid rhyming note with every present you give, I usually go for the worse and more "stretching it" the rhyme, the better--it's kinda like the same way I make puns)
Complete with a black slave "companion" who is apparently the basis for the elves.
If I understood the research I just did correctly.
multiple, actually. it's horribly racist, but they sorta replaced it with pitch black face paint and the excuse that its because they climbed through the chimney and its not skin colour or something. and they're no longer slaves since a long time, they get paid and have unions and shit. (the story of Sinterklaas and his Zwarte Pieten is an ongoing one, it's on TV every year, just like in America you have "<whoever> saves christmas")
this is the bit that's impossible to explain if you're not Dutch :)
it's tradition. nobody actually believes it. it's not supposed to make sense. plus, this black companion Zwarte Piet throws candy everywhere--what's not to like?
Merry Sinterklaasavond, kids! I gots candy for ya!
\
(http://souljonz.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/blackface_nocap.jpg)
Yayyyyyy! Zwarte Piet! Zwarte Piet!
\
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:awesome:
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 12:02:08 PM
Dude, I don't think age or prettiness matters when it comes to pulling young chicks.
Who the fuck wants young chicks?
They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They may THINK otherwise, but it's the sad and sorry truth.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
Thanks, but why bother?
Quote from: Khara on April 28, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
Roger! I saw this and I keep being reminded of that commercial that says life begins at 40.... and I really just want to go rip some stupid motherfucking advertising pricks head off and shit down his neck.
If life begins at 40 it must end at 40 and a day :mrgreen:
Seriously though, I turned 41 in January and it seems every fucking day there is something new that hurts. I watch the college kids waiting at the bus stop with me and all they do is complain about the stupidest little stuff that won't mean shit in a day and all I want to do is just beat them with one of their ripped off limbs. Just a side note: it is best not to say this out loud when you think it!
So I reckon those of us in the old fart cabal should all get together, get really drunk (you are still allowed to drink right?) and set this younger, smarter (HAHAHAHAHA) and lost generation straight?
Excellent rant!! :mittens: I'm with Faust on this one. One of my all time favorites!!!
No, I can't drink, either. But I haven't really drank for the last 5 years, anyway. It's bad for you.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2009, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
My bad - I made a tongue in cheek, throwaway comment, forgetting that it might inspire our resident motivational councillor to try and make me feel good about himself :x
:lol:
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 03:11:21 PM
TGRR doesn't drink, if i recall.
I am a Holy Man. My body is a temple.
A vast, echoing temple.
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
And just before this goes any further, I apoligise to Rog for fucking up this thread.
If you were sorry, you wouldn't have done it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 02:39:22 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
And just before this goes any further, I apoligise to Rog for fucking up this thread.
If you were sorry, you wouldn't have done it.
It wasn't my intention to start talking about me but that's what I did without realising.
Honestly.
I'd have edited it by now but its already far too late.
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
And just before this goes any further, I apoligise to Rog for fucking up this thread.
You? I'm the one that posted blackface!
I demand credit! :argh!:
Epimetheus,
....BLACKFACE!!!
I don't know why the fuck I bother.
I really don't. I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".
Fuck this. Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".
Fuck you both. Fuck you in the ear. Get cancer and die.
Did you expect any different?
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 29, 2009, 04:07:52 AM
Did you expect any different?
Go fuck yourself.
Also, have fun trying to post any rants of your own, asshole.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:03:44 AM
I don't know why the fuck I bother.
I really don't. I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".
Fuck this. Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".
Fuck you both. Fuck you in the ear. Get cancer and die.
Fucking god damn it Rog.
I said I was sorry and if I could take it back I would.
I fucking love this rant for more reasons then people here would care to know about, and I couldn't help but be reminded of previous fling in relation to one of the things your rant reminds me of.
I didn't mean it to be about me, I was trying to talk about 40 year old perverts, and why even though it hurt a FUCKLOAD to lose the chick I was seeing, I was trying to look at the bright side of life, IE being comforted by the fact that people can still be picking up teenagers even in their 40's, not about ME picking up but just that in general 40 year olds can still pick up.
Anyway, it seems that lately I can never say anything that doesn't fuck up things around here.
So I'm going to do you all a favor again and leave the board, I'm sick of pissing off everyone here without even trying to.
If you must go, take Epimetheus the fuckstick with you.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 29, 2009, 04:07:52 AM
Did you expect any different?
Go fuck yourself.
Also, have fun trying to post any rants of your own, asshole.
:cry: I'm truly scared! :|
I meant the "Did you expect any different?" as an honest question. Do I not get an answer?
I didn't mean to anger you, but hell if I'm taking anything back.
Someone derailing my thread wouldn't piss me off enough to cuss them out. And I haven't come close to derailing this thread, nor have I lost the point of it - I read your rant and loved it. Is it too much to ask that a discussion be allowed to go in multiple directions?
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 29, 2009, 04:19:17 AM
I meant the "Did you expect any different?" as an honest question. Do I not get an answer?
1. I don't care. You elected to pick a fight, for no reason whatsoever.
2. No. You elected to pick a fight, for no reason whatsoever. You're a meaningless troll, you rate no answer.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:24:27 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 29, 2009, 04:19:17 AM
I meant the "Did you expect any different?" as an honest question. Do I not get an answer?
1. I don't care. You elected to pick a fight, for no reason whatsoever.
2. No. You elected to pick a fight, for no reason whatsoever. You're a meaningless troll, you rate no answer.
How in the hell did I pick a fight, and when in the hell was I trolling?
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 29, 2009, 04:33:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:24:27 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 29, 2009, 04:19:17 AM
I meant the "Did you expect any different?" as an honest question. Do I not get an answer?
1. I don't care. You elected to pick a fight, for no reason whatsoever.
2. No. You elected to pick a fight, for no reason whatsoever. You're a meaningless troll, you rate no answer.
How in the hell did I pick a fight, and when in the hell was I trolling?
I got pissed at the constant derails, and you were flip in an attempt to make things worse.
Textbook trolling...and that's all good. I mean, I'd be lying if I said I haven't trolled here and elsewhere. I'd also be lying if I said I wasn't a monomaniacal revenge freak who has completely run out of fucking patience with the constant bullshit and trolling in OKM. Critiquing a rant is one thing; intentionally derailing it is another.
But why fight it? I mean, it's easier just to stop ranting, and start trashing your posts. Right? This is what the fuck you wanted, so why are you acting so puzzled?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:45:24 AM
I got pissed at the constant derails, and you were flip in an attempt to make things worse.
Textbook trolling...and that's all good. I mean, I'd be lying if I said I haven't trolled here and elsewhere. I'd also be lying if I said I wasn't a monomaniacal revenge freak who has completely run out of fucking patience with the constant bullshit and trolling in OKM. Critiquing a rant is one thing; intentionally derailing it is another.
But why fight it? I mean, it's easier just to stop ranting, and start trashing your posts. Right? This is what the fuck you wanted, so why are you acting so puzzled?
The false pieces of your statements: "in an attempt to make things worse," "intentionally derailing," and "this is what the fuck you wanted". And generally accusing me of trolling. Lightheartedly joking around about a topic brought up in a thread, even if it's irrelevant to the OP, doesn't count as trolling.
Can I too call anyone who annoys me a troll, and say any negative emotion that I feel towards them was their goal, so that I don't have to take them seriously if I don't want to?
Epimetheus,
fucking sucks at trolling when he tries. I guess instead trying to have a normal conversation is the ticket.
I was waitin for this one, Rog.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 03:33:58 AMWhy the FUCK aren't you out having weird sex with other perverts?
At least i got
that covered -- slight edit 8)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:03:44 AM
I don't know why the fuck I bother.
I really don't. I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".
Fuck this. Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".
Fuck you both. Fuck you in the ear. Get cancer and die.
I need to hang out with you again Rog. I'm losing my hate.
Need.....to.....refill..........loathing!
sound track http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2704914069624298394
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8374/bobgy2.gif)Do you feel that?
Ohhhh shit...
Wah ah ah ah
Wah ah ah ah
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8374/bobgy2.gif)
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me.
I can see inside you the sickness is rising
It seems that all that was good has died
Oh, no. The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me.
BOBBY, WILL YA GIVE IT TO ME?(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8374/bobgy2.gif)
Wah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.
Why can't you just fuck off and die(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8374/bobgy2.gif)
And get down with the sickness
FUCK YOU, I don't need this shit
I'm down with the sickness
You stupid, sadistic, abusive fucking whore
Get down with the sickness
Here it comes
Get ready to die
Get ready to die.
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8374/bobgy2.gif)
:lol::hi5::lulz:
Quote from: Von Melee on April 29, 2009, 05:50:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:03:44 AM
I don't know why the fuck I bother.
I really don't. I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".
Fuck this. Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".
Fuck you both. Fuck you in the ear. Get cancer and die.
I need to hang out with you again Rog. I'm losing my hate.
Need.....to.....refill..........loathing!
Then get out of the fucking house. If I can drag my fucked up, traitorous body out to the damn gamestore, so can you.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 03:33:58 AM
You know, the cruelest joke that God ever played on some unsuspecting primates is that, by the time you have shit figured out, it's too late. You're falling apart at the fucking seams, and all you can do is watch clueless younger people fuck things up the same way you did. Youth is wasted on the young. If you bastards knew what I know, if you had an inkling of how truly fucked up you CAN be, you'd be too BUSY to be upset about ANYTHING.
But isn't that the other half of the joke? When you're young enough to ENJOY shit, you can't AFFORD it...and then when you finally have MONEY, it's too fucking late. You are no longer pretty. Bits that should be stationary move around when they shouldn't. Gravity has it's way with you, like the cheap fucking whore you turned out to be.
It's a bitch. You're too fucking old to rock n roll, and too goddamn young to die. God has given you just enough time to decide what you like, you know, you figure out you like cheap cigars and certain types of food, and then BAM! You get told that if you HAVE these few things you like, you'll fucking DIE. How's that for a punchline, right? Fuckers...if I was convinced I WOULD die, I'd keep doing what I like, and FUCK THEM ALL. But that's not what would happen, is it? No, I'd just wind up not getting air for 5 minutes or so, and turn into a sausage creature...a lump of meat that sits there, bloated, for years on the shelf before finally dying like a decent person ought to do.
I AM NOT FUCKING HAVING THIS! This is BULLSHIT! Who the FUCK has a Goddamned HEART ATTACK at 40? Fucking PISSES ME OFF until I get those little sparklies in my eyes, you know the ones.
But no, I suppose I ought to fucking calm down and obey their diets, and accept that I will never, ever again get to enjoy a cheap cigar. I suppose I ought to be GRATEFUL that all I got was a warning shot from a God who did everything fucking BACKWARDS, and the only thing I have left to look forward to is being a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS when I get old. And I will. Oh, yes.
Because if my calculations are right, and the doctors know their shit, I should last 50 more years. That's 50 years to store up BILE AND HATE and take it out on anyone unfortunate enough to come within the arc of my reach. Especially those less than half my age. Bastards. All bastards! You fuckers have bodies like RUBBER BANDS, and what the FUCK are you doing with them? Why the FUCK aren't you out having weird sex with perverts? I would, if they'd fucking let me, and if I wasn't a 40 year old fucking train wreck.
Goddammit.
Or kill me.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mittens: Roger, you are the best.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2009, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
My bad - I made a tongue in cheek, throwaway comment, forgetting that it might inspire our resident motivational councillor to try and make me feel good about himself :x
Never you mind... the young ones are so cute, before life gets them.
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 03:58:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2009, 03:23:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 03:08:40 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
:mittens:
This is something that scares the shit out of me. I have spent my early twenties studying and leading a fairly monastic life. Theres never time to do all the stuff I want to do.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I don't think whether or not you can bang teenagers was the point of the rant.
He ALWAYS drags it back to something similar. something about being insecure and needing us to know about the insignificant shit in his life.
Ok, look, I apoligise for once again making this about "me" and my insignificant details in my life.
This has just officially though become my favourate TGRR rant EVER though, for more reasons they you guys would care about since its "insignificant" anyway.
oh man this post totally reminds me of the time i was fucking this chick
Don't despair dude you can totally do that shit again. Let me teach you how. I , like, fuck chicks all the time.
Ah if only you guys knew the truth, then you'd know why I'm sitting here with a big stupid grin on my face not caring that you're making fun of my character.
:lulz:
Nobody fucking cares.
That's the thing... grown-ups have sex ALL THE TIME. Did you know that? It stops being a thing to brag about after you grow up. I got laid twice yesterday. Big fucking deal.
Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mittens: Roger, you are the best.
:oops:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 02:33:02 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 28, 2009, 12:02:08 PM
Dude, I don't think age or prettiness matters when it comes to pulling young chicks.
Who the fuck wants young chicks?
They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They may THINK otherwise, but it's the sad and sorry truth.
This is generally also true of guys under 30.
Quote from: Lysergic on April 29, 2009, 04:10:15 AMpeople can still be picking up teenagers even in their 40's
:vom:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2009, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Von Melee on April 29, 2009, 05:50:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:03:44 AM
I don't know why the fuck I bother.
I really don't. I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".
Fuck this. Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".
Fuck you both. Fuck you in the ear. Get cancer and die.
I need to hang out with you again Rog. I'm losing my hate.
Need.....to.....refill..........loathing!
Then get out of the fucking house. If I can drag my fucked up, traitorous body out to the damn gamestore, so can you.
Pick me the fuck up Thursday, and I will get to the goddamn fucking gamestore.
Dirty stinkpig!!!
I'm sorry I missed the drama, but the rant had a proper effect on me. I wanna go run around tearing up the town while I still can.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 03:33:58 AM
You know, the cruelest joke that God ever played on some unsuspecting primates is that, by the time you have shit figured out, it's too late. You're falling apart at the fucking seams, and all you can do is watch clueless younger people fuck things up the same way you did. Youth is wasted on the young. If you bastards knew what I know, if you had an inkling of how truly fucked up you CAN be, you'd be too BUSY to be upset about ANYTHING.
But isn't that the other half of the joke? When you're young enough to ENJOY shit, you can't AFFORD it...and then when you finally have MONEY, it's too fucking late. You are no longer pretty. Bits that should be stationary move around when they shouldn't. Gravity has it's way with you, like the cheap fucking whore you turned out to be.
It's a bitch. You're too fucking old to rock n roll, and too goddamn young to die. God has given you just enough time to decide what you like, you know, you figure out you like cheap cigars and certain types of food, and then BAM! You get told that if you HAVE these few things you like, you'll fucking DIE. How's that for a punchline, right? Fuckers...if I was convinced I WOULD die, I'd keep doing what I like, and FUCK THEM ALL. But that's not what would happen, is it? No, I'd just wind up not getting air for 5 minutes or so, and turn into a sausage creature...a lump of meat that sits there, bloated, for years on the shelf before finally dying like a decent person ought to do.
I AM NOT FUCKING HAVING THIS! This is BULLSHIT! Who the FUCK has a Goddamned HEART ATTACK at 40? Fucking PISSES ME OFF until I get those little sparklies in my eyes, you know the ones.
But no, I suppose I ought to fucking calm down and obey their diets, and accept that I will never, ever again get to enjoy a cheap cigar. I suppose I ought to be GRATEFUL that all I got was a warning shot from a God who did everything fucking BACKWARDS, and the only thing I have left to look forward to is being a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS when I get old. And I will. Oh, yes.
Because if my calculations are right, and the doctors know their shit, I should last 50 more years. That's 50 years to store up BILE AND HATE and take it out on anyone unfortunate enough to come within the arc of my reach. Especially those less than half my age. Bastards. All bastards! You fuckers have bodies like RUBBER BANDS, and what the FUCK are you doing with them? Why the FUCK aren't you out having weird sex with perverts? I would, if they'd fucking let me, and if I wasn't a 40 year old fucking train wreck.
Goddammit.
Or kill me.
:mittens:
thanks for that rog, that does make me feel the fire under my ass to DO SHIT NOW
and I'm really glad you're feeling better. I knew that one day your little heart would finally burst like a beehive cracked with a stick. And you survived! and lo, the peasants rejoiced, or were vexed, as was their custom.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRRJESUS.jpg)
(...not yet)
LAWL! LMNO looks so fucking pious in that womp! :lulz:
What's odd is that's the pic where I'm standing at the podium in the White House briefing room.
What the heck were you doing there?
I work for the NSA.
OSHI-
Quote from: Von Melee on April 30, 2009, 07:57:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2009, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Von Melee on April 29, 2009, 05:50:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:03:44 AM
I don't know why the fuck I bother.
I really don't. I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".
Fuck this. Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".
Fuck you both. Fuck you in the ear. Get cancer and die.
I need to hang out with you again Rog. I'm losing my hate.
Need.....to.....refill..........loathing!
Then get out of the fucking house. If I can drag my fucked up, traitorous body out to the damn gamestore, so can you.
Pick me the fuck up Thursday, and I will get to the goddamn fucking gamestore.
Dirty stinkpig!!!
Fuck you. Gym on Thursday. I'll get you on Friday.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 30, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
:mittens:
thanks for that rog, that does make me feel the fire under my ass to DO SHIT NOW
and I'm really glad you're feeling better. I knew that one day your little heart would finally burst like a beehive cracked with a stick. And you survived! and lo, the peasants rejoiced, or were vexed, as was their custom.
It's like I have little traitors running around in my guts. :argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2009, 03:46:37 AM
Quote from: Von Melee on April 30, 2009, 07:57:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2009, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Von Melee on April 29, 2009, 05:50:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 04:03:44 AM
I don't know why the fuck I bother.
I really don't. I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".
Fuck this. Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".
Fuck you both. Fuck you in the ear. Get cancer and die.
I need to hang out with you again Rog. I'm losing my hate.
Need.....to.....refill..........loathing!
Then get out of the fucking house. If I can drag my fucked up, traitorous body out to the damn gamestore, so can you.
Pick me the fuck up Thursday, and I will get to the goddamn fucking gamestore.
Dirty stinkpig!!!
Fuck you. Gym on Thursday. I'll get you on Friday.
I'll be there on Friday! Fuck YOU! Damn fucking fuck assjack!
Fucking fuuuuuuuuuuuARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHGANRGNARGNARGNARGNARGNARGNARG!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING BUMP. :argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2009, 11:24:47 PM
FUCKING BUMP. :argh!:
You are a beautiful man and you shit beautiful rainbows of hate.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 30, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
thanks for that rog, that does make me feel the fire under my ass to DO SHIT NOW
So DID you?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 03:33:58 AM
You know, the cruelest joke that God ever played on some unsuspecting primates is that, by the time you have shit figured out, it's too late. You're falling apart at the fucking seams, and all you can do is watch clueless younger people fuck things up the same way you did. Youth is wasted on the young. If you bastards knew what I know, if you had an inkling of how truly fucked up you CAN be, you'd be too BUSY to be upset about ANYTHING.
But isn't that the other half of the joke? When you're young enough to ENJOY shit, you can't AFFORD it...and then when you finally have MONEY, it's too fucking late. You are no longer pretty. Bits that should be stationary move around when they shouldn't. Gravity has it's way with you, like the cheap fucking whore you turned out to be.
It's a bitch. You're too fucking old to rock n roll, and too goddamn young to die. God has given you just enough time to decide what you like, you know, you figure out you like cheap cigars and certain types of food, and then BAM! You get told that if you HAVE these few things you like, you'll fucking DIE. How's that for a punchline, right? Fuckers...if I was convinced I WOULD die, I'd keep doing what I like, and FUCK THEM ALL. But that's not what would happen, is it? No, I'd just wind up not getting air for 5 minutes or so, and turn into a sausage creature...a lump of meat that sits there, bloated, for years on the shelf before finally dying like a decent person ought to do.
I AM NOT FUCKING HAVING THIS! This is BULLSHIT! Who the FUCK has a Goddamned HEART ATTACK at 40? Fucking PISSES ME OFF until I get those little sparklies in my eyes, you know the ones.
But no, I suppose I ought to fucking calm down and obey their diets, and accept that I will never, ever again get to enjoy a cheap cigar. I suppose I ought to be GRATEFUL that all I got was a warning shot from a God who did everything fucking BACKWARDS, and the only thing I have left to look forward to is being a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS when I get old. And I will. Oh, yes.
Because if my calculations are right, and the doctors know their shit, I should last 50 more years. That's 50 years to store up BILE AND HATE and take it out on anyone unfortunate enough to come within the arc of my reach. Especially those less than half my age. Bastards. All bastards! You fuckers have bodies like RUBBER BANDS, and what the FUCK are you doing with them? Why the FUCK aren't you out having weird sex with perverts? I would, if they'd fucking let me, and if I wasn't a 40 year old fucking train wreck.
Goddammit.
Or kill me.
Bump.
46 is worse than 40. That is all. You may now return to your regularly-scheduled fucking everything up.
:lulz:
You just keep on getting older, because if you don't you're dead.
One of these days we as a species should really figure out why we can't take care of ourselves.
I don't mean preserve, I mean maximize our activity and happiness.
Quote from: Faust on April 28, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 28, 2009, 02:15:53 PM
Anyway, yes this was an outstanding rant TGRR, and though I'm not quite to the 40 mark yet, I'm close enough. I'm noticing I'm not the 23 year old anymore. I can feel that my brain isn't quite as quick as it once was. I'm also a person who is somewhat vain about his hair, and I can see that it is starting to thin and recede a bit. However, I think I've got to the part where I embrace the fact that I'm not a kid anymore and I've got this stuff I have to do as an adult. I've gotta make sure this kid makes it to 18 alive and in one piece. I gotta see if I can maybe help improve the chances of some of the other kids in Maine, even if just a smidge, but in the meantime, like Richter said, I'm still trying to find new things I can do. Again, great thought-provoking rant.
I'm 23. In the last year my hair has thinned and loads has gone white.
I'll be an egg head by the time I am 30 :(
Results, pls.
Glad I was wrong about this, I got lucky It rolled back to here and stopped. The brother is entirely bald and he's a lot younger then me.
Quote from: Faust on March 31, 2016, 09:05:14 PM
Glad I was wrong about this, I got lucky It rolled back to here and stopped. The brother is entirely bald and he's a lot younger then me.
I assume you taunt him mercilessly?
That would be tempting fate. I do that and I'd wake up with a Tonsure.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2016, 09:16:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 31, 2016, 09:05:14 PM
Glad I was wrong about this, I got lucky It rolled back to here and stopped. The brother is entirely bald and he's a lot younger then me.
I assume you taunt him mercilessly?
The standard UK response to to slap them around the head whenever they're slightly distracted.
Depending on how vicious the crowd you are dealing with is, Ronsealing isn't unheard of. I promise, it really does do EXACTLY what it says on the fucking tin.