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A List of Things That Are Better Than Star Wars Fans

Started by Salty, August 30, 2012, 03:42:09 AM

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Salty

August 30, 2012, 03:42:09 AM
-Lord of the Rings fans
-Trekkies
-Having your toenails ripped off slowly
-Hot coffee that has gone lukewarm
-Warm pilsner
-That itchy feeling after you banged somebody but it turns out it isn't the herp, maybe nerves
-That itchy feeling after you banged somebody and it ISN'T nerves
-Furries
-TTM
-That day when you NEED clean underwear and don't have any
-Libertari-ok, nobody is worse than a libertarian.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

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August 30, 2012, 03:44:37 AM
Licking something GIGGLES touched.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
August 30, 2012, 03:45:06 AM
What brought this on? :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
August 30, 2012, 03:49:10 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#4
August 30, 2012, 04:13:15 AM
As the resident Star Wars fan, I have to say I think even I'm better than Star Wars fans.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#5
August 30, 2012, 04:14:12 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 30, 2012, 04:13:15 AM
As the resident Star Wars fan, I have to say I think even I'm better than Star Wars fans.

I would never argue that, Suu.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Luna

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August 30, 2012, 04:43:10 AM
 :sad:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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