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hahahahah hope you own a good hat and sunglasses


try to stay out of security cameras for a bit



good luck with that

[zip and lmno:]

zip and lmno: very well said

Fjordd Luftwaffle-Popp: disregard the people that say post count means nothing

the truth is:


it's all good. 

[Phase 2]

Phase 2

Talking to cabalmate and co-conspirator HAL PHILLIPS who is also an NYC Comedy Scene Dude.

check this out:
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/classes/3162

That tells you where Colbert Show writer Peter Gwinn will be, in Manhattan, on the next two Thursday evenings.
Not a public event.  Just a shitty little office/rehearsal space.
Perfect for someone to unobtrusively slip a letter about the Illuminati into his big or something.

Because I can ask my friend Damian to try to slip something to Peter Gwinn.

Some sort of "you have completed the first task, one of our agents has contacted you through an intermediary" kinda deal.
Even if slipping it in his bag requires too much ninja skill, there could just be like, an envelope that says "FOR PETER GWINN" that someone could just put on the floor in the hallway when nobody's looking.  Easy peasy.

You devise something worth slipping to a Colbert Report writer... I will arrange for it to get to him when he least expects it.

possible intro text for the video:

The Bavarian Illuminati is a global ultra-conspiracy nearly as old as civilization itself.
On February 29th, 2008, they recruited satirical pundit Stephen Colbert into their ranks.
To test his dedication, they commanded him to utter the code phrase "23 Skidoo" on the air.
Colbert is now in CONCORDANCE with the will of the Illuminati and the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.

The nemesis of the Illuminati, the Discordian Society, encourages you to investigate his participation. Watch for Discordian or Illuminati code-words on his broadcasts. He may be relaying coded messages to different sects of the Illuminati, and also using mind-control memes to sap the free will of the General Public. Stay sharp. and Think For Yourself, Shmuck.

principiadiscordia.com

suggestions?

perhaps a bit long? if so, what to cut? might be fine though.

video clip forthcoming

GUYS
we win
SO GODDAMN HARD

Condolences as well, Ratatosk.


I heard Stephen utter "23 skidoo" on air tonight. It was early in the program, and following (or just before) a Wiliam F Buckly, Jr. reference, and it was the only 23, so I'm pretty sure it was just a reference to 60's culture.

Next week should really get interesting.

no way! can anyone find a video somewhere? An explicit reference to the number 23 on the air was DEFINITELY something we asked for!

 
awfully thin skin for someone who's been lurking for over a year

"Jocks of Discord"
that's one for the newsfeed indeed

Anyway, Fuck you lot, I'm off to the Stormfront forum. No offence, but they're a tad more interesting than
yuo.

seriously: http://www.sassygoatmilksoap.com/

"If given the chance I would eat your and everyone that you love's garbage."   
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fixx0rated


SCARY ASS GOATS WHY DID I COME BACK INTO THIS THREAD

SCARYYYYY

tanget--

My favorite high school teacher - one who had a great effect on who I am today - quit because of the No Child Left Behind act. I went and talked to him about this and he said,

there's just no time to teach Jungian Archetypes, analyze Led Zeppelin lyrics, and also prepare kids to take two giant meaningless tests per year. I've actually got to cut two out of three of those activities, and the school board didn't like my decision to keep Zeppelin. So I quit.



I'm in the buisness of publishing textbooks, so this is also an issue close to my heart. In California public schools, if you don't perform on an English test at at least two grades below your grade level, (so if an 11th grader only has a 8th grade vocabulary) you get marked for "INTERVENTION" and have to take special classes. We publish the books for those classes. A lot of these kids are just learning English and are angry that they're getting treated like they're mentally handicapped or something. They WANT to learn, they just haven't had time to learn enough English to do well on the standardized test. A lot of these kids end up dropping out. Not because they're stupid, but because they're sick of being treated like idiots.

okay I could go on about this for a while but it's best to post before this becomes too tl;dr

It seems to me that there is some confusion with people trying to define Discordianism as a belief system when, in my mind, it serves more accurately as a name for a certain type of thought pattern. The common factor among all Discordians, regardless of whether you eat up dada bullshit or practice chaos magic or what have you, is that we all believe what we choose to believe because we choose to believe it, not because it's "good" or "right" to society or to anybody else. Ergo, two Discordians may have entirely different belief systems, but both will have chosen those systems on their own, by their own reasoning, and are likely to give them up in favor of new ones the moment maintaining the old ones becomes impractical.

Discordianism, I think, is not like other religions - you do not convert to Discordianism, but you are born a Discordian. Those crazy bastards who wrote the Principia Discordia weren't creating anything, they merely gave it a name.

good points, all around good badgering.

I disagree with your view of the diversified work force. I certainly care where my brain surgeon learned to cut, but I frankly couldn't possibly care less how many foreign languages he speaks and what his GPA was in highschool.

So you wouldn't prefer a doctor who got A's in high school over a doctor who got C's? Only where they went to med school matters?

You'll never have to make that choice - nobody who got C's high school went to a good med school. All those bullshit high school requirements are directly relevant to your choice of a doctor.

I makes little sense in the shifting environment of todays "real world" to put children in environments that teach them repetition, boredom, and the submission of their will and intuition to the demands of a bureaucracy. Sitting on chairs and copying stuff of a blackboard doesn't prepare you for life - only life does.

actually I think that stuff prepares people pretty well for a lifetime of retail purgatory or white collar slavery.

I want one too!

Oh wait...I haven't posted a pic.

Suu - you'll have to guess 

checkitout

Guess what, Mr. Mang?

I found it.



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