Principia Discordia

(http://i.imgur.com/lqoHQ.jpg)

I am really really really really sorry.

I feel awful about it.

:lulz:

I laughed for a full minute at this :lol:

This is the best absurdist meme ever.

(http://i.imgur.com/AqvfT.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4O7VS.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Xg12g.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JvSga.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/yZRDN.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Hke2y.jpg)

ATTN CAT OWNERS

PLEASE check your cat's penis

we are VERY concerned

:lulz: this thread.

(http://i.imgur.com/G969r.jpg)

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2011, 05:25:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/G969r.jpg)

:spittake:

 :lulz:

I just shared all of these on Tumblr, hope that's OK.

Yet again the nanny wall keeps me from teh funnay.   :evilmad:

Everybody is very concerned about your cat's penis.

How is squeak, anyway? Have you checked his penis recently?

(http://i.imgur.com/I6WU0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aBCib.jpg)

I love this thread.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/sad-batman.jpg)

This thread is amazing.  :lulz:

I'm compiling these here, if that's at all useful: http://picklemeat.tumblr.com/

These are all just hotlinked, let me know if I should save the files and repost.

Quote from: Nigel on October 14, 2011, 06:21:18 PM
This thread is amazing.  :lulz:

SO AMAZING

(http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/3352/3ocolock.jpg)

because I love the Lebowski :)

Quote from: Nigel on October 14, 2011, 06:22:46 PM
I'm compiling these here, if that's at all useful: http://picklemeat.tumblr.com/

These are all just hotlinked, let me know if I should save the files and repost.

rehosting is good for keeping them around for longer, do what you want :)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/roflbot-3.jpg)

Y'all ain't right in the head.

Is glorious.   :lulz:

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-aXr7oi5TpzE/TphylzHshWI/AAAAAAAAAMw/eRKyti-vuKQ/s640/Queen%2BElizabeth.jpg)

Whenever Squiddy logs back in, she's either going to shit herself with glee, or never speak to us again.

(http://i.imgur.com/zlM4X.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/roflbot-4.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qtnu7.jpg)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-h3ngw6mmoO8/Tph4ro8xiPI/AAAAAAAAANE/pig79kkZ6tw/s800/Kanye.JPG)

http://i.imgur.com/Ozovp.jpg (NSFW)

 :horrormirth:

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2011, 07:14:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Ozovp.jpg (NSFW)

OHNOYOUDIDNT

yeaaaaaaah maybe that was too much

That is a rather impressive assembly of cat penis references, right thar.  :lulz:

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2011, 07:21:35 PM
yeaaaaaaah maybe that was too much

It isn't a proper PD thread UNLESS there is a post that can be described as "Yeaaaah, maybe that was too much."

I for one thank you, Trip. :D

(http://i.imgur.com/lGEv7.jpg)

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8CKkS5NDAJU/Tph_3ByPHeI/AAAAAAAAANY/OR5g3v5fo0I/s700/Kitten.JPG)

(http://i.imgur.com/Saxe1.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/IyDz8.jpg)

Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2011, 07:54:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IyDz8.jpg)

BRARF :vom:  :lulz:

This is going to be worn out before I get to my laptop.  :(

If any bead ladies are following my tumblr page they are going to think I've lost my fucking mind.  :lulz:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
This is going to be worn out before I get to my laptop.  :(

Oh, I think not. I think being sorry about Squid's cat's penis is ETERNAL.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
This is going to be worn out before I get to my laptop.  :(

NO

I AM NEVER GOING TO STOP BEING SORRY ABOUT CATS PENISES


TRULY

SINCERELY

YOU GUYS :lulz:

(http://i.imgur.com/eNgfb.jpg)

Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2011, 06:01:14 PM
Everybody is very concerned about your cat's penis.

How is squeak, anyway? Have you checked his penis recently?

1.  Her name is Squeek, spag!
2.  She is a she.
3.  If she has a penis there will be lots of splainin to do.
4.  I will start a pention!

(http://i.imgur.com/BFPyB.jpg)

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED AND SHIT, AND THEN CRIED ON MY SHIT!!



(seriously, they took his penis)

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-t_h7y9aCoKs/TpiKpJlkoJI/AAAAAAAAANo/0oKwYbxVCK0/s454/Support.JPG)

:mittens:  I now haz something to try...brb

(http://i.imgur.com/4Z2UN.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/q3uA4.jpg)

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:17:03 PM
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED AND SHIT, AND THEN CRIED ON MY SHIT!!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THEN COME BY MORE OFTEN!

(we miss you)

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/aliencat.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/PPo17.jpg)

My boss just came in to ask me something and I barely made it through the conversation without completely losing it. All because of that poor cat's penis.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:24:46 PM

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THEN COME BY MORE OFTEN!

(we miss you)

You haven't seen the last of me  :evil:

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:36:05 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:24:46 PM

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THEN COME BY MORE OFTEN!

(we miss you)

You haven't seen the last of me  :evil:

And you haven't heard the last of me.

I'm taking a week off intoxicated at the end of the month.

There will be howling, vicious, unintelligble voicemails.

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-jXd0_F-o0Mk/TpiPQKKj3xI/AAAAAAAAAN0/u4sCbJ75ZeY/s600/Supreme%2Bcourt.JPG)

Sorry to hear
(http://www.latinorebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Cat-Stevens-wins-case.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ohXwh.jpg)

Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2011, 08:40:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ohXwh.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:37:08 PM

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:36:05 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:24:46 PM

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THEN COME BY MORE OFTEN!

(we miss you)

You haven't seen the last of me  :evil:

And you haven't heard the last of me.

I'm taking a week off intoxicated at the end of the month.

There will be howling, vicious, unintelligble voicemails.

I expect nothing less.
THIS THREAD MADE MY WHOLE FUCKING WEEK! Seriously.

I haven't like, slept, since Sunday more than a couple naps and the stress and money and shit was killing me. THIS SHIT just made it all ok.

 :pax:

SQUID I'M GLAD YUOR FEELING BETTER, BUT THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES ON THE TABLE OKAY

:lulz: at your sig, Squiddy

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/DarnellPenisGone.jpg)

this thread IS awesome.

also I was wondering if it was the one with the eyes or not. now I know.

Yeah. This is Darnell Leroy. He has eyes...




BUT NO PENIS!!!


(http://i.imgur.com/ONRrA.jpg)

oh the black one is just some random cat then?

Quote from: kingyak on October 14, 2011, 08:32:34 PM
My boss just came in to ask me something and I barely made it through the conversation without completely losing it. All because of that poor cat's penis.

Yes, or
"Trip, what you been up to today?"
"Oh you know, shopping pics about lost cat penises."

I liked the look on it's face and it looks just like this guy(girl?). So it worked.

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2011, 09:02:01 PM
oh the black one is just some random cat then?

Quote from: kingyak on October 14, 2011, 08:32:34 PM
My boss just came in to ask me something and I barely made it through the conversation without completely losing it. All because of that poor cat's penis.

Yes, or
"Trip, what you been up to today?"
"Oh you know, shopping pics about lost cat penises."

My boss and I have sort of an unspoken agreement that as long as I don't openly acknowledge how little work I actually do there, neither will he.

(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/catdick1.jpg)

(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n595/Luna0219/PeeDee/CatPenis1.jpg)

(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/catdick2.jpg)

This the best meme since "Chewbacca Ate My Balls"!

ALRIGHT GUYS, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
WE NEED THIS ON THE NEWSFEED.
WE NEED A :sorryaboutyourcatspenis:
AND A LINK TO THIS THREAD IS NOW THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE RESPONSE TO "DESCRIBE DISCORDIANISM IN ONE SENTENCE."

Considering that my tumblr page has been more or less entirely dedicated to this meme all day, feel free to post it to reddit or whatever the hell you want to do: http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/picklemeat

Quote from: Luna on October 14, 2011, 11:13:46 PM
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n595/Luna0219/PeeDee/CatPenis1.jpg)

:lulz:

(http://www.kingyak.com/temp/rocco.jpg)

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/catwang1.jpg)

aww fuck I just woke up the GF laughing.

She's pissed, and she's already tired of hearing about cat penises.

SHE HAS NO IDEA HOW SORRY WE ALL ARE!

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/catwang2.jpg)

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/catwang3.jpg)

 :lulz:


Thread of the year

(http://i.imgur.com/CqJ7A.png)

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/AynRandCatPenis.jpg)

:lulz:

These are great. I'm going to target one cat lover (or not) on FB and just post all of these one after another on their wall with no explanation.

Every three months or so.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/OccupyPenis.jpg)

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoyL4gjO2oDzkrRVWdUSzsvs0Nb6H_ogd8r5hl3xP5h1IAmEQJRw)

Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2011, 12:15:09 AM
Considering that my tumblr page has been more or less entirely dedicated to this meme all day, feel free to post it to reddit or whatever the hell you want to do: http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/picklemeat

Nigel I'm getting a 'do not have permission to view' on that.

(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n595/Luna0219/PeeDee/CatPenis2.jpg)

 :horrormirth: :x :sad: :| :) :lol: :lulz:


I'm glad to see there's at least ONE subculture with it's shit together on this cat penis problem.  I wonder if there's a market for prostheses.  I mean it's only right to meet a demand that is based on such an important and sensitive issue for the feline community.

When it comes to cat cock it's not about the money, it's about the penis!

I plan to fit him with a giant rubber strap-on once he's healed.

Right, the best possible thing for a cat that has suffered such a penile separation is to help them get that confidence and swagger back.
A cat must have swagger, it's their thing.  They don't have to have their thing to have swagger though.  The other cats will never know!

Shhhhh...  It's the penis!

Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 16, 2011, 02:07:38 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2011, 12:15:09 AM
Considering that my tumblr page has been more or less entirely dedicated to this meme all day, feel free to post it to reddit or whatever the hell you want to do: http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/picklemeat

Nigel I'm getting a 'do not have permission to view' on that.

Try:
http://picklemeat.tumblr.com/

http://kiwi6.com/file/6682q2x2g8

The GF made these.

(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/3264/fritz3f.jpg)
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/1066/fritz2.jpg)
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/3764/fritz1k.jpg)

Quote from: Cramulus on October 17, 2011, 02:33:57 AM
http://kiwi6.com/file/6682q2x2g8

Oh wow that's amazing!! :mittens:

Needs a slideshow video with all the pics ITT.

Maybe a bit longer so it can include a verse?

I don't know what to say
your tremendous loss
is difficult for all of us
I don't know what to say aaaay aaaaay hey hey hey oh yeeaeaeaeaeaeaeaaa aaaaeeey

---

now I have to think about Schneider TM - Frogtoise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Of0OPstYc) :

sometimes i dream of nothing
next morning's even worse
sometimes i wake up sweating
feels like i've just given birth
sometimes i don't wake up at all

i had a dream
cut a frog in half
a turtle too
ooh-oh-ooh-ooh

to plant the top
of the tortoise half
on the poor frogs base
ooh-oooh-ooh-oh-oh

i'd love to meet you out there
to pet your heart and soul
discover all your beauty
and let the good vibes flow
i've been called by certain duty

cause in my dream
i cut a frog in half
a turtle too
ooh-oh-ooh-ooh

to plant the top
of the tortoise half
on the poor frogs base
ooh-oooh-ooh-oh-oh

now what you think
how it looked at me
now what you think
how it looked at me
now what you think
how it looked at me

no one to blame
i felt a shame on me

I'm kinda sorry to hear about your schroedinger's cat's penis

(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8025/lannisteralwaysspayshis.jpg)

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 17, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8025/lannisteralwaysspayshis.jpg)

:spittake:

Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 16, 2011, 02:07:38 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2011, 12:15:09 AM
Considering that my tumblr page has been more or less entirely dedicated to this meme all day, feel free to post it to reddit or whatever the hell you want to do: http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/picklemeat

Nigel I'm getting a 'do not have permission to view' on that.

Sorry, my bad; wrong link! http://picklemeat.tumblr.com/

Quote from: Cramulus on October 17, 2011, 02:33:57 AM
http://kiwi6.com/file/6682q2x2g8

EPIC!

Holy fucking shit!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

OMG I got a card from Boston.. I think from LMNO.


Seriously you guys...

:lol: :lol: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lol: :lol: :x

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 17, 2011, 11:04:54 PM
Holy fucking shit!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

OMG I got a card from Boston.. I think from LMNO.


Seriously you guys...

:lol: :lol: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lol: :lol: :x

After your post on facebook all I could think about was Bob Dylan singing about your cats penis.

I WILL BE AWAKE ALL FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE OF YOU! :argh!:

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 17, 2011, 11:04:54 PM
Holy fucking shit!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

OMG I got a card from Boston.. I think from LMNO.


Seriously you guys...

:lol: :lol: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lol: :lol: :x

Yeah, that was me. Because I'm very sorry to hear about your cat's penis.

That was very well played sir  :golfclap:

My cackling laughter frightened the neighbors.

(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/spacemarine1-1.jpg)

 :lulz:

(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2264/gollumcat.jpg)

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/lol%20jesus%20etc/z6uTg-1.jpg)

Baww mine are boring in comparison.
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-irhUfmji1xk/Tp82u-JJaTI/AAAAAAAAAUg/qfAeUznNGPE/s640/1021.jpg) (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-7ei6xXRorUc/Tp82xYeuZ3I/AAAAAAAAAUo/-zhssSFT_ZI/s912/IMG_1675.jpg)

 :lulz: This meme might be my favorite, ever.

Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2011, 09:55:49 PM
:lulz: This meme might be my favorite, ever.

Yeah!
My first couple exposures it just made me smile.
Then it made me chuckle.
Then it made me laugh.
And now I'm participating! (half-assed, as always)
It gets more fascinating the more you are exposed to it!

Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2011, 09:55:49 PM
:lulz: This meme might be my favorite, ever.

We should as a group show up at some new board, and post this shit.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2011, 10:12:09 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2011, 09:55:49 PM
:lulz: This meme might be my favorite, ever.

We should as a group show up at some new board, and post this shit.

OH  MY GOD YES. YES YES YES.

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/active%20ones/CHARLIESHEEN-.png)

(http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7822/catpig.jpg)

They're unfeasably huge knackers. More like a pair of tits.

there has to be some crappy cat appreciation board somewhere that we can "share" this experience with!

I tried to find an anti-neutering board, then a neutering board, to no avail. Well, I found one but it was tiny and desolate.

Maybe someone can find a neutering subforum on a pets forum or something? I'm going to bed.  :p

I have a feeling any typical safari board would do.

You simply have a bunch of people register, and then one person starts a thread that talks about how much they love their cat, and it got sick, and there was something wrong with it's bladder, and they had to operate, and the urethra was totally blocked, and the only way to save its life was to remove its penis.


...and then let the fun begin!

(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/9673/zardozcat.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Pu7mf.png)

hxxp://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3130091#post3130091


GO GO GO!

Ready and waiting.  Who else is in?

In, and posted original pic from OP in this thread.

yessssssss, you guys kick ass  :lulz:




forum registration is quick. You need a working e-mail address to activate your account but there's no manual verification.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CatsPenisSpag.jpg)

 :lulz: x 100

Payne and Cain managed to squeeze off almost three pages of hysteria before we all got the banhammer and the thread got deleted

(http://i.imgur.com/ZnzYz.png)

JESUS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! :lulz:

 :lol:
Nicely done, gentlemen.

Please tell me someone got screens? I registered an account and all, only to find the thread was already gone :(

:awesome:

OH GODDAMMIT

I missed everything!

Quote from: Cramulus on October 20, 2011, 04:30:36 PM
:lulz: x 100

Payne and Cain managed to squeeze off almost three pages of hysteria before we all got the banhammer and the thread got deleted

(http://i.imgur.com/ZnzYz.png)

Aw, missed it...

I have an old sleeper account there. Seeing as I missed the fun, I'll go and repost a similar OP, with emphasis still on the discombobulated penis of my poor pussy. I shall try to be beside myself in outraged horror, and I will have to mention, in horror, the fact they they took his little furry beanus, yet left his stinky old Tomcat Nuts on. Back soon.

So. Here  goes.
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/active%20ones/MypoorWillikins-TheCatSitecomForums.png)

http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3130211#post3130211

Waiting for my registration to be approved...

They seem to have a lot of mods on there atm. So it shouldn't be long. . . .

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 07:53:47 PM
Waiting for my registration to be approved...

We made them start approving new accounts?

:jihaad: !

Maybe I should start off with a textual "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis :(" ?

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 07:58:38 PM
Maybe I should start off with a textual "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis :(" ?

That's what I was going to do, but they won't approve my account. :(

I'M IN!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

SCREENSHOTS!

I'm waiting for the "go" from at least one other person. If it's just me it won't be as fun.

Anyone? I'm poised...

I posted:

QuoteI don't know anything about it... maybe they left them so he wouldn't have to go through a hormone disruption right after a stressful surgery?

Anyway, I'm sorry to hear about your cat's penis.

Com on, guys!  I can't access that site at work.  You gotta back her up!

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 20, 2011, 08:47:37 PM
Com on, guys!  I can't access that site at work.  You gotta back her up!

Eh, I'll check in later.

HAH! They didn't ban my IP, only my username. IN AND POSTED.

SWEEEEET!

IT'S GO TIME!

I'm blitzing. Damn that site is slow.

Oh dear. Either they are banzoring me or teh page is just taking forever to load.

I can't seem to get onto any other websites. :(

Aw, yuo gais aer awsoem!
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/active%20ones/MypoorWillikins-TheCatSitecomForums1.png)

Y/A is go too.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111020125416AA7s1Nv

My internet died, but now it's back!

So sorry to hear about your inters nets

I wonder just how well this would go over on the Spiritual Cauldron?

Also hxxp://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?p=81766#post81766

I wanna see how the kiddies respond.

Who is Shaken?

Did we get all of the pics?

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:30:52 PM
Who is Shaken?

Did we get all of the pics?

That's me. I'm not sure but I think we did.

Oh, actually, we may have missed a few..

It's up in ehelp too now.
http://www.ehelp.com/questions/10445237/my-poor-willikins-has-lost-his-beanus

Ahahahaha, who is Phearis?

Aw, banned.  :lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:27:47 PM
Also hxxp://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?p=81766#post81766

I wanna see how the kiddies respond.

"Vapidly".

Molotov must be having an off day.  He's usually funnier than this.

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

hahah also banned from the cat forum again

Me and nigel's posts got baleeted. This only thing left is this post, presumably from one of the locals:

(http://i.imgur.com/vePKc.png)

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:57:47 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

FG?  A refugee site for people kicked off of the nintendo site.

It's like Liquid Lurker, but all they actually talk about is cartoon shows.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


I'm sorry I missed all this!

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:57:47 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

Yep, banned from the cat site. I like how I'M the only one who got singled out as a jerk! :lulz: I didn't even start it!

I want to find a board where it might actually get seen by a few people besides mods before we get banned. FG doesn't really count, although I think I would enjoy their bafflement at having a thread flooded with "sorry about your cat's penis" images. It might bring a little weirdness into their otherwise not very weird little lives.

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:44:00 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:57:47 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

Yep, banned from the cat site. I like how I'M the only one who got singled out as a jerk! :lulz: I didn't even start it!

I want to find a board where it might actually get seen by a few people besides mods before we get banned. FG doesn't really count, although I think I would enjoy their bafflement at having a thread flooded with "sorry about your cat's penis" images. It might bring a little weirdness into their otherwise not very weird little lives.

Okay, this has been killing me for years.

Where the hell does your sig come from?

Reposting tumblr link for reference... I THINK I have all of them, but if you know of any that I missed, please point me to them: http://picklemeat.tumblr.com/ I figure that once someone else posts a few, I can start posting them as well just to get things rolling a bit faster.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 10:46:52 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:44:00 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:57:47 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

Yep, banned from the cat site. I like how I'M the only one who got singled out as a jerk! :lulz: I didn't even start it!

I want to find a board where it might actually get seen by a few people besides mods before we get banned. FG doesn't really count, although I think I would enjoy their bafflement at having a thread flooded with "sorry about your cat's penis" images. It might bring a little weirdness into their otherwise not very weird little lives.

Okay, this has been killing me for years.

Where the hell does your sig come from?

Bump.

Also, yeah, they're classic pinkboys.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 10:46:52 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:44:00 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:57:47 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

Yep, banned from the cat site. I like how I'M the only one who got singled out as a jerk! :lulz: I didn't even start it!

I want to find a board where it might actually get seen by a few people besides mods before we get banned. FG doesn't really count, although I think I would enjoy their bafflement at having a thread flooded with "sorry about your cat's penis" images. It might bring a little weirdness into their otherwise not very weird little lives.

Okay, this has been killing me for years.

Where the hell does your sig come from?

:lulz: An article I read ages ago about some researchers who thought they'd come up with something regarding colony collapse disorder or something like that. I got to that line and lost my shit.

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:48:53 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 10:46:52 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:44:00 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:57:47 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

Yep, banned from the cat site. I like how I'M the only one who got singled out as a jerk! :lulz: I didn't even start it!

I want to find a board where it might actually get seen by a few people besides mods before we get banned. FG doesn't really count, although I think I would enjoy their bafflement at having a thread flooded with "sorry about your cat's penis" images. It might bring a little weirdness into their otherwise not very weird little lives.

Okay, this has been killing me for years.

Where the hell does your sig come from?

:lulz: An article I read ages ago about some researchers who thought they'd come up with something regarding colony collapse disorder or something like that. I got to that line and lost my shit.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/07/science/07bees.html?_r=1&scp=2&sq=bees&st=cse

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:48:53 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 10:46:52 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:44:00 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:57:47 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

Yep, banned from the cat site. I like how I'M the only one who got singled out as a jerk! :lulz: I didn't even start it!

I want to find a board where it might actually get seen by a few people besides mods before we get banned. FG doesn't really count, although I think I would enjoy their bafflement at having a thread flooded with "sorry about your cat's penis" images. It might bring a little weirdness into their otherwise not very weird little lives.

Okay, this has been killing me for years.

Where the hell does your sig come from?

:lulz: An article I read ages ago about some researchers who thought they'd come up with something regarding colony collapse disorder or something like that. I got to that line and lost my shit.

Do you mind if I steal it for use elsewhere?

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 10:50:22 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:48:53 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 10:46:52 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:44:00 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 09:57:47 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2011, 09:49:48 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Aw, banned.  :lulz:

From where?

I think the cat site, because I just was banned there too.

Made a post at the fizzy grizzly site.

That forum is unreadable on a small screen. Complete chaos. What kind of site is this?

Yep, banned from the cat site. I like how I'M the only one who got singled out as a jerk! :lulz: I didn't even start it!

I want to find a board where it might actually get seen by a few people besides mods before we get banned. FG doesn't really count, although I think I would enjoy their bafflement at having a thread flooded with "sorry about your cat's penis" images. It might bring a little weirdness into their otherwise not very weird little lives.

Okay, this has been killing me for years.

Where the hell does your sig come from?

:lulz: An article I read ages ago about some researchers who thought they'd come up with something regarding colony collapse disorder or something like that. I got to that line and lost my shit.

Do you mind if I steal it for use elsewhere?

Use the hell out of it!

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:47:07 PM
Reposting tumblr link for reference... I THINK I have all of them, but if you know of any that I missed, please point me to them: http://picklemeat.tumblr.com/ I figure that once someone else posts a few, I can start posting them as well just to get things rolling a bit faster.

Also reposting link to the FG post, for convenience: hxxp://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?p=81766#post81766

AMAZING

These longass "Conquests Showcase" things on FizzyGrizzy completely fuck my layout and make me have to side scroll to read all that stuff, it is very complicated and makes me want to smash bees.

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 11:34:52 PM
These longass "Conquests Showcase" things on FizzyGrizzy completely fuck my layout and make me have to side scroll to read all that stuff, it is very complicated and makes me want to smash bees.

I think smashing up Bees is what made the Grizzlys fizz in the first place. They go apishit when their noses get stung too much.

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/comic%20art/biz00321-1.jpg)

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 11:34:52 PM
These longass "Conquests Showcase" things on FizzyGrizzy completely fuck my layout and make me have to side scroll to read all that stuff, it is very complicated and makes me want to smash bees.

:lulz:

Quote from: BadBeast on October 21, 2011, 12:26:46 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/comic%20art/biz00321-1.jpg)

Oh, that's MAGNIFICENT!

Now, will someone PLEASE post a bunch of these in the thread on FizzyGrizzly?

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/600full-kanye-west-1.gif)

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/comic%20art/biz00289-1.gif)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lte2m7uPyT1r21youo1_400.jpg)

Thanks Trip! :)

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/9GAG/00001755-1-1.gif)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lte6emG5721r21youo1_500.jpg)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lte77ro3xK1r21youo1_400.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/VpPhl.jpg)

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/active%20ones/bats.jpg)

(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/9478/thelordandladymournyour.png)

HOLY SHIT!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

(http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6357/bachmanissorryaboutyour.png)

:peedee:

Best. Thread. Ever.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT1.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT2.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT3.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT4.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT5.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT6.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT7.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT8.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT9.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT10.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT11.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT12.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT13.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT14.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT15.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT16.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT17.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT18.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT19.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT20.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT21.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT22.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT23.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT24.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT25.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT26.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT27.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT28.png)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT29.png)

:mittens: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Holy batfuck!  :lulz:

Love this!!!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/CAT12.png)

one day this hairstyle, outfit and these glasses will be all the rage with the kids again.

we did have a mullet-like comeback a few years ago ...

(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n595/Luna0219/PeeDee/CatPenis3.jpg)

god that looks just like him... almost.

and  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: to the rest of this shit!!

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 22, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
god that looks just like him... almost.

and  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: to the rest of this shit!!

That's actually one of the cats the NYEX kept.  Was flipping through some pics from the house and... Bingo!

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/lol%20jesus%20etc/1873president-bush-eats-kitten.gif)

Username: MrFuffles
pword: darnell23

Have at.

On Saturday, Space Cowboy showed me a picture he took at Leisure in St. Johns. It was the chalkboard they have by the bocce ball table, and someone had written "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis :(" on it.

Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 06:12:27 PM
On Saturday, Space Cowboy showed me a picture he took at Leisure in St. Johns. It was the chalkboard they have by the bocce ball table, and someone had written "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis :(" on it.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat ... how?? :?

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 24, 2011, 09:33:07 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 06:12:27 PM
On Saturday, Space Cowboy showed me a picture he took at Leisure in St. Johns. It was the chalkboard they have by the bocce ball table, and someone had written "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis :(" on it.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat ... how?? :?

I just... who knows?

Quote from: Regret on October 19, 2011, 09:46:38 PM
Baww mine are boring in comparison.
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-irhUfmji1xk/Tp82u-JJaTI/AAAAAAAAAUg/qfAeUznNGPE/s640/1021.jpg) (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-7ei6xXRorUc/Tp82xYeuZ3I/AAAAAAAAAUo/-zhssSFT_ZI/s912/IMG_1675.jpg)

These look like post cards. Next time I want to give someone a lousy card for a gift, I'll use these.

Screenshotted before they took away all the answers.

(http://i.imgur.com/IkK4X.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/pF0cw.jpg)

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This is amazing. Where next?

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/active%20ones/MypoorWillikinslosthis--YahooUKIrelandAnswers1.png)

My post in that thread was deleted and I got a warning from yahoo :lulz:

Quote from: Cramulus on October 26, 2011, 04:04:29 PM
My post in that thread was deleted and I got a warning from yahoo :lulz:

I hope you appealed, and gave well founded reasons why your answer was not in breach of their guidelines in any way, shape or form. Then they can send you one of their hilarious automated unsuccessful appeal mails.
Like this.


Thanks for writing to Yahoo! Answers Customer Care.

Thank you for your query regarding the Question and Answer content that
was recently removed from Yahoo! Answers.

We cannot enter into personal dialogue over individual deletions,
however content is generally deleted if it is in violation of the
Answers' community guidelines.

Some of the reasons that questions and answers might be deleted include:


"    Posting Abusive Content (or links to content, including photos):
Including referencing the harming of minors, violence, racism, abuse,
threats, slander, violation of any applicable laws, profanity, vulgarity
or sexually explicit language, that glorification of self-harm, suicide,
anorexia, bulimia, commercial or advertising, rant, posting personal
ads, violating the Yahoo! Answers Community Guidelines or the Yahoo!
Terms of Service in any manner.
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"    Point-Gaming: Posting content for the explicit purpose of gaining
points, trading points, or soliciting others for points or otherwise
"game" the Yahoo! Answers points system
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"    Posting Repeated Postings: You may not post similar or identical
postings.

We hope to draw your attention to the product guidelines and to
cooperate with our efforts to make Yahoo! Answers a valuable knowledge
search product.

Or if you are very lucky, and a member of staff reads it, and sees the word "penis", you might get this one instead.


Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Answers Customer Care.

Your content was deleted for sexually explicit or offensive content.

In Yahoo! Answers you may not post, request or link to content or images
that are sexually explicit or otherwise offensive

On review of your case we have decided not to reinstate your content.

Please refer to the Answers Community Guidelines and Yahoo! Terms of
Service for further information on participating in Yahoo! Answers.

We appreciate your contribution to making Yahoo! Answers a valuable
knowledge search product.

We were very sorry to hear about your cat's penis.

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Quote from: Cramulus on October 26, 2011, 04:04:29 PM
My post in that thread was deleted and I got a warning from yahoo :lulz:

Mine too.  :lulz:

One day, someone will actually post a useful or informative Answer there, and all their servers will collapse from the shock. Y/A is like a Pond full of Frogspawn, and Tadpoles. Except instead of Frogspawn, It's Trollspawn. And instead of Tadpoles, it's got millions of little tiny baby Trolls.

Cat's = Psychopathic Misanthropes
Men's Health = Penis talk
Relationships = Does he/she like me?
Cultures = Racism
Women's Health = Am I pragnent?
TGLB = Screeching Queens, vs Homophobes
Myths and Folklore = Am I a Vampire / Mermaid / Lycan

Quote from: BadBeast on October 26, 2011, 06:41:35 PM
One day, someone will actually post a useful or informative Answer there, and all their servers will collapse from the shock. Y/A is like a Pond full of Frogspawn, and Tadpoles. Except instead of Frogspawn, It's Trollspawn. And instead of Tadpoles, it's got millions of little tiny baby Trolls.

Cat's = Psychopathic Misanthropes
Men's Health = Penis talk
Relationships = Does he/she like me?
Cultures = Racism
Women's Health = Am I pragnent?
TGLB = Screeching Queens, vs Homophobes
Myths and Folklore = Am I a Vampire / Mermaid / Lycan

:lulz: It truly is the worst forum for interaction ever created on the web.

The setup at Y/A is engineered to minimise interaction between users, except on a strictly Question / Answer basis. They get far more revenue from the site being used as a "knowledge research product" (their words, not mine) than they would if it was a chat forum. Also, their moderation policy works along the same lines as a Secret Police force, relying on butthurt levels, and "Trusted Reporters" to have posts removed. The more times a user reports posts that are found to be in breach of guidelines, the greater their level of status as a ''Trusted Reporter" is.

So there are collectives of TR's in just about every section, who make it their business to Police their particular areas of 'expertise'. They use dummy accounts to round up known Trolls in their contact lists, and by collaborating with their TR accomplices to post Trollworthy questions as entrapment. Then when they have a contact list full of Trolls, they pick one or two of the more regular ones, and go back through their histories reporting any tiny rule infraction, going back as far as 2 years in order to ramp up the level of violations that person accrues in a short time. Then their accounts are suspended.
This leads to the person Trolling making multiple accounts in self defence, which bumps up the number of user accounts for Yahoo, making Answers a more premium and saleable product.

In accordance with the Aneristic principle, Imposition of order, leads to Escalation of Disorder. So there are some extremely dedicated and proficient groups of Trolls, chipping away at Y/A's credibility by skilfully Trolling the more lulzy sections, finding out who the Report Monkeys are, and outing them, then reporting their posts to the extent that they have to rest their accounts, and make new ones, or lose them.

It's a bit like France in WWII, with Clandestine Resistance Cells running around taking down Collaborators, and Staff overlooking the "Only one account per user" rule to enable their TR's to operate. When you appeal successfully against a violation, the Karma of the person who reported you goes down, until they no longer enjoy "Trusted" status, resulting in their reports losing influence with the Staff.
Very clever on Yahoo's part, because it ensures the number of user accounts is always rising. When you lose an account, it only ever gets suspended. Posts remain up and showing in search engines, so each suspended account is still an asset to Yahoo. Divide and conquer.

Eventually, you just get so pissed off with it, you go and Troll another site instead. Even so, your dozens, or even hundreds of Y/A accounts left suspended and inaccessible to you, are making money for Yahoo.     

http://s748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/videos/?action=view&current=Catspenis.mp4
Song by Cram, pictures by you lot.

 :golfclap:

Quote from: BadBeast on October 29, 2011, 03:27:16 PM

http://s748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/videos/?action=view&current=Catspenis.mp4
Song by Cram, pictures by you lot.

:mittens:

My friend sent me this picture today:

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/384979_10100418776470517_12619680_51490014_1086748506_n.jpg)

That made me laugh kind of low and quiet

Is that Trent Reznor?

Quote from: navkat on November 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
Is that Trent Reznor?

Yes. My friend Trent Reznor. I will let him know that you recognized him, he'll be so pleased.

Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:43:24 AM

Quote from: navkat on November 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
Is that Trent Reznor?

Yes. My friend Trent Reznor. I will let him know that you recognized him, he'll be so pleased.

Is the cat in the picture the one that kept growing it's claws? Like it had REALLY long nails?

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 06, 2011, 12:52:45 AM

Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:43:24 AM

Quote from: navkat on November 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
Is that Trent Reznor?

Yes. My friend Trent Reznor. I will let him know that you recognized him, he'll be so pleased.

Is the cat in the picture the one that kept growing it's claws? Like it had REALLY long nails?

They got to nine inches, it was amazing!

Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:43:24 AM

Quote from: navkat on November 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
Is that Trent Reznor?

Yes. My friend Trent Reznor. I will let him know that you recognized him, he'll be so pleased.

And they say you can't get the tone of the words from just text.

I accidentally bit my tongue while reading this post. From unpreparedness for laughing.

Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 01:06:32 AM

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 06, 2011, 12:52:45 AM

Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:43:24 AM

Quote from: navkat on November 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
Is that Trent Reznor?

Yes. My friend Trent Reznor. I will let him know that you recognized him, he'll be so pleased.

Is the cat in the picture the one that kept growing it's claws? Like it had REALLY long nails?

They got to nine inches, it was amazing!

:lulz: :lulz:

Bizarre Animal ER
(Go to 16:10 and 24:36)

*** Contains scenes of surgery ! ***

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=SJMB2P9F (http://www.megavideo.com/?v=SJMB2P9F)

Just the cat sections for download:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15799413/sorry.wmv (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15799413/sorry.wmv) (68 MB)

 :pika:

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/Reyalskrad/raise_thread.jpg)

WE NEED THAT AS A :bump: emOTE!

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 18, 2013, 07:42:20 AM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/Reyalskrad/raise_thread.jpg)

:lulz:

I just want you all to know I used this to make someone laugh inappropriately during a conference call.

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 08:58:02 PM
I just want you all to know I used this to make someone laugh inappropriately during a conference call.

That brings joy to my heart.

Oooooooooooooooh I've missed this.

Update: cat still has no penis.

BUT HOW? You ask, well, after many failed attempts at growing one back he ended up getting in a fight with our bigger cat and ripping his toenail out. The nub of a penis he nearly grew got frightened and sucked itself back up into his throat.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

I'm also sorry to hear about your cat's toenail.

Showing new housemate this thread. We giggled

Bump for penis

(http://i.imgur.com/FJVUx3k.gif)

Ohai everybody. Just wanted to pop in and say that ever since they removed my penis, I can pee freely.
On EVERYTHING! But no worries, cause me pee is full of tiny crystals that shimmer in the light.
It's FAAAAABULOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUS!
                       \
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/Darnell_zps15989867.jpg)

 :lulz: Cats are such shits.

To be fair...

I did give the ok for them to take his penis.

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 12, 2014, 04:36:41 AM
To be fair...

I did give the ok for them to take his penis.

Point.

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 12, 2014, 04:36:41 AM
To be fair...

I did give the ok for them to take his penis.

:lulz:

Someone had to.
Poor kid was poisoning himself with his own piss.


Now he just poisons my socks and whatever else he wants with his piss.
end my life

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 12:34:41 AM
Someone had to.
Poor kid was poisoning himself with his own piss.


Now he just poisons my socks and whatever else he wants with his piss.
end my life

:lulz:

SO.
Mr Darnell Leroy got his claw caught in the carpet and yanked it so hard it twisted all his fleshy bits and ruined it.
They had to amputate his toe.

My cat now has no balls, no penis, and one less toe.

So here we are. He's been high as hell on pain meds and can't stop watching Adventure Time.

I'm sorry to hear about your cat's toe. :(

My thoughts are with your cat's toe.  :(

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WToCYNKityc/UyrXc-okftI/AAAAAAAAA8k/qePoGtSNRzw/w799-h577-no/Bald-Eagle-cAT%2527S+TOE.JPG)

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 20, 2014, 02:34:37 AM
SO.
Mr Darnell Leroy got his claw caught in the carpet and yanked it so hard it twisted all his fleshy bits and ruined it.
They had to amputate his toe.

My cat now has no balls, no penis, and one less toe.

So here we are. He's been high as hell on pain meds and can't stop watching Adventure Time.

Some cats just seem to be disaster prone. We had a cat recently that tried to eat a bowl of corn which poisoned him really badly, he went really cold and didn't move for a couple of days aside from vomiting and diarrhoea all over the kitchen, then he got better and two weeks later got squashed by a car.

Then you have other cats that will last forever. We had this disgusting thing with an oil slick on on her fur that used to sleep in compost because of the warmth, who stank to high heaven, and went on to live for 16 years....

This guy just...  :roll:

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 20, 2014, 10:56:01 AM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WToCYNKityc/UyrXc-okftI/AAAAAAAAA8k/qePoGtSNRzw/w799-h577-no/Bald-Eagle-cAT%2527S+TOE.JPG)

:lulz:

(http://i.imgur.com/JtOm5Tl.jpg)

 :lulz:

How much cat is left?

5/8

MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

What the hell is going on in Florida?

Noooo, his peeeeeenis!!! The universe needs to GIVE IT BACK!!

poor kitty

Kitty might not want it back after it made the rounds in Florida.

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.

Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2022, 03:33:58 AM

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.

Sir we've banned all genitals from Florida. DeSantis is collecting them for his wall.

That does sound about right. Especially no genitals in schools. Only for the wall.

Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer
(https://cdn.arrowpng.com/images/red-down-arrow.png)

Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 PM
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer

That needs a Hatsune Miku cover version.

Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 PM
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer
(https://cdn.arrowpng.com/images/red-down-arrow.png)

You are a bad person.   :lulz: