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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Brother Mythos on July 12, 2019, 05:42:07 PM

Title: Seb Gorka Punked By Caller Claiming To Be Publisher of 'Dipsh*t Magazine'
Post by: Brother Mythos on July 12, 2019, 05:42:07 PM
Oh, this was way too easy. Sebastian Gorka's ego is so easily stroked...

Here's the link: https://crooksandliars.com/2019/07/seb-gorka-punked-caller-claiming-be
Title: Re: Seb Gorka Punked By Caller Claiming To Be Publisher of 'Dipsh*t Magazine'
Post by: Cain on July 12, 2019, 08:00:47 PM
I mean, he could be

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPffoxwWAAAqu44.jpg)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPffptbXkAEHayd.jpg)
Title: Re: Seb Gorka Punked By Caller Claiming To Be Publisher of 'Dipsh*t Magazine'
Post by: altered on July 12, 2019, 08:04:38 PM
 :lulz:

Edit: HOLY SHIT I had never heard Gorka talk before. He sounds EXACTLY like a third-rate Bond villain. Like fucking identical. It's absolutely amazing. I want him to perform an extremely convoluted evil scheme on livestream just so him being shoved into a locker by the hero is televised. Wow. Just... I've never heard someone trying so fucking hard before. Repeating himself to buy time to figure out how to sound most cat-strokingly evil and still coming across more like a B-list minion from central casting than  the actual antagonist.
Title: Re: Seb Gorka Punked By Caller Claiming To Be Publisher of 'Dipsh*t Magazine'
Post by: Brother Mythos on July 12, 2019, 08:29:43 PM
But ... but ... he said they're winning.